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How can I win my wife back?
Posted Tuesday September 24 2013, 7:50 pm
How can I win my wife back? I am a 34 year old female. I have been married for a year, but we have been together for 5yrs.
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I'm so lost with myself.
Posted Tuesday September 24 2013, 6:37 pm
Okay, well, I'm a 14 year old girl. Typical teen but everyday is like a constant reminder of how much I have failed. The weird thing is no one says anything to me. I wake up every day wondering what the fuck my life is about. I wake up every day feeling like a failure to everything. I talk to myself. I think myself as fat and I weigh 155. I feel so horrible about myself that it is effecting my personality. I used to be happy and hyper but lately at lunch at school everyone seems to be annoying to me. Everyone talks about the same damn things. I really feel like I can't get out of this so called slump. Trust me, I have no friends at all that I would consider good friends cause they all hate me and talk behind my back. I get fucking sick and ...
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I cant die but i want to. somebody please, have mercy on me.
Posted Tuesday September 24 2013, 5:42 pm
( Im 16 year old female. I feel like i hurt my mother. If shes disappointed in me and you want to say she'll always love me but i dont care. I dont want love. I feel selfish wanting love from someone who i hurt. I didnt even hurt her, she saw something that wasnt related to her at all and she went through it. Why did she stop is a question i cant bring myself to think about. I get sick to my stomach. I could pass out from the pain ) I want to die. Im sad. Im scared. Im worthless. I have nothing to do. Nothing to give. I cause other people pain just by existing an i dont want to do that. I dont want to hurt people. I stopped doing everythig. Its hard to just get myself to sower. Whats the point. Some of the reason why i honestly didnt cause....
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I Can't Take it Anymore. I was tricked into cheating now I want to die
Posted Tuesday September 24 2013, 4:58 pm
Hi,
I'm a thirteen-year-old girl, and I hate my life for several reasons. I'm going to focus on just one reason right now so you don't have to read a super long question. This question is already long enough as it is with only one reason why I want to die.
One thing I should say is that I like girls. I just don't see guys in that way. I have a girlfriend too. She is my only reason to keep living right now.
Then another girl tricked me into cheating on my girlfriend. She lied to me to get me to do it. The fact is, I didn't even know what cheating was until this happened. After educating myself a little bit on what is and isn't acceptable, I realized what she had gotten me to do. Now I hate myself ...
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my mom saw things never ment to be seen.My biggest fear has become reality
Posted Tuesday September 24 2013, 4:49 pm
i am a 16 year old female. Im going to be honest and just sate that im a teenager, im bored, im really shy and spend alot of time alone. Im not the best at socializing so being alone just seems more comfortable for my personal persona. Now that i have that out of the way heres what happened. I have an ipad, and i downloaded an app. The app is a video chat room, the kind where you meet random strangers. Yes it sounds bad, but its just seeing your face. Id never even give out my full name let alone personal info. There was no reason for me to just not go on this because ive heard its bad even though i was seeing first hand its fine and its honestly really fun, plus i wasnt participating in dangerous activities.. Im sorry, but its true. well i...
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Promise Ring
Posted Tuesday September 24 2013, 4:08 pm
I bought a promise ring for my boyfriend of two years. He works at a hotel, and I want to give it to him in a very spontaneous way. I was thinking of post-it noting his car while he's working, getting someone to call his work phone and telling them his car was getting towed, and when he comes running out, I was going to jump out from behind the car and telling him I love him and even though I made some mistakes, I want to give him a promise that I want a forever with him when we're older/can afford it.
Does this sound like a good idea? Do you think he'd get in trouble? I was going to do it towards the time he gets off.
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First Anniversary
Posted Tuesday September 24 2013, 6:22 am
Hey guys.. I'm super excited because my one year anniversary with my boyfriend is coming up this Saturday. Problem is I don't know what to give him because he is doing well financially and he can basically afford anything he wants.
I only came up with this- puting my favorite picture of us(from a studio photo shoot)into a nice frame.
Or..buying lingerie,candles and wine and having mind blowing sex :-)
HELP.
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group hang out crushing coming
Posted Monday September 23 2013, 8:11 pm
Okay, so I finally asked the cute guy from work I'm crushing on to hang out with me and some of my co-workers to go bowling and he said yes (yay!) Okay, how am I suppose to flirt with him during bowling? I mean I don't even have his number yet. Were going this saturday, and I'm freaking out because I really don't know how to flirt in a group setting. And I extended the invitation for him to bring his friends or co-workers so you know he wouldn't feel awkward. So that's more pressure. I just want this night to go well in the romantic department, and any help on how to make him notice me during the bowling would be great!
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thanks for putting up with how creepy i used to be.
Posted Monday September 23 2013, 7:02 pm
so ive had an advicenators account for about 5 years now and have gone through on and off phases of using it. i used it a lot when i was in freshmen year of high school and again a few times end of junior year. basiclly in looking through my 9th grade questions im literally humiliated at how pathetic i sounded and in shock/denial that i was ever that big of a loser. to sum up, i was really normal in middle school then aparently 9th grade and a bit of 10th was not my prime. i sounded friendless and pathetic in all my eager advice seeking and typed things i would never even let myself think now. then i got to 11th and 12th grade and had the time of my life, i got everything i was so desperate to have in my earlier high school years and more,...
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Friendship gone sour
Posted Monday September 23 2013, 6:50 pm
22/f
Okay so I've been best friends with my friend for about 15 years. almost 2 years ago we had an argument (I went away for college and she stayed home for hair school). I was upset whenever I came home she would never see me or didn't have time to see me on my breaks from school. So we stopped talking. I've tried reaching out to her before through a text maybe 3 times last year to hang out or to talk about what happened but I got no response back, yet she still managed to say happy birthday to me last year. Well today I decided to try one last time to reach out to her I said I wouldn't be back from school till thanksgiving but I asked if we could get lunch and catch up and she never responded back. I honestly don't know wh...
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Visitors after cesarean section
Posted Monday September 23 2013, 8:52 am
I'm having my second child in less than a month. My last birth ended in an emergency c-section, so this time around things will be completely different. Is it selfish of me to ask that no one besides my husband and 2 year old daughter be in recovery? My Mom and sisters are acting like it's the end of the world. With my first, I was the last one to hold my daughter and my mom was asking for her own copies of hand/foot prints, asking the nurses to hold the baby up to take a picture, etc. I'm not saying no one gets to see this child when it's born but I want my older child to have that special time first. Thoughts?
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I'm 17 and my Gf is 17 she loves alot but i'm afraid to tell her sex with me
Posted Monday September 23 2013, 4:06 am
We have been in a relationship for eight mounth now and i'm a virgin but my girl friend she's not and we are both 18, i want sex with her but i'm scared to tell b'coz i felt shy,i think she can reject so what should i do!
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Do I sleep with more than one man (besides my husband) to fill my craving?
Posted Monday September 23 2013, 2:14 am
Okay let's just say I'm 32 years old, I've been married to only 1 man the whole time. But since we'd been married 6 years. I've had numerous partners. See when we first got together it was just us 2, until I couldn't deal with being with a virgin. So we started having an open marriage., except my side was open as his was more less closed.
Everytime he wanted to see another woman I got in the way of it all. Then we started being seperated again just recently because of my appetite I can't go very long without it and if I do, I just go crazy. Wanting, needing and longing for it all the time. My question is what do I do? Stay married or keep sleeping around and having an open marriage?
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why guys ask if you are on birth control
Posted Monday September 23 2013, 1:40 am
This questions for the girls and guys, mainly guys though.
Well, i was having sex with this guy he asked if I was on birth control and I said no but he still wanted to cum in me. why do guys asked this but still want to do it with no birth control
What does this mean exactly? Is there something he is trying to tell me? Were any of you in this situation before? Or guys, did you do something like this? Why did you?
does that mean he wants me to get on it are wants to have a kid with me is he trying to give me a hint to get on birth control?
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How to manage the situation
Posted Monday September 23 2013, 12:17 am
Mine is a love marriage having grown up girl(23yrs) and a boy(21yrs. My husband loved a girl opposite to his house. But somehow both could not express each other though they know they love each.After 28 years he met her. She is also married having two grown up boys. He is completely swept by her charm and confessed me that he married me out of conceit. But till he met her he was sincere and honest and very loving and caring. Now he talks to her from his office. She is going to visit us with family in a couple of weeks. Though I found her friendly, unable to digest that my husband talking to her. She also expressed "she shares him with me" which annoyed me very much. Few months back we went to meet her (on my husbands interes...
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ligal or illigal
Posted Sunday September 22 2013, 9:56 pm
i am 39 and my gf is 28 are we can date in a hotel?? is police can punish
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He couldn't stay hard during intetcourse.
Posted Sunday September 22 2013, 9:53 pm
Hi, I'm 20/f && my boyfriend is 22. This weekend we had sex for the first time. The first time we had intercourse, he lasted a few minutes. He exclaimed that I had the best he has ever had or tasted, blah blah blah. Well the next day, we were fooling around and I went down on him, and then we proceeded with intercourse. Like, this was a lot more rough than the first (he called it love making; second time was fucking..whatever) everything was great, then he pulled out, and I could hear it in his voice how upset he was, but he said that he didn't know what the problem was but he couldn't keep it hard and I'm the only girl he's ever done with that. I was crushed, automatically assumed the worst. Neither one of us knows why it happened...
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My boyfriend is moving and I don't want to lose him!
Posted Sunday September 22 2013, 9:17 pm
So my boyfriend told me hes moving like in a couple months to a other town ... i really like him !! i dont want to lose him .... i really dont ... i would want some ideas that can help me so he can stay ... i think he can am not sure.. but any ideas ..?
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I like a boy.. I'm afraid he doesn't like me back!
Posted Sunday September 22 2013, 7:14 pm
I'm a Female. 13 years old . and it was back to school. so on the second week of school i met this boy.! and it was love at first sight!! well, for me it was. we don't talk that much. and sometimes he does mess with me. (in a friendly way) and I have kinda, sorta fallen in love! <3 how can I get him to ask me out?
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Welding student in need of tips and tricks for measuring/cutting metal for
Posted Sunday September 22 2013, 5:16 pm
Okay so I'm a welding student and I recently had to read a blueprint for a box and measure then cut the pieces and weld it together for it to get pressure tested.
Here's what happened:
I measured all my pieces like 8 times each to make sure I measured correctly, as soon as it was perfect, I used a track torch to cut my pieces, they looked good except the pairs of metal (pices opposite of each other need to be the same size) were a bit off of each other. I thought it wasn't a big deal (bad idea, i know) and when I grinded them down and tried to fit them together, there were huge gaps everywhere! It was a nightmare!
I fit it together the best I could but the edges didn't match up the way they needed to but I was dumb eno...
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