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For my english class, we have to do poem recitations. I really want to read song lyrics.

Do any of you know a song preferably alternative that would be good to recite?

just give the song name and artist

Thanks a million

Ground Hog's Day by Primus



Super strange, but it has a very good meaning/message/whatever if you want to get into it like that. Oh yea, the bass and guitar is insane too.

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when you crack your nuckles, what exactly are you cracking?

is it bad for you?

http://www.webmd.com/osteoarthritis/guide/joint-cracking-osteoarthritis



It's fine, and I'm getting really effing tired of people saying otherwise.

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So I'm supposed to be making a warm up cd for my soccer team. Well does anyone know any good songs to put on it? I have a few in mind such as Becoming the Bull by Atreyu, but it really doesn't matter what type it is..rap, rock, anything(obviously not country, but..). Thanks :]

The people below must get hyped up when eating bananas.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z1rFzxPIz8

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My bf never shuts up about his penis. His jokes center around that. He constantly tells everyone it's big. I'm sick of hearing it. I don't know why he does that so much. Is he insecure or just dirty minded 24/7? Are most guys this way?

This guy's being an idiot. I've never known anyone that bragged about schlong size, and I've know some pretty effed up people.

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heyy there advicenators!

so i know you guys must be SICK of friendship questions about a troubled young woman who has a supposed 'best friend' who obviously treats her like diarrhea in a toilet, but this may be a little bit different... i need a new perspective on this situation. i don't necessarily need a solution that will save my life, i just want your opinion.

i have this amazingg friend, and we met at a social gathering almost 4 years ago. in any case, we met, and it turned out we were both the same age but attended different schools. so we became really good friends and after like a year or two BEST friends. we'd talk like everyday and there were SOO many advantages because she didn't go to my school so i could talk about anyone and say anything, knowing that even if she hated me to death, she could never tell anyone.

so like my birthday was a few months ago, and i told her like two or three months before my birthday that i want to get together with her on / around my birthday, and she was like, "yeah sure!" so we planned it all out, and it turned out i had to cancel for some reason and she was like aww ok we can just reschedule

well like after that .. four months later.. hahaha like we haven't really talked. like i KNOW she's not like suddenly extremely angry with me or anythingg cause nothing has happened ... and like she's a very busy person so you'd assume she's just busy and can't get back to me but i've tried sending her wall posts and emails and IMs and she just like doesn't respond.. like wall post wise, the last time i sent her one was likeeee ten days ago, and i said something simple like, "heyy how've you been?" and i shot her several emails being like, "heyy we haven't talked in a while what's been new with you?" -- i feel like the only way i can find out what's going on with her life is through her facebook statuses!

well i'm really really sad cause like.. idk what to do. like if she's really busy then i don't wanna keep bothering her but she's wall posting other people back. she tends to just overlook certain notifications and apologize profusely several days later... but like what should i do? should i try calling her home phone asking if she's free?

i feel so badlyyy. like we've had issues in the past where we've gone weeks without not talking and then we sent like a verbal diarrhea email except those don't really work with her because she doesn't have enough time to write a really long email.. short messages work better, but she forgets to respond :( hahaha so i don't know

i doubt she's mad at me and is ignoring me voluntarily because i'm still on her facebook top friends (which she does update) and this has happened before but not for THIS long. should i just wait for herr? hahah.. i don't know.

First off, well done on the diarrhea in a toilet analogy.


These things happen to friendships, and sometimes what is needed to add some life to your relationship are some words. Saying something on AIM or Facebook doesn't have nearly the same affect as saying it over the phone. Chatting on the computer is like talking to a shell of the person, while talking on the phone is real.


So, I suggest calling her and setting up a time to hang out or whatever. Hearing your voice will probably be a breath of fresh air to her.

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15/F/PA and he is 18/M/PA

My boyfriend of 5 months dumped me and he said he didnt know why and that he still loved me but he dosnt want to be with me. now he wont talk to me and I dont know what to do. He let me keep my stuffie he gave me but i dont under stand why he would dump me but want me to keep the stuff and why he still loved me

He doesn't really love you, he's just saying that for you to feel better.



Don't put any effort into talking to him, let him come to you. If he never does, that's his decision and you're better off without him. Christ, he's 18.

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im 15,16 in like two months

im 5'6 almost 5'7

i weight 110

i also have 34dd boobs

if that makes any differance

im contantly thinking im overweight

sometimes my friends will make stupid jokes kinda hinting at it

but i dont know whats normal for a girl my age and height and everything

soo yeahh what is?

am i normal/overweight?

You're not overweight, your friends are just jealous of your rack.

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Okay so I have a boyfriend who recently hit his mom..Okay more like bruised it up.. and he might be heading for boot camp this summer. and he threw a plazma Big screen tv at his 12 yr, brother.
he says his brother was throwing a chair at him though. few months ago he got sent to his dads cause he did somehting wrong then him and his dad got in a fist fight.. he says he "Beat the s*** out of him" which isnt all that good sense he got searched, hand cuffed and taken down to the police station.. should i be worried? hes not abbusive right? just a temper?

He is abusive, and he has a temper. You'd be a fool not to break up with him, and he'll probably threaten you once you do it, and then you call the police.



Evidence that he is abusive;


1) He hit his mother. You're not supposed to hit females, let alone your own mother. So he's obviously a psychopath.

2) He threw a plasma TV at his brother. If his brother was coming at him with a chair, then I'm fine with him throwing something at him. Just not a plasma TV. Normal people do not throw plasma TVs. Normal people watch their TVs; they don't use them as weapons.

3) Do you honestly think that with his history of violence he didn't start the fight with his dad? Bragging about beating the shit out of your dad is not a normal thing to do, because normal people don't beat the shit out of their fathers.

4) Cops don't randomly take people to the station in cuffs. They take people that deserve and are dangers to the people around them; you.



In conclusion, break up with him, and do it in a large crowd where you can be safe when he explodes.

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ok im 13/ f and i have to write an essay about if i think bigfoot is real or not. this is what my essay says:

Many people say that bigfoot is just a myth; that people just dress up in gorilla suits and walk around in the woods. i personally think that bigfoot is real

for over 100 years, people have reported sightings of bigfoot some people have even found hair and footprints of the creature. people have taken many pictures and filmed videos of bigfoot. one of the most famous videos of bigfoot is called " The Patterson Footage".

The patterson footage is a very clear image of a female bigfoot walking in the woods. the footage was taken by roger patterson and bob gimlin in 1967.

The patterson footge has never been debunked as a hoax. no one has ever demonstrated how it was done. neither the original " costume" nor a matching costume has ever been presented by honest skeptics nor by various impostures who have claimed to have worn the costume.

Large amounts of money have been spent trying to make a matching costume. the best hollywood costume design talents have been brought to the task but none have ever succeesed. the british broadcasting corporation has spent the most money so far and they have failed miserabily.

Every attempt and failire to make a similar costume strenghthens the case for the authenticity of the patterson footage. comparing a man in a costume side-by-side with the patterson creature in motion help highlight the anatomical differences.

Many scientist have looked at the patterson footage over and over again. they have finally discovered that if you look closely at the footage,you can see breast on the bigfoot. many of the sigting that you hear of say that the bigfoot is male, so who would make this one female?

Even tough you may or may not think bigfoot is a real creature, i think that bigfoot is real.

so can you please tell me what you personally think of my essay cause i really need to make a good grade on this. sorry its long. Thanks!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YktEWmLVTvM&feature=related



I'm not sure what dimension you're in, but plagiarism isn't cool.

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Jumping in general increases your chance of getting taller.

Whatever you got out of the jump, which was nothing, would be squashed down by gravity as you hit the ground anyway.



So Newton was good for something, I guess.

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billy has a girlfriend of two years, but he hasn't always been the best with not cheating.
and this past weekend we hung out alone and he made a move, so i kinda responded.
we didnt get in each others pants..well..
but we did make out and ever since then it hasnt been the same so im not sure how to act.
he said nothing was going to change and he doesnt "like" me but wants me..and im not sure how to take it.
i mean i havent told him how i feel about him( i like the boy, pretty stupid yeah..i know) b/c im afraid to lose his friendship.
but i cant seem to forget about that night.
and i wish we had done more and he knows that..
so im aware he's completely playing me and stuff, but i just cant force myself to stop talking b/c we're soo close.
any ideas or just anything negative or not would help.

Stop being a selfish whore and think about his girlfriend. The guy hasn't always been the best about not cheating? That's a nice way of saying he's a cheating asshole that has preyed upon the idiotic feelings of many, not only you.


Obviously, he has chosen an excellent target to use because you feel NO remorse for being the "other girl," and you don't have any desire to terminate the "relationship."


Deep down, I know that you know what you're doing is stupid and wrong. Use your brain.

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i have a wart on the bottom of my foot. it's been there for like 7 months and i've heard sometimes they just go away on their own. is that true? and is there anything i can do to help it go away? like any medications or whatever. thanks!

Oh shit, you might have a Plantar wart. Plantar warts grow up into you instead of out, which makes them impossible to remove with at home remedies.

I had a few when I was a freshman, and the first doctor I went to had this thing of surgery, which they stopped doing 15 years ago. So my second doctor had acid wraps, which are basically painless wraps on your feet with acid that will painlessly burn the warts away until they're gone, which is surprisingly painless.

Yea, see a doctor before it gets bad.

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my friend told me she saw some video about the 9/11 attacks and she said they were planned by the U.S. government so they could take over some other country..
then she said theres some video of george bush saying "the planes hit" before they hit?
and then she said some plane left a baseball sized hole in the pentagon then they paid all the people on the plane to live in a different country so no one would find out.?

ok so isn't that the craziest thing you've ever heard? what do you think of all this?

I think that moronic people that create movies founded on shit need a hobby.


And I believe your friend is dumb. Stop talking to her about foreign policy, the government, law, the world, anything that matters, etc. And when she tells you the pull out method is effective, don't believe her.

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I like this guy who is shy when it comes to girls and weve been friends forever but hes like this all of a sudden. he thinks im scary but im just not your average girli like to stand out. He crushed me made me fall to a million pieces and didn’t realize a thing. He comes back from vacation the last week end of spring break what can I do. I need to do something we went so long with nothing. he hates the mall and thinks our houses are to akward. What can I do or say were can we go? ANYTHING will help :( im 14

He doesn't sound very interested, so there's not much you can do.


Or maybe I'm feeling especially bitter today.

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boyfriend cheated on my with my best friend. (now ex best friend)
so on her myspace, she mentions in her about me; my NAME && calls me 2 faced.
and shes the one who effin kissed my boy.
s0o my question is, why should she right my name? for some reason she turned everyone against me "making is my fault or something" I MEAN WTF.
ugh

If people are dumb enough to actually believe her, then it's good they've turned against you because it allows you to limit the idiocy you're exposed to.


Oh, and break up with your boyfriend. I shouldn't have to say that.

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any you know of? cause im a 14 yr old black girl who always has been interested in alternaive-ish rock, like my fave bands are the strokes and arctic monkeys. im just wondering.. i mean it would be cool if i ever in a billion years became like a really popular african female rockstar-person lol cause i wanna learn guitar (my dad can play) or i can sing. not rap, btw. i think it would sound cool but idk.. any examples? and please dont say "the go! team" cause im not talking about like hiphop cheerleader music that they make. thanks for the help! =]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1E-H0-QU


Could be black.

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are witches real??
or even magic?

Not in the sense that you mean.

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this is how i've been lately...and im wondering if its depresson:
-im dead tired all the time even if i go to bed early.
-i have no drive to do anything anymore
-i go through periods of stuffing myself sick and then eating nothing for days.
-i cry alot, at least twice everyday.
-i snap at people and get angry really quick
-ive had thoughts of suicide
-just overall sadness and stuff

theres more...i cant remeber it at the moment. but is there any chance this is depresion?

Could be. I'm not dismissing your suicidal thoughts and such, but are you sure you're not just hoping it's depression?

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Well every guy i date wants to have sex with me
but im really scared and want to wait till i find the right guy or im married and they dump me should i just give it up to them?

If you have to ask yourself such a ridiculous question, you shouldn't even be dating. You should be in a convent.

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i had a dream i was walking in the park with my ex-boyfriend

what does that mean?

Probably nothing.

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