Does anyone know that thing people on their away messages on aim that says, if u think I'm hot press 1 and if you want to go out w/ me and stuff like that? Thanks!!
Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other
K, so leave a number!!
Hey ppl! Press the key you think of what our relationship is:
Press 1 if you like me.
Press 2 if you love me.
Press 3 if you hate me! (dont)
Press 4 if you are my friend.
Press 5 if you're bored.
Press 6 if you want 2 talk.
Press 7 if you think Im perfect.
Press 8 if now you can count to 8 now! haha! bbl!
~YOUR NAME HERE
Imnot hear right now so press 1 of the followoing-
press 1 if you want to come over
press 2 if you wanna chat
press 3 if you love me
press 4 if you hate me
press 5 if you have important news
press 6 if you need advice
press 7 if your dieing
Otherwise leave me alone cause im with my boyfriend
Hey I'm not here but press a number (you can do more than one) and I'll get back to you!!
Press 1 if you just want to talk
Press 2 if you are mad at me
Press 3 if you have a question for me
Press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
Press 5 if you love me
Press 6 if you hate me
Press 7 if you are a freak
Press 8 if I'm a freak
Press 9 if you have ever warned me
Press 10 if you have something really important to tell me
Press 11 for other
OK, LEAVE A NUMBER!
If you are a...
HOTT guy press 1
my sister press 2
my brother press 3
cool person press 4
funny person press 5
shy person press 6
weird person press 7
loveable person press 8
caring person press 9
nice person press 10
annoying person don't press any number and go away and don't IM me again!!!
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
I am sorry I'm not availible to take your call, but press the number that corrisponds to you.
-If you are codependent have someone press 1 for you.
-If you are quiet whisper 2
-If you are repeatitive press 333
-If you are a multiple personalities press 456
-If you are depressant press anything you want because no one will answer you
those are just a few of the really good ones they have
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then one) and Ill get back to you!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question for me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leave a number!
Leave a number
1. you love me
2. you hate me
3. you want to ask me out
4. you want to dump me
5. you think i am hot
Hey I'm not here but press a number (you can do more than one) and I'll get back to you!!
Press 1 if you just want to talk
Press 2 if you are mad at me
Press 3 if you have a question for me
Press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
Press 5 if you love me
Press 6 if you hate me
Press 7 if you are a freak
Press 8 if I'm a freak
Press 9 if you have ever warned me
Press 10 if you have something really important to tell me
Press 11 for other
OK, LEAVE A NUMBER!
I'm sorry about the grammar in some of them, I just copy and pasted them.
orphans answered Wednesday July 19 2006, 2:44 pm: It's for 6th graders and below. Trust me, don't do it. But if you WANT to be like that, then go to awaymessages.com
It gave me a virus though (that site)
Edit: SORRY! What I said sounded RUDE!! lol.
so, here. i looked it up and found it at ICONATOR.com
Message:
Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other
K, so leave a number!!
and heres another:
Hey, I'm not here right now, so
Press a number & I'll get back to ya!
press 1 if you think im hott
press 2 if you you're my friend
press 3 if you love me!
press 4 if you think im funny
press 5 if you're mad at me
press 6 if you need to talk to me ASAP!
press 7 if you think im annoying (u better not!)
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