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so in one of my classes i have to make a poster of a big event from the 1960s-1980s. i would like to do something like a mass murderer but the only people that i can really find anything about is ted bundy and charles manson. i wanna do someone that many people dont know about.

another topic i would like to do is like american gangsters; al capone was 1930s.

can anyone tell me someone that was just like al capone or any kind of gang massacres in the 1960s. or some other mass murderer deal. it would be a HUGE help.

Richard Ramirez.

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My crush Kyle I've liked him a little over a year; when I liked him I'd get so nervious, couldn't speak, sweaty....in Dec. he found out/ I told him he “I just wanna be friends.” then I felt so depressed felt nothing ,but hole in my chest...Last month are communtity service group had a yard sale..when he came in the building & I saw him...My heart jumped back into it's previous state

If you love him, you'll give me a 5.

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Okkkk 18/f.
So, me and my best friend (Jonni) were talking about how she was getting some action and how I wasn't... since I haven't been in a relationship for about a year...
And I said "Damn, I need to get laid!" I was sort of kidding and sort of not kidding-- and I am a virgin.
So she and one of my best guy friends (Adam) have been doing some sexual things together... and I know his best friend, lets call him Frank.. and Adam told Jonni that Frank wanted to get laid.

SO, Jonni talked to Adam about getting me and Frank together... and when I got home today, I had a text message from him and we texted for awhile and we decided all four of us were going to hang out Friday night..
And there's a 75% chance that I might be losing my virginity... and I'm terrified because I don't want it to hurt, even though I know it's going to.

So, I have condoms, I'm on birth control... no problems... I'm still pretty scaredd... so any advicee?
Please & Thank You!!

You're going to lose your virginity for the sake of losing it?


lolz

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Okay so my mom and i have always had a semi-close relationship. But she just got a facebook... and she wants me to be her friend on it. I have no problem with the fact she got a facebook, but i kind of need my personal space when it comes to these things. I dont want her to read what i say to my friends and such.... its not that they're bad. It's just that i'm really uncomfortable with it. I told her all of this and she's making me feel extremely guilty, and telling me that i'm SUCH a good daughter for not accepting (sarcasm).
So i really don't know what do do.
Am i horrible for doing this?
What do you guys think?
15/f

I don't see anything wrong with it. And if it is wrong, I don't care. I rejected both my parents. Like you said, it's not like I'm making drug deals via wall posts; I just don't feel like it's necessary to blend family life with social life.

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I'm running for my class council for school. The class council coordinates prom and pep rally activities. I've been the secretary for three years and i need some cute campaign ideas to keep my office. We can't bake anything and we can only bring store-packaged items. I'm doing posters but i want to be unique and memorable. Any ideas?

Vote for me or I'll blow your fucking brains out.

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ok well im kinda dumb haha my boyfriends smart. he analyzes me all the time n sometimes i take it the wrong way. so can you please tell me what you think he is saying here:
i think you wallow in a bank of self pity not quite adressing it because you are too busy trying to help others n most of the time this leads to your discomfort which you dont mind because you feel like you deserve it i also think you have a subconsciously weird obsession with what could have been not what is

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE IS SAYING?!?!?! thanks!

Your Freudfriend is saying you're an emotional martyr.



I personally think you're an intellectual martyr.

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so i'm 18 years old, female.
i will say, i love my parents to death. we have a pretty good relationship together and yeah they get annoying sometimes but they're always there for me. they care about me. the only problem is that i'm 18 and still have a curfew of 12:30!! even since i started driving at 16 my curfew has been that. now it's my dad who i have to try and persuade to try and let me stay out as long as i want. i've tried asking him if i didnt have to have a curfew and guess what he said? well if you want to pay rent, you dont have to have a curfew but as long as your under my roof, what i say goes. he also said he is worried about drunk drivers being out late at night, but whatever. it's not like ive ever done anything for them not to trust me, im honestly a really good kid. i get good grades, i have a job, i dont get into trouble. all my friends dont have curfews, i am 18, dont you think its silly too? how can i talk my dad into at least letting me stay out later?!

You're 18, you live at home, and you have a curfew of 12:30?


Lucky. :/

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Ok im getting a bit annoyed with the girl i once liked... i finnaly got over h er about a week and a bit ago i think but of course theres still some little feeling there for her but anyways..

shes constantly changing her facebook and MSN status to stupid things like "im going to sort this out!" or "I hope that doesnt happen again.."

whenever i ask her what shs on about she allways says oh nothing dont worry, i know its not much of buisness asking her why but kmon!! shes obviosuly just trying to grab attention by putting stupid phrases like that to make people wonder whats wrong with her. whats with her? do you do this??? i dont do this!?!! >_<

thanks for ya help good people

Now, you've pin pointed what I see as the 14th most pressing example of how today's youth is mediocre at best.


Our parents have spawned a generation of attention whores. While part of the problem is self absorption, the real issue is insecurity. We're so insecure that we feel the need to validate ourselves towards others, which is why people have to post Myspace bulletins that says "o0o0o0omg funnest night XDDD!!!! the twinkie in the fruit salad was pric3l3sss!!111". Only three or four people would know what this person is talking about, and they know that. They just feel the need to show the rest of the world that they are cool, they do have a social life, they do have friends, and they are fulling immersed in the high school experience. Why do they feel the need to do this? Because they're insecure. And they care about what the world thinks about them, or really what they perceive the world to think about them.

When you see people that do the in-joke Myspace bulletin or the Facebook status change of vagueness, you're looking at the most insecure people you know. You're not looking at the popular kid or well-liked kid, you're looking at the weakest and least developed.

The end.

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How are you so damn funny?
I was about to answer some girl's question about sex on the beach, then saw your answer, then saw your other tidbits of advice XD.
How??

Must be something in the water.

Thanks!

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I would just like to say that I find your advice to be the best around.
also, your dry wit continuously succeeds in making my day.

I make your day, you make my day. This is the start of a beautiful relationship.

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there is this boy i like and i been with him for a year and a couple of months and i i broke up with because he didnt know how to be nice and now i want him back and i askd him but he ignore the question and i dnt know what to do and i love him and i cant be without him and it really hard WHAT DO I DO?

Stop being nice to him. Maybe he's into that.

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Okay I heard that when you should brush your teeth until your gum's bleed is this true??

Not only that, but you should brush your hair until you bleed, bathe until you bleed, and apply deodorant until you bleed.

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ok, so i was playing foot ball with my brothers right, and i wasnt looking and my brother was like hey, catch this! and he rifled it at my hands, and i missed and the ball hit my left ring finger, and i heard an odd cracking sound not like popping or cracking a knuckle but like if you break a piece of wood.,

i cant bend it, i can bend it a little but it stops on its onw, and when i try to make a fist, it curls under my other finger..and it hurts. its not too swollen or bruised at all but it hurts like a bizzle!!!
is it a break??
thanks!

Take yo' bizzle to the doctor, homie.

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today me and my boyfriend had sex in the beach water. for like 5 minutes just to see how it felt.
is that bad? can i get like sick or something? =/
i hope not!

You're going to turn into a mermaid! D:

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heyy

i like this guy, lets call him Pete. and we were at school camp last week together. okay well he is new at our school and hes really shy. we had a dance party there and he asked me to go to his cabin room with him instead, and i did. we were sitting down and then he goes "Can i kiss you?" and i was shocked because he doesnt talk that much and hes shy so i went all red and didnt say anything and just hid my face and then i stood up and ran away and sat on the top bunk, and he was leaning against the ladder, and then a teacher came in .. xD. we got put on 1 hour of after school detention and he got upset about it because hes only been new for a month and didnt want his reputation with teachers to be ruined, and i tried to cheer him up and then i said If you want to be alone then i can leave and he said Yes please, so i left. He talked to me the day after and said Sorry about ignoring you last night and then we talked for a bit and everything was fine. That night we got back to school and everyone was getting picked up, and my best friend Andrew came to meet me. I got him to carry all my luggage for me lol so we were walking and we walked past Pete, so i said bye to my friend and sat down with Pete. He didnt talk at all so i got a bad vibe and so i asked "Do you hate me or something..?" and he just shook his head no and didnt say anything. I felt abit weird so im like Okay what the hell so i got up and walked off. I didnt talk to him since then and today i had a double class with him, and my friend sat down next to me just do that Pete would have to sit next to me or there would be no seats left. Well that didnt work because he didnt talk to me at all. I feel as though hes ignoring me. I dont want to be lame by seeming clingy and talking to him first..I dont know whats wrong with him because if i remember HE was the one that told me to go to HIS room, and HE asked me if he can kiss ME. does anyone have any idea whats wrong with him?

thanks :)

Maybe if you didn't act like an immature little girl when he asked to kiss you, you wouldn't be treated like one.

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Ok...My friend's cousin's girlfriend dont like me for no reason she dont even know me we only talked like once dats it and she told me before that she thinks m cool and everythin and now she dontlike me and it gets me mad because she cant be judging and she dont even know me....Should I stress about it?? Or wat should i do?

You should worry about things that matter. Like your English class.

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I'm depressed, I don't know what to do and I need help.

I'm 23 years old, I'm pregnant with my first child. I have my own apartment and I'm in a committed relationship but here is the problem...

I'm on social security and I'm not working at this time, My boyfriend who is 24 is also unemployed. I recieve food stamps to support myself and help me make it through. I have a learning disability and I'm hard of hearing. I'm scared and I don't know how I will support my child. I do not believe in abortions so don't even suggest that, I do not want to give my child up because well...Apart of me is scared to death but the other part of me is lucky to be pregnant and know that I was able to even exsperience getting pregnant and I don't want to give my child up I want to raise it into a good loving home and I want to see my little one grow up. I don't know what to do...I live in a one bedroom apartment.

Please do not judge me, Say anything mean, I'm here to get help

A good loving home to you is a one bed room apartment with two unemployed and unmarried parents, one with a disability?


Even love can't overcome some things.


http://www.adoption.com/


EDIT:

Judging by your 1s to anyone that suggested adoption, you're not looking for advice. You're looking for sympathy. Take your shit somewhere else.

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So i have been dating this guy for about two weeks now...
And things have been soo amazing, i don't think i could ask for anything better then having him in my life right now. But before we started going out, this girl told him that she wanted to meet up with him and hook up. He told me she was being all flirty and then he asked me if i would be comfortable with it because we have been talking so much...
I told him ofcoarse i wouldn't be comfortable with it but we werent going out so he could do whatever he wants. He chose not to go because he said he cared about me too much to loose me. Then about 3 weeks later he asked me to be his girlfriend. Things are going fine until i see his facebook status 'Cant get this out of my mind, and i know it wont be worth it and ill screw things up but something tells me to go for it...'
So were in the mall together and he tells me this same girl has told him that if things dont work out with 'that girl' that she'll always be here. He told me he said 'alrite cool'.
The he told me she was a giant creeper and started making fun of her...
I dont know what that means but i am really worried he's gonna dump me for her.
Is there anything i could do?

Yes, you can break up with him before he breaks up with you.

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is it true that when you eat alot of starwberrys it makes down there "taste" better?

No, not true. That's a similar concept to eating a certain type of food will make your shit taste better; no.

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i love sex i mean i really love it i dont do it but i watch it on the computer im over 21. do you think its normal?

Eldritch can take her holier-than-thou morality and shove it.


You're normal, get off to whatever you want.

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