Website:
MyspaceGender:
FemaleLocation:
New YorkAge:
17AIM:
Too many people have been IMing me..Member Since:
July 6, 2005Answers:
610Last Update:
November 5, 2007Visitors:
43924Favorite Columnists
sillyrob
christina
Razhie
*Kate*
LM
cutie_pie
xomegaroni
cookierat123
hoji
hotpotato
StarryNightSkies
more...
Main Categories:
Health
Love Life
Internet & Web Design
View All
about
I'm Johanna. I'll Come and Go. What can I say? I try.One thing I LOVE to do is to analyze dreams. Just tell me about a dream you had, and I'll help you understand what it means. :)
advice
im fat and its hard to lose wieght and i want to be poul,ar how can i be?
Become a hoe. That will get you "poular"
I just got my first kiss. It was sort of a game, if the guy made a shot in basketball he got to kiss me and my friend, and he made it. I kind of like him, and I want to hook up with him, maybe even go out with him. The problem is, my friend wanted to hook up with him and she was all over him. Shes kind of a hoe, and if we ever meet new guys, she tries hooking up with all of them. I dont think she hooked up with him yet, but I think he might be liking her more than me. I dont want to attack him, so what are some moves I can make to get his attention more? How do I get to him before my friend does? Should I just straight out start making out with him?
You sound like a whore. And yes, you should just straight out start making out with him. The next time you see him in the hall way, jump on him and yell "Cannonball!" lol
Is it hard learning to play the guitar? I hav one and i can play a few songs by ear and now i want to take lessons. And wut r some good books on leanring how to play the guitar? It would help if this came from someone with expierience...thanx...i rate high!
Yep. Its hard. I play it and theres alot of chords and alot of finger stretching that must be done. Make sure you stretch your fingers before and after you play, it always helps for me. If you really think you need lessons, I sugguest going to your school music teacher and you might be able to get free lessons. Or maybe a family member can help you.
13/f
okay heres the thing. i kind of like my guy best friend. but the problem is, i cant like him. My other best friend is practically dating him. But i cant help but like him anyways. I dont really know what to do about these feelings. I know I cant actually do anything. And im sure he doesnt like me. But i just wish he did. I can move on, and i do. I like other guys, but i still like him. Nobody knows how i feel & i wouldnt know how to tell them. And i dont think i should. I mean I just.. dont know what i can do.. and im not sure how anyone can help me here.. but i just keep holding this inside of me, and its really starting to hurt.. what can i do?
help please!!
*
I know exactly how you feel. My friend and I both like this one boy yet, I don't think he wants a girlfriend right now. There will be new boys....so just try to move on. But you don't have to stop thinking about him completely.....You can still dream.....thats what I do...
Good Luck!
Well I didnt know what section this would go under cause im not EXACTLY sure what im asking for but I need help. THIS IS GOIN TO BE REAL LONG! well last night I cryd myself to sleep. I was basicly crying to god. I kept saying like "why cant I be happy, why, why cant i be happy. Just let me be happy please. Let me be happy or let me die." and now that i think bout it im kinda scared cause ive been suicidal before and ive had cops called on me cause I was gona kill myself but i thought i had stopped.. ( you probly think im a crack head.) anyways. Ill fill you in on why i was crying. 1st in April my dad, my god father died. He was like a second father to me and I really miss him. He was shot a fiew years ago and it paralized him his body slowd down ahd he died. Also a few years ago my cousin was murderd. also my bestfriend in the world is moving and ima have no life without her (if she reads this ima feel stupid) and also cause I feel like im not special to anyone and I really wana be special to someone. and I want someone to hold me when im crying tell me its ok im here for you. someone to love me. ( aka a guy) there was only one guy that made me feel special but he ended up being a player and after a jack ass to me.. for so long ive felt not special :( and I just wana feel special. Theres one guy in the world that makes me feel special.. the problem is he lives hours horus miles miles away! ive never met him so you prob thing im queer but he is my friends friend. And he makes me feel like something. but like he lives for ever a way and i cant wait like for ever years to finaly see him! and I just dont know what to do. Im not sure what im asking for exactly but can you please help me! ive spent the hole day in my room crying. and thats when I decided I would try and get some help with whats wrong. so please help?
love maddie
There are people in the world who live in third world countries who have to work from 5 AM to 9 PM in sweatshops making abercrombie and fitch. Then they come home and they have no food, or they get beaten because they don't have enough money because they earn like a penny a day. So why don't you just be happy that your life isn't like that? My advice is to get a journal, write a book, go goth, etc. If you really want to be special, you don't need a guy because they suck so just discover your talents and you will eventually find that you Are special and unique.
Oh yeah and If you want some good emo music, I sugguest Hawthorne Heights Ohio Is for Lovers.
Long one get ready for it-
So I was out with a group of friends at a party and I had to wait for someone outside so I'm waiting and all of a sudden I hear the door slam and there's this guy Adam, and his friends locked him out of the house. So we sat out there for like twenty minutes talking waiting for his friedns to let him back in. And he was pretty cool, so after the party I'm standing with my friend Callie, Adam asks one of us to call him to see if his cell's working I don't have one so Callie does. They trade numbers and she eventually gets a crush on him(this is over 2 months or so). But then he tells her he's gay & of cousre she tells me, so they became just friends.
Then apparantly a month ago there was this girl and she "turned him straight." And now he's telling Callie he likes me, in her words "serious relationship likes you." And I don't know what to do. He's cool and all, but I'm not quite sure about the whole once gay thing, he claims he's not bi either. And also since he's not gay Callie seems to be a little jealous.... WHAT SHOULD I DO???
Oh yeah and I'm a fifteen year old doll.
Well, if you ask me, he sounds like a jerk who when he doesn't like girls, hes too much of a chicken to turn them down, so he tells them hes gay.
..."doll"?
my boyfriend's best friend (we'll call him..bob) just told me he loves* me. but i love* my boyfriend. but i admit, ive had a tiny crush on bob . wat should i do?!
~thanx in advavnce~
*love as in lik a whole lot
Tell your boyfriend! what a jerk! Hes betraying his friend and he knows that you already have a boyfriend! Its normal to have a crush on him, but it probably won't last. Stay with "bob"
Okay so I have a little brother who's only 11 and ever since I started caring about what I wore and shopping and all that stuff like in the beginning of middle school he has too. Like when started shopping at Abercrombie & Hollister he started to also. I think that's cute and all but he cares a little too much because recently every time I get a new piece of clothing whether my parents bought it, I got it w/ my money, a giftcard, or even a garage sale he freaks out and says that I have so many clothes and bla bla bla. The problem is that he has convinced my parents not to get me any more clothes for a long time and I REALLY need them. How can I convince them that I really do need more clothes??
Well, you could just ask to do some extra chores around the house/ yard to make some money from them. Just tell them you want to work hard, earn your money, and spend it responsibily. Then go buy the clothes yourself. But I would sugguest, buying less Abercrombie cuz they cost alot just for a shirt that says abercrombie.
Well so I have to go to a thing tonite for one of my neighbors hu is going away to overnight camp. It is in their yard or their house (if it rains) and I have no idea what to wear. If u need more info I am on advicenators just ask me a question.
I think you should wear what you feel the most comfortable in. You could even wear something wild, to stand out in. But A T-shirt and jeans should be fine. Maybe a skirt if this thing is kind of fancy. If you're afraid its going to rain, just put a sweatshirt on or bring an umbrella in your bag, but I'm sure if it rains, you will go inside.
There this guy that I like and he likes me too ( we might be going out soon.. he told me he wanted to ask me an important question after I came back from vacation ) and it's just kinda been bothering me in my mind like ( cause I'm kinda preppy/girly )," What are we gonna do whenever we hang out together out in like public like the mall? He'll want to go into Hot Topic and stuff and I'll want to go into Hollister and Abercrombie..." and I feel very outta place around his friends and stuff cause they're all in black and skater clothes and I'm sitting there all in like Hollister shirts and stuff. I really want to go out with him, that's just been nagging in the back of my head for awhile now. And it's just whenever I hang out with him I have SO much fun and if we do have some stuff in common like I do like alotta punk bands and stuff and etc., I just hate how everyone out there will freak out basically ( at least at my school ) if punks are dating punks/goths or preps aren't dating jocks and preps and stuff, I mean why can't people just let people date people? =/ Please help!!
Love,
Labeled Love =/
This is called life sweetie, if you didn't know. Um, first of all Abercrombie and Hollister sucks and what is wrong with that kid? Punks don't want to go out with preps....he sounds like a poser.
And o my gosh, "I like alotta punk bands...." yet you are not punk and you probably listen to 50 cent and ciara too....
And are you saying Hottopic is bad? "like he'll want to go into hot topic and stuff and I'll want to go into Abercrombie and Hollister...heres an idea! Stop wearing labels. You're just talking about how you don't like labeles like "goth" and "prep" yet, you talk about them and wear them....Cuz c'mon abercrombie is just another word for prep.
Get a life.
I'd like to be an advice columnist at my high school, even though this will be my first year i have been advice columnist before and i got good review before, but who do i need to talk to to start a Secretive advice column? and how do i convince them to let me be an advice columnist? and also, what should i bring (kinda like props) to show (whoever i am showing) that i get good review from answering question previously...
please help. i rate 5 even if you only help a little but no making fun or anything like that, then i report.
Talk to the editor of the newspaper or the teachers who run it. Do you have copies of your old advice column? Then make sure you bring those. Try to round up some teachers who can reccomend you to the newspaper. Be serious, and explain to them why you want to be an advice columnist. You could say you just love helping people. Then maybe if they approve, you could set up a box where anoynymus persons can drop in a note/ question to you. Good luck!
okay well theres this kid name ozzy and i like him as a friend but he likes me as more but i like this other kid that lives like 30 mins away and ozzy keeps asking me out and i told him i was going out with the other kid but even if i like ozzy i wouldny be able to go out with him cause hes dark and my moms racist in a way she just doesnt want me dating dark guys even if i was absolutely in love with them she wouldnt care it makes me mad but ozzy keeps hitting on me and asking me to flash him and stuff like that i have no clue what to do cause i still want to be friends with him you know some1 please help thanks ill rate 5s if its good advice
well my bottle has 16 oz. haha i win.
a few questions here...
im not fat by all means...just curious
whats a normal weight for girl that is 5'10?
and how can i tone up my stomach other than sit ups and crunches, its not flabby or anything but i guess anyone can use a tone up
i have really muscular legs but when i wear a skirt or something the top part of my thighes rub together and it gets really irritated and it hurts, how can i keep them from rubbing together and is that normal?
thanks a zillion xO
I do situps, while listening to my favorite music (I sugguest the White stripes..) because I also am not fat, but my stomach sticks out. I also sugguest going to http://www.seventeen.com and clicking on the green health section. You should suscribe to the magazine because they have all kinds of awesome ab workouts that aren't situps. Also, to se if your weight is right, go to http://www.am-i-fat.com
and yes...it is normal for your thighs to rub together but to tone them up, try doing karate kicks or laying on your back with your legs in the air. Open and close your legs over and pver. That should help tone up the muscles.
and P.S - I am working on the same thing!
18/m
My next door neighbor is this beautiful, green eyed angel to me. We spend all our time together, late nights till 5 and 6 in the morning just cutting up and looking at the stars. We share everything in common, even the lil things we love each other for. Ive known her about 4 months now and we have gotten very close, romantic settings, kissing hugging etc. Now heres the punch line .. shes 24 and married and she has her own kid.
I mean ive raised kids all my life and this is no big deal to me but I dunno what to do .. leave her to her life or start a relationship when shes divorced
omg!! No way should you continue to date her! She made a commitment to her husband, she chose to have a child and get married to him, so why should You have to pay by keeping your love secret from everyone? And no offence, but you're a little young for her. You should find someone you're own age cuz there are tons of girls out there! And do you seriously want to date someone who lies to her own husband? Imagine if you were her husband and she was lying to you.....
well...good luck...
hey everyone, cheerleading just started for me,becuase we start in the summer, well were trying to find 3 songs to use for our competition dances. they can be ANY kind of music, well that is possible to do a dance that would be cute too and the song should be one to get us in a winning mood. well if anyone can give me ANY song suggestions it would ABSOLUTELY GREAT && APPRETIATED. thankss sooo much!!!
Start the Commotion-Elvis
Push the Tempo- Fat Boy Slim
One girl Revolution- Superchick
We got the Beat- The Gogos
Girls Just wanna have fun- Cyndi Lauper
Diamonds are a girls best friend- Madonna
okay so I have had my screen name for about .. 5 years? and i think i need to change it.. Can anyone give me some good screen names for like fashion or like something with fendi or burberry in it? thanks a lot
fendichik113
burberryqueen113
burberrybaby101
stylexaxwhile
fashionforever54
fendigurli161
burberryblueberry
^lol well, i tried :)
Hey i have really thick curly hair, and i was wondering if anyone knows of anything i can put in my hair that will make my curls more defined but not make hair look thinner..cuz i've tried gel and mousse and it makes it look nice but still pretty puffy. Thanks
Try:
1. When you get out of the shower, and your hair is wet. Spray hairspray- I sugguest VO5 Detangle and Shine on your hair. Comb it out and then smooth John Frieda Frizz Serum or some kind of frizz control on your hair.
2. For everyday curl and frizz control use Garnier Fructise Smoothing Milk.
3. Use Dove Shampoo because Dove works for and mosturizes any type of hair.
4. You might want to use a hot water straightener like one from conair for when you have more time.
Hide you curls with a cute hairstyle. Try going to:
http://www.seventeen.com/beauty/hairguide/0,,,00.html
^they have really cute hairstyles for curly hair!
I really like this guy and we went out about a month ago but i still really really like him. He is still sweet too me and he still says he love me like he say "love ya" at the end of most e-mail. We talk all the time on the computer but he never calls me. but he likes another girl in a town about 30-50 miles away from ours. He is still single and so am i.. what do i do.. should i get over him and be just friends or try when school starts? please help me. thanks so much
Don't go out of your way to impress him. If he broke up wth you, its his loss. I wouldn't trust him because he sounds like he goes from girl to girl. And theres no use in getting hurt. Find a new guy who really likes you.
well im 14 and my parents got divorced a few years ago and my dad married this person i hate! she is seriously like the wicked step mother and it blows. She always talks bad about my mom too and my mom is the sweetest person in the world. How can i tell her to shut the hell up without getting grounded forever. help! P.S. sorry its so long!
Just stand up to her....the next time she does it....say firmly, "I love my mom. My mom is the best mom I could ever ask for and she is the sweetest person I know and I am her daughter and forever I will stay true to her!" That will stop her in her tracks! lol
okay, so im 13. and i weight a lot. i mean like a lot. but i dont look like it. i am kind of chubb-ish though. ive never had a boyfriend. and i dont really want one. i just want to find one that will treat me right from the start and one that truely likes me. i just dont feel like that will ever happen. & i also want guys to just see me as more than a friend. i dont know. i guess i just want guys to like me for who i am. & thats hard at my school. especially since its 8th grade and all the guys are into sluts. please help me!! i need it!
I know how you feel. I don't look that great either and it really bugs me when guys go for the anorexic sluts. But believe it or not, there are some guys out there who care whats on the inside. But you're only in 8th grade, so you got a lot of time! If you boost your self confidence level, people will start to like you more. Look at yourself in a different persepective. Thats what I do. And if you are so selfconcious about your body, try working out! I sugguest doing situps, or read Seventeen Magazine for some cool workouts that really work! You can go to:
http://www.seventeen.com
^click on the green health section!
Good Luck!