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you seem like a reasonable fellow. how bout this one?
I'll try to keep the rage from boiling over as i write this, but this is quite possibly the worst most embarassing fiasco i have ever dealt with.
well here's the details; i had to edit it afterwards.
the same girl that wants to give me a f***ing makeover before prom- took her to a burger joint for the obvious meal, didn't tell me she had a boyfriend until the dude shows up at said burger joint.
I am positively infuriated at the intel disaster that led to this f***ing fiasco, then we(all 3) go to wal-mart and look around for about two hours and wind up buying cotton balls. cotton balls! two hours in which i could have been looking for a better chance of sex. ughh. then she finds my f***ing cigarettes as i'm driving home, gives me a lecture, I said i had quit so that i might still have a chance(bought the pack THAT DAY). no no no, she takes the f***ing things and gets out of MY truck and throws them out. if it wasn't for her boyfriend being such a cool guy, i would have f***ing bailed about two hours earlier, screw this, i need sex. i am going to get myself stationed in south korea and get the hottest asian girl in the country just to avenge this f***ing "suprise Gunner" field day. I'm going to get drunk now, so if you could give me some advice on how to deal with this girl at school after being gutted in such a manner, it would be a good ending to an unbelievably bad day.
-Gunner J. Hitler
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Hello Gunner,
Do you mind if I give it to you straight?
1) If you asked a girl to go to the prom, but insisted that she get a makeover before you would take her... Can you imagine the shit-storm? Same thing goes for you. Either you are good enough to take, or you are not.
Find someone who would like to go with YOU, not your preppy one day only makeover clone.
2) If she'll cheat on him, she'll cheat on you.
3) If he's not pissed that she is wanting to go out with you, then he sleeps around on her. They may have an "open relationship" where each sees others on the side. If so, it's a disease festival with your name on it. Picture putting your pecker somewhere that has seen total exposure to 300+ others. All hers + all his + all theirs = GROW a damn clue already.
As for looking for sex... grow up. You haven't even made it out of HS yet, and you are on your way to get drunk because possibly the single most disease infested girl you know will not share her rancid sleep-anywhere ass with you.
Go home... yank-it, crank-pit or spank-it and forget about her.
Look for a girl you can have an actual conversation with. At an equal intellectual level, no less. Someone who likes what YOU like. Someone who thinks you do NOT need a makeover.
The right one didn't find me till I was 26. We met on-line. Coast to coast romance. e-mailed for 90 days, met, and were married in two weeks.
It's 8 years later now, and she still makes me happy.
I didn't want much: Moral Christian VIRGIN female with an I.Q. over 170.
Take your time. In 5 years, you will look back on this shit, still dislike her, but discover that it is as important as yesterday's underwear. In the scheme of things, not being with this one, is practically irrelevent. Being with her, (SLUT!) could be the end of you.
As far as "avenging" anyone about anything, do you realize how incredibly stupid that sounds?
If you go to Korea, and have sex with some bar chick hanging around a military base (slut...) pick up a nifty case of herpessyph, clap, etc... that is going to hurt your domestic slut... How?
I realize you are hurt. I do. Been there, done that. I went out with a girl once upon a time that, when I told her I would only marry a virgin, said she was a good girl who had "kept her legs crossed" ... She, as it turns out, had indeed kept her legs crossed... since her last gang bang.
Because I wasn't having sex with anyone till after marriage, this only cost me a few bucks and some time. You are after sex. You sleep with this whore, and your life could be over.
All I ask is that you think about it for a sec.
As for how to deal with her at school. Make sure the boyfriend knows she wanted to go to the prom with you. Then treat her like you would any other skanky two-timing disease infested whore... Ignore her. If she asks why, call a spade a spade and be done with it.
That, for what it is worth, is my advice.
Take care,
DangerNerd.
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