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ok, well a couples weeks ago i had bad backaches, and i was discharging alot. Im turning 14 soon and ive never go my period, but the one day i was fine and then i had a bad stomache and all i wanted to do was curl up in a ball, and i went to the bathroom and there was a little dot of blood like and inch big, and that its, i didnt tell my mom because idk if it was my period, and the stomache i could feel it on my right side like something idk it was just werid .. and i put a pad on but i only bled about another inch for that day and that was it .. the next day i was fine - so did i have my period? (link)
Yeah it was probably it. It will be kind of dark brownish/reddish and just a little at first... but that changes! At first it's WEIRD. and not reliable. Ask me in my inbox if you need more advice/questions/tips/help.


i want to get white etnies. would they look bad if i wore skirts and capris or no? thanks (link)
Hm. Depends on your city & style. In my city, that's last year's style. But it seems everywhere else, it's in. In my opinion.. sounds cute!


since i got out of school i've really only straightened my hair about 3 times. i used to straighten it almost every day in the school year, but i dont anymore. thing is, it still seems fried. its kinda frizy and seems dry. why is it still like, this, and what can i do about it? thanks xo (link)
Hm. You're not straightening it.. But are you blow-drying it? Heat could be damaging your hair. Also, get a moisturising shampoo/hairconditioner. SUNSILK is the best. You should go to walmart.com and get a free sample of sunsilk to see which one fits you.


k so my mom is FINALLY letting me get highlights.(at a salon) :) my hair is like, a medium brown so i was wondering what color highlights would look good. i was thinking like,a reddish brown color or maybe light brown? i have no idea what color i should do. what do you think would look good? (link)
It all depends on your skin tone & eye color & hair thickness and stuff. Like if you have dark, thick eyebrows-- you do not want to get your hair too light. Or it might look a little strange, ya know? Reddish/brown sounds good. If you have green eyes, I wouldn't get red. But that's just me. Either lighter brown or mixture of lighter brown and red. Who knows, DARKER highlights might look good also! Like a dark brown with a tint of red. Sorry I'm just babbling :] hope I helped.


There's these two guys I like. I have dated both of them before, and one knows what he's doing in a relationship, and one doesn't. They are two totally different people with two totally different personalities, and I honestly just don't know what I want. They both asked me back out tonight, and I just don't know what to do. I don't want to leave them both hanging for my answer, but I don't know who I want to choose! Help! (link)
The nicest one, the one you can trust, and that you think loves you most. You could do some "tests" to see. Like ask them something they might lie about, or a little about their history to see if he isn't a drughead or something.


Ook, I want to go to a tanning booth so bad! I know they arn't safe, and everyone tells me I'll get skin cancer, but so many people tan outside in the 100 degree weather and thats just as bad! Nothing in this world is 100% safe, and thats the chance you have to take. Should I go tanning? And how dark does it make you? And since this is my first time how long should I go in, and do I have to take off all my clothes off? (link)
if you want, you can go tanning, but try not to do it for more than 1 hour a day, every other day. everybodys skin is different, and others tan easier than others. like irish dont tan as well as the portuguese. you can wear a bikini [strapless suggested], or you can take off your clothes


i want to get white etnies. would they look bad if i wore skirts and capris or no? thanks (link)
theyd look good with capris, and skirts, it depends on the skirt. like if its a frilly skirt, no. if its a denim/jean skirt, yes


I do not like shaving, and am looking for an alternate solution. Do the "Nair" products work, and if so, which ones? (link)
yea nair and veet type products do work, but they smell so bAD!
anyways, i use sally hansen brand, but nair and veet work too (sally hansen's is just cheaper)


What exactly do you consider "making out" (link)
french kissing,and it usually lasts a while


okiay, i'm gonna b blunt about it,
can you go pee with a tampon in? (link)
yea. you just need to leave it in, and go to the bathroom


how can you get your photos to the right size (15k) to put on your advice column? (link)
upload them onto tinypic.com, and then you can just use the link they give you


I'm not trying to offend anyone,
there are a lot of stories about fairies, and there are a lot of stories about God.
We don't have proof that fairies or God exists...yet so many people are convinced God does, while fairies or something of the sort are classified as just things in story books.
I'm not trying to get attention or anything, but I kind of don't get it.
So, just wondering...do you have an answer? (link)
i dont believe in god AT ALL. when you think about the world, no 'man' would be able to create it, and even if there is a god, why the fuck was he such an asshole to bring aids and allow slavery to happen?


eveytime i shave my underarms i get little red bumsp afterwards! thyere so ugly! whats the cause and waht can i do to stop them (link)
you should try waxing down there. for a week, it willbe red, but after that, then it will be almost erfect looking. if you dont want to do that, buy a razor with a bigger moisture strip, like schikc intuition


duz it hurt to get ur eyebrow pierced? (link)
no, since the skin around your eyebrow is just mainly fat. it hurts as much as getting your ears periced (which doesnt hurt too much anyways)


What are some good songs about best friends? (link)
theres a song by weezer called best friend. i reallly love it. also theres that song by queen, but that one is very well known. the one by weezer is major kickass


i've been having a 'snack' around 7 maybe once er twice a week. either cookies, crackers, etc. once a month itd be a donut er something. is that really bad for you?? i heard you gain more weight doing that.

thanks!! (link)
if its a snack once a week, and a donut once a month, it really shouldnt be affecting you TOO much, whether its your health or your weight.


I have a bf in his mid 40's. I am 28. Well I think his behavior is a little strange for a man his age. I keep noticing that he likes to check out VERY young girls when we are out in public. One time we went to a pub and he ignored me to watch the tv- which had some teenaged girls dancing in a contest. I also found out he likes going to the porn shop with his friends. This one time I bought a barbie doll for my neice and then he made a strange comment that he would like the doll better with "no clothes on". Do you think he might have a sex addiction? (link)
obviously he has a sex addiction. he acts too horny for his age.


ok i am 14 turning 15 in a few days and i worrie that my boobs wont grow and i am planning on having sex soon and i can't have sex if i have really really really small boobs can i well see the guy thinks i have boobs because i wear a pushup bra and it makes it look like i do have boobs i mean can an7one help me how can i make my boobs bigger is there something i can eat i am 5'4 105 pounds and i have really small boobs please help me how can i fix my problem do you think the guy would notice alot and would get a little weirded out and don't say there isn't a way to make them bigger because i know there is (link)
ahhh the classic female false advertising. look tiny boobs don't mean you can't have sex. tiny boobs don't put you in any less capable a position. and just cause they're small doesn't mean you aren't hot in your own right. everyone is different and your tits don't make you prettier it's who you are and how you act. so don't worry about it.

now as for the fact that he thinks you have bigger boobs when you're just wearing a pushup bra why does that matter? i mean when the lights go out and you start going at it he's not going to be thinking about your tits. hell any time i've been with a girl and we're in the heat of the moment i don't care how big or small her tits are. i care about pleasing her so she doesn't walk away unfulfilled. your boobs are the least of your concerns. don't worry about em, worry about not getting pregnant or anything like that.


Does anyone know that thing people on their away messages on aim that says, if u think I'm hot press 1 and if you want to go out w/ me and stuff like that? Thanks!! (link)
It's for 6th graders and below. Trust me, don't do it. But if you WANT to be like that, then go to awaymessages.com

It gave me a virus though (that site)

Edit: SORRY! What I said sounded RUDE!! lol.
so, here. i looked it up and found it at ICONATOR.com
Message:


Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other

K, so leave a number!!




and heres another:


Hey, I'm not here right now, so
Press a number & I'll get back to ya!
press 1 if you think im hott
press 2 if you you're my friend
press 3 if you love me!
press 4 if you think im funny
press 5 if you're mad at me
press 6 if you need to talk to me ASAP!
press 7 if you think im annoying (u better not!)
LEAVE A NUMBER!


I need to know how to make the part of your myspace where your default picture, age, online now icon, last login, etc. go away. Not just each individual thing, but the whole thing altogether. Can anyone give me a code or a site that can give me the code? Thanks. (link)
http://www.whateverlife.com/hiding.php
that site has great codes and a bunch of stuff that you could use for your myspace




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