Matt's advice column

well i am dating this guy we have nothing in common but i am attracted to him and i find myself flirting with other guys and not telling guys i am taken when i should be what is wrong with me and what should i do?

Tell your boyfriend to take a sharpie and write "This Bitch is Taken," on your forehead.

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home skillet biscuit mean lol
i hear people saying it i just duno what it means.. lol

It means your town is 99 percent white.

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how do i prove that the girl i love,loves me too

Put a gun to her head and ask her if she loves you. Record her answer on video, and there's your proof.

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hi im 15 f,

ok well i like watching people having sex like n theintenet n stuff and rent porn movies with people well doinit does that mean im bi or gay? and if im not what am i?

plzzzzz help.

It means you're a normal human being, and like most normal human beings, you type like you're six years old.

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16/f.

I met a guy online (very stupid idea, I know.) and well...we started talking on MSN (he's 18) for a couple of months. and then he starts telling me he cares for me. then in a week, he loves me and he has a major crush on me.
I'm like...wait wait...hold up..WHAT? You don't even know me..!
My question is....is it possible to actually feel love online?

He keeps on insisting it and I don't know if he's bullshitting me.

Advice?

Stop talking to him.

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matt. i have the url for a song and it's on my computer but how the hell do i get it to play on my website. what the fuck.

http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=theymos

Ask him, but reword your question to one that makes sense.

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(1) my boyfriend and i threw a party and he madeout with two gay guys and got a huge hicky from one. so i kissed (a little more than a peck) a gay guy to show my boyfriend how it hurts. So did i cheat or did he cheat?

Break up; you're both stupid.

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I am in a completely enclosed room with only a mirror and a table. How do I get out?

If you stay in long enough, you'll go psycho and will commence to bust the walls down and you'll escape.

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ok everyone when i was about 5 we had a guy live with us and well he raped me like all the time and then just last year i met some guy online and i thought i really loved him but when we met he raped me and then my dad got really sick and well i got into a big emotional breakdown and i was always depressed and i cut myself alot and well now im not so depressed but i cant stop cutting i dont know why but when i try to stop everything comes back to and the longer i keep cutting it is like everything is ok but i know its not and i have days where i everything is ok and i dont remember any of it but then the next day it hits me like !!POW!! i mean i will start to break down crying and well i cnt stop cutting and my dad found out and when he sees them he gets upset and then he gets sicker but no matter what i do icant stop i need to know what to do if anyone is willing to give me some advice i would really love it thnx

---xxxpoetxxx

See a therapist. I guarantee your mind is beyond fucked up, and the same shit that happened to you when you were a kid you'll be attracted to when you're older.

See a therapist and work out the issues.

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what are some kinky things to say to a guy?
anything.

"Is that a wart?"

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15/f
ok me and my boifriend cant wait to have sex but im still wondering if im ready to have sex with him i have had sex before 4 times but not with him and all those times have been with the wrong person and this time im kinda taking it slow compared to all the other times we have been dating for 4 months now but we've known each other for bout 6 or 7 months so how can i find out if hes the right person to have sex with...

Simple answer for a simple mind;

you're not.

EDIT:

I don't try, I just do it. Like a Nike ad.

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My dad is the most hnest peroson i know. But hes been lying to me:: He prommimsed me he doesnt smoke, when i see him do it! When hes going to bed, ill hear the slider door open to the porch, and look out the window.....and there he is smoking. Thats not the first time either. I catch him sometimes really eraly in th morning too sometimes, because i get up really early. Why is he lying?

Doesn't want to set a bad example.

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Ok, so well last year, i was kind of the queen bee of my grade.

then all my best friends left my school.

so i settled for the coolest one out of all the girls;

one girl who i fought with last year and this new girl.

they would always leave me (as in not wait for me if i was getting my stuff after class)

and now they're kind of closer and that mkaes our threesome (not like that...) kind of messsed up. i just want to be back on top again :]

HELP?!

thanks xoxo

Everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying it.

You're an idiot; get new friends that are actually friends, not strategic chess pieces that will help you get "to the top," aka; even more of an idiot.

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ok so im looking for some new songs.
the kind of music i like is rock aka
AFI
marilyn manson
three days grace
paramore

stuff like that
so im looking for some new bands and songs.
thanks so much!!!

Basically, you only listen to what is essentially white noise.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PGegHOgSLnw

Shitty video, good song.

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every night my EX IMs me and talks about us having sex and what we would do if we were alone and how great our sex was.. the thing is he has a gf now.. would that in anyway be cheating? its not like were really doing anything were just talking about doing shit..

Block him, send the conversation to his current girlfriend.

Why the fuck are you talking to this guy anyway?

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How do I get rid of fat???

Does anyone know if the southe beach diet works????????????????????

How about the Take a Goddamn Jog diet?

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where can i get a good hair diffuser? my hair is naturally straight so i need something that works good! =) thankss

The diffusal is something you can buy in Counter Strike. It only costs 200 dollars, and you can defuse the bomb with it quite quickly. Be sure to buy the diffusal kit before your other weapons and grenades, otherwise you could run out and then run out of time while defusing and have the bomb explode in your face. Then your team will mock you can call you an idiot for not buying a kit in the first place.

Love, Matt.

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First I am currently in the United States Army deployed to Iraq. I am really a good looking person, and in great shape. But throughout my whole life, I have never been able to be really affected by emotions. I am married, most likely going to end up in divorce, only because I don't feel in love. No matter how many long term or short term relationships, I never feel happy, sad, or anything, and always yearn, for loss of better words, that feeling. I don't mourn the deaths of others, or family members. I am not fearfull of death or anything. Do I have to try to feel this?

When you come home, get therapy, because it's not normal to have a complete lack of emotion.

All the best.

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