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I met this girl I adeed her on facebook and she started randomly inboxing me on Facebook and she likes a lot of my status updates and she keeps asking me things like do you watch eastenders and she says hi how are you every time I walk past her at college nobody else does they only need to say hi once

The only way you'll find out is if you ask her out.

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I should know better my brother has always been a bully when I met my husband he got on really well with him and he was the brother I always wanted. They have fallen out and he has gone back to how he was.

Thanks for letting us know.

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I met a guy online at a dating site. He only has 1 pic and barely anything on his profile. He pm me 2 weeks ago. We started talking and he only told me the basic things about him. I would tell him about my day and recent stuff going on in my life. He gave me his # and said we should text. I told him I want to wait. To get to know him more. I feel like he's holding back on me. He got offended. Told me he had a crazy ex stalking him that's why he doesn't want to put too much on his profile. He said he wanted something serious/long term and said if I want the same text him b/c he's not coming back on the site.
I'm being cautious b/c you never know who you're talking too. I feel like he's manipulating me by making me feel bad and give him my #. Got any advice on what I should do?

His story could be correct, there are crazy exes out there, however, if you're really concerned, there are probably less weird guys out there.

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Okay so Christmas is coming up and my boyfriend and I will have been together a month when it comes. I am giving him a list of 365 reasons that I love him but I only have 217. Here's what I have so far. If anyone has some new ideas, that would be fantastic!

I love you because you’re cute
I love you because you make me laugh
I love you because you comfort me
I love you because you hold me tight
I love you because you make me happy
I love you because you listen to my rants
I love you because you put up with my bitching
I love you because you have the same sense of humor
I love you because you get along with my sister
I love you because you make me smile
I love you because you’re sweet
I love you because you love me
I love you because you call me “princess”
I love you because you kiss my hand
I love you because you make me feel special
I love you because you pick me up to kiss me
I love you because you treat me like I am all you need
I love you because you make me smile when I think I never will again
I love you because you call me cute
I love you because you make me feel beautiful
I love you because you get along with my family
I love you because you know just what to say
I love you because you listen to me play piano
I love you because you care about me
I love you because you put up with my issues
I love you because you don’t care that I have a lung disease
I love you because you make me feel better
I love you because you’re funny
I love you because you listen to my rants
I love you because you watch movies with me
I love you because you cuddle with me
I love you because you have the best smile
I love you because you have the best laugh
I love you because you know how to treat me
I love you because you love me for me
I love you because you think I’m pretty
I love you because you aren’t afraid to show me off
I love you because you’re perfect
I love you because you support me
I love you because your eyes are perfect
I love you because you look at me like I am the only thing that matters
I love you because you want to be with me no matter where that is
I love you because you show me off
I love you because you tease me
I love you because you play games with me
I love you because you hold me when I’m sad
I love you because you miss me when I miss you
I love you because your hair is perfection
I love you because you’re adorkable
I love you because you’re the best
I love you because you cuddle with me
I love you because you find little things to say that are sweet
You compliment me
I love you because you make my heart race
I love you because your hand fits perfectly in mine
I love you because you run across campuses to see me
I love you because you’re thoughtful
I love you because you carry me up stairs
I love you because you watch Spongebob with me
I love you because you don’t care how I dress
I love you because you’re passionate at whatever you do
I love you because you make the cutest facial expressions
I love you because you have a big heart
I love you because you’re my best friend
I love you because you make me forget about my pain
I love you because you give the best hugs
I love you because you want me for me
I love you because you play with my hair
I love you because you’re a part of my family already
I love you because you let me be myself
I love you because you give me butterflies
I love you because you show me how much you care
I love you because you make me confident
I love you because you tickle me
I love you because you don’t let us fight
I love you because you light up my life
I love you because you hug me randomly
I love you because you love my imperfections
I love you because your voice soothes me
I love you because you talk about me to your friends
I love you because you talk about our future and don’t get scared
I love you because your kiss makes the world melt away
I love you because you can read my mind
I love you because you are always there for me
I love you because you are understanding
I love you because you smell amazing
I love you because you understand me
I love you because you strive to make me happy
I love you because you know me better than I know myself
I love you because you promised you won’t leave, and are proving it
I love you because your laugh is perfect
I love you because you are protective of me
I love you because you see my stupidness as cuteness
I love you because you tell me when you miss me
I love you because you drop other plans if I need you
I love you because you bug me about being short
I love you because you are easy to talk to
I love you because you listen to my heartbeat
I love you because you make me feel at home
I love you because you let me fall asleep in your arms
I love you because you stroke my fingers lazily when we hold hands
I love you because you take so long to say goodbye
I love you because you don’t give up on me
I love you because you bring out the best in me
I love you because you are always so happy
I love you because your eyes soften when you’re around me
I love you because you give me secret “looks” when we’re together
I love you because you are honest
I love you because you would never make me cry
I love you because you light up any room that you walk into
I love you because you taught me how to love again
I love you because you make me feel safe
I love you because you are always by my side
I love you because you always make time for me
I love you because you make the cutest comments
I love you because you look at me like I am all you’ve ever wanted
I love you because your arms wrap around me perfectly
I love you because you wore my sister’s bracelet she made for you
I love you because you don’t pressure me
I love you because you like our eskimo kisses
I love you because you do what I ask, even if I’m joking
I love you because you don’t judge me
I love you because you show up at my classes
I love you because you surprise me with little things
I love you because you respect me
I love you because you pull my shirt down if it pulls up while we cuddle
I love you because you laugh at my blonde moments
I love you because you wouldn’t flirt with another girl
I love you because you always reassure me
I love you because you are an orchadork
I love you because you always know what’s on my mind
I love you because you do your best at everything you do
I love you because you are gentle
I love you because you sing with me
I love you because you are cute when you get nervous
I love you because you complete me
I love you because you are always on my mind
I love you because you look in my eyes when you say you love me
I love you because you inspire me
I love you because you make my heart melt
I love you because you kiss my forehead
I love you because you give me something to look forward to
I love you because you give me massages
I love you because you will be my husband one day
I love you because you show your affection for me in public
I love you because you trust me
I love you because you are mine
I love you because your hand always finds mine
I love you because you make our relationship easy
I love you because you take my breath away
I love you because you won’t ever give up on me
I love you because you say marrying me would make life complete
I love you because you are never boring
I love you because you still love me when I’m grumpy
I love you because you make me feel like I can take on the world
I love you because you are never mean to me
I love you because you make me feel like I never have before
I love you because you never want to stop kissing me
I love you because you are the best person to ever come into my life
I love you because you happiness is mine
I love you because your mood affects mine
I love you because you never get tired of me
I love you because you hold me like you never want to let me go
I love you because your hugs make everything better
I love you because your smile makes me smile
I love you because you make goofy faces with me
I love you because your heart is my home
I love you because you make my life perfect
I love you because you love my flaws
I love you because you made me believe in love at first sight
I love you because you get along with me
I love you because you hold the key to my heart
I love you because you give me the time of my life
I love you because you look into my eyes when you laugh
I love you because you make an effort to be with me
I love you because you appreciate me
I love you because you are perfect the way you are
I love you because you are loyal
I love you because you make me feel like royalty
I love you because you make me love you
I love you because you are the only one who loves me this much
I love you because you mean everything to me
I love you because you are so much like me
I love you because you turned my world upside down
I love you because you finish my sentences
I love you because you shook my parents hands when you met them
I love you because you took my phone when we first met
I love you because you took getting to know me into your own hands
I love you because you join in when I’m being weird
I love you because your eyes twinkle when you make me laugh
I love you because you are all I need
I love you because you’re everything I’ve ever wanted
I love you because you dip me when we kiss sometimes
I love you because you told your mom about us when I asked you to
I love you because you’re my space heater
I love you because you make me feel wanted
I love you because you support my ideas
I love you because you always win the “I love you more” fights
I love you because you give me advice
I love you because you play with my sister
I love you because you’re patient when I’m annoying
I love you because you worry about me
I love you because you are so strong
I love you because you take care of me
I love you because you text me the cutest things
I love you because you say my name in a special way
I love you because you smile into our kisses
I love you because you like cats AND dogs
I love you because you are just a good guy all around
I love you because you reassure me that I’m yours forever
I love you because you’re my soul mate
I love you because your body fits perfectly holding mine
I love you because you are as awkward as I am
I love you because you know where I am ticklish
I love you because your love for me is a natural anti depressant
I love you because you announced when you shaved
I love you because you think I’m smart

How are we supposed to know reasons why you love your boyfriend? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the idea?

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I have a infection in my small intesent and It fills wierd my doctor wants me to eat surtan foods and I think I ate what I'm not sopost to it fills like I have to go to the bathroom but it's comes out gas and I don't know what it is

I would call your doctor.

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I love this girl nd m finding it difficult to lure her into my bedroom

You make it sound really creepy. Why don't you try talking to her and getting to know her, and you know, normal stuff like dating before you "lure her into your bedroom" for sex.

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why a 14 years child lie and what to do

I'm sure you lied as a 14 year old. You just have to catch them and explain to them that lying is bad. Punish them. Show them that admitting to their mistakes will allow some lenience whereas lying will garner a harsher punishment.

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My balls are really big do girls like really big balls or smaller balls?

I don't think girls really care bro.

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I realize this is such a common question on here but I have looked everywhere else on the internet and nothing really made sense, so I'm hoping someone here might have their own experience and be able to give me some insight.

Okay so my period is very regular. I'm not on birth control but my period happens around the same time each month. As of today though, I am 8 days late. That's extremely abnormal for me. Instead, I've had a white to sometimes very light brown discharge. Besides my breasts being mildly sore, I don't think I have any other symptoms of pregnancy. I just don't know why else this could be?

Yes, I have been sexually active since my last period. My boyfriend and I pretty much rely on the "pull out and pray" method. Which I know is not always effective nor should we depend on that, but it wouldn't be a terrible thing if I did get pregnant so we don't worry about it.

The answer would be yes. Give it a month or so and do a pregnancy test, but if you're not using proper protection, there's always that chance. However, if you're in a position where it wouldn't be a terrible thing if you were, then good for you!

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To start off, I'm 20, female and I've always only been in straight relationships. I really haven't dated that much and I've only had one sexual partner who I've been with for 2 years and we're engaged.

I love my fiance, I do but I don't really see a wedding happening anywhere in the close future mostly because they're very expensive. He's a good man with a good job, he's handsome, sweet and loves me to death. Of course we have typical relationship issues.

Lately, I've been thinking a lot that I might be happier with a woman.
I love a lot of what are considered by America "feminine" topics and activities such as fashion, beauty, shopping, getting my nails done, cooking, baking, going out to eat, reading, poetry, interior decorating, art, ect. I have a love for all things beautiful, sparkly or cute.

I hate all the manly things my fiance and exes always seem to do. Such as playing countless video games, most masculine hobbies, wearing dirty or old clothes, not caring about nutrition or cleanliness, ect. I think a lot of men dress and act the same . My friend's will say "OH HE'S SO HOT!" and I'll look at him and not understand at all and whenever a female friend talks about sex with a guy I get disgusted and even a little irritated.

I hate sex with a penis. It's annoying and I find it very boring. I try to postpone sex as much as possible. My fiance and I tried different things but I just do not like it. I even hate looking at a penis. I've never given him oral because I do not want to go near that thing. I've never had an orgasm. Anything "sex with a man" is an instant turn off for me. I don't appreciate his body although I know he's attractive.

Of course I've seen lesbian pornography and it always seemed so much better. More sexy, loving and passionate. Not just some guy trying to force his penis into things until he comes. I think women are beautiful, the whole feminine form is very pretty to me and I love all of the pretty makeup, outfits and cute hair styles.

Sometimes when I look over at him asleep in bed I wish it was a pretty female form to cuddle up with. I daydream about having a life with another woman full of beautifully decorated homes, fashion, cooking, walks on the beach, ect. Where we pick out stylish clothes for each other and go out on the town and laugh at all the ugly men hitting on us and then go home together.

All of my friends complain about the same masculine things in men but they keep putting up with it because "it's a guy thing". I can't imagine just tolerating it all for the rest of my life but at the same time I feel like finding a lesbian woman to date that's going to share all of my similar interests is far-fetched and maybe I should just take what I have and deal with it.

Should I just ignore it or what? How do I even go about really finding out if I'm lesbian?
Do I sound like I am (because I feel like I do)?


Honestly, it seems like you're a lesbian. I cannot tell you for sure, cause I am not a woman, a lesbian, or you, but, it sounds like being engaged to this man is a bad idea.

You might have to have a serious talk with him, and go explore girls for yourself.

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I'm 16/f. I have a guy who I'm just gunna call my boyfriend because we are pretty much dating without the official title. So he smokes weed and I am the least bit judge mental about it but I'm genuinely worried about him. Like I want to try weed with him too one day but I just need to see what the hype is about. He has been doing it for several years. I have my own additions so I understand but he said that he was quitting and that was a long time ago when he said he was having his last smoke before quitting. I understand but he said he's in full control. Like I want to help him and be supportive but he just does more of it. How do I help him quit? It's better than smoking cigars or cigarettes like he used to but I still wanna help.

First of all, you cannot get addicted to smoking weed. You can become accustomed to the routine, and basically addicted to that, but he is not addicted to weed itself.

Now, weed isn't really that bad, as long as he can function like a normal human being while smoking it. If he's doing well in school, is good to you, and doesn't make other bad choices, then why stop him? He enjoys it. Yes it's "illegal" and I wont get into my views on the matter, but you either gotta let him do his thing, or move onto another guy.

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I really want to have sex with my boyfriend and at dsame tym he wants to finger and suck me....but I hvnt been sucked and fingered before.... am just scared cox he might say I get wet easily and maybe when he sucks me he might not like the taste of my Varginia.wat f he ends up sucking me and doesn't like the way my pussy tastes or feels

I'm sure as long as you keep up on your personal hygiene, your Varginia will taste just fine.

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Hi, I am a young boy of 18 and I am going to choose my univeristy. I would like to start studying something related with periodontology, I know from wikipedia that it is the specialty of dentistry that studies supporting structures of teeth, as well as diseases and conditions that affect them. I also found a website whose name is Zerodonto, where I have read something written by famous Doctors like Pierpaolo Cortellini, Maurizio tonetti, Giovanni zucchelli, Giano ricci, Jan Lindhe, Dennis tarnow, and Stephen Chen about this field, can you suggest other sources where to find more information?

Thank you
Raffaele

http://www.perio.org/

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Hi,
I met this girl on omegle. she gave me her kik id and asked me to chat with her....now she is threatning me to go to police. what should i do?

Unless you did something wrong, nothing.

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I am a lesbian and my gf I bi. She wanted to have a threesome with a guy I decided to fulfil her fantasy. I seen a guy I approached him got his number we all hung out got comfortable we end up eventually doing the threesome now a few weeks later my gf text me asking for his number she said its nothing I just need to ask him a question and I said what do you possibly have to ask him. I am entitled to know why correct? And she wants him again thats why she is contacting him correct?

Well, I think you should have asked for advice before having a threesome. Those can complicate things like mad crazy. Anyways, on to your question. No, you're not entitled to know. She is her own person, as is you are. You don't know why she's contacting him, maybe she thinks he's a cool guy, maybe she has a legit question, or maybe she's into him. You took a serious risk by doing that, and you might be paying the consequences.

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Does anyone know what i can make at home to get me off? I want to try anything new other than my hand.

A banana. Depending on how you work it, it works for both genders.

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What is the best why to get over and understand childhood abuse?

Sadly, there is no way to "get over" childhood abuse. Therapy is a great option, in fact, from personal experience and a friend, not going to therapy and letting it boil up will only hurt you forever.

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how i convience to my girlfriend doing sex with me..??

Sex isn't like doing the laundry or walking the dog. You don't "convince" someone to have sex if they're not willing. If shes not ready, you only have one of two choices: respect her wishes or break up with her and find someone who is more willing to have sex with you.

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I'm fat, and I really need to lose until I'm about 104. How can I do that? Like give me as much tips that you have! Thank you!

It's actually really easy to lose a lot of weight HEALTHILY if you follow some basic guidelines.

1. Cut out oils. They are empty calories and 100% fat. You can cook lots of yummy things without oil.

2. Cut out refined sugars. If you're gonna use someone to sweeten something, use something natural, like maple syrup (but not a lot).

3. Cut down the animal products. We weren't meant to eat it every day in large numbers. Aim for vegetables, especially starchy ones like potatoes. Also, dark leafy greens, and get vegetables of all colors. Carbohydrates are your friend as long as they're natural, and not from bread, fries, ect.

4. Eat three to five meals a day. Breakfast is important as all hell. Oatmeal, hash browns, anything like that. That jump starts your metabolism like crazy. If your body is expecting to be fueled constantly throughout the day, it burns the fuel more. If you eat once a day, it hangs onto it.

5. Exercise. Cardio, some weight resistance, anything to keep your body active. When you do the weight resistance, you tear your muscles a little bit, and your body works around the clock to repair and build them (I said light because I assume you don't want to me muscly) but it burns calories 24/7.

6. WATER WATER WATER WATER.

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Hi, so currently I am pretty sure I gained weight. Shorts that were huge on me now fit me perfectly and I feel like some of my pants are tight for me now. Does anybody know how I could possibly loose weight fast, like in 2 weeks or so?

Eating right and exercising. Cut out oils and sugars from your diet and limit your meat intake, and eat a variety of vegetables of all colors.

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