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paranoid about being pregnant


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 11:16 pm

ok im young 17 and im on birth control i have sex frequently so at any time and any moment and always a posiblity that i may be or become pregnant. i dont use condoms any more and havnt for a bout half a year. same boyfriend for 2 1/2 years. stick to the question. i dont know if im being pranoid or that i really am pregnant. i hear that while on birth control i could still be pregnant and get my so called period. for two weeks before my period i have had bad cramps. some say ovulating maybe idk. i have had frequent car sickness feelings that come and go. yesterday i was working and i felt like i was going to throw up i felt totally fine the night before and when i came in to work towards the end i was going to puke. i thankfully had enough ...

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Kids not flushing toilet


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 11:01 pm

My eight year old daughter and her friend (girl, same age)will often times play at my house directly after school. Frequently both kids will use our bathroom(s) soon after arriving to do a poo, since often times they hold it in during school. The problem is that neither girl flushes afterward. After talking to my daughter, they have a contest as to who does the biggest poo, who has been holding it the longest, who has to go the worst,etc. I am hoping this is just a phase that they are going through. I don't appreciate it when I go into the bathroom, lift up the lid, and see an unflushed BM and knowing it came from my daughter or her friend (although I am a little surprised at the size of the stools sometimes, and I guess I can see why they ...

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Random


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 10:50 pm

It doesn't happen very often but I was just sitting here then all of a sudden my bottom lip got hot, then a little sore then a bump appeared. It's gone already which is like 5 minutes later. Any ideas on why this happened or what it could have been?

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pea tests


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 10:49 pm

why is it so nerve recking to buy a pregnancy test? feels like no matter what age you are its embarrasing you dont want ne one to know and would rather just appear at your house.

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I'm surrounded by idiots.


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 10:41 pm

In school as well as in my community I feel as though I'm surrounded by idiots. I'm not trying to be cocky but I feel as though I intellectually surpass almost everyone around me. The others in school are all immature and driven entirely by petty emotions and even many of the adults I know base their actions on childish thoughts. When I step back to look at the world all I see are problems caused by immature and emotionally driven people. Even my friends have become nearly unbearable lately and I'm actually quite popular in school. I have many friends, or at least people who consider themselves to be my friends.

I've always felt like an outsider despite my friends and family but recently I feel as though I'm becoming more and...

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True Happiness!


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 10:13 pm

14/f
I was wondering is there like a true happiness in the world? Like something that everyone has. Whether it be family or films or money. Is there something that will make you feel so happy only when that object is in your reach? It is also possible that you die without feeling this very good feeling.. right.

Because I think I found mine.. if this is real or if it is just me. For me it's concerts. Nothing in the world can make me happier than dancing in a mosh pit at a good concert. I mean I am just so happy. I only feel this way at concerts also. It's a pure bliss I can not explain. Have you ever felt this?

I was discussing happiness with a friend once and she said like concerts make me so happy, that...

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No one to go to concert with,,, D:


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 9:48 pm

14/f
So I am going to see my two favorite bands on October 17. They are August Burns Red and Bring Me The Horizon. I really would love this concert. I asked my best friend who likes them too and she can't go due to cheerleading. So I asked my other friend who doesn't know the bands but would have fun.. mom said no. My other friends either can't go, don't want to go, or I don't want them to go. I'm really bummed because I was really looking forward to this and now I don't have anyone to go with. I know I could go by myself but I think I wouldn't have as much fun if I have no one to talk to.. I would feel awkward.

This really sucks. Advice please.

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Sin


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 9:23 pm

If I have sex before marriage, even if it's with the man I love and no I will marry and spend the rest of my life with.. where would that leave me with god?
Hell?


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Is it okay to date my friends ex?


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 8:43 pm

I've known this kid since 5th grade and i used to have a huge crush on him. But now we're in 11th grade and we actually hang out, he lives a few blocks away and he walks to meet me all the time. I slept at my friends house one night and slept in his arms, I always sit on his lap even though theres an open seat next to us, and sometimes we'll hold hands across intersections (like we're 5 years old, but its cute :) lol) The night i fell asleep in his arms, we talked for 6 1/2 hours straight about anything, and we weren't even bored. Our conversations were always interesting, and we dont even have to be kissing or anything, we can just hang out, cause we havent even kissed yet.

He recently told one of my good friends that he lik...

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tummy fat.


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 7:51 pm

17/f
So, i am average weight. The thing is i have some tummy fat and i dont like it. I'm not trying to lose weight or anything because i know im still growing. I just want to know how to make my abs tighter so i can lose some of the fat just sitting there. I already walk, run, do crunches and sit ups. What other exercises can i do? How many crunches and sit ups should i do a day and how long is it going to take to get a tight stomach? thanks! (=

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What's the best...


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 7:25 pm

What's the best kind of camera for a 14 yer old girl that just likes to take pictuces of herself an her friends and is super super easy to download onto the computer and can do it within like 20 minutes and is less than 200$? Thanks!

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Is this a sign?


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 7:12 pm

I haven't had my first period yet and I'll be 14 in early october. Sometimes I have cramps but they only last about. 30sec-1 min and sometimes if I fart they go away. What is this? Also my nipples Itch sometimes. I wear a 36a right now. And I have pubic hair and underarm hair and have had it for like a year... What do you think my cramps are? Are they related to my period? And my nipples ithing?

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Posted Monday September 27 2010, 6:32 pm

So my girlfriend and i have been dating for almost a year know and before now she had hung out with me a ton like almost everyday possible. I'm not saying thats all we did, we definately had some free time and hung out with our bros or girls. but just now she didn't hang out with me this whole week and like was like i'm just out don't worry. Then she called me and told me that she was hanging with these dudes who have been like wanting to hookup with her for like ever.. and i was like its whatever and she was like "well i mean i didn't want you to get upset cause i know you know that they think i'm really hott and stuff.. it was just so much fun like i felt so special cause they like just talked about how attractive i was and how they ...

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what is this girl's problem?


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 5:03 pm

19/f. i can't believe im sitting here complaining about this. but anyways i was friends with a girl. let's call her Jane. Jane and i worked together, and we had a math class semester. we hung out for a while and i told her a few embarrassing secrets about me. Well anyways she was rude to me sometimes and i was too and it kind of hurt so i told her and she said she was joking and she didn't mean to hurt me. well anyways Jane and i spent two weekends in a row. then she had to go to San Antonio so we didn't hangout that weekend. the next weekend i asked her if she wanted to hangout but she said her mom took her phone, so i said okay. Then i got a text from her phone saying why don't you go to Dairy Queen and buy a hamburger. And i had told her...

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7 month toy fox terrier


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 4:14 pm

Hello i have a 7 month old toy fox terrier and i've had her since she was 3 months old. She is still having difficulty learning potty training. I take her outside and she pees right away but doesn't always poo. I know she's not going to have to go every time she's outside. But if i let her run around the house she will find a place to poo. Yesterday i took her outside after eating and she pee'd and pooped so i praised her and she got to play. But then i went into the kitchen 5 minutes later and found out that she pooped under the kitchen table and as soon as i looked her at and called her she ran and hid. It's like she knows its wrong to do it because when she does it she goes and hides. How can i teach her to go to the bathroom outside, it...

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whatrelationship is my stepson kids to me


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 3:59 pm

what relationship is my stepson kids to me


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University of central florida


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 3:22 pm

Hello, I'm a VERY scared senior. I REALLY want to go to UCF,but I've been so very concerned that I may not get in. All of my friends,family members, guidance counselors and other adults are telling me that I'll most likely get in but I'm still nervous. My gpa is a 3.25 but weighted out it's probably around a 3.45 or 3.5 but my ACT scores are the issue. My ACT composite was only a 21,i retook the test and again got a 21, improving in some areas but staying the same or going down in others.I applied for the SUMMER 2011 session though and I already turned in my application. I have taken many honors courses, 1 AP course last year ( and passed the AP exam),and this year I'm taking AP Gov, AP economics, and AP enviro, Anatomy Physiology Honors,En...

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How to get threw P.E class?


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 1:42 pm

Hi <3 15 f


Okay well I have to take gym, for my whole freshmen year..than thats it. No mor gym!!! Yay! Well, I hate gym the most. I'm not overweight or anything, I'm just not miss athletic. I don't think theres much of a point in it. :/ I'm getting an A in the class, but me not being the all star player kinda makes me feel bad, plus none of my good friends are in there, only a couple..which I dont think they like me very well. I'm the quiet keep to my self girl..so and I hate being yelled at for "not doing anything" when I do as much as everyone else does..I dont skip class, I go every day... just give me some tips to get threw this year??? Thanks XD

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entertainment business majors


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 1:20 pm

if someone can help me i will worship the ground you walk on.

i want to be an entertainment business major, either concentrating on music business or film/tv, movies business.

any colleges in north eastern US will be great. or preferably, the bay area (california). even southern california will be okay. but really, anywhere in the US haha

i cannot go to USC, NYU, or any school like that cause i'm not qualified lol. also not five towns college, or point park cause i've heard of them already.

omg i know that was really specific, but help me and i will <3 you.

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Boy on my mind


Posted Monday September 27 2010, 1:15 pm

Hi heres my problem:
theres this boy i really like and i've had a crush on him for 4 and a half years now (i'm 18) its not even a crush anymore it feels like im in love with him. Basically i know his email address on you know hotmail msn but he doesn't know who i am and i don't want to add him as it will be like i add randoms so i want him to kind of find me because i don't want it to be a msn relationship how can i get him to add me? please help all answers are kindly appreciated thanks in advance xx

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