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okay. like. i guess you could say im skinny. or normal. but in my opioionn im fat. i always pinch my stomech or w.e and its gross. i have thoughts about being annerexic or belimic. and i dont want to be annerexic cause like i love to eat. and if i could like perge or w.e i sware id be belmic in a heartbeat. and its like i cant stay on a diet im tempted too easily and i exsersize but i mean im sick of the fat on my stomech and i dont do any sports. what can i do. i know my thoughts arnt "healthy" and i want to change it. but the fat on my stomech has GOT TO GO.

keep excersizing and do alot of crunches and stomach tightning excersizes. theres probably some magaziens that have some inside if u look through them. or even through google.good luck!

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Ive noticed that every one talks about something called AIM..what is it? and how do i get in on it?

its aol instant messanging and to get it u go to aim.com and its free!

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are there any side effects or long term effects for that shot that makes you not get your period?
thanks

u can always try the pill. ive heard that it stops your period. but u have to take it daily..

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i need to know if grils like geting secret antmirers gifts on valin time's day( i'm giving her a cristl heart) and if i should insribe some thing on it, what should i do.

most girls do like getting secret admirer gifts. its always fun trying to figure out who its from. but if you do want to insribe something in it then maybe like something about how you feel about her or even her name or something. or even something sweet that will make her think of you.
good luck
simone

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hi im just wondering, i seriously think im kindof on the pudgy side, but my friends always tell me not (but i mean theyre friends, come on!)
but im 5'8 and i weigh 110 or so and i just constantly wish i were skinnier. am i?

u are kinda skinny i mean im 5'8 and im about 115 and i think im skinny. but maybe if you tone up abit youll look less pudgy. a healthy normal weight for 5'8 is about 120 or around there.
h.i.h.
simone

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k, there's this (really hott) guy in my class. I don't care what guys look like all that much, his hotness adds to it.. a lot of other girls like him, but I'm not sure if he likes me or not. Another guy in my class shouted to the class that I liked him, and he didn't say anything but my friends said he blushed more than I did. so, do you think this guy likes me? I'll rate 5's for any sensible answer! 14/f

its very possible that he does because if i guy wouldnt like u he probably wouldnt blush so try talking to him :D

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Hi. I like this girl a lot and i was thinkin of writing her a poem or song but i cant play any music for it since i play the drums not the guitar. I'm having trouble writing the poem. Any ideas on what i can do?

with the poem just write down how you feel about her and then start putting it together with how you think it sounds good. thats how i usually write my songs/poems.
im not sure how you could do the music with it but maybe like learn 3 chords on the guitar and make it into something or just sing it or somehthing. what ever you do i'm sure she'll love it :)
good luck!

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i picked this out to show a girl how much i care what do you think?

I'm not sure if you know or not
But I really do love you a lot.
You still hold a special place in my heart
And you did, right from the start.
But when he came along and took your breath away,
I was devastated and didn't know what to say.
I spend my nights crying, time after time,
I spent my days lying, saying I was fine.
Little did you know, my heart was crushed inside,
And on that day, a little of me died.
But with her, you look so in love
'Cause you are an angel from above.
I now have to teach my heart to move on,
For, you are now forever gone.
But about one thing I am unsure:
Why it can't be me, and not him?

that is really sweet. i'm sure she'd love it. i know i would if i was her. :D And i like how its honest and very caring.

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I wanted to know how do you delete the websites that come up when you type in a website in the toolbar.

this is how you do it
go to tools
then click on internet options
and then clear history and it erases the links you've gone to

or you can just press Ctrl h
and delete what ever you don't want to be on there.

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i know people are prob getting sick of these kinda questions but w/e

how would you react/do if you found out that your 16 year old daughter that you had alot of trust with told you she was pregnant.you guys were not really that close but didnt really fight or anything. (please be realistic!)

** only answers this if you are acually old enough to have a child aka like 25 or older (it can be a guy or girl)

i would try to act calm about the situation. and try to help her but lay a few ground rules to know that this is her problem and id be there for her but she has to control to what she thinks is best. or somthing along that line anyway.

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Hi. I like this girl a lot so i figured if i got her a present some sparks may fly. So i want to give it to her, but i can't figure out if she still has a boyfriend. I think they broke up, but im not 100% sure. If I give her the gift should i try and kiss her if they're broken up?

sure i think that would be cute and sweet :D Go for it!! Just make sure she likes you too but the present is a good idea to make some sparks fly.
simone

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I have pimples here and there. I have tried like almost everything. Proactive doesn’t work for me so don’t say that! Pulse half of you just say it because everyone else says it works because you just want a good rating. I need any home remedies or anything I can buy. I have oily skin btw if this helps! Plz what can I do??

my aunt gave me this facial mask. it's called Meaningful Beauty by Cindy Drawford. You apply it twice a week. Ever since i've been usuing it my skin hasn't been as oily and it really does work. And trust me i know because nothing else really worked on my skin. I'm not sure where you can get it but you can probably look it up in google or something.

hope i helped and good luck!
simone

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so. this was my first year in high school and in public school. i was "shy" and quiet in class. I did make soem friends though. It just feels like in school all the girls look the same and than u have me who has my own style and stuff. People are saying im "weird" and making up rumors just because i stick out. I have brown hair and green eyes and people just think im weird because im not afraid to be myself. Am i doing the right thing?

i think youre doing the right thing. i mean who wants to be like everyone else? i actually did the same thing as you. the thing is is to just ignore the ones who talk. but yes being your self and being who you know you are if good.
simone

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im trying to upload pics onto my myspace but my pics arent in a GIF or JPG form they're in a BMP format so how can i get my pics onto myspace?

upload ur pics onto photobucket and then save them but in GIF or JPG form and try uploading them on myspace again. this is what i normally do and i know it works. lol
simone

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i got my first period the last day of november. when should i be like preparred to get it again?

well since you got it on the last week of novemeber then you could expect it to have it near the end of december.

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14/m

ok... this kid i know, lets call him "Rick". Rick and i have started to be pretty good friends this year. but then he started to copy me. he started to say stuff about me. but he like change his mind like every day. 1 day he hates me, the next he loves me. being his friend is stressful. what should i do?? should i not be his friend because he's always trying to be me?? help.

it sounds like your friend Rick is trying to find him self. I had a friend just like him, exept a girl lol. But these kinds of people arent really the best of friends but if you can help them. But if you really cant stand him then just slowly move on with out him.. or just tell him how you feel.good luck.
simone

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13/m
i wanna get my girlfriend something nice for the holidays. i want to spend around 15-30 dollars. any ideas?

maybe some nice jewlery, a cd, maybe a purse, movie, make-up, something you made, a jurnal, maybe a good book if she likes to read. i mean be creative, im sure she'll love what ever you get her.
good luck and merry christmas!
simone

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13/m
does anyone knhow why girls are so confusing? Also, does anyone know any good books or websites about girls. Not like physical features or sex or anything like that

well it definatly helps if you talk to them. but i mean us hirls think that guys are confusing too so i dont know maybe its this whole life cycle or something. but yea if you want less confusion just talk with them.
simone

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