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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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(Rating: 5) It's been a year since I posted this, I didn't have time to reply. Thanks by the way. :3
(Rating: 5) Thanks for your advice :)
(Rating: 5) Thanks
(Rating: 5) You answered all my questions I asked about pregnancy and weight loss too and you are super helpful! Thank you!
(Rating: 5) I will don't worry!
(Rating: 5) Thank you very much!
(Rating: 5) you AWESOME help!
(Rating: 5) Thank you so much. You're probably right.
(Rating: 5) Thanks. You're absolutely right. :)
(Rating: 5) Thank you. Thank you, that is exactly what I needed to hear!
(Rating: 2) I'm not letting the bible "rule my life", and he is a bad influence in many ways ( although i wish he wasnt :'( ), bc the fact that he is not christian, but ty anyways! :)
(Rating: 5) i already hate all meat but ocasionally some chicken and salmon...shouldt be hsard.is it ok to eat fish sometimes?
(Rating: 2) Do you think I just go and take the test without practice or what? -.-
(Rating: 1) you suck.
(Rating: 3) Point taken, but to be fair my GBA is busted and I do own 5 Pokemon games which I'd love to play again. Sorry for being a student that can't afford to buy a new GameBoy. It's not as if I never supported Nintendo ;)
(Rating: 1) are you dumb? I say very clearly that I have already tried that.
(Rating: 5) HAHA!! OKAAAYY! LOL :)
(Rating: 5) haha not sure how i feel about that one.
(Rating: 2) i know what she wants that is why i said "something blahhh and loving" she has an idea of what she wants hence why i said all those descriptions. she asked me any ideas. it would still be personal..thanks for the help :)
(Rating: 1) Even though you kinda made me laugh, not really what I was looking for haha.
(Rating: 5) Oh my gosh...Thank you!!! that was really helpful:) Is there anything i can do to study so i can pass my exam?
(Rating: 5) Ill try but thee thinngg iss i dont wanna seeem likee a creepp saying do wanna go out when we barely text and he doesnt even know i like him , juss getting mixed feelings :/
(Rating: 1) I surely didn't ask you to leave sarcastic comments as a feedback. If you aren't going to answer the question then leave me alone
(Rating: 5) Thank you so much! I have been away from this site for a while and I realized that the person who saved me from making the biggest mistake of my life never got thanked! THANK YOU! My sister called on her and went into foster homes and is COMPLETELY screwed up. All that happened with me was that I said I hated my hair and my mother said if I hated it that much I should shave my head. I can't believe I was stupid enough to think about getting myself put in foster homes over that! I really think you saved my life. If I was my sister now, I don't think I could live with myself.
(Rating: 5) no they make them as stickers they have $20 ones on ebay, but i dont like their designs. theyr called fret markers or inlays
(Rating: 5) thanks ur so right!
(Rating: 1) asshole
(Rating: 1) Please at least put forth some form of effort into the questions you choose to answer before making a joke. You didn't help me at all.
(Rating: 3) wow, thanks for being brutal
(Rating: 1) okay jerk, first of all hes obviously not gay and i'm definately not fat or ugly therefore your answer sucks & your not funny at all. heres a thought... get a life? thanks:)
(Rating: 4) i no i can raise a child alone. i have a son whos bio dad doesnt want to be in his life and i no i love my husband or i wouldnt have married him and i dont believe in divorce unless its nessary or you are completely miserable.
(Rating: 1) i asked a simple question and you gave me an asshole answer. maybe i like the phones looks and whatnot?
(Rating: 5) uhh proof? lol
(Rating: 1) you have too much free time if you can take the time out of your day to be a jerk over "advicenators". hah, you lose
(Rating: 4) Oh, yeah! I am dumb
(Rating: 5) alex was a complete jerk, he asked me to have sex w/ him after to freakin days! i am NOT a slut, imn just too damn pretty
(Rating: 3) that didnt help me.
(Rating: 5) Hahaha, sweetness. Dang alright then, thanks true I guess. I'll do it now then and'll be sure to send it to yah!>:D
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(Rating: 5) hahah wat? lol
(Rating: 5) thx
(Rating: 5) Sucks for me.
(Rating: 1) sad..bless u
(Rating: 1) get a life
(Rating: 3) what do you mean?
(Rating: 5) cool.
(Rating: 1) what are you talking about???You definitely dint help at all...
(Rating: 2) Umm i think i tried that lol, couldn't find any.
(Rating: 1) okay, i could, but that wasnt my question airhead.
(Rating: 3) 4 for the apology. Only extremely good looking people of course.
(Rating: 1) oh, I'll totally try that!
(Rating: 1) you suck.
(Rating: 5) It would honestly be hard to lock you up in my basement as I'm assuming you live in the states. And I do not. Also my cat peed in there so it smells funny. You wouldn't enjoy it there ;) Pffft, if the question asker is a thirteen year old saying that her friend is a bitch, what does she expect? Wohoo.
(Rating: 1) was not a good answer. i asked for exercises not ways to ruin my body. please try to answer the questions if you don't know then don't give advice?
(Rating: 3) Ive already fineshed the grammar key. I'm not 10 okay. I needed them for my little sister so that me and my mom could help her cause they updated the software since I used it and its so confusing.
(Rating: 5) I would but my drumkit is at my friend's house because I live in an apartment so I can't drum everyday =(
(Rating: 1) oh wow you totally helped me,lame.
(Rating: 3) it's not a virus, thank you for telling me absolutely nothing & that it sucks being me, arent you oh so helpful
(Rating: 5) thanks its true tania is a bitch lol
(Rating: 3) Thank you. Maybe you could elaborate on what they say?
(Rating: 5) 16 to 26? Nah, I'm a silly teenage girl, I need to say silly things ;) Thanks though, that's what I needed to hear.
(Rating: 1) youre an assholeee
(Rating: 5) Great...oh well, I guess I'll just suck it up... thanks though!
(Rating: 1) Nintendo makes enough money. Plus.. the games are available so why not make use of your resources :)
(Rating: 1) stfu you fat pig. i think you need to worry about the boring life you have that doesnt exist.
(Rating: 1) i dont anything but your stupidity. and who cares if you have a beard or not, 50 year olds have beards too. i dont think im the dumb one here...
(Rating: 3) no, i wasnt upset he didnt trust me, it just hurt knowing i did what i did. its not like i was lazy - i looked for a job evveryywherre. and freakin finally got a well paying position, thank god. thank you, but hey, you do what you gotta do, ya know? sure it sucks, but it will always get better. and it finally has :)
(Rating: 5) :D
(Rating: 1) ..........................
(Rating: 3) Although you answered, it wasn't what I was looking for. If you give advice, you should consider the situation the person is in BEFORE you answer their questions.
(Rating: 2) you didnt really help me...
(Rating: 3) its not that good, i have softball tryouts and mastery tests that i cant miss this week.
(Rating: 1) aa im def not a slut.!>
(Rating: 2) Thanks, but you didn't answer my question
(Rating: 1) it seems you get 1's for ratings a lot. i see why. your advice is sarcastic and pathetic. people on this website are here for help from real people. who arent old jackasses and actually have something to offer. you seriously need a life if all you can do to entertain yourself is give shitty answers to people who need them. please get kicked off this website.
(Rating: 1) Don't insult my intelligence, asshole.
(Rating: 5) i love and miss yoouuu!
(Rating: 5) thanks :]
(Rating: 1) You didn't even answer my question.
(Rating: 3) Ohh yeah, that'd be awesome. Apparantly it didn't have ink in it after all. I was able to (After going at it for 30 minutes) cut the thing off.
(Rating: 5) ok i love ur advice. ur hilarious!!! i saw ur answers to some other questions and peed myself!
(Rating: 1) im not that much of a dipshit. we know what we were looking for just couldnt find it
(Rating: 4) thanks but um, do you have to be so mean about it?
(Rating: 5) Don't trivialize the suffering that has taken place in said wars.
(Rating: 5) hahahaha thanksss
(Rating: 2) Edit: Looking through your column it made me laugh at how pathetic some people on this site are. Even if you did target me it doesn't matter. And you do have a point...so I'll be honest and give you 2 because it says Not harmful, but not useful either.
(Rating: 5) thanks alott.
(Rating: 5) I know it was sorry for that-but yeah I stop talking to all of them well thanks
(Rating: 1) wth?
(Rating: 1) k well that didn't really answer my question
(Rating: 5) alright captain
(Rating: 3) lol what's that?
(Rating: 5) Amen; stubborn wins over stubborn! Hee hee; I lvoe your answer! I only believe in apologizing once, okay maybe for someone you love TWICE, but that is it.
(Rating: 5) ok thanks
(Rating: 5) hahahahaha thanks!
(Rating: 3) um, why did you give me advice if you knew it was bad, because your said yourself it was a one rating and that is considered bad advice. also your a man and you dont understand teenage girls. so try to calm down a little, maybe go take a nice walk. there is no need to use profanity in a question about cosmetics.
(Rating: 1)
(Rating: 1) like fock off man just because u cant afford it lol!
(Rating: 1) save the sarcasm cus i didnt ask 4that!
(Rating: 1) thats not advice?!!?!?
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