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My dad is a coach for a basketball team. Well my dad and my ex's dad coach together. Well I think he likes me but I dont know. Today at lunch he came up to me and said something and i replied well you don't love me. He then said yes i do thats why i come to basketball practice and the games. Does that mean he likes me or is that just a response? Please help, anything and everything is appreciated!!! (link)
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Are you saying your ex's dad likes you? That is gross. Tell your dad and have him jailed.
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what made you decide a to be a paramedic? why the army? (link)
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Shutchoface
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Why is some of my eyebrow roots white and some black? (link)
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STFU you racist.
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Does anyone in Massachusetts know how much extra it is monthly on insurance for trampolines? (link)
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My advice is to fold up the trampoline when those guys from the state come by for thier routine unlicensed trampoline checkup. That way you can still enjoy the many joys of a trampoline and not have to pay the outrageous trampoline insurance and taxes.
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would you ever be a paramedic in las vegas? lots of action here! (link)
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Yes! I would! I like... "action."
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Is there any way to make your hair grow really really fast? i want my hair to grow longer really fast. thanks
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Plutonium. Has nuclear chemistry and science fiction taught you nothing? Apply plutonium directly to scalp. With or without gloves, it's your problem not mine. Wait a bit for the chemicals to settle in. You might feel a slight stinging sensation but that means that it's working. You hair will gorw luscious and long in a matter fo DAYS! Or you'll get cancer. Maybe both.. But HEY! HAIR! It's so worth it.
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ok i was going out with a girl for 9 months....then she broke up with me...and i found out she still loves me but she doesnt want 2 but she does and i love her 2 i asked her out but she said no.....and like everyday she loves me a little more...but i want her 2 love me a lot so she will go out with me so ladies if u were the girl here wut would a guy like me have 2 do....buy a flowers and chocolates? write a peom...find a poem ill do anything for her....so wut should i do? (link)
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I have no fucking clue what you just said right there. Please learn to type, please learn to talk right, for all of us.
I think I got he jist of what youre trying to say here. To get her to love you, just follow these THREE EASY STEPS on getting girls:
1. Give her cute gifts. Girls like things.
2. Buy her dinner. Remember to eat the food very.. erotically.. If she isn't creeped out by that she may be intrigued. Maybe.
3. Kill something and present it to her as a symbol of your bleeding heart and undying love. Oh yeah. Girls love that.
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how is a number divisible by 4? (link)
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Magic, dumbass.
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I get sharp Pains after I'm done peeing, and blood is coming out, only a little, but still bleeding... And I'm always peeing at least every hours. My period Ended on Thursday and I've been getting the pains since two nights ago.... The pains started getting duller yesterday, but they're back to very painful, sharp pains....
Can anyone tell me what this is and how to treat it? Even better how to treat it without my parents finding out? (link)
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Congratulations, your insides exploded and you are peeing them out.
Actually as true as that may sound, it may not be true at all. I am not a doctor. My advice is to GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR! Instead of sitting around the computer asking sick twisted strangers like me to solve your problems.
In fact, peeing blood is pretty high up on the list of things your should be seeing a doctor about.
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Well, I'm a 16 year old female and my boyfriend and i have been together for about a year now. We are so much alike and everything has been absolutely perfect. But no, really.
We waited a while (about 9 months) before we lost our virginity to each other.
My parents absoluetly love him and he spends the night all the time.
There is never any awkwardness between us.
When we tell each other that we love each other, there is no doubt in either of our minds that it isn't the truth.
And he proves it through the smallest gestures.
I don't know, it really IS unexplainable.
How do you know if you're truly in love? (link)
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If you're in love you just know. In my experiance you don't have to be perfect for eachother or even have a perfect history with eachother to be in love. Maybe it's just my opinion but a love like that can never stay because it will fade as soon as there's a rift in the relationship.
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ok well i like my ex-boyfriend again and we flirt everytime we talk but i dont know if he likes me again. ive heard that he likes these 2 other gurls that im friends with. when ever i see him talkin to them i get really jealous and depressed. how can i tell if he likes me again. i really need help. i rate high if its good advice!!!
love,
sad, depressed, and lonely (link)
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It's never worth it to waste your energy on people like that. Just accept that there are better guys out there and get over him. I can assure you that you'll be more sad when he's your boyfriend and he flirts with and likes other girls rather than if he were just your ex and he flirts with other girls.
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ok ppl this is kinda sick. my mom got me this new razor thats really weird and i pressed down harder than usual. the next day i got tiny red bumps on one of my legs and the day after that i got em on both legs and the red bumps are a little bigger. Is this razor burn or like ingrown hairs? if not what are they and how do i get rid of them FAST??
i rate high!!! (link)
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They are parasitic creatures living under your skin. You ay or may not have heard of them, but it's pretty serious. In a couple of days to weeks, the bumps will continue to become bigger and one day you will see a small black dot in them. And finally larvae will burst through the red dots and squirm through your skin.
But it's cool, it's cool.
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I sweat alot from my underarms. Is that a problem. Uhm...some details. It's mostly during the warm months (but its still more than everyone else is sweating) and it can sometimes form like a pit to the bottom of my bra (rarely). I wear Mitchum Deodorant for Women. I weigh 130 and I'm 5'4. I like salt, but I dont eat ALOT of it. I mostly use a lot on corn, mashed potatoes, and chicken soup (but I dont have those on a daily basis. Usually once or twice a month.) I cant think of any other reasons why. Does anyone think any of those things could be the reason. Any other reasons? Is this unhealthy?? Could I die or anything? (link)
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YES YOU CAN DIE OF SWEATING. Whatever common sense tells you is WRONG! Deadly sweating KILLS MILLIONS each year!
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okay, i started my period last month in august on the 23. and yesterday on the 18th of september, i thought i was starting my period but it was like 5 days early. its like brownish and sticky. kinda gross to read i know but i wanna know. so i wore a pad to school today and its just like a normal period but just a wierd color and early. whats going on? is this supposed to happen? (link)
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You're giving birth to an alien. Don't be scared.
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I'm 16 years old and I seriously need a job. I worked at Target over the summer and retail is...just definitley not my thing. Are there any jobs you can suggest where I can make money, but don't involve retail? Also, what are some good ways to make LOTS of money? (link)
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Gambling. If you play poker or hold'em with alot of people, you wont have to bet much but the winnings will always be high.
But if you suck at card games or betting on hockey then be a seating host or that pimply loser dude that stocks equipment in stores.
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I was talking to the guy i like, and I thought that he liked me, so i started asking him who he liked and i was going to tell him that i liked him if he liked me, but he didnt like me ( i thought he might have been lieing because he thought i didnt like him) so i just made up a person, and said i liked 2 people. He guessed that i liked him but i was like NOOO! cause it would be embarrasing (plus hes my bestfreinds ex). Should i have told him the truth?
(sory this was so confusing) (link)
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omfg I tried to read this but it just gave me a headache.
My advice: Learn to speak/type/grammer-ify better
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what should i do to get abs? i mean, im very skinny, but i just want to tone my stomach. what is the quickest and most effective way for me to accomplish this? please be specific. thanks (link)
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Steroids.
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how do you know if a guy has a crush on you? (link)
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Well, it's pretty obvious. I mean, how can you not knotice if a guy is holding a can of crush soda on your head?
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i am like totally crushing on this friend i have had for a long time but he like already has a girlfriend. sometimes he's like totally into me but sometimes he's more into his girlfriend. i really wanna be with him but i don't know like who he likes more n stuff so help! (link)
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So like totally youre like into this like total guy! And like like, totally already has like a girlfriend?! Ohmyfuckinggodliketotally!
Ok first of all, stop tlaking like that. Please? For the sake of the WORLD stop talking like that. It hurts. Everyone. And second of all the fucking guy already has a girlfrind so you probably should learn to back off. I'm willing to alot of nonexistant cash that he is "more into" his girlfriend. He probably doesnt see you more as either a friend, some girl he knows, or a nuisance. I mean, if he was "more into" you, wouldnt he be YOUR boyfriend and not his girlfriend's? Case CLOSED GODDAMIT!
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hi. u seem kool. my x bf dumped me for my best friend and she talks about him all the time and acts like we never went out should i b mad at her (link)
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After you learn how to type, whenever she talks about him, just say soemthing like:
"Oh, he loved me much more than he loves you." "You're still doing THAT? We did that on the first day!" "He's not having rough anal sex with you yet? He must really not like you that much!" "Did you know he's into whores? I think that says something about you.." "He's not a man."
You know, standard stuff.
And yeah, I think you should be mad.
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