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Who's better?
Britney or Christina

Because I'm completely uninterested in whatever music is associated with them, I will instead focus on the aesthetic.


Now, when Britney was in her prime, she was hot as fuck. Ridiculously. When Christina was in her prime, she was a total slut. Which, in my opinion, was also hot as fuck. Which will bring us to today. Britney popped out a few kids and her entire aura of hotness vanished and was replaced with an overweight, slobby, I-don't-need-to-wear-shoes-in-this-public-restroom woman. When Christina popped out a kid, her boobs became moons and she, depending on your point of view, actually became hotter; it depends on whether you prefer slutty Christina or classy Christina, but in reality this is irrelevant because they're both really hot.


In conclusion, while it's a crapshoot as far as who was better in their respective primes, the modern day answer to your question is, by a landslide, Christina Aguilera.

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OK THERES THIS BOY THAT I WENT OUT WITH LIKE A MONTH AGO(HIS NAME IS BEN) AND I MEAN HE WAAS GREAT AND STUFF BUT I LIKED MY NEIGHBOR EVEN THOUGH IM NOT GETTING ANYWHERE WITH HIM I LOVE HIM STILL BUT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR BEN ,BUT KNOW HE HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND BUT IM THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT LOOKS ON THE OUTSIDE OF A BOY FIRST AND BEN JUST WASNT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR BUT ON THE INSIDE HE WAS NOW YOUR PROABABLY GOING OT SAY LOOKS DONT MATTER AND THEY MATTER TO ME BECAUSE I DESERVE A HOT GUY LIKE MY NEIGHBOR BUT HE IS JUST NOT LIKE BEN IN THE INSIDE?

SO I REALIZE YOU'RE PROBABLY AROUND 13 OR SO AND BECAUSE OF THAT I'M GOING TO CUT YOU A RARE BIT OF SLACK BUT I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD REEVALUATE YOUR ENTIRE CONCEPT OF DATING ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING YOU STILL PROBABLY WATCH HANNAH MONTANA AND HAVE A FEW BARBIES YOU WHIP OUT OF YOUR CLOSET WHEN YOU'RE DOWN SO IF YOU'RE THIS SHALLOW AS FAR AS WHAT YOU DESERVE IN A BOY I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T BE DATING BOYS AT ALL AND SHOULD INSTEAD BE FOCUSING ON GRADUATING FROM 7TH GRADE YA?



Ya.

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Compared to getting a tattoo, what is the cost of a cover up tattoo? I have a hatchetman tattoo and i am looking to get it covered with a rose or something... and the lyrics "life is ours, we live it our way...nothing else matters"
the tattoo is about 3 inches long and 1.5 inches wide.
black outline, colored in red.

http://tattoo.about.com/od/tatremoval/a/tatremoval_2.htm


Also, I would advise against the lyric. You've obviously grown out of shit ICP, who's to say you won't grow out of shit era Metallica?


Basically, what I'm trying to say is that your taste in music may very well be temporary, so I'd advise against any music related inkage.

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I know this is weird but when I try to go deep on my boyfriend I gag and it really seems to turn him on! Now, is that because he is a freak lol or is this something guys are into?

Oh, and why do i gag when i deep throat my boyfriend anyway? I try not to but... (embarrassed)

I will rate you I promise!

I don't personally like it, but I know some guys do.

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Hello i have a big issue with my husband watching porn. I feel like im not good enough for him. He promised me up and down that he hasnt watched it since the last time i told him how much i disliked it. I recently just found out that he's been watching it this whole time and now i feel like i cant believe him. He's in the army and he wont be home for 3 months. I know its not a big deal to alot of people but for me it is and promises mean alot to us. I'm just so devastated that he lied to me.. What should i do?

Your husband is in the army and won't be home for three more months, yet you're upset with him because he watches porn? Get over it. He's going to watch porn regardless of whatever promises you guilt him into making. You could be a 10/10 model and he'd still watch porn. It's not a reflection on you in any way, so go enjoy the life you have that apparently allows you to make big deals out of such meaningless things.

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There is this guy I have my eye on. I'm in 7th grade. Some what pretty. We talk and stuff and mess around. But he is going out with my best friend!!! So I know this is going to sound soo stuck up but is there anyway I can get him to like me, because i dont think she is good for him. We were doing a school performance and him and i were backstage hanging out and it was dark and he reached over and held my hand and scooted closer. and asked if i had a bf. I thought he liked me... what should i do???

You should get your priorities straight. Who is more important to you, your best friend or this boy? You can only choose one.

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Can anybody tell me where I can see the iron man 2 trailer? I found a couple sites that don't work or have bad things on them and I don't know where to look and keep my computer safe too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Olpjl_IrE

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That a person can determine that another person isn't a virgin by there hips?

These hips lie.

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To make my love life over the course of high school short, 8th grade I dated a guy (for 6 months) who was an airhead. Freshman to sophomore year I dated a guy (1 year) who was mentally/physically abusive and also raped me. I should also mention he took my virginity. I ended sophomore year on a bad note of one night stands that were alcohol induced out of depression. I started junior year off by dating the same airhead from 8th grade until we ended it about 2 months ago (I'm now a senior).
I feel myself slipping back into what happened to me sophomore year (drunk hookups based off of my need for intimacy). Often guys that I'm friends with will ask why I hate hugs, hand holding, any form of touching. I can't stand to be touched by guys, that is unless I'm drunk. I never used to be this way until I dated the guy who abused me, and it continued into my relationship with the airhead I dated. I don't want to believe that I'll be this way forever...but it's been 2 years and I'm still not okay. I'm going off to college in the fall and it's hard for me to not think of how dating in college is twice as fast as high school. The steps of holding hands or cuddling will be skipped over completely for just sex. I need to fix my issues but I just don't understand how therapy could teach me to like hugs or to be ticklish again. The only person in my life who knows that I have this issue is my best friend and she says I should go to therapy...but I just don't see the use. I just want to set things back.

Seek out counseling and therapy for whatever abuse or abandonment you experienced as a child. That is the root of your problems.

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how do lesbians have sex? I mean.. is it possible without a strap on? lol.

http://ccb.lis.illinois.edu/Projects/Additions%20on%209-20-07/CCB/CCB/nicholof_paper/scissor.jpg

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Yes.

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20/f

I started working at my retail store back in January and I became close friends with one of the assistant managers, who's 19/m. We got very very close and I really fell hard for him. We started dating a few weeks ago (our one month is coming up next week), and our friends and families know about it and support us. But he doesn't want to make it "facebook" official or let anyone at work know because he's scared our manager will fire one of us or both of us. I don't see this as being likely because we're both good employees, and our manager knows that my bf used to date another one of the girls we work with and he never said anything.

How can I convince my bf to at least try to see if we can be fully public about our relationship? I feel like I'm lying to my bosses and our coworkers, because I have to pretend not to be interested in my own boyfriend :(

If a Facebook approval is the validation you need to have confidence in your relationship, maybe you need to reevaluate your priorities.


Your families know, your friends know. As hard as it is to believe, people outside these groups really don't care about your personal life.

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this might be kinda long so bear with me :)

i have just realized that the main reason why i dont get along with girls my age and dont even get any of them, is not because of me, its because of how they are. i realized that american girls are pretty much sluts, stereotypical, materialistic, insincere, self-centered, and only care about a guy with eitehr a full-on sixpack, or a guy with a ton of money. (Sorry, american women, that's just my opinion.)

i know this might not matter to me, or it shouldnt, but im only 16 years old and in high school, but i've dont some traveling to different countries to see what its like, and what people are like. I went to thailand last summer and all i can say about the people, wow. The men are so patient and calm and peaceful, the women are even the same. they are sincere, always smiling, and always helpful instead of just giving you attitude and scoffing in your face and rolling their eyes.
I went to england and the people there are so civilized. its so different that its unbelievable. The brits dont talk out loud and dont have attitude and dont confront random people in the park about whats bothering them. Its really comforting to be around them, same with Canadians.

i KNOW that you guys might think im being superficial, and kinda stupid like (everybodys different, nationality does change anything) but teh truth is, it does. All of the TV shows in america like, the real world, jersey shore, rock of love, and all of those reality shows influence american girls to dress like the people they see on tv, AND, act like them. Where as in England or parts in Canada, the tv doesnt broadcast so many graphic things as they do in America, And its not only TV, its the radio, music, movies, etc.

i'm actually considering moving to england or to ontario after i graduate high school next year for this reason, just to be in a betetr surrounding, instead of being scared to death in my southern california home wondering if some crook is gonna break into my car.

Again, SORRY to you people who think this is directed to you, its just my opinion. i know this was long, but i appreciate some advice, and some comments. And dont try to talk me out of moving out of the country, ive thought long and hard about it and made up my mind. Thank you!

"i KNOW that you guys might think im being superficial, and kinda stupid like"


Yes.

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So my grandparents and my family found a litter of lab puppies. We are both getting two. My aunt picked out all of our dogs we are all getting. My grandma and grandpa are getting 2 Black Lab GIRLS and we are getting 2 Yellow Lab BOYS. i need good names for girls or boys!!! ASAP! Thanks so much!!! (mostly boys would help the most)

Top three male names would have to be Matthew, Grant, and Anson.

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in you're opinion, do you think a person means it when they tell their gf/bf that they love them when they're drunk? Serious, honest answers, please, thank you!

My lady friend says;

No.

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19/M

If my girlfriend and I have both been tested for STDs with negative results, and she is on the pill, how necessary are condoms?

Not very.

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Hi
I have been going out with my girlfriend for about a year. I am very physically active, and I don't expect my girlfriend to do as much as I do but lately I really am having trouble talking to her about weight.

I love my girlfriend's personality, but I have problem with her being overweight. I don't expect her to look like a model, and I don't mind if she's a little chubby, but I really have a problem with her being overweight and it's a huge pet peeve of mine. She has been trying to cut back, but she hasn't really lost weight. Its sad because she used to be really in shape and do gymnastics. I also try to do activities with her but she doesn't like doing them. I feel like it would be dumb to break up with her just because of the weight thing, but she just isn't losing weight and it's been 4 months now since she started trying to.

My question is, how can I help her get in shape without her getting angry at me? I feel like I'm being a jerk when I say she should run and work out, but it is super important to me. Also she doesn't want to use any drugs to lose weight. What ways can I help to convince her to get in shape?
Any suggestions on my situation would be valuable to me.
Thanks a bunch

Tell her you're getting concerned about her health and that you want her to be around for a really long time, so you think you both should start eating healthy and getting more active. Schedule an appointment with her doctor if you need to, for him/her to back you up.

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i really want to have a gspot orgasm. i know where it is and i've tried to induce one on myself, but i get really tired after a while. i don't have any "toys." any recommendations of how to speed up the process so my arm doesn't get so tired?

You'll have difficulty reaching it. Grab a friend.


My lady friend says;

I have nothing to say. You answered it.

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Music is my passion. I love it more than anything. Unfortunately, I'm not the greatest singer. I play gutiar, but I'm not really anything special. I've always had my dream of being a guitarist in a band, but I don't really see that working out.
What are some possible jobs that I could have that would involve my love for music, bands, touring, and such? I love discovering new music. I've thought about being a band manager, but I'm just wondering what other opportunities are out there.

Production.

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What are the advantages of minoring in a subject?
What do you get out of it?
Can you actually land a job with only minoring in a subject?

Minors have always struck me as worthless.

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17-f
haha hey guyss, this might be a stupid question but i cant think of anything. So i have a boyfriend and he nicknamed me ashley boo and he wanted me to nickname him. his name is mike and does anyone of any suggestions or anything? haha nothing corny or anything..i cant come up with anything

Michael.

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