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Hi Dangernerd.
Came to ask question and got sidetracked reading the Porsche question. I have a 69 camaro...I like the old muscle cars.
Then I checked out your website.I think it will be great!
OK now the question. I live in a very small town. Isp's are not plentiful at all here. Myvine is the one I have. My problem is that they boot me offline every 30 minutes. I do have 2 days a week (usually Mon.& Tues.) where it will allow 2 hours. If I want to go to advicenators chat it is a problem (can't come back on with same name). If I want to download anything it can be a problem. Not to mention it is just plain annoying! They have a agere systems pci soft modem and are Microsoft H.323 telephony service provider if that info is useful to you.
I contacted myvine about the problem. They said it appeared to be my local server...duh. Tech support gave me a code to try under modem info, advanced extra settings s10=250 This did nothing. My brother told me to put 3 commas after my dial up number...this did nothing.
I will get knocked off even if I am in the middle of doing something online so I don't think a connection keeper type download would help...do you? If so I am willing to try it. If you think it is worth a try a reputable program suggestion would be appreciated.
Anything I can do or am I just stuck with this? The 2 hrs. I can live with but, 30 minutes is aggravating to say the least.
I do have direct TV and we are planning to possibly go with their broadband service one day. We plan on moving soon though and will wait until then to switch because of the initial cost of an extra dish and all that. In the mean time though do you have any brilliant advice?
Thanks...YG (younggrandma)
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Hello YG,
Thank you for the compliment on the website. If I ever get time to work on it, it should be really something.
As for your modem issues... Many ISPs buy too few lines for the number of customers they currently have. As such, they "accidentally" bump everyone off on a regular schedule.
To find out if this is the case, see if you can get in touch with another user of your ISP. If they have the same problem, then there you go.
When you say: "...They have a agere systems pci soft modem and are Microsoft H.323 telephony service provider..." where are you getting that info? If that is off the dial-up networ settings on your machine, then it is YOU who have the Agere systems softmodem.
It is highly unlikely that any ISP would be able to run win modems.
What is a winmodem? A "soft"modem or "win"modem is a single chip modem which uses your computers CPU to do most all of the work that the modem should be doing. You could accurately say that it is emulating a "real" modem in software.
This is bad. Why? Because your computer has enough to do all ready. The result of a winmodem is usually (in my experience) slow and buggy connections.
What do you do to fix it?
Replace the modem with a "real" modem.
Unfortunately they are getting harder to find as modems go the way of the Modemasaurus.
If you go browsing eBay or something, remember to look for modems the plainly state:
"Hardware Modem"
"on board DSP chip" (Digital Signal Processing)
"NOT a winmodem"
...or the like.
If you can manage an external modem, you have a good chance of finding a hardware modem.
USB external modems CAN BE winmodems. It could go either way. You also have the USB overhead (minimal, unless your system is really slow) to worry about.
Serial connected external modems ARE SAFE. The serial link is not suitable for the amount of data interchange that a soft modem requires, therefore if you find an external v.92 (or v.90) 56K modem, you will be safe. You also get the pretty blinky connection lights to look at this way. ;-)
Here's an inexpensive, well reviewed modem in the external variety:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16825137104
... I'll tell you right now you won't beat that price.
Here is an internal hardware modem on the cheap. This is a decent modem. Worth the price and then some... Just PAY ATTENTION to the comments. Use the drivers on the CD, or download the new ones from intel, but do NOT let it install what windows thinks is correct.
http://secure.newegg.com/NewVersion/FeedBack/CustRatingReview.asp?Item=N82E16825137102
All this having been said... I like external modems. I always have. Takes a small power burden off your computer's power supply and puts more safety measures inbetwixt your computer and the phone lines
Did I mention you get connection, diagnostic and status information indicators? Or: cool blinkies? :-)
DangerNerd.
P.S. May I post this in my blog? (Whenever THAT gets updated!)
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anyone use netscape that can tell me how to block a website from working? (link)
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Hello there,
There is a way. It is somewhat involved, but if you must do this for whatever reason then it probably helps to know that it isn't impossible. :-)
If you are running Windows XP, and your windows installation directory is "windows", then open an explorer window and navigate to:
C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc
find a file called "hosts" (No file extension)
open the file and it will ask you what you want to open it with... Pick notepad.
add the site you want to block like so:
find this line:
127.0.0.1 localhost
below it add:
127.0.0.1 www.siteihate.com
...save the file and try to get there. ;-)
Please note that the spaces between the number and the domain name should actually be a TAB. In other words:
127.0.0.1(press the tab key once)www.siteihate.com
If you need further help, please ask directly.
DangerNerd.
P.S. May I use your question in my blog?
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This notification pop up is annoying the crap out of me. I keep clicking OK since there is no other option to choose from. It says "Run time error '26001':
Failed to set registry value Key: '-2147483646', Section, 'SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\RunServices',Key:'View Manager' to value: 'viewmgr.exe' Anyclue what the hell is going on? It keeps popping up and it won't go away. And by the way, I suck at computers. Thanks if you can help! (link)
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Hello there,
You have installed the Viewpoint Media Player on your system at some time or another to view the contents of a web page that required it. You may not have even been asked at the time, meaning that it was installed automatically in the backround.
Go to control panel, click "add/remove programs" and remove the viewpoint media player.
If you still have difficulty, please consult the following links.
http://ask-leo.com/viewmgrexe.html
http://www.kephyr.com/spywarescanner/library/viewpointmediaplayer/index.phtml
You should also visit:
http://housecall.trendmicro.com
... for a free online virus scan.
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/support/download/
... and download and run AdAware SE (free) to see what else is on your system that you didn't know about.
DangerNerd.
P.S. May I use your question in my blog?
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went to the sixth ranger battalion open house on saturday morning. those are some tough hombres right there. they acted like a bunch of goofballs during the hand-to-hand demonstrations, and took the whole thing with a lot of fun mixed in, while at the same time beating the hell out of each other. The rangers in the demonstration were completely oblivious to any pain or discomfort whatsoever, it was scary as hell.
I am going to apply for ranger school immediately after boot camp.
on another subject, i found a girl that would meet even your own standards, she's the valedictorian of my school to say the least, she can talk politics like a pro, and she's friggin perfect. unfortunately, i have only eighteen days before boot camp. any tips on where to take her? dinner, symphony perhaps? my buddy set us up for prom, so we've met to say the least. talking about politics while slow dancing was a real turn-on for me. she's going to NYU on a free ride scholarship this fall, and i want to at least be able to write letters to her from BCT.
I am not going to let an opportunity like this pass me by, she's the first non-stupid, non-insane girl i have met in my town
thanks for reading
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Hello again Gunner,
Glad to hear Ranger school appeals to you. You will need to take an e-mail address for me with you when you go to basic. Let me know how you make out and all that.
Bravo for the excellent find in a young woman. It doesn't happen very often, so don't piss it away. ;-)
Now, you failed to supply the critical info required to answer your question: What does she like to do and where does she like to go?
Whatever the answer to that is should determine your choices.
Does she like StarWars? Then get advanced tickets for this weeks opening. Opening night would be a nice treat.
Is she well read? In other words, is she a cool frood who knows where her towel is? In yet other words, does she love the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Has she seen it? No? Then take her.
What is her planned major for NYU?
Find something related.
If she is studying criminology see if you can arrange a police ride-along for her and yourself. (If they do that where you are.)
If the weather holds for you, find out what she likes in the way of food, and orchestrate a picnic she will not forget.
Give her a happy memory to keep in mind until you can return to see her again.
Most importantly: If she makes it clear that she isn't interested in a relationship right now, don't be a jackass about it.
She's going to school and you are going to the Army. There are reasons to think twice about getting a permanent thing going right at the moment.
If you are cool about that now, you will have the chance to show up at her school in uniform someday. Ranger badge and silver wings in tow; topped with the the single most Hoo-ahh! high and tight haircut she's ever seen. Brother, you will look so sharp you just aren't going to believe it.
If her last memory of you is a pleasant one, and she's sick of the endless stream of useless liberal pukes at school, she will be very glad to see you again.
Be advised: College changes people. You are going to want to see what happens to her after she's been there awhile. You might not even like her by the time you are ready for that visit.
Be advised: The Army changes people. She might not like you by the time you make that visit. You will also have a better grasp on things when you finish your training. What you look for in a girl may shift. If she can't deal with Army life, you have no chance. This is assuming you stay in for awhile. (Very likely at this point, as you would fall over if I told you about the re-up bonuses they are offerring 1st quality Rangers.)
Either way, I hope you two get along and have fun in the here and now. If you need further advice on where to take her, you will have to tell me more about her.
One final thought:
Don't play the baby lottery. The odds would scare you.
With your asvab score you shouldn't do anything to risk acceptance into Ranger training.
DangerNerd.
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Okay heres the deal:
I am a 14 y/o guy. I have been riding for a while now and want to get in on like a race or somthing. Nothing like extremely competitive, just like an amateur race/ride. The problem is finding one-I have searched a ton of places but can't find anything. Does anybody know a site that lists races and that kinda stuff for cyclist?
If it helps any-I live in the Kansas City Missouri area. Thanks.
I rate 5's to anything that WORKS. If it is just a non-shallant comment I will give it a 1.
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Any high-end bike shop will be able to help you.
Try here:
http://www.stlbiking.com/Menu_BikeDealers.htm
Here's a listing of clubs:
http://www.mobikefed.org/moclubs.html
Then google: "bike race st. louis mo" without the quotes.
DangerNerd.
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there's a good chance i might get stationed in south korea in november, so i was wondering what kinds of martial arts the koreans use in hand-to-hand combat. this is very important to me, I've talked to people that were stationed there, and they say that a lot of south korean troops are black belts in jujitsu or other local arts. I need to know how to defeat a north korean soldier with similar training in unarmed combat. its a bit of a far flung contingency, but when my tank gets knocked out of action, my M-4 is out of ammo, and some bird-chested scoundrel is closing in for the kill, it would be a nifty piece of info. I am at present, a bar room style slugger with a mean right, slower than most in a scrum. if needed- 6'1" 182 lbs, barrel chested.
any form that will use the korean styles against themselves? or should i just carry my thai bush knife and an extra hand grenade?
-Gunner J. Hitler
p.s. I have a lot of problems, don't I? (link)
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Howdy Gunner,
Ok... This is going to save me a great deal of typing as I answered a question with most of the basics here:
http://advicenators.com/qview.php?q=306168
... The thing to remember is this: In our culture, all of our entertainment seems to make hand to hand combat the most glorious thing ever... That, dear sir, is bullshit.
Hand 2 hand is the very LAST line of defense. If you get there, you better be prepared to do what it takes to disable your opponent.
Find yourself a vietnam era Army Ranger PATHFINDER... (Hi Dad!)
He'll be about 60 now, and tell him you totally and utterly dare him to defend himself using only his thumb. If he's not a head case, you'd better be prepared to have you ass handed to you.
What does this have to do with anything? Simple, they were taught every fast efficient way we know to disable and/or kill their opponent as fast as possible.
All this dancing around each other like you see in the movies is utter crap. Usually it is the first person to strike successfully that will "win."
Thumb to the eyes, ruptured ear drums, crushed larynx, nothing pretty.
What did mister "I will defend myself using only my thumb, son" tell me about fighting?
Walk away. No matter what you have to do, or what kind of shit they give you... Walk away.
If they will absolutely NOT allow you to walk away, be prepared to expidite their departure from this earth, since that's what they have in mind for you.
Now, this is mostly rambling and I know it. I have had about zero sleep, and it's been a heck of a day.
Here we go:
If you could only pick one to learn, and you REALLY are willing to put in the time, then Hapkido would serve you well. It is a Korean art, so you should have NO trouble finding an instructor.
I can't say enough about Aikido. It isn't so much fighting as not fighting. You have to see it to really understand it. Please reference the links in the other post for more.
If you want to know how to defend yourself, and your asvabs will allow, find your way into Ranger school. If you can find it on discovery or some such channel, look for "Ranger Challenge" that will give you an idea the kind of person you could become by using your Army time wisely.
The only place in the army where you can be absolutely certain that someone has your back. Nothing else counts, as most people in the service today are looking for easy college money. Rangers lead the way.
(All that having been said, if you could avoid the service right now I sure would do it.)
Keep your knife sharp and your eye for trouble sharper, and you should avoid most h2h situations. Your odds of even seeing the person responsible for your demise is like winning the lotto. :-(
If you are already signed up: Ranger school. If you survive the coming madness, there is a HUGE difference between saying: "I was in the Army" and "I am an Army Ranger formerly attached to the 101st Airborne Division." Anyone ever comes to me for a job with a verifiable Pathfinder badge on their resume, they instantly clear the field of all other comers. Anyone I know to be a combat veteran and a Ranger, is welcome to whatever I have to offer, and will be trusted with my goods and person on the very first day we meet. Reason: Ask me some time when you know me better.
Do you want people to think of YOU like that? Ranger school.
If not signed up yet, avoid service like the proverbial plague. Spend some time reading the blogs of people stationed around the Persian Gulf. It is a real eye opener. My hooah Ranger Pathfinder Dad, discouraged me. That should tell you something.
I have more, but I am falling asleep.
Goodnight,
Dangernerd.
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Okay I make icons and my animator expired. Because it wasn't the right one. I have been searching for CoffeeCup GIF Animator 6.2/6.1 because those are the versions that work for me. I can only find 7.0, does anyone know where I can find CoffeeCup GIF Animator 6.2/6.1?
XOXO
Charmed-Cherry21 (link)
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If you still need it:
http://www.gold-software.com/download3116.html
DangerNerd.
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i have a hp computer (im on my little sisters right now) but anyway a couple of days ago i was signed on aim only and then all of a suddent the screen went blue and it was like "to prevent you computer from harming your files and folders it shut down" or something like that and then it said it was dumping the physical memory so i let it do that and when it was done i restarted my computer and a black screen pops up that says there was an error and then it asks how i would like to start up my computer, iv done everyway but it still wont work and then after the blue screen pops up!! i really need to get on so if anyone could help me that would be great (link)
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Hello there,
When you restart, you press F8 to get to the boot options screen. If you have tried starting in "Safe Mode" and have the same problem, then it is time to have the computer looked at in person, by someone who knows what they are doing.
This could be hardware failure: Bad hard drive, RAM, power Supply, CPU. Even something as simple as a CPU cooler could cause your problem.
It is also possible that it is software related. Did you have currently updated virus protection at the time? If not, there is a nasty bug going around AIM that, when opened, will corrupt the windows system files and prevent your computer from restarting.
The worst that would be required in this case is a system restore, or clean re-install of windows.
DangerNerd.
P.S. Mind if I use this question in my blog?
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Alright, so, my computer sucks. Apparently it's a good computer, but we always have problems with it. For the last few months it's been surprisingly fine. But recently, it starts shutting down with no warning or anything. I haven't noticed a pattern in things that I'm doing when it shuts down, and it's really becoming an inconveinance(sp?). We don't have a anti-virus program, which, I know is incredibly stupid. When I try to start the computer back up, it sounds like a dead engine trying to start up in the tower, but nothing works. Does anyone know what could be wrong? Thanks! (link)
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I suppose the best answer would be based on what exactly you mean by a "dead engine" sound.
If you mean tink-tink-tink-clunk, that would be the hard drive.
If it is more of a high growling noise, that could be the CPU fan, case fan or power supply fan. All of these are notorious for failure.
Overheating a computer's CPU even once can leave it in need of repair.
Time to take this one to the shop and see what's what.
Make sure they provide your old parts and a reasonable explaination of the problem. That way they don't sell you things you don't need.
DangerNerd.
P.S. Mind if I add this question to my blog?
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my partner wanted a car fom yes car creadit he asked me to go becouse i had a full driveing licence but i only went cos the company would not let him drive it out without insurance so i done that for him about 5days after my dad was reading all paper work and said i was on the contract as well so my partner called them and they said they would take me off it. but a few months later i was still on it now me and partner have parted and the car has been taken back by company and nowwant 7,606 pound off me and dont know what to do my partner has told the company many times he is responsibel for the dept as i only get 44 pound a week as i look after my mum pleass get back with some advice for me manythanks wayne richardson (link)
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Hello there,
Did you actually sign the contract? If so, you may need to find legal help.
One thing you can do: Get, in writing, a signed statement from your ex-partner stating the facts of the matter. Have it witnessed by a few people who are not involved. They must also sign. Do this in the presence of a notary, and have the whole thing notarized.
Once you have that, you can have notarized copies made by the same notary public.
Send copies to all parties involved and see what happens.
The short ugly answer is: If you signed something, you are bound by it. :-(
There just may be some way out of it considering the circumstances.
DangerNerd.
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My PC is being really odd lately. It's always been a bit off (too many convos open in MSN makes it freeze, or restart, or go black and white, that kinda thing) but it's getting worse. It keeps restarting randomly. I don't think this is a virus because I have Norton Anti-Virus (but it doesn't seem to work so great all the time...). Also, every time it restarts, the plug/socket makes this crackling noise. My mother says it's probably not a problem with the electrics because we have a circuit breaker, so if there was any danger the electricity on the whole of the floor my PC is on would cut out.
Does anyone know what is wrong or how I could make it better? (link)
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Hello there,
There is a definite problem here. Either the socket/plug is defective or your computer is drawing too much current(amperage.)
The circuit breaker that your computer is plugged into is probably 15 or 20 amps, and your computer uses, at most, 4 amps with a big old fashioned monitor.
That crackling sound is the beginning of an electrical fire. This is not a joke, I have been doing this (computer repair) for 23 years and have never seen someone lucky enough to get a warning sign like this before something really bad happens.
Usually it is an insurance inspector asking me how, exactly, a computer set the house on fire. I have seen that a dozen or so times.
Don't let your good fortune go to waste, get the computer to a shop and have them check it out while you have time. There is a high probablility that the power supply is having serious problems, as nothing else in the computer could draw so much power without the computer's power supply dying.
Short answer: To the shop with it immediately. Your mother is wrong about the circuit breaker failing before it can start a fire. Totally wrong. Call your local fire marshall and tell them what you posted here, if you need confirmation.
DangerNerd.
P.S. Would you mind if I added your question to my blog?
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well...i just saw the movie 'something like love' and it got me thinking. does love like that actually exist? i'm sure not many people have seen it yet as it is a new movie...but they just seemed so, i don't know, made for each other. it was surreal. i know in real life guys might not stand outside and sing to you with a guitar to win your heart...but the way they felt for each other...does that really happen? thanks! (link)
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My wife and I met at 26, and married almost instantly, to the horror of both our families.
Now it is 8 years later (March 15th.) and I am still amazed that she is so perfect for me.
The whole "who's cuter" and "Who respects me most" thing are so irrelevent as to be pathetic. Someone might think you are a total dork, and still love you with all their heart. Not very respectful, but it is still true love. See what I mean?
True love does exist: I live it every day, and it is worth the wait.
DangerNerd
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hey dude, my buddy carl just got suspended from the site. bit of a problem, his friggin brother scott got onto his comp and started doing really horrible things, like writing racist remarks on carl's advice column. hence the suspension. carl's really angry and i am trying to keep him from tearing his little racist scoundrel of a brother limb from limb for that, as well as his antics with carl's screen name on instant messenger which caused his girlfriend to be a little bit on the angry side, the setting of his home-page as a homoerotic domination site was the icing on the cake. is there any way that i/we can post a formal apology and/or apologize directly to the girl that asked the question? this does not sit well with carl. on a lighter note, my previous question to you might have come out a little garbled, uh sorry bout that. so how should i act towards this girl in class? she's acting like nothing bad happened and it is positively infuriating. happy shakespeare's birth/death day dude.
-Gunner J. Hitler (link)
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I would write the admin:
http://advicenators.com/question.php?u=4
... and let her know what's shaking. Time to put a password on carl's computer I think.
On to another topic: I read your feedback comment regarding your previous question...
"thanks, i think i wrote the question in a bit of a flawed way though; she wants ME to get a make-over. you're right, its not all about the sex. furthermore, I have very similar standards with women. i didn't put two and two together until today, but get this: She used me to get a ride to the burger joint so she could meet her boyfriend (her parents apparently like high school drop-outs as much as I do) and hang out with him. I had the intention of going after her b/c she is smart, cute as hell, and i like her demeanor. I hate her standards in men. which would a semi-logical human being pick for a successful relationship? a guy with a great personality and sense of humor with an impeccable work ethic, or the high school drop-out construction worker? overall, its my fault for writing the question so screwed up dude, I was angry and already into my fourth shot of moonshine. for that I apologize, thanks for helping out. -hitler"
You are correct in that she used you for the ride. She likes this guy for WHATEVER reason. Could be a good lay, could be he spends all his construction dough on her, could be etc.
Guess what you are going to do about that? Absolutely nothing. What she did to you, is what she is probably doing to him... Using him!
The reason she acts like nothing happened is this: In her mind, nothing happened. She does this to every guy she meets, she might not even realize what she does, but that is HIGHLY unlikely.
It is so normal for her to treat someone like this that it is as normal as breathing. She never would think twice about using you, or anyone else.
If you are, what you say you are in your previous comment, then you should be able to do far better than this one. Remember: your dating pool here is very narrow. My real honest to goodness soulmate was across the country from where I was living at the time. Take a look around.
Also, I understood that she wanted YOU to have a makeover... that was the whole point of my reply. I was pointing out what it would be like if the shoe were on the other foot. If you insisted SHE get a makeover everyone would say you were a steaming pile of excrement... She makes that demand and nobody even seems to notice. Love them double standards. :-(
As to what to say to here in school, you could tell the truth: "I don't like being used as a ride to see your boyfriend." She will probably flip out and say you are jealous or some such.
You could tell her that you have learned that she is a user. A user of firends and family, and you want nothing to do with her. (My vote)
You could try the cold shoulder.
DangerNerd.
P.S. What state are you in? You mention moonshine... ;-)
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See profile please.
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I'll try to keep the rage from boiling over as i write this, but this is quite possibly the worst most embarassing fiasco i have ever dealt with.
well here's the details; i had to edit it afterwards.
the same girl that wants to give me a f***ing makeover before prom- took her to a burger joint for the obvious meal, didn't tell me she had a boyfriend until the dude shows up at said burger joint.
I am positively infuriated at the intel disaster that led to this f***ing fiasco, then we(all 3) go to wal-mart and look around for about two hours and wind up buying cotton balls. cotton balls! two hours in which i could have been looking for a better chance of sex. ughh. then she finds my f***ing cigarettes as i'm driving home, gives me a lecture, I said i had quit so that i might still have a chance(bought the pack THAT DAY). no no no, she takes the f***ing things and gets out of MY truck and throws them out. if it wasn't for her boyfriend being such a cool guy, i would have f***ing bailed about two hours earlier, screw this, i need sex. i am going to get myself stationed in south korea and get the hottest asian girl in the country just to avenge this f***ing "suprise Gunner" field day. I'm going to get drunk now, so if you could give me some advice on how to deal with this girl at school after being gutted in such a manner, it would be a good ending to an unbelievably bad day.
-Gunner J. Hitler
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Hello Gunner,
Do you mind if I give it to you straight?
1) If you asked a girl to go to the prom, but insisted that she get a makeover before you would take her... Can you imagine the shit-storm? Same thing goes for you. Either you are good enough to take, or you are not.
Find someone who would like to go with YOU, not your preppy one day only makeover clone.
2) If she'll cheat on him, she'll cheat on you.
3) If he's not pissed that she is wanting to go out with you, then he sleeps around on her. They may have an "open relationship" where each sees others on the side. If so, it's a disease festival with your name on it. Picture putting your pecker somewhere that has seen total exposure to 300+ others. All hers + all his + all theirs = GROW a damn clue already.
As for looking for sex... grow up. You haven't even made it out of HS yet, and you are on your way to get drunk because possibly the single most disease infested girl you know will not share her rancid sleep-anywhere ass with you.
Go home... yank-it, crank-pit or spank-it and forget about her.
Look for a girl you can have an actual conversation with. At an equal intellectual level, no less. Someone who likes what YOU like. Someone who thinks you do NOT need a makeover.
The right one didn't find me till I was 26. We met on-line. Coast to coast romance. e-mailed for 90 days, met, and were married in two weeks.
It's 8 years later now, and she still makes me happy.
I didn't want much: Moral Christian VIRGIN female with an I.Q. over 170.
Take your time. In 5 years, you will look back on this shit, still dislike her, but discover that it is as important as yesterday's underwear. In the scheme of things, not being with this one, is practically irrelevent. Being with her, (SLUT!) could be the end of you.
As far as "avenging" anyone about anything, do you realize how incredibly stupid that sounds?
If you go to Korea, and have sex with some bar chick hanging around a military base (slut...) pick up a nifty case of herpessyph, clap, etc... that is going to hurt your domestic slut... How?
I realize you are hurt. I do. Been there, done that. I went out with a girl once upon a time that, when I told her I would only marry a virgin, said she was a good girl who had "kept her legs crossed" ... She, as it turns out, had indeed kept her legs crossed... since her last gang bang.
Because I wasn't having sex with anyone till after marriage, this only cost me a few bucks and some time. You are after sex. You sleep with this whore, and your life could be over.
All I ask is that you think about it for a sec.
As for how to deal with her at school. Make sure the boyfriend knows she wanted to go to the prom with you. Then treat her like you would any other skanky two-timing disease infested whore... Ignore her. If she asks why, call a spade a spade and be done with it.
That, for what it is worth, is my advice.
Take care,
DangerNerd.
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I rolled over in bed last night & kind of hit my cat... & she wasn't 2 happy so she crached my face all up & the worst 1 is on my nose... & it dosen't hurt, but its really bad & gross looking & all this Neosporin smells bad... & my dad didn't want me 2 go 2 school 2day cos it might get enfected or something might go wrong & its really bad looking... & so whats the best way 2 make it look better as fast as possibul & it dosen't have 2 heal, but just look good? & I'm not gonna try make up, cos I'm a guy (link)
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Get some hydrogen peroxide on it. It will help to keep it from getting infected, which will speed the healing. Been there, done that.
Dangernerd.
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im quite well behaved but lately if i get up or figet which i always do i see the teachers writting it down. im well paranoid abouty it now. my freinds think that they are writing about the way i behave in my lessons. what do u fink they are doing? i just think im just a bit hyperactive but im not disruptive so what do you finks goin on? anyone else had this before? am i in trouble? (link)
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There is a movement in schools right now to medicate any kid that shows signs of ADD or ADHD both of which are total bullshit in my opinion. Kids can be hyper, it is part of growing up. Drugging them just takes away a part of their childhood.
If you really want to know for sure, ask the teacher what is up. If she won't tell you, go to the principal. If they will not tell you, get with your parents and see what they think. Heck, I think I would tell the parents first in case they have any clue.
Dangernerd.
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okay so i spilt some soup on my dad's laptop keyboard! now some keys will not work and i dont know how to fix it! can someone please tell me what to do.. please dont delete this (link)
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Hello there,
Do NOT try to pry the keys off the laptop! If you give me the brand and model I could be more help.
Most laptop keyboards do not have removable keys.
Just tell him what happened, and maybe after a while suggest that you should have your own computer to spill things on. ;-)
DangerNerd.
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Just curious. I've always noticed in the shower, that my penis is slightly darker, lighter. Darker (more tan I suppose) on the lower half, a bit lighter on the upper. Could this simply be because I was cirumcised at birth, or is there just a larger need for a prolonged shower?
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You are ok. It is very normal to have different shades on the foreskin. I doubt you would notice it at all except that you were circumcised.
I noticed that the color didn't really change until the first time I had sex. (Male virginity test?)
DangerNerd.
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i want to join a martial arts class but dont know which one as in karate, judo, taekwondo etc, plus anyone know whats the difference between them all? (link)
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Hello there,
I am with comrade on this one. Aikido is purely self defense. You basically don't ever attack anyone... But if they move in to attack you, God save them.
It is a very useful and kind art for the most part. It takes time to learn it, but you will benefit from it in many ways. You will come away with a sense of balance that will AMAZE you.
Beware schools that try to convert you to Buddhism. They have another agenda.
Aikido is also VERY good for short people the elderly and females. Very little strength is required. That doesn't mean you can't be tall. I am 6'4"
Hapkido... Man, that's like everything rolled into one. I like it. It is very different from Aikido. Korean art, as opposed to Aikido being Japanese. Grand Master Bong-Soo-Han is amazing:
http://www.bongsoohanhapkido.com/
Now one thing to learn early: In Hapkido, there are an insane number of techniques... Something like 7,500. You don't have to learn them all to be proficient. If you learn NOTHING else from Hapkido, study the cane forms. I haven't seen anything else like it.
Aikido = self defense and getting a good grip on how your body works. It is about not fighting if you can avoid it.
Hapkido = quite aggressive and NOT for someone who isn't able/willing to strength train. (My opinion only)
Tai Kwon Do = stretching exercises and kicking. If you want to kick people upside the head... This is the thing for you. Many people need hip replacement by the time they hit 40. Very hard on the body. Only met one GOOD instructor... Retired Vietnamese General by the name of Kang. Runs a Martial arts supply store in San Diego. Problem: He is VERY advanced and only teaches students that have been learning for many years already.
I can tell you right now that you would never successfully compete against Aikido with Tai Kwon Do. Those kicks don't work at all when someone can capture your leg and throw you.
Judo = Good all around art to learn. You can't go wrong studying judo unless you get an idiot teacher. Judo and Aikido go well together in my opinion. You will be half way to learning one if you already know the other.
Karate = car. Huh? There are so many kinds, that this is like saying you want to buy a car and expecting someone to set you up with the ideal one, without any further info.
I can't give any advice without knowing the exact flavor you are talking about. As a blanket statement, karate would be my last choice. Period.
Jujitsu = try and grapple them to the ground and break a limb. Very successful against a single opponent. If he has friends, you are so very screwed.
There are others.
Go here:
http://www.aikidofaq.com/
... go to the multi-media section. Watch the videos. All of them. ;-) If it looks like sometimes the people are "going along with it" that is because they are. You go in harmony with the person you are practicing with or you go home in pieces.
Aikido WHEN DONE WELL looks like magic. It is the single most amazing thing you may ever see a person do. That's what happened to me. I saw it done well. In school I got dumped on my ass by the tiniest Japanese man I had ever seen. I am 6'4" 300# I wrestled, and played football. This little bitty guy threw me and pinned me as many times as I cared to try. Then as part of the exhibition he asked me if I had any friends that would like to play too. Three wrestlers and three football players... He went through all of us at once like it was some kind of sick joke. It is the real deal.
Now here's the best part: The guy was smiling. He didn't get a big head about any of this. He didn't act like he had some secret knowledge that he was keeping hidden for only HIS favorite student... He instantly wanted to share all this with us.
Don't expect big egos because they don't last in Aikido. You either get humble about the incredible power you are learning, or you get out.
I guess it boils down to what you want out of it.
Do you want to "Beat people up?" Do you want to be the agressor? Then take your pick, but I would strongly reccommend Hapkido.
Do you want the confidence of knowing you have NOTHING to fear from an unarmed attacker? Would you like self confidence? Do you want to feel like part of the family as opposed to "FRESH MEAT?" Then you may want to look at Aikido.
If you happen to live around San Diego, check out San Diego AiKiKai. The guy that runs it knows his business like few others alive today.
Any further questions, feel free.
DangerNerd
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