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my cat is very mean. she has weird hair ball on her back. i tried having her shaved but she bites everyone. any body know what these things are on her back and how to get them off? I rate 5's

You don't just shave a cat's back, Ok? I've had four cats for twelve years now and cats are not like dogs. They don't like getting shaved! I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but you treat your cat like its your posession. And no wonder she's trying to bite people! She's probably just having some fur problems. buy a cat brush, in the pet isle of most grocery stores, and brush her fur. Do NOT use a regular hair brush, it must be a cat brush with special type of bristles. Buy some special food, particularly that says its for "A healthy Fur Coat." If that doesn't work, go to the vet.

Does it look like a LUMP of skin on her back? If so, you definitely need to go to the vet!!!

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me and this guy have gone out 4 times today he dumped me and wants to knoiw if we should still be friends i was wondering the same thing. should we still be friends?
**Sleepiesheep**

Four times?!! Wow. Uh no. I would never be friends with this scum bag. Obviously you two are at an age where your hormones are crazy and you all want to date but sometimes things don't work out. My advice is to cut this guy off completely from your life because all he's gonna do is hurt you emotionally whether you're dating or just friends. Wait and Find someone who really likes you and will stay with you.

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ok im 13 and a female. my period is three months late! its has been coming steady and iv had it since i was 11 so i shouldnt have missed it. I told my mom and she said i could be pregnant but iv never had sex before! the farthest iv got with a guy is makeing out i wont even let him take my shirt off. im worried that it is something serious. i know it could be stress because im under a lot this month but i wasnt last month OR the month before. somethings really wrong i know it. if i dont get it this month then what am i meant to do? im afraid to ask my mom to take me in to the doctor's about this and my family doctor is a guy! please help what should i do?! and im very sorry this is so long.
**sleepiesheep**

Firstly, I am suprised that your mom would even SUGGUEST that you were pregnant! I mean, first of all, you're only 13, and second of all, I don't think it's not very nice of your mom to just assume, "Oh you missed your period, you're pregnant." But anyways, if you SWEAR you've never done it before then I would ask a doctor. You can't be afraid to talk to your mom. I understand being afraid to talk to your doctor though if he's a boy. You need to talk to your mom because she went through having her period and all that stuff when she was your age so she'll understand! And you probably should call up your doctor because you should really be getting a professional opinion about this. If you feel so uncomfortable with your guy doctor, try asking if you can talk to a girl doctor, that's what I did because I used to have a boy doctor too. But just remember, doctors are doctors and they already know about the whole male and female body so don' be embaressed! You're not the only one!

Love the name sleepiesheep by the way. heheh.

~Johanna

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Ok, i really like this guy and he is really really sweet.I have known him scince the beggining of the school year and he knew that i liked him but then someone told him that i didnt so now he thinks that i only like him as a friend. Well, we usually walk to class with my friend and on Friday he waited outside for me and we walked back to class alone and he seemed alot like he likes me so what are a few signs that he likes me?

Well, I think he definitely cares about you alot. He probably likes you, that's what I would assume. But you should ask him if he does like you. or here's what I do. Just say as a joke, "Someone said we should go out. Isn't that funny?" And then look deep into his eyes. Works every time for me! He's definitely showing signs of affection toward you if he cares enough to walk with you every day! Thats a major sign! You just need to talk to him though! Go for it!

~Johanna

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it might be long but i need serious help..

heres our convo:
kimmie (12/27/2005 12:28:27 AM): hey
jeff (12/27/2005 12:28:33 AM): hey babe
jeff (12/27/2005 12:28:39 AM): how waas chrismat?
jeff (12/27/2005 12:28:44 AM): chrismas**
kimmie (12/27/2005 12:28:52 AM): alrite
kimmie (12/27/2005 12:28:55 AM): had better
kimmie (12/27/2005 12:31:25 AM): how was yours?
jeff (12/27/2005 12:31:31 AM): it was aok
jeff (12/27/2005 12:31:33 AM):
jeff (12/27/2005 12:31:48 AM): well if you was here it would have been betta
kimmie (12/27/2005 12:32:13 AM): why you say that?
jeff (12/27/2005 12:32:31 AM): christmas you know
jeff (12/27/2005 12:32:36 AM): gettin 2gether
jeff (12/27/2005 12:32:39 AM): bein happy
kimmie (12/27/2005 12:33:07 AM): jeff stop talking like that you dont even like me like that anymore
jeff (12/27/2005 12:33:39 AM): :(



i had reason to say hwat i did we live 2000miles away from eachtoher right now and the last 7 months he has never mentioned anything bout him caring or liking me. he got mad and upset wiht me and ignored me and i tried to get him to talk he did but he said he was not going to talk to me about anything tonight. he said i make it impossible for him to even tell me how he feels. i dont know how i do that but idk. i love him with all my heart. And i wish i could taek back what i said because i want him back to talking to me. ive tried to say stuff to him but he just tells me not tonight.. this lasted 3 hrs and i stayed tehre every sec. of it. hes gone now and i dont know what to say to him. shoul di wait till tomorrow or whatever and see what he wants to say to me.? what should i tell him i really dont know how to apo;ogize ive tried sorry and i love you but neither seems too work..

Please help try before 4 pm tomorrow -12/27-

thx*

If you really do like this guy, then I sugguest you try to talk to him, like DangerNerd said. If hes not
listening, then thats His problem. if you're putting forth an effort to apologize and talk to him, then thats good. If he's not listening then its not worth it. And its NOT all your fault, so don't put all the blame on yourself because I am the same way with boys like that.

The kind that say "Hey Babe" after you broke up months ago.I tend to stay away from those type, but hey, thats just my opinion.

♥ Johanna

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Does anybody know any cute pictures (or funny, or weird..etc) that wish people a merry christmas or Happy Holidays?! that i can comment people with. I can make one in paint but they always turn out ugly. And please not one that is too big in width [that will take up a lot of space in the comment box]

any ideas..pictures..?!PLease?!
Thanks so much!!!

Happy Holidays to all of you!

Hey! Well I found this awesome picture that I use on my myspace to send people. Here it is:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a211/xoJo99/christmaspumpkin.jpg

Also, try checking out my xanga! I have tons of awesome christmas icons there:

http://www.xanga.com/johannas_icons

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im sure you've all seen this question a million times but its getting around christmas time and i have no idea what to buy my best friend. The girl has everything no lie. And i dont want to get her a gift certificate or money. and im willing to spend somewhere between 20-30 dollars on her. any suggestions? shes a girly girl pretty muuch

You should get her one of those Best Friends Necklaces that split in half and have one for each friend. They're around 5 dollars at claires. I sugguest you check out claires or claires.com because its acessory paradise there and I bet your friend would love it!

-Johanna

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ok...i am a guy 14 and i like this girl,shes 14 too.So how i make sure she likes me?I tried asking her out she said no srr im too busy this week...how i know she could like me?or to make her like me?

Well, you can't Make someone like you. Obviously. But I think that you should just talk to her and see her at school. She probably is someone who cares alot about her school work, and getting good grades, which by all means, is not a bad thing. You could try to establish a friendship by just getting to know her more. Ask her what kind of music, movies, she likes, etc. You could try asking her out again next week, but if she says No again, I think that she is trying to tell you that she doesn't like you.

~Johanna

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What is the difference between goth, punk and emo? Also, can you be christian and goth, or punk.

No that is really stupid. You can't label people like that. Wow, you can not just say "You wear black, youre GOTH!!!!!!!!" Only Posers call themselves goth, punk or emo. Real people who like real music and have real personalities don't label themselves. People who wear chains and spikes and skulls and dye their hair black and talk about suicide are just posers who want attention. You can't just label people and say "Oh if you're goth then you wear like black and like skulls and dark stuff and if youre punk then you like have piercings." Anyone can look and dress however they want to, and theyre not soup cans they don't need labels. And you can be Christian and listen to rock and stuff, no "gothic people" do NOT worship satan. maybe they did like 100 years ago but this is the 21st century. I wouldn't sugguest that you go "goth" (as you people call it..) because you can't just "go goth." It all depends on your personal style and taste in music. It's all about the music, who even cares about clothes? They're okay but if you care too much about them then you're just as bad as all the abercrombie gals prancing around like the sky's made of cotton candy. And please don't rate me low for this, I'm just telling you the truth.

Peace.
-Johanna

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My myspace bullitens arent showing anymore it says the last one was posted yesterday at 3:30 and i know thats not true why are they not showing will it fix by it self?

That happens to me too. It just takes some time for them to show up. Myspace is under construction right now, I've been getting alot of those "Unexpected error" things. So don't worry about it.

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I have really wavy hair, and i straighten it everyday for school. does anyone have a straightener that would straighten my hair easily and not damage my hair

I wish i could tell you there was a straightener that straightened hair fast and easy without damaging your hair. Using a starightener or curler every day is going to damage your hair. It applies so much heat on your hair that your hair becomes flat and stiff, kind of like your skin when you get sun burned except your hair. I think you should consider if you really want to look like that or not. I love straight hair, but I've decided that it really isn't worth it to me. You can try ConAir straighteners, but it really depends on what type of hair you have.

--Johanna

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14/F I seem to get pimples on my back. I hate them allot if I wear a low cut shirt in the back the show. but the thing I am worried about is that at school we a formul dances when we have to wear nice dresses but all the dresses come like rite above you butt so my pimples show and my hair is always pulled up because me hair looks bad if it is down so is there any thing like cleanser I can use to get red of the pimples on my back asap I will rate 5 if you actually try to help

Hey, Don't Worry i get them too. Its just puberty. What you have to do is make sure you're washing your back, every day, or every other day. I sugguest using Netrogena products like face washes, body scrubs, you can find them at your local drug store. Also make sure you get one of those scrubs with the handles, maybe called a back scrubber, i think. You can find them in bath product/beauty isles in your drug store. You have to scrub your back every day and after you're done scrubbing and washing, try using Clearasil Pimple Medication. Rub it on your back or have your mom do it if you can't reach the spots.

Hope this helped!

--Johanna

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well i go with a dude and he brought me a 100$ pair of earings,and i brouht him a 150$ 24 k bracelet and he let a girl wear it and she broke it on pupose what do i do.

Dump Him. Straight out girl, thats just wrong. You should definitely say, Why did you let her wear it anyways? But if he tries to amke excuses, don't believe him. Girl, you're wayyy better than that! He'll be sorry once he knows what he lost. (you)Find a nice guy who is actually worth your time and money!

♥ Johanna

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Some background info: My boyfriend and I have been for a year and a half for past occasions I bought him:
Our Anniversary: hat, chain
His Birthday: few shirts, and a pair of jeans
Christmas Last Year: some clothes and a dvd

Well I have been having trouble thinking of ideas of what I should get him for a christmas present this year. I want it to be very special. I already know that for one part of his present I am going to make a scrapbook with a bunch of pictures of us and our memories and other things in it, but I also want to give him something else. I was thinking about maybe buying him one of those dog tags that you can put pictures on and put a picture of him and I on and and engrave something on it? I know he would love it but I don't know where I could get that or How much it would cost. Anybody have any suggestions? They'd be greatly appreciated! Thanks. =]

I think you should get him something fun, that he can really enjoy. Girls like clothesand jewelry but guys tend to like things they can actually have fun with, DVDs, CDs, Video games,Computer Games, Books. I'd go with one of those. You could maybe get him like Four DVDs and that way, he can have a gift he can enjoy and it will also make an excuse for you and him to hang out (and cuddle up) more often when you're watching the DVDs. Also make sure to find out what CDs he wants because you could get him some CDs.

You could also try a creative approach.This is especially good if you don't have alot of money to spend, since its getting near winter you could put some cocoa mix in a jar and decorate it all pretty. Just think- DVDs to watch and snuggle up to while drinking hot cocoa. Nice, eh?

Hope I helped.

--Johanna ♥

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i have wavy and curly hair.
when i want to wear it down wavy/curly i cant because it poofs up and becomes frizzy
i used moosue (sp?) and it does not work still makes it frizzy and poofy.
what can i use so it wont make my hair dry?

Try changing shampoos. I use Dove. it works great for my hair. It keeps it nice and mosturized so it is smooth and not dry. ( http://www.dove.com/ ) You should also make sure you're using a conditioner. I sugguest using Garnier Fructis Conditioner. { you can check some of their products out at--> http://www.garnierfructis.com/ }

Also, if you want hairsprays for curly, wavey and all kinds of hair check Aussie out: http://www.aussie.com/products/shell.asp

If you Experiment with many shampoos and onditioners you should find a perfect one that will make your hair look awesome. Just like you.

♥ Johanna

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I was reading a bit on dumping in a book called "the teen survivle guide for guys" and it said that if you dump a girl then beg to get back in the relationship, she will hate your guts and it will be nearly impossible to get back in the relationship. I am asking if there is any safe way to brake up. Like telling her we should be just friends for a while.

I agree that you should not go for the "Lets Just Be Friends" line. It annoys the crap out of girls. You should just tell her, "I really like you, but this relationship just inst working for me right now. I really do't have time for this commitment, and I would never want to let you down. I want to focus on my (schoolwork, sports, etc.)"

But make sure whatever you say, that you mean it because if you lie to her for example my friends boyfriend broke up with her by saying "I'm having family problems right now." and the next day he was going out with someone else. DON'T do that. It's always a good idea to be honest with her.

♥ johanna

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Anyone now any good songs to play on the guitar.(Acoustic)
We have semester finals,in about 4 weeks.
And we have to play,a song so any ideas?

I had to take a guitar exam in music class in 6th grade. This is really what got me interesting in playing acoustic and eventually electric guitar. I sugguest you google "Let it Be" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. It is a really easy but pretty song to play and I got an A for it.

You can try searching for them on:
http://www.azchords.com/

♥ Johanna

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I have wavy/curly hair.
When i straighten my hair the strightener damages it.
My hair is still a little bit frizzy after I straighten it and a few strands wave up after about half an hour.
Is there anything I could put into my hair before I straighten it to make it straight and not frizzy?

Well, you could try hairspray I guess. You can try using John Frieda Friz Control Serum in the hair product or shampoo aisle in most stores. But even if you use it, it still might not work. My hair is very wavey and when I try to use a straightener it makes it look a little less wavey but not straight. Sometimes its just the type of your hair that the straighteners don't work for. You might want to get a new straighetner.

But just remember that straight hair may be "in" right now but it won't always be. Don't feel like you have to be JUST like everyone else with their straight hair. Also if you decide you want to try some really pretty scrunchy look-like-wet-but-dry waves, you can try Aussie Sprunch Spray in the shampoo department.

Hope I helped!

-Johanna

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What color should I paint my toenails?
I really can't decide and it is really bothering me.
Please help, thanks a lot!!

xoxoxo
-me-

It depends on your skin tone. I think that if you want to go wild, you should paint them black and see peoples reactions. Or red is always pretty, like firetruck red. Hope I helped you.

♥ Johanna

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i love the clothes in abercrombie and hollister and all that, but its sooo expensive !
does anyone know where i can qet the same kinda clothes ( besides aero ) that's cheaper ? everyone at my school is like, obsessed w. abercrombie lol and i always loove the stuff. once i saw a tank top in a&f for $80 !!
thankss

Well, I think that Abercrombie and Hollister are extremely overrated. Why not choose to be different than everyone else and created your own style? Be a trend setter, not a follower! But if you reallllyyy want abercrombie/hollister clothes, I think you can order online.

http://www.abercrombie.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay?storeId=10051&catalogId=10901&categoryId=12203

♥
--> Johanna

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