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Suicide preparations


Posted Thursday February 26 2015, 5:51 pm

Personally, I have been very miserable all of my life. I have suffered from OCD as long as I can remember. I moved from New York to Florida when I was five years old. It was very traumatic for me. I have tried to commit suicide, but I just ended up in a mental institution. I do see a psychiatrist, but she does not help me. In fact, I only see her for the medication. I am absolutely miserable right now, especially with my job. I decided that I will no longer give any types of hints about suicide because I don't want to end up in a mental institution again. That did nothing to help me. I am going through preparations (getting my house ready, cleaning, trying to pay off bills).

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Posted Thursday February 26 2015, 4:59 pm

am i gona fall pregnant if i had 3 tregestrel

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My mother expects me to pay her bills because she raised me?


Posted Thursday February 26 2015, 2:10 pm

So I was adopted by my grandma. My mom was in my life, though. Basically my mom and my grandma both raised me. Anyway, I'm 24 and I'm living in my own townhouse with my boyfriend in a completely different county. When I lived at home, I paid the bills and helped any way I could, because I lived in the house. However, now I have my own bills I need to pay. My grandma called me constantly asking for money to pay her such-in-such bill because she couldn't afford to pay it. I refused her once, and she would always bring up the fact she adopted me and that she raised me and that I owed her for it. Then, I end up having to go to court FOR her because the old landlord sued her and she refused to go. I'm now having to pay this debt to him because I...

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I WEIGH A LOT BUT I DONT LOOK IT?!


Posted Thursday February 26 2015, 10:32 am

Okay. 1) I have EDS type 3 makes it hard for me to lose weight because of my loose joints. Hard to exercise. 2) I'm 5'8" 3) I weigh 210 4) I was doing the Atkins diet for 2 months. I lose about 20 lbs.

I am well portioned and instead of looking like I weigh that much, I look about 150.

I've been hitting the gym 3 days a week since January.

I have lots of muscle in my legs, and some in my arms...

My mom says; "Muscle weighs more than fat." "Muscle is smaller than fat." "If you build muscle you'll be smaller."

I don't want to be a freaking whale my entire life!!! Okay.. So this is the problem.

Muscle is smaller than fa...

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my 16 year old friend acts too much of a 5 year old we dont know what to d


Posted Thursday February 26 2015, 6:29 am

Hi,our 16 year old friend,lets say her name is Ana,so she act's like a child and annoys many of us by putting on children songs on (Barney,Disney etc.) And sings along with them its all she really listes too, but if we were to play a song (Jeremiah birthday sex etc.) She would get defensive and start yelling at us on how immature we are and that all we're doing is sin by listening to songs like that. She tends to jump,hit,poke,and hug us whenever she likes. Her mother even adds to it by spoiling her and giving into her tantrums

Please if you have any ideas of what we can do we will appreciate it so much. Thank you.

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Pain from head to toe? What causes this?


Posted Thursday February 26 2015, 1:21 am

What would cause chronic pain from head to toe

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How to stop fighting w/ my dad?


Posted Wednesday February 25 2015, 10:11 pm

I've never been close with my dad, ever. We've always argued. It's probably because we're so similar. I got my anxiety and depression from him, so I guess that's probably because I take my anger out on him aswell.

We argue literally every day. 98% of the time is something negative. I do admit that I call him stupid, annoying, etc. out of anger (I have anger issues). He'll always say that I'm rude, annoying, even sometimes say I'm a bitch (Or that I'm acting like one). It doesn't get physical obviously. Usually I just get mad, go to my room, and slam my door. I am in my room 99.8% of the time. He just makes me so mad. He has a short fuse too. Even asking him a question will make him burst into flames. It's ridiculous. If I ev...

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Sucidial thoughts


Posted Wednesday February 25 2015, 9:22 pm

23/f

I'm not really sure how to express myself right now I just want to vent to someone to listen. I come from a loving family and could get whatever I possibly wanted. But I sometimes feel so sad that I am going no where in life I always feel everything is my fault. I care about people before i care about myself. I would kill myself to save another person. Growing up I can remember this would happen and I think it is getting worse. Whenever I do something wrong and I make someone angry I start hurting myself when I get in a fight with my boyfriend I start punching myself and pinching my arm I slap myself across the face and I tell myself how useless I am and how my mother should have never had me. Is this normal? I don't kno...

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guy i likes two best friends like me


Posted Wednesday February 25 2015, 6:46 pm

so i recently have been on a few dates with this guy and things are going well so far, meanwhile a different guy (they slightly know eachother) started liking me and just asked me out knowing that i am dating the other guy. all this aside, theres a third guy who is close with both of them who i actually like a lot, i know based on things he has said to my friends that he would date me if it werent for his friends. i realize this makes me sound horrible but in the event that things dont pan out with the first guy, since it is very new, how do i get the 3rd guy to ask me out without feeling like hes being a bad friend?

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hooked up with a guy a likes best friend


Posted Wednesday February 25 2015, 6:43 pm

In summary, theres this guy in a few of my classes who ive liked for a few months and based on things he told me friends he liked me too a little, we would speak a lot on a off but never really hung out alone or adressed anything. fast forward a few months i was getting annoyed that he wasnt making a move or anything yet and ended up hooking up with one of his best friends whos a few years older. it wasnt neccisarily to get back at him but just didnt care to not do it for his sake since he wasnt making a move anyways. i didnt really think anything of the friend like we hooked up drunk at a club but eventually started hanging out more initially as good friends and then hooking up more. bottom line things ended terribly with the friend and ...

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Acne scars: How do you get rid of them?


Posted Wednesday February 25 2015, 5:37 pm

Does anyone have any methods of getting rid of old acne scars? I've been using dark spot correctors for a long time and it doesn't seem to help. I even use sunscreen whenever I go out to prevent it from darkening. I've tried a lot of home methods like lemon juice, etc. but nothing works. I have brown skin so they're highly noticeable even under my makeup. I try not to use thickening makeup too to prevent new pimples from coming but it seems like such a tight balance that I have to maintain.

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Friend Pregnant


Posted Wednesday February 25 2015, 5:11 pm

13/f.Ummmm,I am in the 8th grade and one of my good friends some way have gotten pregnant. My friend doesn't know that my bestfriend and me know that she is.My best friend had to do some for my friend on her fb page because her phone is going to be off. So she told her to text her boyfriend that her phone is going to be off. My Best friend just have texted me sending me pictures of the messages between my friend and her bf talking about abortions and if she is going to keep the baby. Her child's mother talked to her too. Right now my most concern is like I know that its like we invading her privacy,but I need an adult advice. I want to tell my mother,but my mother would most likely make me stop talking to her or hanging with her. But now I ...

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is he coming back to me


Posted Wednesday February 25 2015, 9:00 am

My boyfriend and i broke up about a month ago... Before we broke up we had communications issues. he said we should stay friends and see if things fall into place. I didnt like that so i called it quit, after a few days i called him back saying that we should fix it, he agreed, but after days go by he wont call or text, i would bring it up again, he would after to fixing it and the same thing would go on again.. At some point i would text and he wont reply. Finally one day i told him that i dont want to be led on again and he should tell me where we both stand, he then said that he cannot commit to me. I was very hurt i just thanked him and said goodbye he replied that if it was the final goodbye then okay... So i deleted him from my contac...

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Parents...divorce?


Posted Tuesday February 24 2015, 11:46 pm

Ever since I was little(I'm 17 now), my parents haven't gotten along. I don't know why they haven't gotten a divorce. They can never get along. We can't spend one day or ever go out as a family without them getting into an argument. They had a fight a few days ago and I feel like they're gonna have another one soon. And even if they do start talking to each other again (which is almost never), they just end up fighting again. They don't even talk to each other like normal parents, my dad never wants to talk about me or my brother or my sister(who has a disability). He never wants to talk to my mom about our family. He comes come, cooks for himself, showers, watches tv, and goes to sleep. He doesn't care if any of us have eaten but he always...

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how to ask ur girlfriend to suck off ur friend?


Posted Tuesday February 24 2015, 2:58 pm

how to get girlfriend to blow your friends?

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I have no clue on what man to choose..


Posted Tuesday February 24 2015, 12:36 pm

I want Shaylan, I want Josh, and I want Jay. I just don't know what to do! They all offer me things.. Shaylan is in love with me and I've liked him since 5th grade (I'm a freshman in Highschool).. Josh is the sweetest thing ever and is in love with me, plus we're like best friends... And Jay is so hot and is willing to wait for my decision.. :'( and I need to make a decision fast before I loose all of them.

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diagnostic center


Posted Tuesday February 24 2015, 2:16 am

"I am from India "
My question is regarding diagnostic center , What are standard thinks should be in diagnostic center ?
how do things happen in clinics , does any precaution should take while we go in it?


regards,
Johnsonmon

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IS MY DOG GONNA BE OKAY?!?! :(


Posted Tuesday February 24 2015, 1:17 am

I recently lost my dog of 12 years Izzi... And we had bought a puppy to keep my 7 year old Chihuahua from falling into a depression stage.

The thing is, whenever we're about to leave, he is under our feet, and following us everywhere.

Separation anxiety.

The other thing is out of nowhere, he gets tense. I mean really tense. His muscles tighten and he looks like a bridge with legs. I'm serious.. Like how cats pose when they're defending themselves.

When he does this, he screams in pain. He doesn't yelp, he SCREAMS. These episodes last about 10 seconds each. He doesn't stop until the dog aspirin that we bought at petco kicks in.. We took him to the humane society because that's the...

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I feel pathetic


Posted Monday February 23 2015, 9:18 pm

I'm a senior in high school and I really don't have any friends. There are people that I say hi to once in a while when I see them but we're not very close. I do have one very close friend but we have no classes this year together and barely even talk anymore. I spend my free period and lunch in the library by myself doing work. Even in my classes I have no one to talk to and I feel really pathetic just sitting there. I'm a nice and friendly person but I can't seem to make any friends. I also have very low self esteem, which I know is causing me a lot of problems but I can't seem to change it. I'm always feeling like a loser. I do well academically but I can't even participate in my classes because I'm worried about others will think. I fee...

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22/f: No men I have ever met are attracted to chicks who look anything close to me.


Posted Monday February 23 2015, 5:50 pm


I am an extremely petite woman. I'm about 5"1, Asian and with tiny bone structure. Ballet dancer's build, basically. I wear 00 pants, size 2 dress and 32A bra and though not completely shapeless (I have long legs and a defined waistline), I am extremely skinny and fragile-looking.

There are literally no men I have ever met that are attracted to chicks who look anything close to me. Every single guy I know is obsessed with the blonde hair extensions, blue eyes and big boobs, and it feels like I'll never be able to compare. I suppose if I was persistent I could get someone to date me, but during the date I know they wouldn't be able to stop themselves from constantly stealing looks at the voluptuous all-American woman at the next table.


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