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plz help me my boy friend dumped me for family problems and now he won't atlk to me i keep teling him that i love him but he wow listen plz help love keely xxxxx
If he dumped you for family problems, get the hell over yourself and stop being selfish.
its not relly adivce but i was just wondering about some of our advice columists and if they can answer me on this.
what do you like to do for fun? other then hanging out hehe.
what are you interest?
who would you like to meet?
describe yourself in a paragraph.
I know its dumb but i was just curious and its a really easy question that id love to just get input on.
Listen to music, watch TV, browse teh internetz, talk to friends on AIM and the phone, skinning my computer, basically the usual filth people my age take part in.
Cleveland sports teams (The Browns, Indians, Cavaliers), writing poems I guess, though I wouldn't dare do that during my free time.
Adam Jones, Les Claypool, Larry Lalonde, Cliff Lee, Brian Carroll when he's not Buckethead, Danny Carey, some other people.
I'm your average angst-fest of a teenager. I'm 17. I'm a camp counselor for kids 3-6. I make a lot of sarcastic remarks. I don't like liberals despite holding many of the same ideals. I don't like conservatives, though I like them more than liberals. I don't like most music. I'm actually a pretty big optimist, not that anyone could tell from the bitch party above. Overall I'm a fairly nice guy, I suppose.
I just found out my grandfather will be passing away soon. I cant think of any songs to listen to about losing someone special like he is. any ideas?
thanks
H. by Tool applies a bit.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qPcu614JCTE
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Tool/H.html
Be sure to follow the lyrics as you listen and listen to the WHOLE song.
I want to be able to give my fiance a good time. i thought that if i give him oral then it would be nice. The only other time i have done this is with someone who had thin liquid come out. But my fiances cum is thick and comes out in spirts. I think that i will get sick if i try and swallow it. Is there any way for it to be come thinner like the first?
Just thought I'd examine the answers already given. The first one is right, the second one is absolutely wrong. Your diet will not change the smell, texture, taste, or consistency of semen. If you ate a whole lot of pineapple, would your crap smell any better?
My fiance and i are really considering trying anal. Im sooo scared of this because ive heard different things from different people. I really want to do it to show him that i love him more then he already knows. Whats the best way to approach this. Is there anything i can do to make it hurt less? Any stories? Experiences?
Please Help? :(
That ranks in the top 5 WORST ideas I've ever heard.
Let me get this straight; you think him putting his schlong in your ass will make him just feel the magic of love? A) You should be able to express your love in ways that won't tear your rectal lining and B)This whole mentality shows your relationship might not be the strongest or most stable.
Don't do it, and get some marriage counseling.
for how long after you get your wisdom teeth out can you not drink out of a straw? is it just for the first day or two, or the whole time the stitches are in?
Wait a few days. Your stitches dissolve/come out on their own within 2-3 days anyway.
I have a PC and my dad just reset the hardrive. Now the fonts all seem very large and the whole screen looks very zoomed in. How do I get it back to normal?
Your resolution is probably off. Right click the desktop, properties, settings tab, and drag the resolution to the size of your monitor.
my sister likes masturbating to girls kissing but shes not a lesbian.
what does this mean?
Pretty normal; guys are disgusting, I don't blame her.
Whenever I masturbate, I have an orgasm, but when I have sex with my boyfriend, I don't. It feels good but I never hit that point. I can't tell him because then he would know that I faked it every time but I want to be able to orgasm from him..any suggestions? I tried focusing really hard on how good it felt, but it wasn't much help.
The majority of women can't orgasm during intercourse. In fact, you're lucky to be able to do so at all.
Provide some direction for him or whatever, but do NOT tell him you've been faking it. Just say what you guys are doing now isn't working for you.
okay so I like this guy I'm 15/f and ill be 16 in october he just turned 20 june and I realllyy like him I'm pretty sure he likes me but I'm not positive but we have been talking a lot lately and I have sent him pictures of me but I'm fully clothed. we have talked about doing stuff and we are going to hangout. I am a virgin and I want to loose it to him I'm pretty sure he will take it. anyway is that considered statitory rape if I'm 16? I really like him and he likes me he said he wouldn't date me until I'm 18 because he cares about me and we don't want to get introuble I want to be withhim bad but do you also think he's using me? thank you for reading and thank you for responding
I don't think he's using you, I know he's using you.
And if he isn't, what kind of freak would be interested in a 15 year old when they're 20 goddamn years old?
Stay away from him; no matter what he says, he's only looking for some ass.
What are some good songs that will get me in that crazy, spunky, summer party mood? They can be from the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s and recently. I'd prefer not to get a list of what the top ten songs are on Z100 right now, I'd like to have music that isn't as well known or overplayed.
Thanks!
Girl by Beck would do it.
What do you think about the children who come to this site, at the ages of 12-14 asking sexual questions? Questions that aren't educational, yet nasty, disrespectful, and questions which tell their age? Are you comfortable as adults answering them or would you rather them not be able to ask those type of questions on this site?
The morals of our youth today really concern me. For the most part, it's not 100% about the question, it's about the words they chose to use while asking it. This is why there are so many STD's, AIDS, teen pregnancies today. It saddens me that some of the questions deal with anal sex, oral sex, size of penises, except they use the D word and P word. I had no idea of what some of these things even meant to begin asking when I was 13? What are some of your opinions and feelings on this subject? seriously & are you as older teens, and adults OK with answering those type of questions from these children that think they are grown and have no idea of what it's like to be grown in the real world?
Teenagers use slang, and cleaning up their language is not going to magically lower the pregnancy rate.
You allude to it yourself; times are changing. No longer does a 14 year old need advice on how to tie a French braid; they want to know how to give a handjob.
Society. Is. Screwed. Up. That's just the way things are. But not allowing kids to ask their questions is not going to solve anything. Say some teen needs advice on giving a blowjob (excuse me, oral sex). If they ask the question, it provides advisers with an opportunity to warn against the act and provide valuable experience. If this kid is not allowed to ask their question, do you honestly think that will stop her from doing it? "Oh! Advicenators does not let me ask this question! It must be bad! I'll run back to the library and pray for forgiveness for my shameful thoughts!" No. That's not going to happen.
Advicenators is here to provide a forum for the problems and questions of today's youth. Just because said problems and questions do not line up with the ideals of your generation does not mean the privilege of requesting advice should be revoked.
My family (husband and 2 kids) have not had a real family vacation in 8 years. My kids asked to go to Disney World. They are ages 15 and 12. I booked a 1 week vacation about 4 months ago. We are scheduled to leave June 28th. My mother has since been diagnosed with stage 4 ovarian cancer. Her surgery is June 27th. My only sibling is flying to NJ from CA to be with my mom. I told my husband to go on the Florida trip without me because I felt that the right thing for me to do would be to stay with my mother. He is refusing to go without me and blaming me for ruining our vacation. Is it right for him to blame me? We can’t cancel without losing a lot of money. We will not be able to book another trip anywhere in the near future because fuel prices are sky high, and we would have already lost a bundle. Do I go on the trip or stay with my mother who may be dying in the near term?
You should stay with your mother.
Your husband is being a prissy bitch. I think he feels threatened by all the attention you're going to be putting on your mother during her time of need and he's doing whatever it takes to divert it back to him. Don't fall for it.
is anal sex unhealthy? i heard it tears the skin around your rectum and can cause internal bleeding. have any of you girls even tried anal sex? and why do boys want to do it so much but girls dont?
No, it's not healthy. Enough anal sex can cause your anus to prolapse, rip the inner lining, cause internal bleeding, etc. Not to mention the greater risk of spreading STDs like HPV, HIV, and Hepatitis A, B, and C.
Guys want to do it because they see it in their porn and view it as a point of conquest, and girls don't want to do it because the things I listed above actually HURT. When something hurts, you don't do it.
Your ass is designed for shitting, not for intercourse.
Why do most males feel superior? I want to get married but I'm afraid he will treat me differently. I know I want a child at a young age so that will make me the house wife.. but why do they feel like they have to boss you around and treat women like a slave? I want to leave my house because of this. My dad always yells and tells everyone else to do things, when he does nothing himself. If we get everything done and forget one small thing, he blows up and degrades us. Why are men like this? I've only met a few who don't act like this but who knows, they might change. I almost don't want to get married because I don't want him to treat me the way my dad does to my mom.
So somehow just because your dad is an asshole, the entire male population must also be assholes?
With logic like that, no guy will go near you.
EDIT:
Yes you did.
"My dad always yells and tells everyone else to do things, when he does nothing himself. If we get everything done and forget one small thing, he blows up and degrades us."
You then immediately equate that to men in general;
"Why are men like this?"
Do Size Matter In A Fight? Not boxing or kick boxing or wrestling i mean Like a Fight on The Sreet.
Yes, it does. People can handle different heights and weights, but there is always a limitation to how much you can take.
My girlfriend and I had sex for the first time yesterday, and I pulled out instead of using a condom (we didn't have one.) The next day she said her stomach hurt, like cramps or a general stomach ache. Either way, I think she is just freaking out, and I'm doing everything to keep her mind off of it and make her happy, but for my own sanity, what should I do, and should I worry about anything? I was basically sure everything would be fine, but with a freaking out girlfriend, I just need some clarity. Thankkkk youuu
Based on the fact that you thought pulling out was an effective method of birth control, I'll make a personal rule of thumb just for you;
100 percent of the time you have sex the girl will become pregnant.
Hi im 18/f i need a job and im really lazy and don't really want one, but nonetheless. My mom says i need to call and follow up like say did you get my application and whatnot, i applied to a dozen places online. is this necessary?
Applying online does nothing. You have to call to have any chance at getting an interview. Plus, it helps to have a voice of a human to associate with an application.
You plow mens asses, you fucking queer! Your a piece of shit with no friends so u feel like you have to make other people feel like shit, well fuck you. Go cut yourself you emo piece of shit!
"I am a loser and I insult people I don't know to make up for my own personal self esteem issues. Please ignore me and disregard my words because my life is pathetic enough that I take solace in creating hate mail."
Will do.
My best friend who i used to like lies to me and blows me off half the time. Today during school i asked her to hang out and she told me she had to clean her house. Later on i went to the carnival in town and i see her there. Everytime i look in her direction she hides from me, i look over and she hides behind her friendsor turns around. Why does she do this?
She doesn't like you and doesn't want to be your friend, so break it off.