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Can someone give me some names for a girl and a boy, please? I love writing stories, but I don't know any good names! PLEASE help! (link)
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boy David, Jordan, Vince, Sawyer.
girl Katelyn, Rachel, Meredith, Teresa.
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My friend asked me if I was goth, I didnt know what to tell her. . I mean goths dont usually go right out and yell IM GOTH! But she asked and I always tell the truth, I said ya. She said ew ur weird. . . She asked me this online, she hasnt seen me for weeks. . and I have maracuously changed, not because this lifestyle has become popular, but because I found it deep down in my heart. She got mad at me and everything .. she gave me a necklas and now she wants it back, she said she'd call the cops if i did anything to it, which i didnt and anyways its mine she gave it to me, is being gothic worth it, i rlly ant to be and i like being this. . but should I give up our friendsship and go gothic, or forget gothic and be ehr frined, I think I should forget her, but please tell me if Im right! (link)
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Okay, if she's jusging you on what you believe or what you are, then she's not your friend. At least, she's not a very good one. I say give her back her stupid necklace and forget about her until she's ready to accept you for who you are, cuz being against someone for being gothic is as bad as being against them because of their gender, religion, or ethical background. She probably doesn't deserve to be your friend if she'd turn on you that quickly.
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ok now wht makes popular people so popular i mean what is it about them? i mean theres like a bunch of popular kids at my school and i dont see how they r so great i mean all they do is talk behind eachothjers backi mean im not in the popular group but in like the semi-popular i guess is what its called and we never do that top eachother i mean i cant stand these popular kids and i wann know how they become so popular and why? (link)
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because they're souless, heartless demons of earth (I'd say Hell, but i don't want to offend Lucifer). That is why we must kill them. KILL THEM! AS THE EVIL RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, I COMMAND YOU TO KILL THEM! *ahem* Anyways, hate them, kill them, but they'll always annoy you. One day, Earth will not permit such scum to live on our unholy planet, but sadly, that day is not now. I feel your pain. (Of course, I'm in the freaks & geeks group, but that's really the funnest group! We're prolly one of the smartest people of the school.)
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whats an orgie? (link)
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What the hell is an orgie? I know what an orgy is, but an orgie? What the hell? Heh heh...
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My friend hasn't been doing her homework and she has 6 zeros in the grade book. I'm afraid she is going to fail. What to do? (link)
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Find out why she doesn't care about skoo, and then try to help her get over it. Or, if she just hates the teacher... well, nto much you can do about that except to kill the teacher. ^^heh heh, just kidding.
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ok i have a really hot and awsome bf...i get good grades...i have tons of friends...and i am lots of fun clubs..(gifted and talented siging)..my family is awsome...for some reason i feel like i am missing something..like there is a big whole in my body tht is missing..can anyone explain? (link)
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Maybe you're depressed for some odd reason or another. Or maybe you need closer friends (not necessarily more, just friends that you know better). Or maybe you need cheese. Behold the power of cheese.
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All my best friend talks about is her computer! Me & my other friends will talk about what we did over the weekend, and "Ellie" will just talk about gigabites, megabites, and that sort of stuff. We don't understand that sorta stuff at all! How can we get her to talk about normal people stuff, like guys, parties, or even her pets?! (link)
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If you don't like computers, and she doesn't like parties, or guys she likes, then try asking her about something else. Find a website that you know she likes, and talk about that. Or maybe even talk about a movie (Like The Last Samurai. I loved that movie! ^^) Anyways, good luck. Toodle pipski. (What a fun phrase!)
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Ok, in health class, eighth grade, we have to learn a lot about the human body and what is good and what is not so good food to eat and stuff like that. Well, anyways, we were talking and there is this one pregnant girl in class, I asked her how she got pregnant and she laughed and said, "ask Joe" That was about a week ago, but I am scared to ask my health teacher because it seems as if everyone knows but, how do you get pregnant and is it true that when you have a baby it comes out as an egg then hatches?
Pregnancy Test (link)
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Never be scared to ask a health teacher something, unless they're growing clowns out of their overheads. Human babies do not hatch from eggs, because we are not one of the two mammals that do do that. (platypuses and..uh..the other one.) anyway, happy new year.
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Hey, T'is me, Mordak from spacefem. I wanna know where i should get my next piercing. I have 8 in my ears, 6 in my lieft, 2 in my right, and an eyebrow ring in my left eyebrow. So, where should i next bung a hole?? (link)
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I don't know,as long as it's not in your bunghole.
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I have dedicated this poem to my plant that will not grow.
little little fern why dont u grow,
little little fern i want to know,
i sit here waiting for you,
i just dont know what to do,
i put you outside i pit you inside,
but every since my cat ate u it died.
should i keep my fern?
Ms. Ferny Fran :) (link)
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Yes! Never give up on that which seems hopeless! Keep the poor fern, it may not grow physically, but it grows in its SOUL!!! (however, I'd advise you to give the poor kitty a proper funeral. (;_;)poor kitty.)
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Hey, it's Here To Help...I was just wondering, what does everyone think of my answers and advice...because sometimes I think I'm doing very well answering everyone's questions and other times I think I'm slacking off. So, by observing my answers for other people and if I've answered any of your questions...do you think I'm a good advice giver? (link)
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I honestly have no clue. I'm not entirely sure if I've seen your advice column, but I can assure you of one thing: You're prolly doing better than me. And if not, then, the bunnies can help you! They know the answer! The bunnies always know...
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... Are you secretly stalking me? Oo; *Blank stare*
~*~Nana~*~ (link)
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Well, now you know, so it's not really a secret anymore!
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I dont have many friends. It may have something to do with the fact that I have two hissing cockroaches as pets, named Fluffy and Sweetiekins, a unibrow, and a strange obsession with polyester. I also have a horrible fear of alarm clocks. I wake up just before it goes off so i can turn it off before that horrifying buzzing starts. Please help me. (link)
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Why don't you just get rid of the alarm clock? *curious, curious* "('_')""
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Is it just me or are some women/girls SO FUCKIN STUPID? I don't know one single girl who doesn't talk about her own friends behind their back, and the number of girls i know who obsess over makeup is astoundingly large(i'm 13). I'm a girl, most of my friends are girls, but I'm finding that guys are a little bit easier to get along with. Yeah, they're idiots, but they get over arguments easier and don't make a big deal over fights and stuff. And sometimes you need a goofball to make you laugh. I consider my self a feminist, and am trying to ween my friends off of makeup and back-stabbing(it's working :)). So: Do women change as they get older? Get less insane? At all? (link)
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Yay! Someone who's smart and knows that there's more to life than silly little arguements and make-up! I think some women do change as they age, but unfortuantely, not all of them. And as for being insane, what's wrong with it? It scares and confuses people. *sings* I'm just a crazy likkle girl...
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hey i have to boys i baby sit one is 5 and is the devil and ones 10 he is always pms'in so what can i do to calm them down and give them somethin to do
please help
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How can a boy have pms? you do know what that is, don't you?
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So here's the deal. I have never had a g/f. But I have a very nice personality and I am very very funny. Whats wrong. HELP (link)
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You aren't alone. I may be psychotic, but generally, i am nice to people! I don't know what's wrong with people these days!
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At my school there are some kids who think being Jewish is a bad thing. I am half Jewish and one of my friends is too. We always get mad when we hear kids saying it. Some kids say things like- You Jew- as if its bad. They dont even care who they say it to they will say it to christians catholics or jews. It really make me mad but I dont know what to do. Plus most of the kids who say it are in the popular group witch me and my friends are not it. What should I do? (link)
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If they start insulting your religion, start insulting theirs. They're all just shallow and narrow minded. Or a great way to make them mad is to whisper to your friends, and just randomly saying their name. You don't actually say anything bad, just randomly say their names loud enough for them to hear, and look in their direction and laugh and point. It's very fun, trust me. ^_^
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I hate you guys. You gave me terrible advice and now i am stuck in spanish and failing. THANKS (link)
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Don't worry, we hate you, too. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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How can I get my plastic glow in the dark stars to stay on my ceiling? That puddy stuff they give you just doesn't seem to be working and if I don't do something fast someone could lose an eye. (link)
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two words: super glue
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Well, okay. I have been wanting to learn how to play guitar for a year now, but I am afraid to bring it up to my parents. I have done it before, and my mom was all for the idea but then she tells me things like "Oh, if you start your own band with all girls they are gonna think you're lesbian" or "it's not your talent", or "you've never shown any interest". WEll now I am interested, and it is all I think about. I don't want to be famous, and I at least would have something to do after school. (My mom is upset that I don't do any activities). My birthday is approaching and my friend knows drums and my other friend just got a bass guitar, but I am the one they are waiting for. They know I really want this. But my mom seems to be scared of drugs or something and I am frustrated of waiting. My question is should I just go ahead and ask or secretly get a guitar and teach myself, or forget the whole thing..HELP! (link)
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Ask your mom! If she says no, then use birthday money to buy your own guitar. Also point out to her that If you learn to play a guitar, then you'll have something to do! And if she still doesn't trust you and thinks you'll go off snorting whatever comes into your hands (like mary jane), then tell her that she should trust you by now.
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