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Over the summer I was a counselor at a camp with my friends. This other guy I know also was a counselor. He goes to my school and I started liking him. Turns out he likes me to (he told my friend). He says he doesn't want me to know (too late!) and he doesn't want to ask me out because asking people out is stupid to him. His last two girlfriends were both extremely popular and deemed the 'hotties'. I'm just worried he doesn't want to go out with me because I am not popular. Now I'm not a geek, I'm pretty high up there...but not as high as his ex-girlfriends. Any advice would help. (link)
Who needs popularity? All the so-called "popular" people become nobodies once school finishes. The fact of the matter is, "geeks" rule the world. So what if you get laughed at for a couple of years in school? You can laugh at then when they're serving you your coffee or your McDonald's.


This is more of an opinion question than an advice thing, but I figured I'd ask anyway...never hurts, right?
If a guy asks you to marry him in the future, but doesn't give you a ring, does it count?
Lol I'm just curious to see what you guys think. (link)
Of course it "counts".


When I was about 14 or 15 yrs old.. I dated this kid.... I wont mention a name.. and then we had broken up because he was more expierenced then me and wanted someone who would have sex with him. Well after all this we still stayed friends.. Well then he moved to Florida with his dad for a while.. and then moved back here. and when he got back up here. He told me he had these feelings for me. and that he loved me and wanted to be with me forever. Well. I wasnt ready to be with him. I was unsure of my feelings for him and I told him i didnt know if i wanted to be with him after telling him i wanted to be. and we got in a huge fight and then about a month later I had talked to him and told him i really loved him and I wanted to work things out. but the only bad thing is. my parents really dislike him and they dont really have a reason to dislike him. I mean I'm 17 yrs old I should beable to date who i want. but they say not while i live in their house... What do I do? I really love this guy. :( (link)
Move out. Then you'll appreciate all the things your parents do for you that you take for granted, you ungrateful turd!


how do u get rid of the "pooch or paunch" from under ur bellybutton...are there any specific excersises targeting that area? (link)
Leg raises.


i have a blood blister on my pinky toe, and it looks liek a little brown dot under my skin, how do i get rid of it? (link)
Let it heal.


This is gross. I had a baby in January, and I haven't nursed her since March or April, but I'm still lactating. Is there anything to do to make it stop, or at least slow down? (link)
Drink it. It goes especially well with cereal.











Um... so I hear, anyway.


why do girls wear the most revealing cloths and then think its gross that we are checkin them out .. i mean if ur guna wear the lil cheerleader shorts that show ur whole ass or the lil t-shirt that covers .27 percent of ur chest u got to sport um Proudly! i know that not all girls are like that but for the ones that are WTF go buy a sweater (link)
lol this really isnt a question, but sum girls think "if i got it, i might as well flaunt it."


My friends and i want to start a band like we know how to play everything and we have a name and stuff its just that i dont have enough money to buy a drumset!! (im 14/f by the way) i mean were like rich but then were not its kinda hard to explain i have 2 brothers and 1 sister and im the oldest so they get whatever they want bcuz theyr kids but when i want something i never get it!! its soo annoying. So i was wondering if you had any ideas on how to raise money. It would appreciated a whole lot! thanx a bunch!!

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Bake sales bake sales bake sales! You can also ask people to donate money to your band. See if you can get a used drumset for cheeper than a new one. Maybe some of your friends play drums and have an old one they want to give up. Good luck!


okay im not fator anything..im only 105 BUT like my stomach is so weird looking like its thin and tight then like rigt under my belly button theres this huge buldge..i hate it..how do i get rid of this? cuz like it looks so nasty its like all skinny then BAM this buldge/roll thing under my belly button..HELP! (link)
Sit-ups won't work, you retards, they work the upper abdomen. You need to do leg-raises and similar exercises to work the lower abdomen.


my mom's boyfriend slept over the other night and one morning i woke up early to my mom closing my door and then a few minutes later i heard her moaning continuesly. it was so nasty and i knew i couldnt move or else she would know that i heard everything, so i had to sit there and listen. it's so disgusting but i dont know if i should tell her what i heard or just keep it a secret? i have no idea what would be best and what would make me feel better. what should i do? (link)
Parents have sex. Get over it. It's hardly the biggest revelation in the world.


Ok, Can anyone tell me how to get a link for my advicenators site into my AIM buddyinfo? (link)
you have to open your profile and then click where it says link in blue, (in the section where you can write what you want.) then when it says url address, copy and past the web address from the place where you type in where you want to go at the top of the screen. once you paste it in the place that says hyperlink url. after that you can type in what you want to call it in the one below, i put "click here for advice" and then press ok, when you do you can check it by putting yourself on your buddy list and checking your own profile in the same way that you would do everyone elses. where it says whatever you called it your cursor will turn into a hand and you will be sent to your advice column.


ok my best friends boyfriend was supposed to call her today and they were supposed to hang out nd' he hasnt even call yet nd' shes like all crushed n crying n everything...i cant stand seeing her like this...what can i say to her to help her feel better(theyve been together over a year)help me quik!! plz if ne1 can

ill even rate you 5'z
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Wouldn't it be a novel idea for her to call him? That is possible you know.


hello. i'm going into 7th grade and i weigh 153. i'm 5'3". i want to run cross country, but i don't want to get a physical cause you get weighed. for one reason, my mom is skinny and is always preaching to loose weight and i did, 5lbs. reason two, i don't want the coachs, and definatley other runners to see it. what should i do? I only have till next thursday. please help. i rate HIGH!

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Just do it. Why the hell do you care what some retards think? If you actuall do want to lose weight for the right reasons, then running will only make that easier and keep you in shape.


k well i just got back from a trip from across the country to visit my friend. well when i was over there i could kinda tell he liked me and all that stuff cus he kept giving me hugs etc. i was online yesterday and he just out of the blue said, i hope this doesnt affect our friendship but i need to tell u sumthing and its that i really like u. he is the sweetest boy u could ever meet because he isnt perverted or anything. i like him to but there are two really big problems. 1. he lives across the country so itd b just a summer thing and 2. my mom thinks we did sum "stuff" while i was there so she doesnt trust me at all. the only thing that happened was that we hugged. i might move out there with them too. should we still have a relationship if i move out there and how do i convince my mom nothing happened? (link)
He just wants you for the sex. Don't let him use you, girlfriend!


hey does anyone have a customized column they did on there own with there own HTML? if so can i see it? i have mine customized (my user name is missmanda)

i need some more layout ideas.. etc! so anyone? (link)
Just make sure you use garish colours, copious amounts of animated gifs and scrolling marquees, and try to use a text colour that's completely unreadable on your background.

Hope I helped!!!!one!1


What are your fears? (link)
ShHhHhHh my fear is the Dark. I still sleep with a little night light. I am also Closterphobic.


hey im skinny...but like my thighs and stomach and upper arms are flabby!! i wanna get fit and tonned for skool which starts sept 8th...lately ive been jumping on my trampoline ALOT!! will that help?? where will it make me fit..will it help my stomach and stuff..just a big trampoline.. (link)
it will help your abs and your legs you have to eat to get muscle your body cant make muscle out of nothing


Does it mean im afraid of commitment when i dont want to go out with someone because im afriad some one/something better will come up? also, how can i finally start to like guys again after being hurt so many times, like what can i do to trust guys again..? (link)
to trust guys you should recognize that were not all the same if you dont trust one than consider that the next guy isnt the one before were all different. as for the commitment thing, it has nothing to do with commitment your being an ass no offense but you need to go out with who you like, dont just sit around and wait for some dude better.


Hi well ok see me and my friend were the bestest of friends then all of a sudden I start liking this boy , and he likes me but my friend said that she wouldn't get mad at me, well I called her and told her the news about us going out and she threw the phone across the room......
What do I do?>?? Plz Help me.......And Fast (link)
if shes you "bestest" friend than she should cool off. just try to talk to her or something. have her tell you whats wrong even though you already know. talking should fix you problem, dont be one sided be sure to understand her or act like you do.


wut do you look for in a gurl?
would you rather have a good gurl or bad gurl?
hard to get gurl or easy gurl??? (link)
funny, cool, not in love with herself.
average girls are cooler, not bad or good just not some ghetto bitch but more of a girl that will have fun not tell the teacher if you have a cell phone or if you cheat on a test. hard to get girls are bullshit their not special and usually boring. you should be average again, not hard or slutty just fun. girls like this are rare but awsome.




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