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Little fern


Question Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 10:09 pm

I have dedicated this poem to my plant that will not grow.
little little fern why dont u grow,
little little fern i want to know,
i sit here waiting for you,
i just dont know what to do,
i put you outside i pit you inside,
but every since my cat ate u it died.

should i keep my fern?


Ms. Ferny Fran :)


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bAhAmAmA0250 answered Sunday June 6 2004, 8:31 pm:
Haha thats a cute lil poem about your little fern. Sad but cute. Good job... but umm if its dead maybe you shoud reconsider getting a new one. trix

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bayou_bumpkin answered Wednesday April 21 2004, 4:29 pm:
your fern is still living...the roots are still there...just water it all the time....ferns love water...and no you cannot over water a fern....trust me... i know this......i have 5 different kinds......

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ThatGrrl answered Sunday February 15 2004, 12:05 pm:
Try some rain water or melted snow and leave it in a sunny window. It could be dormant due to winter. If it doesn't perk up when spring gets started there isn't much hope for it.

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SunshineLvr91 answered Thursday January 1 2004, 10:07 pm:
Well if your cat ate it, I don't think its good anymore! But if you really care about this little fern....then I guess you can keep it! And give your poor little kitty a good funeral! Poor kitty! :(

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Pyro answered Thursday January 1 2004, 9:35 pm:
Try some mirical grow.
Maybe if in a month or so it isn't making any progress, it might be time to move on. Give the ferny a proper burial somewhere, and maybe buy another.

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orphans answered Thursday January 1 2004, 6:37 pm:
Yes! Never give up on that which seems hopeless! Keep the poor fern, it may not grow physically, but it grows in its SOUL!!! (however, I'd advise you to give the poor kitty a proper funeral. (;_;)poor kitty.)

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horseluv975 answered Thursday January 1 2004, 5:45 pm:
kill it with poison!!!!!!!!!!! wha ha ha!

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MichiruKaiou answered Thursday January 1 2004, 8:08 am:
Aww how sweet, you wrote poem about a plant your cat ate :)... But uh... how do you plan on keeping it if your cat ate it?

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snarfism answered Wednesday December 31 2003, 11:01 pm:
Well, obviously if it's dead...

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shay*shay answered Wednesday December 31 2003, 10:21 pm:
Dont keep it, its only common sence. Keeping a dead fern in or outside of your home isnt what you would call "pretty".
-shay :-)

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