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check iambic pentameter sonnet


Posted Sunday April 13 2014, 3:46 am

I have written an iambic pentameter sonnet, but actually i am quite confused about iambic pentameter!
Can someone help me check it? Thanks!
A summer night we come across again,

Is In the countryside with easy life.

And time has passed so fast but now is still.

And I remember shining eyes of you.

Sometime you had a dream of literature,

Of love, of traveling all around the world.

But when we drink here talking trivial things,

The glasses click a sound of broken dreams.

Again I wander lonely in the street,

Someone is kicking can ahead of me:

A jingle song from whose tough top,
...

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When I have an orgasim sometimes sperm doesn't come out


Posted Sunday April 13 2014, 2:11 am

Sometimes when I climax I don't cum though the experience feels the same. I'm scarred thatmy testicles have reduced there frequency of manufacturing sperm

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should i allow my bf to touch his penis on my ass


Posted Sunday April 13 2014, 12:24 am

my boyfriend wants to insert his penis in my ass.. but im not allowing as we are only 17! now he just wants to touch his penis on my ass.. im not ready for that also as im scared of precum.. he cannot take a condom.. so he has asked for using plastic instead of condom. is it ok to allow him to cover his penis with plastic bag and let him touch my ass?is it safe?

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My dog snaps her teeth together


Posted Saturday April 12 2014, 9:14 pm

Today I was taking my dog out for a walk and this other dog came out of no where from behind us. My dog turned around and lunged at her and did this teeth snapping thing twice. Eventually the owner came and got their dog while I was pulling to get my dog away from the other dog. I had to pick my dog up and walk away (She's big and heavy.) I just want to know what it means. She snapped twice at the air, and the poor dog that came from behind looked like she was really excited to see my dog.

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why do rich people not help poor people?


Posted Saturday April 12 2014, 7:47 pm

It's stupid how people in normal financial situations like me are walking 10,000 miles in autism awareness walks and my friend's grandma who is old is voulenteering in soup kitchens, and my PUBLIC school that is good but middle classed has an entire service club helping people but rich kids sitting on money bags spat at poor one's and saying how they hate their parents fit not buying them a third private island, and young rich men are too lazy to work long hours in a hot room claiming they are allowed to enjoy the money and nobody else can have it, and big private schools with fancy this, and fancy that can't give back, and my mother says that if we become rich she will give some to poor. I may live in a rich country but that doesn't mean e...

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about my period: Will Triphasil get me pregnant?


Posted Saturday April 12 2014, 4:03 pm

I've been using Triphasil now for month I thought my period is gona come back to normal but not yet what should I try or must I contineu using it? I want to try for a baby wil it help me to fel pregnent

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Does he really mean it?


Posted Saturday April 12 2014, 2:13 pm

Hi, I am fifteen years old, and my boyfriend is seventeen years old. We have been together for five months, and I am madly in love with him, there is just one problem. He tells me he loves me a lot, but I really don't feel as he means it. He'll hug on me, hold me, and kiss on me, all the time, especially in public, but I just still don't feel as he really loves me. I really don't want to lose him, he is the light to my world. I have spent hours crying over this, because I don't want to lose him. What should I do?

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I want my ex back! :(


Posted Saturday April 12 2014, 10:32 am

I'm 14 and in the 9th grade, I'm obsessed with this boy! He started talking to me in December 2013 and we've been talking until today but I don't think we are quite ready for a relationship... It's complicated. We see eachother around school everyday but it's almost impossible to make eye contact either he looks away quickly or I do, we only talk online. I want to talk to him in person but I get so shy because of my social anxiety and I stutter when I talk, it'd be nice if someone could give me advice on how to get over that too! I should say that we went out in February for about a week but never spoke, and then we went out again for 3 days but he ended it because he's aid he wasn't ready? Could anyone help me?
Oh and I don't want p...

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corn snake bump


Posted Saturday April 12 2014, 8:41 am

Hi i have a corn snake which is around 5-6 months old he was bred by my two older corn snakes when he was around 1/2 months old i started to realise a little bump on his head i don't know wether its a tumor or he has to grow into his skull this is my first time raising hatchlings and was wondering if it was anything to worry about? Thanks for advice

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Posted Friday April 11 2014, 7:16 pm

hi i had my period ova 3 days ago when me an my husband wantd to have sex just when he pushed in his penis i started to bleed agian we stop having sex right on the spot i wanted to know are we at risk of geting hiv/aids please i need to know its not the 1st time it happend it happend twice befor but we never continue having sex on wen i saw the blood on my fingerz plz i need to know

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Cheating for less than two months in the first two months with my boyfriend


Posted Friday April 11 2014, 4:20 pm

I have been on/off with my current boyfriend for about a year and i always told him i have feelings for him, even when i had a boyfriend at the time, i just wanted him. By the end of that year we got together and he disappeared for a week or so, no calls no texts and picks up after many calls very coldly.
I started seeing someone else and then he started apologizing to me, I said OK but i was never ok, because I have trust and intimacy issues and then i told him im seeing someone else, but he said i had to choose, n i chose him. I met the other guy and we had a stupid quicky, never happened again, i tried to actually be with the other guy but i loved number one too much and i really fell for him.
all this was at the first mo...

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I feel God Hates me


Posted Thursday April 10 2014, 11:51 pm

*I apologize in advance for the long explanation and thank you for reading it.* Of course I'm a born again Christian, but I feel Like God hates me. Anybody may ask.

I was born into a loving family which only lasted for two years. It quickly turned into a disaster where one parent (a) abused the other (b). B refused to beat a. I always had to take my brother and hide.

At nine my grandparent died and the day before Christmas my uncle died. At ten my parents got a divorce and my sibling (c) went crazy, but I'd learned at this age to keep my feelings bottled in. At twelve, c got taken away and do I got another one (d) at thirteen.

I turned to friends online at fourteen but parent b didn't like it. ...

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I think that I'm about to be hated by everyone…


Posted Thursday April 10 2014, 8:35 pm

So, I'm 10 and in school. So anyway, this might sound crazy but I think people are gonna hate me. I'm not getting invited to much party's lately, and a girl who acts all friendly to me and we are friends but I'm wondering about it not that I don't trust her,I mean, I've been friends with her since I was 2 or 3, but she's been hanging out with this one girl every Saturday, and I don't see why she would like her more than me because she's a cry baby, and she keeps “forgetting" to invite me over when we agree on hanging out. One boy keeps annoying the hell out of me, and one thing I find suspicious, is that a girl asked me to take notes for her when she had to go to orchestra lessons, but then she said before she left,“you don't have ...

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my girlfriend is controlling and jealous


Posted Thursday April 10 2014, 6:57 pm

my girlfriend of 3 years is constantly looking for fights. she says she gets mad when i don't give her attention and that's why she's always wanting to fight about nothing. when we start fighting she gives me the lowest blows though. she's always reminding me that she can get any guy she wants. which i already know but i don't need to be reminded. she calls me selfish and the worst boyfriend she's ever had. she's constantly telling me that if she wanted a crappy relationship she'd have stayed with her ex. not only that but she's very controlling, anytime i go out i have to pretty much ask permission. i don't like her talking to guys but all of her friends are guys and she knows how much i hate it but does it anyway. what do i do? i've tried...

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*I want to be a Youtuber*


Posted Thursday April 10 2014, 4:02 am

I'm of shy nature, but I love making videos. I personally think I've got good ideas to entertain people with bad movie reviews, sketches, top 10, etc. The only thing is... I'm scared that people end up mocking me and/or dislike me.

I know you cannot be loved by everyone, but I'm scared I get more hate than appreciation. I really want to do this though, should I take a risk or being a liked youtuber is excessively hard?

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Side effects after leaving Trigestrel


Posted Thursday April 10 2014, 3:22 am

Hi, Before using Trigestrel I used to have a 31 day cycle I only used it for a month, I stopped using Trigestrel in February. Last month I had a 26 day cycle (got my period the 7th March) and my period lasted 2 days. I had ovulation spotting on the 20th March but up until today the 10th April I still have no period even though I had all the pms signs, I even had the cramps. I did a pregnancy test and it showed negative. Is this a side effect of leaving Trigestrel?

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damage from mastorbate?


Posted Wednesday April 9 2014, 10:09 pm

i want to no wat damage can be cause when u mastorbate


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Does the doctor check for anal?


Posted Wednesday April 9 2014, 9:51 pm

If a doctor checks if a girl is a virgin can he tell if she has had anal sex or will he only see vaginal sex?

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confront or not?


Posted Wednesday April 9 2014, 8:26 pm

so my really close friend was taking to my other friend and my other friend say "oh I have a lot of pimples" and my close friend said "u must have gotten them from rose" should I confront my close friend?

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Next step! What should i do to get him back permanantly?


Posted Wednesday April 9 2014, 10:32 am

So me boyfriend and i of almost 2 years are nottogethher anymore. He broke up with me for the second timebecause he said he felt like we were friends with benefits because when we see each oter once a week we usually do somewhat sexual stuff that isnt sex. And his friends told him they didnt think we would work out cause his reason for getting back with me tthe first time wasnt strong rnough and the reason was that he thought we could work out. I called him right after the break up and he actually sat there listening to me. Then i texted him after the call asking him why he would do this. And then left it at no contact for two weeks then texted him saying i want to see him once more to see if those were his true feelings in person. He said ...

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