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I'm Johanna. I'll Come and Go. What can I say? I try.

One thing I LOVE to do is to analyze dreams. Just tell me about a dream you had, and I'll help you understand what it means. :)

advice

how do you believe in yourself...

wear pajamas to school.

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ok i think im fat because i hav a BIG gut like the bottom of my stomach sticks out....i HATE it and the other night i was crying because i thought i was fat and ugly i want to look skinny it doesnt matter if my stomach sticks out just a little bit but i wwant my gut gone. O ya i hav diabetes so its a little harder for me to lose weight. PLease help i rate!

You're not fat. Alot of girls have extra fat, until they reach puberty. You should try doing situps and working out every day, and you should see an improvement.

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Hey! I'm 130 pounds,and 5'3,and i was wondering is this too fat? Well, some people say i'm not fat,but maybe they just say it too be nice,but i don't know.I sometimes see my self kinda'of fat in the mirrow,but there are days that and don't.it's maybe the clothes i wear.I don't have a big belly. Just kinds large thighs,and butt.Thanx for reading this.And hope yall give good advice.
Brenda

you're not fat at all. You just need a boost of self confidence. You're probably a really nice person and thats all the matters. But as far as your thighs and stuff goes, your probably just large-boned which means your athletically built. I know alot of people like that with big thighs and stuff. It shouldn't be a problem.

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I have a hard time getting a boyfriend. I'm not sure if it's just me because i have a lot of friends and i'm pretty nice. I dont get it!!! Any advice to get an HONEST and SWEET boyfriend???
I'll rate high for good advice.

Well, I hate to break it to ya, but guys like that are really hard to find so you can't expect them to just show up and ask you out, you need to look for them. Just be yourself, and be confidence. You'll find one eventually.

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ok... so say.. im not the most prettiest girl in the school.. but still is cute..... everyone says im so cute.. but im going into the 8th grade.... i want to have a boyfriend.. and to go up the social ladder.. im not a geek or a nerd... im like inbetween.. like i have my own group.. but i think it is breaking.....like.. im a little chubby.. but noone really gos by weight... they go like for faces and personalitys.. (usually sluts) but like.... how can i do whay i want without becoming a slut..????????? like some outfits ideas and hair styles?????? or something??? like.. i wear what is usally comfortable for me.. like jeans and a sweatshirt... and in the spring sweatpant capris (like active wear) i dunno...... so please give me some tips?? thankz...

Rissa

What the hell are you talking about? Noone refers to it as the "social ladder" You sound like a slut. So my advice is to become one, because if you begin to fall into the popularity trend, you will be a slut, whether you want to or not. So be yourself or go emo. Have a nice day.

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i love this girl. But not in a love love way. as a friend, and i am a girl myself. but i love her alot. noo not as in girlfriend love dont get the wrong idea. but when i told her i loved her she thought i loved her as in more then a friend and she blocked me on aim. what should i do? i tried calling but she wont pick up

You're weird. Go emo.

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I've liked this boy for a year now. Actually, loved him. We've gone out three times. The bad part is..hes NOT a good kid. He's done somethings waayyy out of the ordinary. But it seems even if he was mean to me or something, I'll always love him. All three times it didnt work out. He dumped his girlfriend because she didnt wanna go far with him and i told him that was rediculous. The thing is, when i talk to him sometimes he'll make me uncomfortable by saying its not him after i talk to him. If i tell him i still have a lot of feelings for him..he'll tell everyone and then maybe go out with me. Then everyone would hate me for it. I'm just so confused i really need help to get over him and stop thinking about him.

Okay, lets get this straight.....Bad boys rock. Not ones that are into slutz though. So my advice is to go up to him and slap him and walk away. Thats what i would do. he sounds like a jerk. I'm serious though, you don't wanna be with a guy like that.

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ok so my best friend (and my BEST FRIEND) is great but for some reason this summer i dont want to hang out with her as much. i dont know why but i get like all uncumfortable around her sometimes and i feel like i am sorta getting annoyed hanging out with her...but its not her...i'm not annoyed with her just hanging out with her and shes my best friend and i luv her so much but i dont know what to do or say without hurting her feelings

uhh?

well, have you and your friend "drifted apart"? If so, theres really nothing you can do because you have to remember that people change. Maybe you and your friend have argued over something silly? Well if thats the case, you need to talk to her and ask her if she also feels you two are drifting apart. Another idea is to have a sleepover or something and invite her, and some other people. That way, you won't have to face her one on one.

I hope I helped!

[july 31st edit: bitch if you aint gonna rate me a 5 then don't bother asking me!]

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ok i have this b/f and we've been together for a year and it was just my b-day and he got me this really cute bracelet and i love him so much and he loves me.... i think. and my ? is well for the past couple monthes we havnt seen eachother at all except for 2 times and i jsut wanted to know if i should dump him because i never see or talk to him. altho i know school is coming up but i still dont see him that much in school and i wanted to know if somone could please tell me like what to say to him and should i give my bracelet back? please help i'll rate high

I think you need to take a chill pill. Don't worry about not seeing him, I never see the person I like alot until school. Just call him or something and talk to him already! Jeesh...A good relationship is emotional and it will last long distance.

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ok so theres this guy that i really wanna get over but i cant. he likes one of my best friends but only thinks i'm "hot." i really want to get over him but i still like him even when i try to forget about it. and even if i do still like him...he doesnt like me. help!?!

he's a jerk if he only likes you for that. You should get some sweet revenge on him, muahha. Well, if you want to be the "better person" then just forget about him and try to find a guy who likes you for your personality. Wow, what a jerk. i would kill that kid, his hormones are really getting to his head now aren't they?

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im not exactly the preppy girl but i want to wear pretty clothes and have pretty makeup and nice hair. i have brown hair and brown eyes. my hair is above my shoulders and i wish it would grow. how can i make my hair grow? do u have any makeup tips for me? what kinda clothes are great but not too expensive?

Heres some makeup tips:

>black eyeliner would look real good
>a fancy yet easy updo would be great for you: try going to http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/hairguide/0,,,00.html
>find some eyeshadow one shade darker than your skin
>try rosey pink lipgloss because it would compliment your face nicely

For clothes:

>Target
>Walmart
>K-mart

^^ cute clothes, good prices

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How does anorexia harm you or your body? I know pukeing will stain your teeth but what else?? cuz if thats it, then whats the harm right?

you die eventually, your body shuts down and you become weak and they have to put you on life support with a food tube jammed down your throat. Eventually, you die if it gets so bad.
So if you are like that, I sugguest you stop unless you wanna die. Why can't you just be happy the way you are?

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Hey Im 15/f and I was just wondering what are some signs that you are pregnant? and when do you start getting them? like how many days or weeks after your missed period? Im like so confused!!! I've been having these strange stomach pains and its only been like a day or two after I was suppose to get my period..could I be pregnant?
thanks
il rate high!

you should have known about pregnancy before you did things with your boyfriend.

retard.

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i've got a question...why is it that you tell everyone to do sit ups when they want to lose belly fat...to tell you thats not all..you have to runn or do some kind of cardyo to make your matabalisum faster...i kno i don't kno how to spell but that doesn't matter...thanx o yea have funn with your b/f while it lasts
^^just kiddin^^

Okay.....well "anonymus person", I tell people to do sit ups because they work. And they have worked for me. Cardio excersizes are good too, but they are not going to do anything for belly fat. Metabolism is actually hard to increase since you are born with a specific rate of metabolism and it is hard to enhance or dehance it. So healthy foods should go with healthy excersizes.

and i dont talk about my personal life.....

peace cassie

-Johanna

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about what age do boys and girls start french kissing?

65.....

just kiddin...when the time feels right, theres no specific age! But probably around 16+

dont do it before or ull be a slut

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my boyfrind cheated on me and wants me back should i take him back and worrie all my life to see if hes ganna cheat on me again or breack up i love him
my friends say its not the first time did itto me

definitely not. He had his chance. he blew it. Don't fall into his little trap. You're better than that! You should find a boyfriend you trust and are comfortable with.

Peace, -Johanna

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I have liked a girl for along time you have a boy friend can you help me.

Well, are you afraid to talk to her or something? Perhaps you're afraid of fear of rejection....but really, think logically, is it going to kill you if she says no? No, it won't. I think you should try to first develop a friendship with her. Act normal,talk to her. Pretend you're just casually talking to one of your friends.Don't push things though. Spend time with her. Find out what she likes and what she doesn't. Then when the time comes, impress her. If she still doesn't like you, i think you should move on.

Good Luck!

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anything to make me loose about an inch in my belly by saturday would be awsome! ... it's monday today

you can't. you have to work hard for something you want. Why don't you either do that or try to be happy with yourself?

...do situps.

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ok im 14/f and im going to high skool next year and i would like some exersizis (sp) for my arms legs and i wana get abs by the end of augest can u plz help i rate high

I sugguest reading the Magazine "Seventeen." because they have great work out plans! They also have a website:

http://www.seventeen.com

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I don't know if I'm the only one who has this problem or what, but if someone does or knows how to help it, please reply!

Like, I have a pretty flat stomach, but it's like, after I eat, it sticks out and it's noticeable (at least to me, I suck it in around people) but it's like I'll wake up in the morning and it looks great but after I eat anything it's way bloated. I was wondering if anyone knew any exersises I could do or any tips to help stop that. Thanks!

Yeah, mines kinda like that too. Try to work out before you eat, and make sure you don't eat too much. I also sugguest reading the magazine "Seventeen" because they have good workouts & meals and stuff. So here are two websites that might help:

http://www.seventeen.com >go to green health section

http://mypyramid.org/

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