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Tool, A Perfect Circle, Primus, Smashing Pumpkins (Not The Smashing Pumpkins, just Smashing Pumpkins. The the was added for the album Adore[terrible] and has stayed on for every terrible album afterwards. Listen to their first 4 album, don't listen to anything after that.)

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K, what would be your perfect blowjob? Doesn't matter, the more graphic the better ;), my bf is coming to visit me and im really nervous, so help!

Uh, no thanks.

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14/f

I just got a new Mac computer, and I was really sad when I found out that I couldn't play my old computer games for PC on it.

does anyone know where I can find:

1. Sims 2 for Macs. (and all the expansion packs that go with Sims 2)

2. Zoo Tycoon for Macs. (the marine life/dinosaur one)

thanks so much!

Instead of buying the games, why don't you just buy the Microsoft OS that you probably had running on your PC? Then you can play your old games and won't have to get used to the MAC OS.

EDIT:

The Microsoft OS (OS means Operating System, basically what allows your games and crap to run) is Windows. The Mac one I can't remember it's name, but that doesn't really matter. Anyway, the new Macs let you install Windows on them, so you can just install Windows (you'd probably have to buy it) if you still have your game CDs and CD keys, etc. Then you don't need to find the Mac version. Just another option.

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14/f

I need money, and as much money as I can get.
what places in southern california (preferably in or around LA) will hire a repsonsible 14 year old, and actually pay me?

preferably, I would like to work with animals.
if there aren't animal jobs open, my second choice would be to work with children, or maybe senior citizens.

any suggestions??

thanks!

You won't get payed for this, but you can go to your YMCA and ask if you can volunteer for them. I volunteered every Saturday for two hours for five weeks in their day care, and it helped me realize that I seriously dislike children.

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Well I'm four months pregnant, and me and my babys daddy arent together, he doesn't believe this baby is his he tells me to screw myself and to find the real baby father. The thing is hes the only one who I've slept with unpertected in the last 6 months. So I know its his. But I got back with my ex boyfriend who I was with before four almost a year before we got into some stuff. We got back together before I found out I was pregnant. I told him I was pregnant he told me he'd step up and help me raise it as his own. Hes in Long Creek (Jail) until January 3rd and I'm due January 27. Well anyways my question is, do you think I should let him step up and raise this baby as his own. Please let me know what you think.

I think you're more screwed up than you think and you should put the kid up for adoption once it's born.

Seriously... how great a life can it have when his mother is seriously considering letting a guy in jail raise a kid that isn't his?

EDIT:

After reading that long, moapy, a space between each apostrophe feedback, I stand by my advice.

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Is it normal to have not have started your period at 15?

Yup. You've got another year or two ago before you need to start freaking out and asking questions here.

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so me & my boyfriend of over 1 year were laying together and being cute and cuddly and talking to each other and we were talking about why we like each other.. and we both started crying. why did we cry? is it because we love each other?

Being the cynic I am; you guys probably had too much to drink.

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okay.
theres a guy.
of course.
and he's scene/skater.
everybody likes/knows him.
on his about me in his myspace.
he has his views that know one gets.
i thought i understood them.
[and i met him in person that night.]
so i thought i would message him to share my views.
and.
to say hey.
well.
i told him and he got really excited about my message.
because he sad i was the only one to actually get him.
so.
i got butterflies in my stomach.
and.
im still talking to him.
and.
hes everything im looking for in a guy except more experience sexually.
or so ive heard from a good source.
im just really at a dead end.
and.
dont know what to do.
help.
thanks in advance.

First off,
please
don't type
like
this.
Thanks.

And second, if it bothers you that much, you should just tell him yourself that you're interested but am a little put off because of his sexual experience.

Then he'll say he won't pressure you and that you're the girl for him and he respects your views blah blah blah.

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Im the girl with the 8 year old cousin that has Cancer. I'm also Hollister_lover09
I was wondering if any of you know some songs that are slow, sad but have a point to them. Like never take your life for granted, songs like that. Thank you so much

H. by Tool

"I have died. I will die. I don't mind."

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OK So, me and my friend were discussing this and i just wanted some other opinions. If your a virgin, and you got raped, would you still be a virgin? Cause it's not really your choice and stuff, it's a forced thing.

Thanks.

Any sex means shalom shalom to virginity.

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My dad is making me go to a New York Yankee game next week when they are playing KC Royals. I HATE the Yankees and I love the Red Sox so I was wondering if I wore all Red Sox clothes to NYC and Yankee Stadium would I get shot? My dad said I probably will haha. Or is he just scaring me?

Boston and New York are relatively close to each other. The Red Sox have bandwagon fans all over the country (no offense). Red Sox fans in New York go to BoSox Yanks games. Don't you think if people were getting shot for wearing Red Sox attire you would know about it? He's just messing with you.

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ok. my boyfriend (of almost 2 yrs) is moving 3 hours away. im only 14 but i am in love with this boy. and he just might be the one. but he is moving this yr. and his parents said that they would drive him down EVERY HOLIDAY and on BIRTHDAYS. what should I do?

Break up and get on with your life.

You're 14. If he's the one, he won't be for another decade.

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ok. i have a problem. i used to be the girl who did whatever was cool. you know? but now i've had a boyfriend for like a yr and a half now and i've changed how i look at things. i used to be into rap and pop (what is cool wehre i live) and now im changeing into a hard rock & emo music. and now everyone at my school thinks im weird or something. is there like anything i can do about that?

Nothing but ignore them.

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ok i just found out that my 17 year old friend is in love with me and im 13...i asked him if he knew about the age difference and he said that he didnt care....any advice?

Tell him to get his act together and get his head out of his ass.

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is it true that energy drinks have bull sperm in them? A few of my guy friends were tlaking to me and they told me that taurine which is an ingredent in all energy drinks is really bull sperm. I think they are just messing with me cause im gullable.

Not true. How could the FDA approve an energy drink with bull sperm?

Please delete the question before every other girl on advicenators starts asking if they can get pregnant from drinking Red Bull because of the bull sperm. Thanks.

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well im thinking about going tubing with my best friend and her boyfriend(who is also my best friend) and my boyfriend.we are all like really close best friends and i think my friend looks better in a bathing suit than me. i have talked to my boyfriend about it and he says you know idc what she looks like its no big deal.but what if hes just saying that.help ):

If your boyfriend cared, he wouldn't be with you. Hence, he doesn't care.

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I've been dating this guy for 10 months, about 3 months ago I made a fake myspace & AIM sn and pretended to be this hot girl that just moved into the town. I started talkin all sexy to him expectin him to refuse and say he has a girlfriend. To my surprise he gave "her" his phone number, and tried to get "her" to come over to his house, and send him naked pictures etc. It pissed me off so much and I confronted him about it. I told him it was over. Well to say the least that didn't happen. We got back together that same day. He was all cryin and beggin me to stay with him he told me that he wouldn't do anything with her and that he loves me and blah blah blah my stupid ass just forgave him. I regret getting back together with him i mean our relationship looks fine and he thinks it all fine now but it still bothers me to this day. I think that if some hotter girl than me tried to do something with him he'd do it. He tells me how he would never cheat on me and how he'd break up with me first. I know he hasn't cheated on me but its the thought that crosses my mind. If i bring it up he's like you need to let that go i'd never cheat on you. But its like how am i supposed to believe that when ya did what ya did. Idk what should I do? I mean its been at least 3 months since it happened but it still bothers the hell outta me. Would you consider that cheating?

Well, at least you regret getting back together with him.

You're pretty much right on target with your feelings. A break up is in order before he finds someone that actually is willing to get together with him while you two are still together.

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Ok, according to my midwife, I am in labor. But my cervix wont open, and my water wont break. I am in so much pain that I have been in tears for 4 days. I want to find a way to self induce. Some people have said have sex, but since she has dropped I am scared that will hurt her. Someone else said castor oil but I dont know where to get that....has anyone got any ideas on how to make her break my water? And please dont say "She will come when she is ready"

The average age on this site is probably 13 or 14, and despite the fact that the world is turning to shit, they're not going to have anything useful to tell you.

Talk to your midwife or doctor; don't ask for advice from the little kids on this site. Any advice they have is likely untrue and could potentially hurt your and/or your baby.

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in california
if you have your permit can you drive alone to school ?
like would you need a note or do you HAVE to have a parent?
thanks

You need to have a permit. That's why it's a permit and not a license. Wait 6 months and get your license before driving to school.

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