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So I had been a Wiccan for months, and my dad had the bad idea of it. That every Wiccan was a witch. That witches are evil. That the Horned God is associated with Satan because he has horns/antlers. I have never felt comfortable in Christianity, but felt comfortable in Wicca, like I was 100% safe and nothing would ever hurt me. I'll be turning 18 in a few months. Should I just light candles in my room, try to tell the Horned God that I'm sorry and that I'll move in with my friend when I turn 18 and become a Wiccan again?

I mean your parents control you until you're 18, but once you're 18 you're free to do whatever you want. You can worship whoever or whatever you want. Don't let anyone tell you any differently.

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I'm 20 years old and I'm a virgin, usually when I'm with my bf I'm very wet and he'll finger me but as soon as I cum I'll instantly get dry or I can be wet and as soon as he tries to insert me I get dry can anyone explain to me why this happens or how I can fix it because he feels like I don't want to be with him

Lube.

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What's a clit

A girl penis.

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First of all I'm a 16 year old girl. Ever since I was 10 I've always been the antisocial type who hides away in her room reading or watching tv or whatever. I've always liked celebrities and book characters, but that's only normal right? But recently I've actually been sexually attracted to them. This will sound strange but I masturbate to fanfictions and pictures of my favorite celebrities/characters (The Doctor from Doctor Who is an example of one). And I spend ALOT of time watching the shows that they're in or reading the books they're in. I've always been antisocial, but I've also always had a healthy relationship with my interests until now. This didn't start up until I moved away from all of my friends a few months and started to get lonely, maybe this has something to do with it? What's wrong with me?

If I tried saying that Dr. Gregory House hasn't popped into my head once or twice while masturbating, I'd be a god damned liar.

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I feel weird calling my boyfriend baby or babe. It just doesn't flow right. I can call him baby/babe over text with no problem but in person or over the phone it makes me cringe. I know this is petty but with my other boyfriends it came so easy and I would even forget that they had real names cause I was just always calling them baby. Does this mean anything? Or am I just reading too much into it? I'm 24 btw and I've only been dating this guy for 6 months. I dated my last boyfriend for over 2 years before he ended it in April

My girlfriend calls me snuggledove. Just come up with funny pet names for each other.

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My father took everything of value and left us.
My mother is mentally ill and now has no insurance(so she's off her pills).
My sister is a major suck up to our mother(Favorite child).

Were stuck in an Extended Stay hotel and,its sucking up all the income we have.We have tried all "free" places for medicine and help.But our income is too high,but its not enough for us to live on.

I barely make $150 a week from my job and, its considered part time.I'm at my job all day from 10AM to 4PM and,they don't consider it full time.So because of the time and all the work,I can't get a 2nd job.We have no car,so we take the public city bus everywhere(which is $1.50 there and back per person).

My problem is my mother.She's always been an mental abuser and only to me.She says that "I'll never be anything","I'll never go to college,and even if I did I'd fail it","Ill never be anything in life,or have a husband let alone a boyfriend"... That was just this week.

She said that to me because I told her to "hold on one moment" while I was filling up water bottles,and she wanted me to look for a phone number for her.It only took 2 minutes and I couldn't look away or I'd have water on the floor.

My sister is a major suck up to our mother.She sides with her even when moms wrong.She won't stick up for anyone and can't even keep a job that long.she keeps calling out at work and lying to them about why.I tell her to quit it and I get screamed at by mom (mom encourages her to call out).

Right now I got no friends,because I don't have time.I got no other family to go to,and right now mother plans on leaving with my sister.They plan to go to grandma's and I can't come.she made that clear.Were all old enough to be on our own,but we weren't ever encouraged or pushed to go on our own.Our mother was one of those ones that did everything for you,even when you didn't want her to (tried getting her to stop,but that only made her mad and she'd guilt me into letting her).

So where do I go?Do I leave my job and beg my deadbeat dad to go,live with him in another state?
Or do I take my chances on the street?If I do that I lose everything I own.

I would get away from your mother. Even if it's with deadbeat dad, it's a chance to get on your feet, even if he's not the greatest. Don't live on the streets, its not helpful. You'd be putting yourself at risk for harm. If you need a friend in life, someone to talk to, let me know. I like talking to people and would be willing to help more if I'm able.

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Hi I'm 13 and i have trouble reaching an orgasm, I've tried a bunch of times And I never succeeded. I Masturbate with a four-inch rounded tip marker And my electric toothbrush. Do u have any tips in how I can reach an Orgasm?!

Grow older.

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I havnent been able to sleep very well for the past week, and when I do it's maybe 5 hours a night with me waking up every 45 minutes in that time span. What should I do to get some sleep?

Lower your caffeine intake, don't eat within like 2 hours of bed, exercise, don't smoke crack, try natural crap like tea and valerian root, and if all else fails, ask your doctor person to see if maybe you have sleep apnea or something equally gay.

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I'm from Berlin, Germany. I can read and write English almost as well as anyone else. Recently I have lost my dear identical twin brother, tragically. My father doesn't seem to care much, he didn't even blink when he died but I can't stop feeling this hole. I feel lost now, and confused. I can't cry for some reason. I'm depressed and alone. My mother is with my brother and my father is always at the bar. So what can I do to ease this pain inside of me?

Celebrate his life, don\'t mourn his death.

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I truly loved a girl name preethi she lives in Coimbatore im Arun maheedhar in same area because of her situation and completion of her parents she left me we both doin masters in Coimbatore the day of her proposal is Nov 8 th around 7.30 in the evening then our life was awesome for few days like upto Dec 30 th the same year 2013 I was last seen her at Dec 30 th 2013 evening I dropped her in a market place and I left with tears and my tears still not stopped today april 6th 1.14 am I was feeling very sad abt the memories I tried to erase her memories but I can't I tried many things but only fail remains in love in carrer in life only her memories left with me now I want to die with that same memory but I don't want any resurrection after this life it's enough I'm now not fit for my life. Her birthday is April 9th so on that day I pray for her life for last time and I want to die with those memories please tell a way for a quick painless death

Absolutely not. Suicide is stupid and you\'re being selfish for even thinking about it.

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my heart has been doing weird stuff so i was looking what can be wrong with the heart and it said "coronary artery disease" but i don't know what that means. can some one please explain so a 16 year old can understand?

Go to a doctor dammit.

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it's been 8 months and i still can't get over my ex , its so hard i try and try i do everything. and i feel like he feels the same my heart feels it ...
im a female/ 18

Getting over someone isn't a science. I've spent more time trying to get over my ex than I spent dating her. You could try dating, maybe meeting new people will help.

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Hello, recently i just broke up with my boyfriend, i just started university and we just both never really had time. So a couple weeks after we broke up i met this guy and i know him through my brother. so weve been talking and weve hung out a couple times. when i broke up with my exboyfriend i told myself that i wont have a boyfriend for a long time and that i need to focus on school. But now i really like this guy and im always thinking about him. i think i am starting to develop feelings for him, what do i do ? :(
Thanks kaaitlyn 18f

Just do it. Who cares what you told your boyfriend? Are you really going to let an opportunity go away like that?

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What does it mean when you shot gun a beer?

It means you put a can of beer in a shotgun, and fire the gun.

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I love my boyfriend of almost a year a lot. But I know it's not mutual. I have to nag him to say I love you to me but he always reminds me he does when I do. He always says he just doesn't say it alot. But he ignores me when I say it to him sometimes. He never wants to talk on the phone when we are seperated by college. I love him but I always feel like a stalker &a burden. I talked to him about it a lot. He says he'll change and after a few days he's back to his old self. What should I do? I really really really love him.


Thanks In advance(:

I would say just end it. You love him, and it'll hurt, but stop beating yourself up over it. He's really not worth it if he doesn't feel the same way about you.

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okay some and my boyfriend just recently broke up because we realized we were really different. We do love each other and we already do miss each other.I have had a lot of time to think and i think that we cn make it work even though we are different. Can i make it work?

Honestly, if you "love each other" and "miss each other", then the question has been answered for you.

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What is a natural look with makeup that i can wear that looks pretty?

Isn't the natural look a look without makeup? Personally, I think most girls look just fine without makeup.

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ive been feeling very week latly and my heads been hurting alot. Could eating junkfood cause that if so what should i start eating?

I don't understand how you feel like a stretch of days from Monday through Sunday, but if you want to feel better and you're worried about your diet, I can help out.

You should eat greens, starches (poatoes, rice, grains, beans), and fruits. Those are really the only healthy things for you. Don't let someone tell you that meat is healthy!

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Okay so I had unprotected sex, I know, not a good idea. However, I got my period about 2 weeks afterward for 5 days. I haven't had sex since but my period is 7 days late. I have only had my period since I was 12 (16 now) so I could just be irregular although lately I haven't been. I know I'm young, please don't hate & say something judgmental I just need your advice.

Getting your period doesn't mean you're not pregnant. You should get a pregnancy test (and not some shitty 99 cent one). If you're really concerned, go to a doctor.

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I have a huge crush on this boy at school named Chase. I even have dreams about him. I never have dreams about my boyfriend. I really like him but i dont want to break up with my boyfriend. Chase doesnt even like me but he knows i like him. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!

Ummmm, you have a crush on a guy who isn't you boyfriend and you're concerned about dreams?

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