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im 13, 5'2"ish and like 150lbs. is that over weight? cuz i think im really fat and everyone says im not and i know theyre all trying to e nice. i cant stand life anymore. my being so fat makes me wanna die. ive been called fat like 47 times in my life and countless people have told me im not so i dont know who to believe. am i fat or not? i really hate myslef andi cant stand life anymore. its like i just dont care about anything anymore. please help.

I'd say you're fat, but there are other options than suicide. There is this thing called "dieting and exerising" that some people just don't realize. If you eat right and exerise, then you will be able to lose weight.

Excuse me? You gave me a one AND called me a retard because I told you to diet AND told you that suicide is the wrong choice? Grow the fuck up little girl. Don't go to an advice website and not take good advice given to you. If all you wanted was people to tell you you're not fat, then you're just stupid. You are fat, I'm not going to lie to you. You should do something about it though, something that doesn't involve ending your life.

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i have 2 questions, and i would like honest answers!
What do you consider a girl that has had sex since the age of 13. Had 2 other bfs at 14, cheated on the last 1 with a guy she hardly knew the 2nd day they hung out? (the guy was 17) they are still together.

What do you consider a guy that has sex with a girl he barely knows the 2nd night knowing she has a bf??

i rate 5s for intelligent answers!!!

I'd consider the first girl kinda slutty and unaware of her maturity level. Thirteen is a bad age to start having sex, and cheating is wrong whether you're twelve or seventy-nine.

I'd consider that guy a player (and no that isn't always a good thing).

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Well there is this girl who likes me and turns out i like her to. We have only known each other for bout a month or a month and a half. I was actually talking to anther friend of mine and my friend lived with her a for little whil, And this girl wanted to talk to me. So we talked and it was quite intersting. Then here lately we been talking a good bit, we talked from like 10:30pm saturday til bout 4:00am. And I really want to go out with her but i got a few things that i think i ought to deal with as far as people before we do though. We aint actually going out yet but we sit there and say i love you like we do, And mean it in more than just a friendship way. My question is do you think i ought to go ahead and go out with her or get the few things as far as people took care of before i go out with her.

It depends on what those things you need to take care of are. If you need to divorce your wife, that would probably be very important to do before asking out this girl. If you have to mow the lawn, you can probably put that off til after you ask her out. Just figure out on a scale of 1 - 10 the importance, make asking out this girl a 7, and see which ones go above 7 and do them first. It is a fool proof plan.

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Hey you know those little hairs you get on your face, and like when you put powder foundation on, you can tell..well yeah i have them ALL over my face, like when i wash my face you can tell i have hair..even though its blonde..do i shave it off??? Thanks Will rate!!!

Shoot them off with a laser gun.

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what are some symptoms of depression?

Sleeping less, eating less, being less interesting in things you normally love, an affected social/work/school life, stuff like that. Pretty much if you have a combination of all these things, you MIGHT be depressed. These aren't all the factors, but they're enough to get an idea. Just because you might be sleeping less and eating less doesn't mean you are. Talk to a doctor before diagnosing yourself.

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does anyone think that people who are in charge of saying whats good enough to be on the radio and what isnt, don't play certain music because its poetic?

example:
daphne loves derby.


lyrics are really poetic rather than lyrical.

any thoughs? haha

No, they decide it based on how much money its going to make the record label, the radio station, and all the other corporate people out there. If poetic made money then sure it would be on there.

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I think im in love with my ex. everytime i see him i wanna cry. I just remember all tha times we spent together and how special they were to me and i just wonder what i couldve done to keep him in my life. We've even tried to make it work again but some issuses came up. I just wanna know what i can do or say to get him back.

Well, if there are issues, that is probably a sign that you two shouldn't be together. Don't keep trying to get him back, it'll just annoy him and probably cause even more problems. If he wants you back he'll come to you, but other than that I'd say get over him and find someone new.

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ok so liek evry 1 keeps telling me this 1 girl likes me and stuff and im gunna ask her out but i for got how you start out a realashon shop like its like so will u go out with me yes then ok... so i need stuff to get it started please

Please don't write her a note, she will be turned off by your lack of knowing English. You should get to know her, then ask her out. I guess there really isn't much else to it.

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so i really like this guy and he says he likes me to but homecoming is coming up and i wanna ask him but he doesnt wanna really go with anyone what should i do i really wanna go with him??

Ask him.

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i have to get arthoscopy, the doc thinks i tore my miniscus and i was just wondering like...what is it like does it hurt for a long time, what is it liek when you wake up, how do they puit you to sleep? thanks!

You can literally walk away from that surgery from what I've heard. I looked a lot into it because my doctor thought I tore my meniscus and talked about doing that. You'll be in pain, but just a knee brace and limping for a week.

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hi. i`m quite confuse on how to use - in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening and at night. why we use "in" in the morning why not "in" night? please explain. thank you very much.

mika

There's probably some silly rule about it. "In the night," just sounds weird compared to the others.

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is it normal to get really down during the winter time as opposed to summer?

just curious.

Around September and October the last few years I got a little down. If nothing was going on I'd be a little more down than usual, and if something bad happened it just hit me ten times more hard than it should. I don't know why this happens, I can't remember anything major happening in these months. As long as it doesn't affect your life too much I don't think it's anything too bad.

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Well, here's the story. I'm 14 Female. My friend moved to my town a couple years ago. She visits her old town often, so she brought me with her one time in the summer. It was REALLY fun, we hung out at her old friend's house. And this kid was there. All of us hung out all day. I like the kid that was there, and I have liked him since that night. We talk online every once in a while, and I've talked to him on the phone a few times. It seemed like he liked me from the way we talk to eachother, but I don't know. That was in the summer, and it's October! He lives about 45 minutes away, which is not too bad. I REALLY like him, but I don't know what to do. My friend says it totally sounds like he likes me, but nothing's happening. Also, like, if he asked me out or something, do you think it would work? (him living 45 minutes away?) It would be far to drive just to hang out. I don't know exactly what I'm asking, but if you have any advice, it would be great?

If you were older I wouldn't see a problem with it, but since you have to rely on parents for rides and stuff, I'd say find a guy in your own town for now.

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Now I have a comment to make and a question. Everyone will tell you how you shouldn't go for the sex and you shouldn't like the cuter guy. Now I know I live out the parts about the cuter guy being nice and all that. Everyone tells you not to do stuff, but in the end you end up not taking their advice at all. You end up doing the opposite. For instance I asked a question about should I like the boy who I've known since kindergarden or the hott one that goes to a diff school. Everyone says that the guy whos hott is a jerk but hes not. My point is it just cracks me up because you all waste your time writing how you shouldn't do things but in the end everyone always does the opposite. So whats with it? It's point less when people say follow your heart well you wouldn't be asking a question if you could!
So whats with all of this?

(I put it under sex cause people always answer the questions on sex)

You crack me up because you totally just wasted your time posting this. If someone asks for my advice, and then does the opposite, I don't lose sleep at night. It is one of those things, where if I help someone through a problem, then it feels good. If they don't wanna listen, and do the opposite, then thats their own problem. Anyways, a good amount of people don't even really want advice on this site. They want reassurance. They know people will tell them what they want to hear for a five, so they don't really care what people say. If you wanna ask questions and do the opposite of what people say, then go for it. You're just immature and pretty damn stupid for doing so.

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Hey, My name is Andrew the iorny is i always give advice and almost never ask but im stuck here guys. I', friends with this girl and were almost like brother and sister. Now when I meet her she had a bf (but hes in another state!) so we were purley friends. As we talked more and more she started to like me too and eventually months later they broke up. Now that she was single i said to myself "Hey perfect!) but before i knew it she was dating some other dude Mike that her friend introduced her too that she knew for a week! Of course I was pissed and all cause she knes I liked her. But now her and Mike broke up after barley a month but guess what? I ask her out and she's "in love" with corey again and hes got a gf and he's "in love" with her too. And I really like this girl and we talk for almost 3 hours a day and never have aqwered silence...but at times she dose stuff that makes me question how much she likes me. What should I do here guys?

She might like you, but only as a friend. She obviously doesn't want to date you, so just don't force anything on her. If she wants to date you, she knows you like her and she will go for you. Until then, enjoy the friendship you have with this girl.

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My guy friend needs help. He was just on the phone with me ( cause he knows about my site and figured i could help ) and said that theres this girl that he really really likes, but this other girl that he dates ( not a relationship, just dates ) likes him, but he doesn't like her anymore. And he told me she cries to him sometimes on the phone and that she says she doesn't want to lose him and such and he doesn't want to be a jerk, but he doesn't know what to do, and I don't know how to answer. Please help.



Love,
Mel

I answer this question a lot. Just tell him that he shouldn't be with someone he doesn't like. Period. It is unfair to the other person, whether the want to admit it or not. It may be hard, but he should go for the girl he likes.

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my ex and i havent been together now for 1 year. Its a long story, but he was a total jerk, after it ended. (he blames me of course)Hes very bitter! Hes been with his little s**t now for a year. (he screwed her on the 2nd date, and she had a bf at the time) Hes always hated girls like that, but i didnt want him back after he did that, so he asked her out! Ok, we NEVER talk at school, and we dont have any classes together. (we're both seniors) shes 15!!
Anyways, we had a field trip and theyre were 5 buses. My friends and i picked bus #3. We were in our seats when guess who sits right behind me? Well i didnt even acknowledge that he was even on the bus let alone sitting right behind me. I didnt let him bother me, he was just being "himself" as usual. Well after we got into the theatre, the way we all walked into the rows, i was almost sitting next to him. (go figure) he all of a sudden says outloud "kayla followed me on the bus, and sat by me" and his friend, (her and i used to be better friends at 1 time) says, "Why did you do that for?" i was like "wtf, he followed me!" then i said, "God, you have the biggest ego!!" He just laughed. Then about a month ago, he told the same girl that im obsessed with him!! i imd him that night and asked him why he said something like that, and hes like "omg kayla i could give a shit about you"!! This is not a big deal, but i need to know why he just cant ignore me like i do him. Why does he have to make such lame comments? People actually believe him, that makes me even more mad!!

He is just an immature high school boy. Later in life when you're happily married to the love of your life, and he's a manager at McDonalds with his red neck girlfriend and fifteen kids, you'll look back and laugh. Trust me.

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ok heres the situation...i love a girl but she doesnt love me. we are like best friends but she has a boyfriend now and we are getting farther apart. what do i do?

First off, realize that you're not in love. After that, you can go on the road of getting over her and just being her friend.

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Ok soo I dont know where else to really turn now. My boyfriend moved back to his home state, which is 3 1/2 hours from where I live, and we broke up 3 days before he did to "make things easier" or so he says. He didnt want to try a long distance relationship b/c he thought it would be too hard. Well, he is/was the love of my life... I spent the whole summer with him. He was everything to me and he didnt even say good bye when he left which crushed me. Well my life has been going down hill since. I use to be an "a" student, but now my grades are consisting of "c" and "d"... I'm missing school beyond no measure, I've gotten kicked outta my house, I've made my mother cry several times (which is bad b/c my mother is hard to upset that bad), I even had to buy my first pregnancy test (was negative...), I've started to become everything I never wanted to be. I dont know what is up with me, I hate him so much yet my heart is screaming for him... I dont want to give up b/c I love him so much, but its one sided and somethign else kinda love... Any suggestions to how to deal with these feelings would be GREATLY appreicated.. I rate high!

OMG please give up on him. DON'T let your life go to shit because he left you. According to the thing I'm reading, you're sixteen. You have an entire life ahead of you, and you're giving up on it for a guy? Please, forget about him, do better in school, try and make up with your parents, get back at home, and fix your life. That is the best advice you could get right there.

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What are the "big issues" going on in this country? What are the Republican and Democratic views on these things?

Republicans hate abortion and Democrats love it.

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