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I'v heard it's unhealthy to sleep too little and too much. However, that's all I do... I go to bed really late on weekdays and wake up really early. I've become so use to it that I cant help it even if I try to go to bed early. On the weekends, I can sleep for about 12 to 14 hrs.. If i wake up, I close my eyes and just sleep longer and longer and I can do this all day. How can I start going to bed early, when Ive tried so hard already and I just CANT fall asleep... I literally just stay lying in bed, eyes closed, for hours...Until the usual time I go to bed which is like 1 or 2 am. I'm not going to take any sleeping pills or anything like that. First, is it true that it's bad to sleep TOO much? And, how can I make it a routine of sleeping more on weekdays? (link)
I've heard this as well. But i know sleeping too much is the problem because your metabolism shuts down when you sleep. When your up and about and doing stuff its good for your body. It keeps your body in shape. If you feel your not getting enough sleep. Try wearing your body down doing alot of activies throughout the day, or even exceriseing before bed. Even a warm glass of milk or a hot bath will make your body comfortable and want to sleep. I'm glad you are not choosing to take pills. That should always be the last resort and if and when it comes to it. A half of a pill can make you get that sleep. Hope it works out for you. =]


Does anybody cut themselves? Anyone used to cut? If so why?

help... how do i keep myself from not cutting..? (link)
Does anybody cut themselves?
Yeah, teenage girls copy each other and get into the cutting habbit. Do you think girls in Italy, Sweden, Holland, Egypt, Nigitia, Kazakstan cut themselves? No, cause there is noone to imitate it from. On the contruary it is very common in the States.

Anyone used to cut?
I never cut myself. Well once because I wanted to check out how shapr my swiis knife was. That was stupid. I didn t evel feel no pain.
"The pain makesme feel numb..."There is no pain you moran...Wana feel pain? Start Kickboxing, where you beel from your nose wice a week. Try burning cigarretes and killing them on your hand...see if you can keep THAT habbit.

If so why?
Well...the imitation habit. Stupidity...
Also the need for suicide wich is totally different.

How do I keep myself from cutting?
How do I keep myself from banging my head on the wall? Well...I just dont. If you really feel the need to do so. Go spend your money on a profesional who has dealt with such situations before and is an expert...to take away your money and turn you into a zombie.


whats a good way to guarentee a guy will get a boner while grinding with you? (link)
No guarenty but viagra.


so basically my guy friend has his first girlfriend so now evrytime i call he says " i talk to ulater JJ called" and if i suggest we do sumfin he sayz " i m goin wit JJ" and when i try to c him in school his ignore me becuz JJ is wit him
now im tried of JJ being everywhere !
what should i do
(link)
Your Question: "What Should I do?"

My answer:"Fuck him"

You cant force someone to be with you. You can only try this much. And you cant...but be yourself. And if you try too much...then its not worth it.
So yeah, fuck the sell out. You ll find new better friends to hang out with. And the sooner you find them, the faster you feel better and forget about him.


where can i touch myself to get an orgasm? (link)
on your forehead.


Just joking lol. If you are a girl look for the clitoris. Its on the north side of your vagina. Also put some fingers in it and move them in and out. You ll get the feel of it after a while. Stick many fingers after that in.you might wanna use both hands, one for penetration and another one to rub your clitoris.
If you are freak ier.. use your butt. You ll like that too...well...pretty much you ll like anything.
Dont just go for it though, wait till it gets wet first and then penetrate. If you dont wanna wait use some spit.

If you are a man...well you just polish it.


how long should they last .
and like
how do i actually give one
how long should it last
and is it wrong to give one in a movie theatre?
sites ? (link)
Sometimew they last forever lol!!
You give one by having great imagination. Using your mouth of course but imagination as well. Biting, licking, sucking, using hands, use your warm breath and all,kiss...kiss the legs the tummy...
Like I said before they last a long long time.
Public is the best thing. Might wanna wait a while for something like that though.
I tried googling it for you but only porn came ups so...no sites for you...sorry.Just porno.


14/f


so naturally light brown hair, dyed black, grew out, dyed blck again, tried to go back brown- my roots didnt change color. ive done this "back to brown" thing many times but its just stayed black with brown roots. i just died it again and ive been in tears because it doesnt change no matter what i do. im not spending alot of money to get it stripped or professionally done. ive been waiting for a logn time for it to grow out. im tired of wating, what can i do? (link)
Well, i dont know much about dying hair, but if you dont want to spend the money to get it done professionally, if you go to the store where u bought the dye then you could ask one of the people that worked there about what you should do. Usually they can help you. Also, next time you go to get a hair cut or your family, ask the hair stylist what she recommends trying. And look at the bottle, you might have bought dye that comes out in a week or in 8 showers... :-) GoOd LuCk!!!


I have this best friend, well she used to be my best friend. we haven't been friends for a couple of weeks. but we were friends since first grade, now in 10th. ever since her family came into money she's been acting like a snob, like she's better than everyone. and she's been really spoiled and bitchy. she doesn't even know the words please, thank you, or sorry and she thinks that everything is always someone elses fault. It got on my nerves to the point where I don't sit with her at lunch and don't talk to her. But we've been friends for 10 years and I don't want that to get ruined... by bitchyness. what should I do???
Thanks in advance ;) (link)
I think that you should just talk to her about the whole situation, and how you feel. Maybe the best thing for you to do if she doesnt change would be to be "aquaintences" or just plain old "friends" It's really up to you to decide, but talk to her about it nicely, you dont want to start a fight and cause drama. :-) ps peple can be contagious...sometimes when you hang out with the wrong people, you catch their bad attitudes.


how do you perfectly clean your vagina? (link)
hey

there's no specific way- but this is the most effecient:

in the shower, just clean out between your lips and ifi you have your period, just stick your fingers up there to clean and wash out the blood.

do not use soap. do not do this after using shampoo, conditioner, soap. just do it first thing, you know?

and make sure when you get out of the shower, just dry the area properly to avoid things clinging to your vagina and inside of it.

just move your fingers around in all directions. it's not like fingering yourself, just clean outside your lips and inside.


is england a country? (link)
England is another name for United Kingdom. And yes it is a conutry. Now a days its the UK [united kindgom] but back in the day it was called England. Like USSR is now called Russia.


alrightie. so im close friends with a lot of guys and stuff. and tonight were going to the movies. my 3 girlfriends and 6 of my guy friends. there is this one boy that i think is eally cute. but im not sure if ilike him. i think i do but jsut the fact that he has a girlfriend is holding me back from liking him. so its me my 2 other girlfriends the guy i think is cute (derek) and 4 of my other/his guy friends. well this week derek has been ignoring his girlfriend. im not sure if they got in a fight or not. but he hasnt been talking to her online/myspace/on the fone/ on AIM. he called me a couple of nights and hes like im bored whats up? and stuff and liek i knew he wasnt on the computer because i can always hear him. hes a loud typer. and since i was on the fone with him he couldnt be with her. and she comments him on myspace sayin baby whats up? havnt heard from you in a while. well we have had this movie night planned since last week. and today his girlfriend called me and yelling at me telling me that im stealing her boyfriend. and im like what? so i asked him about it today and hes like me and her just got into a fight today because she thinks im cheating. but i know thats a lie. because my friend was with him. so does he like me? i mean were going to the movies and i wasnt going to go because im really tired but he like wants me to go hes like i miss you and i havnt hung out with you in a while. and were going to a romance movie. and i know his friends like my friends who are coming. and i just dont know. like what if he makes a move? i mean he has a girlfriend. and the fact that his girlfriend called me thinking that im stealing him. when me and her are like best friends. and now she hates me. also, she might show up to the movies. i was reading my friends comments on myspace. so i have no idea what to do. and i have been trying to call him and hes like in 4 text messages:
1. Look, im sorry i cnat talk.
2. Ok....uhhmmm..so...
and then i texted im liek c na you text cuz you said you cant talk?
he said:
3.Very true. lol sorry i sound wierd. uhm yeah
then im like are you ok? anyways how much money should i take tonite?
then hes like:
4: Ehhh im fine. dont worry bout the money cya tonite

and he normally doesnt write like that..
and the first letter of each text message...spells love...im so confused on what to do. the movies at 1130. i think. so yeah. help!!! (link)
Wow...drama drama drama. Stay the fuck away from it. Your young, learn it now. Women are trouble sweety. I am sorry to say but they are skankless. And i may be too late to tell you what to do tonight but take my advice...learn to fight back. If she thinks he's cheating, he might be but not with you. You never know about men. They are easily confusing to read. I have been done this road before. Trust me. If she thinks she can threaten you then you go to him. You need to have him make his decision with his gf. She's sounds like the devil and if he wants to continue this relationship with him. Let him. He will not learn from anything but his own mistakes, but if you like him i would stay around while he figures out what he is going to do. BUT FIRST...i must remind you...if he cheats on her with you. HE WILL DO IT TO YOU IF YOU TWO BECOME A COUPLE. Once a cheater always a cheater. The fact that he's 21 shows that he might be a pro. Just be careful. DATE outside your friends group, so if you two were to break up you dont have any contact. Good Luck.


hey. i have two best friends. and this year it was always the 3 of us. but not it is starting to just be the 2 of them. they constantly leave me out of plans, and then if the other cant make it, im the backup. or they feel bad and invite me later. i dont like it at all. and before i've told htem about it and they are just like "oh i feel bad". it really makes me mad, and they have been treating me badly for a while now, and all of my other friends wonder why i put up with it. what should i do. because one of the friends i have been wicked close wiht for 2 years.

thanksss in advance (link)
Sad but true, i believe that its time to start a new bestfriend relationship with someone else. Two years may seem vey close but i am plenty sure you can find someone much better that will be your BFF for a much longer time. Ditch them. Your better off. Ignore them completely. I am pretty sure they will come back to you or wonder where you are. When they choose to get sick of eachother they will come back, then you can tell him to "fuck off". I had gone thru this with a bestfriend of mine and i knew her since 2nd grade and i'm 25 now. That is a long relationship and ive accepted the fact that she wants to act this way. Your probably a much better friend then they are to you and i'm very sure you can make a shit load of friends easy. Keep your head up. =]


okay so my friend gave me this make up and i loveeee it and use it almost every day. its running out and im trying to find it but im having no luck. the color is "twirling taupe" from maybeline, and it's called "roller color." i searched it, but i dont want to buy it from ebay. ive seen it on uk and canadian websites but i dont want to order it from there. im trying to get it from the us.. thank you sooo much for any help you can give me! (link)
I know what your speaking of. And actually i heard that the "roller color" line will be going out and will be replaced. So if you cant find it at Walgreens or Rite Aid i suggest to buy it on ebay.


do you lose calories when you cry? haha weird question (link)
Negative. Its good to cry because when you dont cry its clogs the tearducks and when you get old you wont be able to cry. =/


i hang out with the "popular" group at school because im really good friends with them and i also have this friend who's not as popular but i still love her. i've heard alot of people saying that shes trying not to be best friends with me anymore just plain friends, because she thinks im always hanging out with my other friends. im friends with my other friends just as much as she ..like i love all of them but i really dont want to lose her as a best friend. what should i do?

16/f by the way. (link)
hey

well this is really up to you. like do you like her enough to continue the relationship?

well if i were you, i would definitely talk to her about it. maybe you can devote more time to her so you dont have to lose her as a friend, or your popular friends.

if you try talking to her, and she doesnt listen, she is probably just jealous & i wouldnt blame her.

and also, what's wrong with just being friends? you guys will probably just hang out less, giving you more time to talk with your other friends. & you'd probably rather be best friends with the popular clique than BEST friends with ONE girl. you know?

so it's really up to you.

make a list of pros & cons in case my suggestions didnt help.

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Hey i'm 17f, and work at a small restrant. The bosses son is about 19/20 y.o. He always looks at me when im at work and comes and talks to me, gets stuff like drinks... (he dosn't do this for any one els).... I like him verry much, he's realy nice and realy good looking.

The problem is next week he's goig away to europ and i wont see him for a month and a half... tomorows the last day i will see him until he comes back, and i would realy like to keep in contact with him.

should i ask him for his e-mail? If so how could i bring it up?... thanks (link)
Why do you wanna tie yourself up in strings right before he is gonna leave and enjoy himself in Europe? You will be left hangin alone for one month, so no need to get things SERIOUS one day before. It is not as if he will come back with another girl..
Tell him that you ll miss his talking and all and that you ll be waiting for him to come back.
Yeah, ask him for his email would be a good move.
If you are too shy as well, you can always ask him to check something out in Europe for you. You can tell him through Email that he is missed and all.


Alright, well i've been with my boyfriend for awhile now and we're really close. I want to have sex with him but i'm a virgin and hes not. The problem is I don't want to give away my virginity knowing he already lost his. It means a lot to me and if this wasn't such a problem we would have probably already done it. I know if we do do it now, the only thing on my mind will be how much I wish I was getting his.. is there something wrong with me? How can I get over this? (link)
Well you shouldn t be counting on random peoples advices on weather you should loose your virginity or not.
And secondly the criteria you should be thinking about mostly are:
Is he the right one for me?
Am I ready for this?
Is he special enough for me to give him my virginity?
Him NOT being a virgin is the least you should be thinking. Sure...you can find someone who actually is a virgin.
If he is special, go for it.


what is dry humping? (link)
hey

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry+humping

there are lots of definitions, so just read them all to get the gist of it.


I am goin to my friend's sweet sixteen at a country club. What would be better to wear:
1) a sundress
2) a skirt with a top

i don't really want to go all out. i want to look hot, cute, you know. Any other suggestions will help! (link)
hey

definitely the sundress is my pick. dresses are always flattering. :]

you can play up your hair and make-up incase you think it's too formal / not too formal for that occasion.


What are some good thank you gifts for guys. I know cologne is really good...but what else? (link)
hey

a nice watch.

a DVD or CD of their favorite movie / music. you can even burn CDs with their favorite songs - it shows that you care about them.

a nice polo or button - up shirt would be nice. or even plain cash :]

i hope i helped.




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