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What are "Arabian Gogles" "Rusty Trombone" "Raking" lke what do they mean? If you have any other words like that that I might not know please tell me what they are and what they mean!

Arabian gogles

The act of lifting your scrotum into your hands and then slapping it on someone's forehead so that your testicles come to rest over their eyes. Usually done when the person is sleeping/passed out.



rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.


raking

(v.) Raking is the act of scratching a partners face with your fingernails while you're receiving oral sex. Often, bleeding occurs.



They are the most common meanings. I guess there's more going around though.

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does anybody have advice on how to get rid of undereye circles without using $100 products if u know what i mean? I already use concealer.i really need help i cant stand looking in the mirror and seeing a racoon looking back @ me LOL.

Try refreshing your eyes. Like an eye mask. Sliced cucmbers work just as good!

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i am a 13yr old female and my boyfreind has been trying to go down my pants and i was wondering if i should shave my pubic hair or not

Do what YOU want to. Don't let what anybody does or thinks make you change your mind. Just do what you feel comfortable with :)

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14/f
idk if any other bfs and gfs do this, but me and my bf do this thing like sex w/ clothes on and we like move up and down, and i get this feeling like i cant feel my legs, is that normal? and why cant i feel my legs?!

It's normal for couples to experiment with dry sex, clothed or not. But not being able to feel your legs is strange. Maybe it's something simple, like a trapped nerve/cramp.
Don't worry too much though. If it doesn't happen any other time, then lay off dry sex for a while. ;]

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Here's the deal: I really loved this guy and I didn't think he loved me back. But on 4th of July, he said he had a confession to make and he said he loved me and asked me out. I said yes! But I haven't talked to him since and it's been two days. What could he be thinking? Guys, Why would he do this? It's sensless.
~Kayla~
♥

I'm not a guy.. but perhaps he's waiting for you to make the first move and contact him. It's still early days and he may just be shy, but if this carries on much longer, you need to ask him what's going on and why he isn't bothering to make any effort.
I hope things work out for you both though! Good luck =]

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What are some easy ab work outs that I can do to make my stomache defined.. er.. haha so i can get abs. Or a flat stomache?

http://exercise.about.com/od/abs/ss/abexercises.htm

Happy exercising!

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my dogs is throwing up blood and I can't afford to go to the vet, Please give me advice on what this could be . I feel really bad as I love my and she is not an out door pet, and is only fed good dog food. She is part husky and collie.

I'm sorry to hear about your dog.
Vomiting blood may be something simple, but it is highly necessarry to take your dog to see a vet. Either that or take a sample of blood to the vet.
It could be a number of things, more serious, such as your dog may have swallowed a foreign body and is stuck in the stomach, ulcers.. and more.
Don't panic though. Just get it checked and don't waste too much time.
Best of luck.

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I am not a registered user of myspace, but am pretty familiar with the site. I’ve known for awhile (by stumbling across some history on his computer) that my boyfriend of almost a year uses myspace not as a social networking site, but solely to check out hot chicks profiles. For some reason, this really bothers me. I don’t mind that he checks out porn online—I have no problem with Playboy, Penthouse stuff. However, the fact that these chicks are real people who are not posting their picks for some dude to drool over is kind of creepy. Also, it upsets me that he would want to check out regular chicks online and use them for sexual purposes. I know mentally cheating should only be a problem for insecure 16 year olds, but I am having trouble getting past this. I will talk to my bf about this but wanted an outside opinion first. What’s your take on the issue? Would it be out of line for me to ask him to cancel his account?

I don't think it's anything to worry about. You really should ask him though, because it seems to be getting you down alot. You could always get your own account on myspace. That way, he will know you are registered and knows you will be able to see what he does on there. It might encourage him to stop viewing other girls profiles.
Maybe he doesn't realize how badly this is affecting you. I'm sure he wouldn't do it on purpose.
Hope all works well. :)

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I wanna do something more than just hug my b/f. I just don't know how to ask him how he feels. He may wanna do it but be embarrased to ask me too! It's really confusing. Should I ask him?
Thanx
~Kayla~

You can either wait for the right moment to kiss where you both go for it together or make you can make the first move. It can be quite scary at first, but it will come naturally, so don't worry.
If you would feel better about it, then yes, why not ask him? That way both of you will expect what will happen!
Hope all works well! :)

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I've been going out with my boyfriend for over a month. And for the past three weeks, it has been great. We both get on really well and we both have been enjoying eachother's company. But now I feel like he doesn't want to make the effort. Nearly half the time I have to get in touch with him first. He comments other girls on a website called bebo instead of me. I dont want to sound obsessive so I have left this minor detail out from the conovsations i have with him. Many of my friend's say he doesn't realise he's doing it but I dont know. It feels like he doesn't like me as much as he used to. He always wanted to see me everyother day and now its reduced to a week where he hasnt mentioned seeing me at all. A while ago, It felt like he was ashamed of me and so I asked him, and he came back with positive comments saying he's not. I want us to stay in a relationship because I really like him. But I don't how to overcome these insercurities? I've spoken to several of my close friends and they said it's all natural to feel this way. Am I getting too attached to him? Is this the end of our relationship?

Of course this isn't the end of your relationship, but you really do need to communicate more. If him commenting other girls is upsetting you, it is best to tell him. He won't think you're being obsessive. Who knows, he might realize he isn't paying you enough attention.
Tell him you feel like it's always you who tries to make the effort. He probably doesn't realize he is doing this. Alot of people don't until they are told.
Don't let it get you down. If you both want to be in the relationship, it's worth telling him how you really feel. Hope it goes well.

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I am a 14 year old boy. My question is this: I like more than one girl, but i don't know if one of them likes me, one of them does but i don't know her enough to go out, and the other one i don't know what's goin on with them. What should I do?

Try getting to know the girl who likes you. You might have stuff in common! Just ask her if she would like to hang out sometime. If you don't think she's the girl for you, get to know the other girl too. Or ask her friends what she thinks of you. Good luck!

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well. me and this boy who I am in loveeee with ended up cheating on me twice :( first time with this girl and I gave them both a second chance and then when i took him back he did it agin after 10 weeks of us being together. he told my best friend who is also his BFF that rite now he just isn't "right" and he does have a lot of family problems and stuff but he did it with my BEST FRIENDDSSS and he was under the influence both times! actually one that you prolly shouln't kno but I just can't get over him I dont even kno if I want to bcuz we've done....A LOt together...if you kno what I mean and he's said the most nicest things thatany guy has said to me everrr i just don;t kno how to get him bakc and make sure he doesn't do it again or if I shuould stop which im guessing you'll say. thankss.

Having family problems is no excuse to cheat on someone. Twice.
First time can be forgiven. Second time shows he can do what he wants because you will always be there.
It can be frustrating knowing you have done " a lot" with this boy, but it doesn't seem like he has any respect for you. No doubt, he will do it again, too.
Have a break from him for a while. Who knows, you might decide it was a good decision to make to call it a day, or you may both decide you miss each other and are willing to give it one last go. It's up to you. Just don't expect him to never do it again. He's already proven he's a cheater.
Best of luck.

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how long do they usually live for? in human years, please&thanks;]]

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What is a good starting point for running? i'm 14/f and i want to start running about 3-4 times a week. what is a good starting point? like 1/2 mile or 1 mile? or should i just stick to time like 20 minutes or 30 minutes?

oh and is it better to run in the morning (like between 10 and 11) or at night (like between 6:30 and 7:30)

If you are starting out, I would do a 15/20 minute jog. Each week I would add on an extra 5 or so minutes. Whatever you feel comfortable with really. But don't over exert yourself. Most people run in the morning to start their day and to get it over with (!) but maybe you are more of a night person. It doesn't necessarily matter. But don't forget, exercise may make you hungry, and it's bad to eat meals after around 7sih.

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i have a bump on the right side of my nose and kind of near my right nostril it hurts and if i touch it a little it hurts, very sensitive and my nose is starting to turn red in that area, i didnt hit my nose i think its like an infection or like a pimple under the skin, has anybody else had one and what can i do to make it go away caus its not on the exterior so there is no reason to use a cream?

Most probably is a spot under the skin, as they are red and sometimes painful. Perhaps even an insect bite or irritation to your skin. Give it a few days and it should be fine!

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Are cramps bad for you? Is it bad when you get really bad ones, like unbearable? Any solutions?!

They are not bad for you, but can be caused by fatigue, exercising and dehydration etc. Everyone gets them and it's normal. To treat and prevent them, stretch and massage the cramped muscle, apply heat to it, and stop any activity which may have caused the cramp.

IF however, they happen frequently or are very severe, see your doctor. You could have problems with circulation, medications, nerves...

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f/13
okay well people at my school are saying that my friend stuffs her bra. she does not she is not that kind of person to do that. We are 13and she is a size B but she is not big but it looks like she has big boobs because she is really thin. What do i do i want to tell her that people are saying that but i dont want her feelings to be hurt

These people are probably jealous, or have nothing better to do with their time. It's nice you are concerned for your friend, but don't let it get to you. If you really are that worried about it, tell her in confidence. She will be happy you told her before she hears it from other people.

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i know green poop isnt normal.
yesterday i started to get stomach pains when i moved and stretched and sucked my stomach in and what not.

then occured getting green poop.
didnt eat anything different then the normal stuff i eat. and its pretty healthy.

yes my mother knows.
im probably going to the doctor tomorrow.


but before i go..is there anything that can be causing this?

thanks in advance.

You say you're eating "healthy" food. Is any of this food green? Foods rich in iron can also make it green. Apparently, it can even be caused through dehydration. It is good you're seeing a doctor. Chances are, it's nothing to worry about at all. Good luck!

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I'm 18 he's 21. We are thinking about getting married after 1 year together. He has a lot of sexual fantasies of being with other girls but says he can try to forget about having sex with more people and settle down. Is he REALLY ready for marrige?

The key word here is fantasies. Everyone has them. But if he will act out his fantasies and have sex with these other girls and wants to be married to you, then no. Perhaps he isn't ready. But you should trust what he says..

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well im 14 and want to get physically fit this summer. its not that im over weight. actually im underweight and dont want to do anything that will make me loose weight or cost me money.

are there and at home things u can do to get your legs stronger and your arms stronger. i cant even do a push up.

i'll rate 5's.

Walking is a great way to get fit and tone leg muscles. Walk around the block, up and down stairs, cycle, use an exercise bike, tredmill.. it's also great for the heart.
If you arent used to doing push ups and sit ups, start by doing 10 for the first week every day. 2 weeks later or so, build it up gradually to 15 or 20. You will soon get the hang of it.
If you need more for the arms, get 2 bags of sugar and use them as weights to tone those biceps!
Do some aerobics. Not only will it keep you healthy, it's great fun! Get your mates to do it with you.

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