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I woke up with really bad pain in my back. It took me around 2 hours to find a comfortable position to go back to sleep. Its a bit difficult to describe, but basically its a stabbing pain when I breathe in. It could be my lung, because I only get it when I breathe in or out. I tried doing a few things to narrow down the possibilities. If I breathe air in and hold it there, the pain stays. If I breathe air out and leave it, the pain is gone & there also isn't pain when I move around. So, it definately has to do with my breathing. It could be a muscle, but I think it would hurt if I moved around. I tried moving around without breathing & there was no pain, but as soon as I took a deep breath, the pain started again. Any idea what this could be? I've had it for over 12 hours. Should I go to the doctor or leave it alone? It is bearable but can get painful & irritating. Thanks!!

You probably just pulled a muscle without knowing it. Give it about a week, and if it still hurts then you should go to your doctor.

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okay me and my boyfriend have always had unprotected sex. he had cancer when he was younger and the chemotherpy was supposed to mak him infertile. well i am 15 days late for my period. so last night i went to his house to take the test, but before i did, we ended up having sex again. i took the test and it said i was pregnant. is this just because i had sex 10 minutes before... or it that probably accurate?


i'm freaking out so bad.
i'm 16.
he's 20.
he'd go to jail.

Pregnancy tests test for special pregnancy hormones in your body, not for anything you or your boyfriend would secrete while having sex.

The pregnancy test is more than likely returning a positive result because you are actually pregnant.

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i have a dull pain in my whole chest like all the time, usually my inhaler helps it, but it doesnt seem to be an asthma attack? sometimes it does hurt so bad that its hard to breathh.. what could be wrong?

You might need a different inhaler prescription.

You DEFINITELY should go to your doctor to find out what's wrong/what needs to be done, because if not something more severe might suddenly come from this.

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How many Calories are in a pound?

3500. So if you burn 500 calories more than you take in every day, you'll lose a pound a week.

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Is it okay to go out for halloween even though you're christian? I want free candy..I'm Christian and I think it's ok but..

Why the hell not?

The holiday isn't about actual witchcraft anymore anyway, it's just about what you want to do -- get some damn candy for free.

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yes, i have overdrawn on a debit cart, around 300.00 Idid not have any funds to cover these expenses. thought i did.The bank never said no and these were point of purchase. What can i do about this and are there any criminal charges?

You need to pay before the bank contacts collection agencies/follows through with a civil lawsuit. You can't be jailed for private debts, but you can certainly be sued.

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anyone know some good drills to help me jump higher. Any other tips on how to become faster and more accurate would help also.

Drills might not be the best thing to do, because what you really need is strength to jump high, not skill. Do calf raises like there's no tomorrow.

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Host: Welcome back to, "How well do you know your Spouse!". Ok, the question is, what is the last thing you think your husband would give you?

Wife: Ooh... that's tough... Um... I'd have to say... a ring!

Host: Ok, remember, this is worth $1,000. Lets see if you are correct! Husband, flip your card over!

The husband flips the card over.

Host: The... antidote?

Wife: The antidote? Honey, what's that suppose to mea---

The wife suddenly dies.




can someone explain that to me?? i dont get it!

He poisoned her, and the last thing on Earth he'd give her would be the antidote -- and he didn't.

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What are some good songs that you can workout to? Like high beat kind of stuff. I want to find some upbeat songs I can listen to when I workout at the gym.

Nikkfurie - The a La Menthe

Here's a preview: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tyzLHFkdv6E

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For real now, I got banned twice and I think this is totally unfair but anyways can you please just let me know because I really hate it when that happens and it happens a lot.
Thanks yall/

It's in the FAQ: http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=9

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There's this virus that sends to everyone on your buddy list saying:


I was going to put this picture of us on Myspace. Is that ok? http://www.photobucket.com/dord73/user6312785357/mypics/picture-album1-uandme008.jpg

Does anyone know how to get rid of it? thanks.

Download and run Aimfix: http://jayloden.com/aimfix.htm

It has worked for every one of those AIM link viruses I've seen.

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Hello, ai was wondering is you knew how to delete a "favotire collumnist" from a collumn...I would like to ge rid of one that I recently saw a side of that I dont support.
Thanks.

Go to http://www.advicenators.com/favorite.php?mode=list and click delete next to the name.

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I need help on how to delete my account on advicenators.

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=38

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Okay, so I just asked a question and someone gave me an answer...as soon as I read that I read the exact replica of it and it's from two DIFFERENT users. The user on the top (obviously) copy and pasted the answer another person posted before her. Is there anything done about that?

Usually the person who was copied off of would do this, but I don't see why you can't do it.

File an abuse report: http://www.advicenators.com/abuse.php

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after i got my braces off i had little white spots on my teeth, there not too bad, but i wanted to know if there was a way to get rid of them or something?
thanks =]

Over time (enough brushing), they fade into the same color as the rest of your teeth.

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I've been pretty ill for about a week or so and haven't been able to eat, I've lived on tap water for the whole week and havn't eaten anything else. I've drunken about 1 1/2 to 2 litres per day, maybe a bit more. What will happen to me? Anything bad? What can it do? I'm scared but I can't bring myself to eat anything else...

Everything bad will happen. You need nutrients or you will die.

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I just found out that my hubsand is cheating on me and he told me that it is over between him and the other woman I don't know if i should beleive him or just file for a divorce
i've been with my hubsand for 29 years and he just cheated on me with another woman 3 years ago and moved with her and i took him back after 8 months and now all over again

Leave him.

One second chance is more than enough.

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Ok well I am 15 and a freshman. All of my friends r 14. They think I m 14 also. But I dnt want tot ell them I'm 15. I dont know wat to do. I use an I.d to get to skool and I dont want them 2 c my birthdate I always have 2 hide. But I don't want to them anything. What should I do?. Is there a way how I cna change my birthdate. There are ppl who change there name is there such thing as changing ur year of birth what should I do?. I need help please help!

You can't change your birthdate. I don't think your friends would care if they found out you're 15. They might even like you more, because you'll turn 18 before them.

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I had sex one time
and it didnt hurt or bleed.Ive also been fingered.
I exercise alot but i dont play any sports.
I dont use tampons
is my hymen broken or not?

thnks!

No one here has any way of KNOWING unless they can see it, but probably yes.

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Is it true that bird feces will ruin car paint?

I've had birds drop bombs on my car thousands of times, and never has there been any damage to the paint job.

Edit: To Mystic_Sandwich, I'm sorry for assuming that the person wouldn't let the bird shit sit on their car long enough to possibly cause damage. My experience -- as my answered alludes to -- is not that.

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