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So my boyfriend & I recently discovered we both had chlyamdia. I got it cured. But my boyfriend on the other hand, hasn't yet. He went but they sent him somewhere else, anyways we were messing around we been using condoms since we found out but I was messing around & I was teasing him & didn't think anything of it but I just licked the top of his dick (the head) & just remembered you can get chlymadia through oral. I didn't think about it, but it was literally just a lick. Not a suck or anything. One lick! Lol he didn't cum or anything. Is there a chance I have a chlymadia? Please answer asap!

No idea, call Planned Parenthood.

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Tinder in Argentina. I match with lots of girls but none reply back, is it broken? why would they click like if they wont chat with matches?

I'm just using "hi" (and other synonims like hello) and I don't keep sending messages if they don't reply to the first one, so nothing creepy or disgusting.

Is the app broken and doesn't send/receive messages?
or why would they push like if they wont chat with matches?
is it normal? girls just push like because they are stupid and dont know what Tinder is about?

AM I THE ONLY ONE IN MY COUNTRY THAT KNOWS WHAT THIS APP IS FOR?

Haha it's not just you. My friends and I talk about this frequently. Nothing you can do about it.

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Hi all,

I've been working out consistently for a month now and would now like to incorporate more weight lifting into my routine, rather than just cardio.

As a beginner, I feel that using the weight machines would be a better start in terms of doing the right movement and so on. A more controlled situation, should I say.
However, I'm not really sure what my "plan" should be or how to make one.
My gym does offer fitness consultants but they are very pricy and I can't afford to make a fitness plan with one right now.

So I was wondering if anyone with weight lifting experience would be kind enough to tell me the kind of sets/reps I should have and what order I might want to do things in. I'm looking for an overall tone-up of my body whilst I'm losing weight and of course gaining strength.

My gym offers machines for any kind of muscle work out so there's no problem there.

Right now, on a bicep curl machine I can lift 20kgs 10 times until I feel totally exhausted if that's of any use.

Overall, I would majorly appreciate any input as to how to get this weight training thing going and the kind of routine I should have :)

Generally four sets with 10 or 12 reps is the standard.

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I was just curious about this as it came up in conversation briefly with a few friends but didn't think to ask about it at the time.

Say someone is going to college online and they do their work quick and graduate a year or two early and in the middle of the year. What happens? Do they get their diploma then? Do they wait til the end of the year? Do they go to graduation with their classmates or are they not allowed to participate in the official ceremony?

I graduated from college a semester early back in January. I got my diploma in the mail a couple weeks later, and then in May I did the whole graduation thing -- it's an option though, whether you want to do it. They actually gave me another diploma at my graduation too, so if you wanna skip college and just buy my extra diploma LET ME KNOW!!!

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I always fear all type of insects

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4A0PZL2uws

Problem solved.

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Ok do today the boy I am partners with in math that I like walked with me to lunch. But while we were at lunch his friends turned around right I scratched the tip of my nose and moved a piece of hair from my eyes unattractively. Should I freak out???? Do I still have a chance?

Wow dude chill out. I don't think there's a way to move a piece of hair from your eyes attractively or unattractively. Just chilllllllllllllllllll

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Hi, sorry if this is weird, but well whatever.
I was just looking at ur channel. You seem cool. And I noticed you answered a million questions on here. My question to you is, why and how does a (yeah, seemingly) quite cool guy spend a seemingly large amount of time answering questions on a site like this here one?
Just a hobby maybe?
Sometimes I'm just curious about what brings what people to sites like this.
Thank ya (;

Seemingly is the operative word.


I joined this site when I was 13 years old, I just never really saw much of a reason to leave. For now, I put very little time or effort into it, but I keep chugging along.

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So, I am a HUGE fan of Lady Gaga. I love to listen to her. The other day, my mom pulled me aside and told me she might ban me from listening to her because I am "obsessing" over her. I have tried to convince her she is good, but she says that she is evil and a horrible person. I respect Lady Gaga so much, and it hurts me to hear what she says about her. I am 14 and really want some help. I just want my mom to accept that I really like Lady Gaga.

Lol your mom sounds old and stodgy, there's not really anything you can do about it. Rock Lady Gaga in secret.

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i'm a christian... can anyone tell me if masturbation is wrong, or considered a sin? thanks

Jesus loves masturbation.

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Hello, I'm an eighteen-year-old female that just recently graduated from high school. I'm not employed or going to any other schools, but this annoys my family, so my mother signed me up for a therapist because she thinks it's making me depressed.

I don't feel depressed. I very content with what I spend most of my days doing, but I'm going to give it a try. However, I've never had a therapist before. What exactly am I supposed to talk to this person about if I'm not depressed or miserable or anything?

Whaaattteeevvveeeeerrrrr youuuu wwaaannnttttt. It's awesome. You don't need to be depressed to reep benefits from therapy. I rep that shit ten thousand percent.

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What is a position that wikl have a man dick hurting

If you're on top and he slips out and you slam down. Like jamming a finger, only your life flashes before your eyes.

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Do you know there's such a thing as a Gothic Metalhead? I myself am a GOTHMETAL HEADBANGER. That's another subculture in the Goth lifestyle. What do you think of Gothmetal heads and y?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqOHNS2cZCQ


Follow their lead.

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sex makes your boobs grow bigger

No stop lying to me ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME PREGGERS????

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How do you make a fake penis

Toothbrush.

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Hello. I am 18 years old and have 2 month old twins, the father of my twins left while i was pregnant with them. recently he told me he wants to get back into me and his babies life and wants us to be a family. we are not together but working on it. but on top of this i have recently slept with another boy and could possibly be pregnant by him. i really want to be with my twins father and we have even talked about our wedding but i know if he finds out about this other bot he is going to leave me. i honestly do not know what to do, HELP PLEASE!

Abort, then stop dating for ten years.

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Hello,

I just had the biggest job interview of my life. I would just like some of your feedback on some things I remember:

1. I made some jokes. Like, when they asked my biggest weakness, I said "The temptation is to say that I work just too hard!" and they both laughed and said "We hate them answers!". I also replied "getting the coffee" when asked what task I would least enjoy. I wasn't trying to be funny, I was just nervous!

2. I kept noticing that they kept smiling at each other. I don't know if it was because they thought I was impressive, or because I was rambling on. When I'm nervous, I ramble!

3. My interview was supposed to start at 12, but didn't start until 12.40ish. So I assume the persons before me (or someones along the line) over ran. I can't quite remember how long mine lasted, but it felt much shorter. Was this because they realised I wasn't right for it straight away, or because they got everything they needed to know?

Saying all that, I do feel I impressed them (at some points), whilst whipping out my knowledge of monetary policy ideas, and international relations.

So what do you all thing? Did it go well? Badly? I know there's nothing I can do about it now, but I can't get it out of my head.

There's really no right answer I suppose, but what do you think?

Thanks! :)

Haha, your biggest weakness answer was a good one and I think it went over pretty well. Sounds like a good interview to me.

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Hey I'm 17 and I was wondering if I could get a hookers number or something I'm not a virgin but need sex please help

Let your hand be your hooker. God wanted it that way.

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I'm Gay., is this a gay website?

Only if you want it to be. ;)

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shaggy, medium-length brown hair, too. I rarely like guys with short hair. what's up with me? it just makes me instantly swoon

You were a brown hair green eyed boy in a past life.

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I have been with my wife for 4 years. coming into this relationship I knew her bestfriend was her ex. That should of been a red flag for me, but as the years gone by I got to know her bestfriend and the more I got to know her the more I hated her. she seems to always have to top everything I do, from cooking, to baking, to decorating to the way we dress(just so you understand I'm a girl shes a girl we are all girls)the way we raise the kids everything is a compotition. Plus she always talks about herself and what shes doing and how she gets to go out and do this and that know we have young children and we can't do those thing almost like she rubbing it in our faces. The hard part is shes a huge part of my wife's family the sisters look at like a sister and the in-laws love her as a daughter and call her daughter their gran. see i'm the actual wife and I gave 2 grandchildren but i get treated like the outsider. she comes over almost everyday and doesn't know when to leave, she sleeps in my bed uses my shower. but when i try to say anything to my wife she lets me know how wrong i am and that she doesnt understand why i have such a problem with her and that i'm trying to put her in the middle and she won't choose. like today i packed a picnic to take to my wifes work so the kids and i can eat lunch with her but guess whose been there since early in the morning her bestie so now i have to make extra to feed her to. I just feel liek everywhere i go or anything i do her bestie has to be apart of it. they go and have lunch they talk on the phone for hours they tell each other eveything. my wife and i never go out and have lunch just the 2 of us, and she never opens up to me like that. not only that but she would never let me hang out with her at work like that. I don't know what to do. I don't think they are messing around but I want to be the one to be close to my wife not her. any advise?

Tell your wife you would like to go to marriage counseling. If she refuses to go, go on your own.

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