I dont have many friends. It may have something to do with the fact that I have two hissing cockroaches as pets, named Fluffy and Sweetiekins, a unibrow, and a strange obsession with polyester. I also have a horrible fear of alarm clocks. I wake up just before it goes off so i can turn it off before that horrifying buzzing starts. Please help me.
Joshua answered Sunday December 7 2003, 10:40 pm: You seem like a pretty funny and interesting person to me. You must be looking for friends in the "shallow, let's follow what everyone else does and step on anyone to become more popular" crowd.
shay*shay answered Saturday December 6 2003, 11:37 am: You have cocroaches as pets? Yikes! Theres your problem. People probably think your not normal. Though its fign to not be normal. Nobodys the same. Its just people might be freaked to come to your house and find roaches. I have fear of alarm clocks too! Thats normal though(I think). Well just lose the roaches KKKKK!!
-shay :-) [ shay*shay's advice column | Ask shay*shay A Question ]
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