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Hey I was wondering how do you make a collage(on the computer)? Like with all your pics and stuff. Do I do it on paint? Can anyone give me step by step instructions on how to do it?

what i do to make collages is, use paint. Then i copy (Ctrl C) and then past the pic that i like onto the page and rearange it to a size i like. to past (Ctrl V)
you basically just arrgane it around the page. I like to start with the outline first just so i know where to put the rest.
Somtimes i have blank spots and whatever color the pics are most like thats what i use as the background color.
h.i.h. if u wanna know anything else feel free to IM at ShYbl0nd3 or leave me one in the inbox.
simone*

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theres this girl i dont just have a crush on ive nown her since well (for americans kindergarten)
(for uk reception) and i love her with all my heart she has a bf but i lov her so much i dont know what to do she gave me my first kiss and she has always been there for me but she met this guy i dont know what to do ive nearly told her i love her but chickened out help me please

ill rate huge

despratley needing help
sam

Well if you really love her, tell her. Just so she knows. And i'm sure she'll understand, because she might feel the same way, so its better just to go straight out and say it.

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okay well my best friend is always telling the people i like that i like them!! and she's always mean and like, yeah you have no friends, haha im just kidding! and then she says that the kid i like, matt, would never like me. and its really annoying.

And my other best friend is ALWAYS up on the guy i like. and if i stop liking them, she loses all interest. its REALLY annoying.

ha... i hade a friend like that... she was really annoying. Dump her... no friend should say that you have no friends and say that she's just kidding... and she shouldn't say that a guy you like will never like you. I think she's just jelouce. Give her a taste of her own medicine. Cuz aperantly she is uncoftorble with her self... so get rid of her, she's no true friend!
good luck and h.i.h.

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i know alot of girls probably do this.. but i always compare myself to models and girls who i believe are prettier than me.. im always putting myself down and looking in the mirror finding everything thats wrong with me and wishing i was perfect like other girls I know... does anyone else do the same.. how do you get over it

WEll i look at others too but i try to see the bad stuff about them and the good stuff on me, but i guess you just have to be happy with your body at some point.

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So many people in my grade have a b/f or g/f but they don't take it seriuosly. In the hall all they do is say "hey" to each other, they talk to each other on-line about "who knows what?" and in their binders they write "I love----". They don't talk on the fone or anything like that.I feel so left out, but if i ask a girl out it would be weird for me to be going out w/ a girl and telling everyone, but the girl wouldn't look me in the eye or anything like that. it's so stupid. What could i do so i don't feel left out?

Well if you like that girl ask her out. Maybe she's just she, or feels uncoftorbal at the moment becuase she doen't know you. Or you could just ignore all that and focuz on your school work.
hope i helped!

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well its kinda a 2 part question.

Well my aunts getting married, and im in her wedding. me and my other aunt HATE the dresses ALOT. we dont want to wear them at all. what should we do?

And i want to look good in the dress if i have to wear it, and im thinking about tanning and going on a diet of just water and like salad and fruit... but the thing is i dont eat alot. the only meal i eat is lunch and im never hungry. i think its because i dont exercise enough.. even though i play alot of sports and im pretty active.. i dont know what the problem is.

Sujest another dress... or a few that you and your other aunt like. Just tell her the truth becuase you dont want her to have an ugly wedding, so just go up to her with maybe two or three different dresses that you grls like.
h.i.h.

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omg is it normal to have yellow discharge? i'm kinda freaked out because its kinda like.. sticky or it cums out in peices.. i'm not sexually active and it feels normal down there.. whats wrong with me??? I NEED TO NO PLEASE HELP ME

Its normal. Don't worry. Somtimes it's just hevier then others.

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20, male.

Okay, the girl I'm going out with and I are sitting watching TV. We've only been dating for a few days, but I've been her friend since before elementary school. She mentions a mutual friend was talking about a movie that we passed. So I, the idiot that I am, accidently call her by the friend's name. She pulled away from me for a few seconds, and then went into my arms again.

I explained that it was only because she mentioned her name seconds before, but is that enough? Should I try to explain in detail that I have no feelings for this other girl or should I drop it?

Its normal for me and my friends to call each other a different name on axicent. But if a guy would call me a name of a different girl id be like "um... ok, What?!" in my head but i mean its totally normal to axecently say a different name if you're talking about that person.

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ok i just moved away from my old skool and before i left, i didnt say goodbye to some ppl because i didnt have time and well i didnt like this girl back then who like me back then and well now im falling for her bad and she does like me but shes i dont kno shes kind of mad at me and i just want 2 let her know i like her and i want to go out with her, how do i do this(srry so long)

Talk to her. Tell her how you feel. If you have her number call her. or even IM works. but im sure you'd wanna do it in person. so maybe see if you can meet her somewhere. Or have a friend tell her to meet the friend somewhere and then the friend tells you lol.
but yea thats basically it... good luck!!

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I've always wanted to be a singer!!Now that I'm out of school I really wanna pursue it.I write lyrics constantly(and poems),my parents say they catch me singing around the house when I don't even realize I'm doing it,haha!! I want to do sort of an Urban style..Aaliyah,Mya,Ashanti,Ciara,Beyonce,Christina Milian,etc.But...I'm white! :\ What I want to know is how to get started.I read on here someone say they got a record deal,I really want to know how to go about that.Where do I begin,and how do I go about finding an agent or manager,etc. ? I live in a small town in Ohio so it's not exactly booming with musical opportunities!! Any help is appreciated!I rate!!

Well im sure that there is a recording studio somewhere areound that your area, or even a radio station. For the studio you'd have to pay movey to rent it and all.
With the radio station you could ask them if they would let you sing maybe one song. They will probably hear you sing first. But hey its worth a shot!
h.i.h. good luck to ya!

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Well, My 5 year olf brother and I walked into the room my 16 year old sister and I share, and we saw her and her boyfriend having sex...

They didnt even know we were there for like two minutes... I was frozen, my feet rooted to the floor, but then finally my brother pulled me away... the problem is... My brother asked me, just as we walked out, "what were they doing there?"

I seriously dont know how to answer him... I mumbled something, but all week he's been persisting, and I need to give him an answer before he asks my parents and gets my sister into trouble... Please help!!!

well you can either tell him that they were having sex or you can make sumthing up thats close related, or even say that they were just making out... but yea there's nothing much you can do. H.i.h.

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ok i started baby sitting lately and the lil boy i baby sit ian asks me really odd questions for a 5 year old like whered do babies comefrom (i know thats not weird but i dont know what to say) or my peewee hurts why?? i dont know what to say exsept what did mommy tell you lol lol and he goes will you help me and i go help with what poopoo....... ewwwww yes i know its part of the job but does any one know any ways to by pass trobles

~blonde~

Its cute when little kids like that ask questions. Sometimes you just have to ignore them but i would answer then best you can. and with the poop... lol well you just gatta clean it. or try and teach him with pody training if he doesnt know how yet. but if he asks you to help him, do... it will go alot faster, and you'd have to do it anyway if you ever have kids so better practice no lol. but yea i go through the same thing ... haha and yes gross at some point. lol
good luck!

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I was just wondering, is it possible for a guy to be too shy to IM you? becuase i have imed ths one guy i like about like 4 times in total but like over a span of about 2 months but..i'm just thikning is the reason he hasn't imed me first because he is shy or that he just doesn't feel that way about me? help please..thanks

he probably is shy... lol i do the same that haha. but yea... he's probably 97% shy lol. Or maybe he doen't like you.. but i'd go for the shy :P
h.i.h.

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The guy who I've really liked for over a year said that he kind of likes me. What does it mean if he kind of likes me? My friend who is friends with him thinks that since he's shy, he said that he kind of likes me because he was too shy to say yes. This other guy who I talked to who doesn't even know the guy I like said that he thinks it means that the guy I like thinks I'm hot and has a little crush on me, but isn't really like in love with me. What do you think it means if he kind of likes me?

I'd say he's shy. Maybe go up and talk to him. Make him feel less shy and maybe a few days later of whatever ask him your self... see what he really thinks of you. and if he's read im sure he'll say.

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ok... so i like this boy and he jus found out last thursday... and im sooooo shy and ever since then i havent been able to say one thing to him. and im beating myself up emotionally and i jus need to know how to talk to him.. like we only see each other in the hallways and at lunch but hes always with his friends so i get even more nervous... how should i talk to him , like say hi and start a conversation... please help! thanks! i rate high!

Well if you know that he knows you like him then just say hi first. I no how you feel cuz i feel the same way when im around guyz i like. But yea when your in the hall say hi and smile. and well try and find out what he's interested in so you have somthing to talk about. But yea... thats all i have right now. but Good Luck to ya! :D

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ok what should i do i mean i like this guy well were together but he always is tryin to make me pissed off and crap and is a total suck up with my mom and when he comes over all he wants to do is be with my mom and brother and totally ignore me and if i dont do what he says he gets all pissed off and threatens to leave and break up with me? help! what should i do?!!
Thanks Kayla Ann!

Well if he makes you feel so crapy break up with him before he does with you and then makes you feel worse. and no guy should ever make you feel that way.

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I have REALLY horrid discharge..and sumtimes it can stain my panties an off-yellow...does anyy one know how to make it stop...or when im going to NOt have discharge any more?

well you're gonna have it for a while... thats all i can say.. and yea it does sux.. but what you can use are pantiliners. Their like pads but for the discharge. It will keep the stains off ur undies.

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I just want to know what are some things you can say to a girl to charm her and make her like you. Such what are some things i could say to the girl i like to just slowly make her like me. Are there anythings that girls like to hear that charms them. Thanks any help is pretty much appreciated

Well you could compliment her on the outfit she's wearing. Say 'hey!' and start a conversation while flirting. um... maybe help her out on somthing... depending on what she's doing. Eye contact is very important. Maybe even smile :) lol um... ask her if she wants to hang out somtime... there's lots of things that you could do. but those r the ones i know best.
Good Luck!

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if you have read the previous post, you'd know how pathethic my love life is (20m never had gf). Anyway, where can i meet a nice girl? And how do i get to know her?

(any nice girl out there?)

Well im a nice grl and never had a bf yet... lol but im to young for you so dont think about it lol. But um... try a park or the mall.. basically where grls hang out. Usually the shy, maybe even clumbsy ones are sweet. The gilrs that try to make a good impression but mess up are also very nice... gosh this resembles like all my frinds haha. But yet thats all i've got.
Good Luck!

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