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I want something homemade to get me off


Question Posted Wednesday November 19 2014, 8:57 pm

Does anyone know what i can make at home to get me off? I want to try anything new other than my hand.

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NinjaNeer answered Thursday November 20 2014, 7:58 pm:
You've had some interesting responses so far, but I felt like I needed to chime in with the safety talk:

Please don't insert anything into yourself without using a condom! Sex toys are made of materials that are easy to clean for a reason. Bananas aren't easily sterilized, plus they can be rough and may cause abrasions. If whatever you're using is porous or has cracks in it, you'll want to make sure that you're not putting yourself in danger.

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adviceman49 answered Thursday November 20 2014, 10:29 am:
It would help to know if you're male or female. Since you left that out the following is for both.

I think you will find your hand is truly the best way to masturbate though there are some ways to enhance what your hand is doing.

Female: Clitoral stimulation while inserting a slightly unripe Banana or appropriately sized Cucumber in your vagina will give you more pleasure. In the bath if you have a hand held shower head that can be set on pulse; this held under your vagina and moved back and forth towards you anus is also very pleasant for some. An electric toothbrush holding the base on your clitoris or at the lips of your vagina should have you seeing stars as you climax.

You only have two hands and neglecting your nipples while masturbating would be a real shame as they are a source of real pleasure. This is going to sound weird but try it. Since you are probably too young to buy nipple clamps make your own with clothes pins. All you need to do is lighten the tension on the spring or replace the spring with a lighter tensioned spring. All you want the clothespin to do is pinch your nipples as if you were doing it yourself. It should not be painful for you unless of course you are in to pain.

Males: The shower thing works well for you as well. As your penis gets sensitive point the pulsing towards the head of your penis as well while you masturbate. If you want to use an electric toothbrush start by holding it under the base of your scrotum and masturbate. Once again as your penis becomes more sensitive move the toothbrush between your scrotum and the head of your penis. You should see fireworks as you climax and I suggest you be relaaxing in bed when you do this so as not to collapse on the floor.

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sillyrob answered Thursday November 20 2014, 8:38 am:
A banana. Depending on how you work it, it works for both genders.

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missundersmock answered Thursday November 20 2014, 2:08 am:
Are you a male or a female?? an electric tooth brush can work wonders on the clitoral area, and if your a male the vibration from it under the balls are works well from what im told. just put a soft thin material over the head of the brush and turn it on.

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