I don't know what's more surprising: The fact that this site still exists, the fact that I still advicenate, or the fact that I'm still allowed to advicenate. Whatever it is, I'm back again for whatever amount of time I decide to be. Probably mostly drunken nights.

Whatever the case is and however long I decide to do shit, you should feel proud that I found your question. I've answered over 1.1k questions, and probably helped all of 3 people. That kind of record should be boasted there. You have to try to not help people that often.

Well, I think it's help. You probably wont because you're expecting me to come in and say, "OMG SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT THAT STUPID WHORE SO THAT HER BOYFRIEND DUMPS HER AND HE FALLZ IN LUV WIT U BCUZ UR SO CUTE," when you ask stupid questions like, "LOL THS GUY HS A GF N I WANT HM WHT DO I DO?" I wont do that. I'M NO FUCKING SELLOUT!

Long story short, TL;DR, I'm awesome and you're welcome.


it's been 8 months and i still can't get over my ex , its so hard i try and try i do everything. and i feel like he feels the same my heart feels it ...
im a female/ 18

Getting over someone isn't a science. I've spent more time trying to get over my ex than I spent dating her. You could try dating, maybe meeting new people will help.


Hello, recently i just broke up with my boyfriend, i just started university and we just both never really had time. So a couple weeks after we broke up i met this guy and i know him through my brother. so weve been talking and weve hung out a couple times. when i broke up with my exboyfriend i told myself that i wont have a boyfriend for a long time and that i need to focus on school. But now i really like this guy and im always thinking about him. i think i am starting to develop feelings for him, what do i do ? :(
Thanks kaaitlyn 18f

Just do it. Who cares what you told your boyfriend? Are you really going to let an opportunity go away like that?


What does it mean when you shot gun a beer?

It means you put a can of beer in a shotgun, and fire the gun.


I love my boyfriend of almost a year a lot. But I know it's not mutual. I have to nag him to say I love you to me but he always reminds me he does when I do. He always says he just doesn't say it alot. But he ignores me when I say it to him sometimes. He never wants to talk on the phone when we are seperated by college. I love him but I always feel like a stalker &a burden. I talked to him about it a lot. He says he'll change and after a few days he's back to his old self. What should I do? I really really really love him.

Thanks In advance(:

I would say just end it. You love him, and it'll hurt, but stop beating yourself up over it. He's really not worth it if he doesn't feel the same way about you.


okay some and my boyfriend just recently broke up because we realized we were really different. We do love each other and we already do miss each other.I have had a lot of time to think and i think that we cn make it work even though we are different. Can i make it work?

Honestly, if you "love each other" and "miss each other", then the question has been answered for you.


What is a natural look with makeup that i can wear that looks pretty?

Isn't the natural look a look without makeup? Personally, I think most girls look just fine without makeup.


ive been feeling very week latly and my heads been hurting alot. Could eating junkfood cause that if so what should i start eating?

I don't understand how you feel like a stretch of days from Monday through Sunday, but if you want to feel better and you're worried about your diet, I can help out.

You should eat greens, starches (poatoes, rice, grains, beans), and fruits. Those are really the only healthy things for you. Don't let someone tell you that meat is healthy!


Okay so I had unprotected sex, I know, not a good idea. However, I got my period about 2 weeks afterward for 5 days. I haven't had sex since but my period is 7 days late. I have only had my period since I was 12 (16 now) so I could just be irregular although lately I haven't been. I know I'm young, please don't hate & say something judgmental I just need your advice.

Getting your period doesn't mean you're not pregnant. You should get a pregnancy test (and not some shitty 99 cent one). If you're really concerned, go to a doctor.


I have a huge crush on this boy at school named Chase. I even have dreams about him. I never have dreams about my boyfriend. I really like him but i dont want to break up with my boyfriend. Chase doesnt even like me but he knows i like him. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!

Ummmm, you have a crush on a guy who isn't you boyfriend and you're concerned about dreams?


is my wife get pregnat by swallowing or suckin my sperm my age 24 and my wife age20
by sucking my cock is that any problem we are very hygenic and clean persons

How are you 24 years old and not understanding how sperm works?


I heard there are different versions of The Hobbit and I was wondering is there really a difference in the story in these different versions, or is it just a change in the cover design and publication date?

The latter.


I got my belly button pierced in November.. It's still infected .. I don't know if I should let it close or not? How would I know?? And If I did let it close how long would it take to heal? I want to get it repierced somewhere else.. Help please bcus I'm dated /:

I would go back to the piercing place and talk to them honestly. They will not only tell you what to do, but if it's salvageable, they have shit to help you out. Honestly, you probably just need to clean it better. I've had some serious infections in my gauged ears and gotten over all of them.


wat r the ways 2 controle my parent . my mom s always scolding me in bad words.
she dont have faith on me .she think that if we girls free she will fall on love . but i dont have an idea 2 do.but she dont belive me .she want me 2 b simple always .so i cant able 2 manage her. i hate being a women she itself dominating a women . o wtf is this.

Maybe you should go back and learn English, only then should you worry about seeing guys.


Ok, so I'm a female in my twenties, and so is the guy I've been talking to (Jake) for a few months now. We've gotten along really well, and have a lot in common. I don't want to rush into anything, but at the same time, I want the relationship to be heading toward something.We've already been fooling around and all,too. I finally got up the nerve to ask what we were doing, but didn't get a direct, clear answer. Lately, the conversations have been really good, and he tells me how different I am than people in his past, blah blah blah. For the most part, when we're around each other, it's like we're together...but we're not. He told me how he got out of hanging out with another woman to hang out with me, but then he turned around and said he'd probably end up having to go hang out with her soon, since he's running out of excuses. So...I'm just confused. Is he just trying to get me going by talking about someone else, and get me to be like "no, don't go!"? Or, is he not wanting to be in a relationship with me, and we're just a weekend fling?

I'd appreciate any good thoughts on this...Thanks!

Just walk away. It sounds like you two want different things. Find someone who wants to only hang out with you.


13, F

I dont know why, but everytime school starts my stomach hurts. I think its nerves, because im scared ill throw up. That causes it to hurt even more!

I tried medication, but it didnt work. What do I do?!

It's called anxiety.


So I'm in every 7th grade and i have this group of friends and in the morning of school we have 30 min. In the gym and we sit in the middle of the gym.
I had this friend (aaleah) in the6th grade and she sit with the press.her and i are still friends and my new friend (cypress) got in a fight with her in math. My new friend and i are really close like sisters. So she told me and aaleah said were all getto preppy bitches.
So i asked aaleah if that was true and she said no. Yet cypress said aaleah did say it.
I don't know who to believe.....help!!

Can you elaborate on what a "ghetto preppy bitch" is? Those seem contradicting.


Is it a sin to eat pussy

According to the religion folk, yes it is. Sodomy is pretty much anything that isn't sex, but is sexual. Also, sex before marriage is a sin. You could either be a religious prude and not enjoy pussy from time to time, or you could not care and enjoy all the pussy you want.


does anyone know any motivation to keep wanting to go to school. i really dont want to go anymore. i am SICK OF IT! i am a senior in high school. i want to drop out! i hate it ( i cant drop out my parents will kill me & i never would but..) AHH! but some teachers hate me & there my teachers & i have to deal with it for another semester and some days. i want school to end already!! i'm the type of person that HATES SCHOOl!!!!!!! if you didnt know that already haha! (im female by the way hehe:)

Knowing that you could get your high school degree, never go to school again, and manage a McDonald's one day.


hello i am siddhant i want to do sex with a girl who is my negibhour how can i make him agree for this.

Your question is confusing because you have to have sex with a girl and want to know how to make him agree for it.

You could always just ask, if she and/or her says no, then you cannot have sex with them. That is all.


I slept with this guy I'm in love with, and when we were together, he was perfect. I now found out that he isn't willing to give love or relationships a shot, but I've fallen for him hopelessly. I don't know what to do. Can someone please tell me how I can get out of this situation?

Don't have sex with him anymore.


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