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I am a 20 year urban planning student from New York. I go to school, and work, way too much.

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Can you be a Christian and be bisexual?? Because I know a lot of people that go to church but they are bisexual. Personally it doesn't bother me but it bothers other people, so is it ok??

No one can truly answer this question. A lot of people probably will, either nicely or quite angrily.

It's just this: it is entirely up to YOU. If you personally believe that you can be Christian and not be straight, then you can be.

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I'm thinking of getting the Verizon LG Chocolate Phone. If anyone has it or knows someone who does...How well does it work? Is it worth it? Can I put my songs from Itunes onto it? Thanks.

I can't personally attest to it, but I've always found mobiledia.com reviews very thorough and helpful for cell phones.

http://www.mobiledia.com/reviews/lg/chocolate/page1.html

To answer your iTunes question -- no. Phone companies generally want you to download music off their network, in Verizon's case, "VCAST." Refer to this part of the mobiledia.com review:

"The Chocolate's Music Player is integrated with Verizon Wireless' VCAST Music Store. Letting customers view, download, and play high-quality digital music directly on the phone, users can purchase music to listen to on the road.

Customers receive two copies the song - one for the phone and one for a Windows XP PC. Tracks cost $1.99 when purchased from the Chocolate, and at $0.99 when bought from a PC. However music bought from a PC will need to be converted to WMA files and transferred via USB cable (sold separately)."

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I had asked a question about having a toothache.
Im going to a dentist next tuesday or wednesday because my dad has to find on since we havent found one since we moved up here not long ago.

But im not sure if i can wait till next week its killing me. Its throbbing and its killing me. Would they do anything if i went to the hospital? My dad said they would pull it but im not sure.

please help im begging you guys.

I really doubt they would pull it at a hospital. If they did, it would probably cost you a LOT.

Have you tried putting Oragel or a similar product on it?

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on a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt to get ur cherry popped with an average sized penis ?

lim x->oo (1+1/x)^x

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is there any way to retrieve an IM that got Xed out by mistake ?

Unless you have IM logging enabled, no.

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2. Please define files having extension “.DAT”(DAT stands for?). And through which player we can play that kind of files? Windows media player-10 and Jet Audio –6 don’t play that kind of files. But if someone thinks that these players can play these files, then which codecs I have to install for that? And from where I can download these codecs free of cost?

When you download a file from some peer-to-peer programs (like Limewire, Kazaa, etc.) it will download it as a *.dat file until it's completed downloading. Your music players can't play it because it never finished.

Sometimes just opening up your downloading program and making sure it's "Completed" in the transfers window is good enough, but if not, try renaming the file to "Songname.mp3" and Windows should recognize that it is an mp3.

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3. If someone forgets the administration password (using windows XP SP-II), how can we recover that password to boot the computer completely? Or how can we bypass that password if we forget it accidentally?

You can't recover it, but you can bypass it.

When your computer starts up, hold F8. When given the option, start the computer with "safe mode". If it gives you more than one type of safe mode, it doesn't really matter which one you choose - just pick one.

Eventually your computer will start up and you'll be logged in under the account "Administrator." Go to Start -> Control Panel -> User Accounts. From there you should be able to find where to remove the password. When you're done, restart your computer normally and you should be able to log onto your user account without needing the password you forgot.

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i just had sex four times b ecause i got raped..they used condoms..

am i prwegnant!?

my stomache has been hurting
and i hacve been peeing alot.
please help me.
14f

There's no way you can know you're pregnant this soon.

And if you're not making this shit up, then PLEASE tell the fucking police.

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When they do an IV... does it hurt?

And how long does it take for you to be "put out"

-Wisdom teeth getting pulled out-


I really dont like needles..

The IV feels like a regular blood test. You can ask the anesthesiologist beforehand to give you a numbing cream on your hand if you want to, though.

From the time they start the anesthesia, probably 10-15 seconds (that feel quite nice) that you can remember. Next thing you know, you're in the recovery room.

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I was in the shower today I noticed a small ball, very tiny, a bit smaller then a pea on the egde of my vagina. Its under the skin, but when I push on it I can feel the tiny ball. Its not on my labia, but its right at the begining where the my crotch splits in half on the part where the skin is. ( I hope that makes sense)

Is this serious? Is it some type of cancer? Please help, I'm really scared!

I'm 13, female, not sexually active.

It's not cancer. You're just a very innocent girl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris

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hi, i weigh 101 and i'm 5'4 and im a 16 yr old girl. im a ice skater and my coaches think im fat. i am very insecure with my weight and afraid to gain. i have decided that i am going to hardxcore diet but not become anorexic, what would be too skinny for someone my height and age.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with your coaches. 5'4" and 101 pounds is already skinny.

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Hi myself and partner are not married and im trying to decide which surname suits him better mine or my partners

Jack Harte

Or

Jack Stapleton

Im Stuck with the name jack as it really suits him.

Id be grateful for your opinions

Thank you

I like Harte.

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Female. I used to have a lot of best guy friends, we had this huge group. One guy got all of them in to drugs, now they spend their days getting stoned. They're so perverted now, they expect since I have big boobs that I`ll do things with them. I've fallen really hard for one guy, he's totally sweet and respects me, but I hear from everybody he does drugs too and he's not a virgin. (Keep in mind, were 13)

What should I do? Is this guy totally unsafe and wrong to be around?

Yes. Please, don't be like every other 13 year old on this site and just be smart and keep a safe distance.

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How do I become a moderator? Level II? etc.

I already looked in the F.A.Q. but I couldnt find it so if its in there could you send me the direct link or just tell me.

Thanks in advance.

Go here: http://www.advicenators.com/mod.php?mode=makeme

If you meet those requirements, you just became a level I moderator.

Not many people are level II moderators. You need to be a hardworking level I moderator who is also trustworthy, and then you might be promoted.

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Alright, I just got a LG cingular phone flip phone, and i also got a Naztech phone case. the thing is, my phone has a screen on the front, and the case is leather, but its closed magnetically. i want to know if thats going to damage the phone, because i know magnate + electronics = BAD

thank you so much!!!

Whatever magnets come on phone or computer accessories are very weak for just that reason. No damage will be done to your phone.

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how many of yall would think its slutty and/or givin out the wrong idea if i bought a playboy bunny necklace? im bout to be 16 & im like a 'good girl' or w/e i mean ive only barely been to 2nd base but i jus think the necklace is pretty cuz its the little bunny head made out of [fake] diamonds. so, slutty or no?

I personally think those things are some of the sluttiest things around; you'll be giving off the wrong impression. I would suggest you get something similar and equally "pretty."

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hey a couple of weeks ago i posted a post called mistake and now i have advanced on it.

right i went to a beach party wednesday night and everyone was either drunk or high including me. my friend jack was looking after me and he is friends with the guy i had sex with. so lets call him jim. jim came up and was like o can we be friends please and i said yer but you were really mean and i cried when you dumped me and all that. he then said i am so sorry. then i was lying down on the grass and him and jack were lying either side of me so i didnt roll down the hill and he then kisses my forehead and tells jack to but jack didnt then he kissed my nose and then just kissed me on the lips and i kissed him back because i was drunk we ended up kissing quite a bit more but aparantly after i left he kissed another girl. i dont really mind about him kissing another girl cos we arnt together anymore but i want to know if we can still be friends. the only thing is he has blocked me and wont text back. please can i have some advice how to get us to be friends again?

thankyou so much xxx

Site Moderation Note: You should provide a link next time if you want to refer back to a question (the one called "mistake"). Users have no way of finding that link, and providing them with it would help them advise you.

This is a site moderation note, not a piece of advice. Please do not rate this response.

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okay well i went on an italy trip and when we were in the vatican we were in some church and i said god dammit...is that like a one way ticket to hell? i usually dont beleive some sins wouldnt get me into heaven or if theres even a heaven at all but cursing in the vatican? im also afraid if i tell a preist theyll like ounch me in the face
please tell me if im deff. going to hell or how bad that really is or anythiung

Is this really what organized religion does to people?

I'm sure that if there is a god, and if that god favors Roman Catholocism, you won't be punished for saying "God damnit" in the Vatican.

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i'm 5'6 and 17 a male.DO you guys have any suggestions on how to grow taller? exercises? food? and what age do guys stop growing?

Most men peak their height around 17-18.

There really isn't anything you can do to grow taller, maybe eat well.

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ok well i just found this site.. gojane.com and i love the clothes but i want an actual store to go to thats just like that i live in hanover ma so anywhere in that area would be good i live abot 2 minutes away from the mall.. you can see it from my house

They don't have stores, they only have an online store.

According to http://www.gojane.com/who.html:

"Go Jane.com is an Internet retailer of fashion forward apparel for progressive young women."

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