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I have this friend. Well, we USED to be best friends. However, throughout a couple years, I've kind of matured a bit and learned a lot and what not. She hasn't. So we're growing apart. The thing is, she is and always has been copying me. When we first met, she made friends with all of my friends. She got her hair dyed and cut to match mine, she was interested in all the guys I was, she called us "twins" all the time, and she basically did ALL the same stuff as me ALL the time. Yeah, yeah I know it's supposed to be the highest form of flattery, but to me, it's the highest form of annoyance. I don't know why I put up with it for as long as I have. Well, over Christmas I got a brand new phone which I had been waiting FOREVER for. It was so cool because it was SUPER expensive so no one around where I live had it. Then I came in to school today and she has the EXACT same phone as me. Same model, same color! This seriously struck something in me. It's like she's trying to be me and it's majorly creepy and disturbing. I know we're growing apart, but I don't want her to take MY unique qualities that she adapted to with her. They aren't her, they're me :( I just don't know...how do I get her to stop? And possibly completely distance myself from her? I just don't have time to worry about silly friend issues when I've got my school work and family issues to deal with :( thanks

Buying a super expensive phone is a unique quality?


lolz

EDIT:


That is advice. It's a comment on your interpretation of uniqueness and the rolls wealth and being special via circumstance have for you. But thanks for not giving me a 1.


EDIT Empire Strikes Back:

It should be helpful, otherwise you're not having an open mind with yourself. You have a larger, more personal problem that some idiot friend copying you. That's what I think.


EDIT Return Of The Jedi:

Your comment about your super expensive phone was just so ridiculous that it defined your entire question. And when giving advice, why should I be confined to the actual question? If someone in an abusive relationship came up to you and asked for advice on making burritos, would you really just leave it at that? People like claiming I "put everyone down" because it makes them feel better. They don't like thinking that there was a defining element about them that made them subject to "ridicule" (eye of the beholder; what can be seen as ridicule I see as extra-curricular advice giving). Go through my column, you'll see the ratio of put-downs to actual question addressing advice. On a side note, you have a nice voice in your writing.

EDIT I'm out of original Star Wars movies:

"Your answers are usually good, but sometimes in a mocking manner and seem to be more for your own enjoyment then for the actual well being of the asker." Absolutely. In no way am I here for the questioner, this is 100 percent for my own amusement. If I can actually help someone, lovely. If I can't, tough. Been that way since I was 13 on this site, and it'll always be that way.

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If I want to delete a question that I answered on my advice column, how do I do that? I don't want it to show up on my advice column anymore. Thanks

In the past this was possible, and it was pretty great. Anytime you got a 1 (tooootally not saying I ever did this) you could just delete the question from your column and it'd erase the rating, then you could get your rating up and be eligible for mod-ship again. Ahhh those were the days.


Unfortunately, nowadays you can't. Either file an abuse report or email DangerNerd with a *good* reason for the deletion at dangernerd@gmail.com.

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this past week ive been finding myself...needing porn i guess. i never watched it before until recently and i cant get enough of it. its bad because i feel liek im going against my family or my boyfriend or something...what can i do to get my mind off porn? and is it really bad that im watching it? thanks =[

If you want to watch it, watch it. If your boyfriend cares, your boyfriend's an idiot.


Easy.

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a skinny girl or a a thick girl. not fat but curvy.

Either.

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i am a virgin but i really want 2 have sex,but i cant find any 1 2 have sex with wat shud i do have sex with a random person or just keep masturbating 13/f

Just because you can spell masturbating (seriously impressed) doesn't mean you're ready for sex.

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i went out with this boy one nite to hang out wiht him planning on getting fingered or giving him a hand job. i thot i was ready and i want to so bad. but when i got there we were at the park and i would have so done it if we were comfy in a room on a bed or somehting but when he asked me to take off my pants i kinda didnt want to have my but on a bench. and if i did take off my pants should i have taken my thong off too or just the pants and let him get in there?

This guy is a moron or is about 14. In both cases, you shouldn't do it.

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Is there any effects of getting fingered alot? Is it harmful? I'm always so paranoid about this stuff and My boyfriend tends to do it alot, i just hope its not like going to hurt anything or effect anything for the future.

Only if he just ate a bag of Hot Cheetos.

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Hi!! ( I don't think this is in the right category sorry!!)

Okay, Friday my friend Taylor and I called one of my guy friends.. ( I really like him but he said he only liked me as a friend)and he answered he was teasing us and everything. Well, my friend asked him if he wanted to get in my pants. Well he said he only wanted to get in his girl friends pants...and well he just broke up with his last girl friend a few weeks ago and I didn't think he was over her yet.( my friend thinks he likes me now)..well my friend asked him who...and he kept avoiding the question and started to talk about something new. Well I jokingly said " Your a pretty pony"!!, and he said " Guess what"? " I don't like you, and I will never like you". When he said that it really hurt my feelings. My friend say's he was joking and he really does like me because he's always staring at me and he's always checking out my chest, and down there place. Oh, and also my other friend Missy told him to stop checking out my vagina and he said no I'm a man whore. Well... after that my friend kept calling him and saying my boy friend was gonna beat him up ( I don't have one though ) One time when we were talking to them we heard them talking about taking a bath so I asked him if he was gay for his friend andy...I was joking!! Well the next day I asked him what was up, and why was he so silly last night. Well he told me to F*** off and he said he wasn't dealing with voice mails like that. I told him off and well... both me and Taylor called him and left a message apologizing. Well he hasn't replied.... so what do you people think?? My friend said he was probably jealous when I was talking about my "boy friend"...and he was probably mad when I said they were gay for each other. So, what I'm worried about is if he will forgive me...this happend before and he forgived me but he said this is the last time he will forgive me...but it was my friends idea not mine and I told him that but he doesn't care. Oh, and do you think he likes me?? Please help me out!! Don't be rude and I'll rate fairly.
Sorry it's so LONG!!

This guy is a dick, your friend is a bitch, and you're inept.


Stay in school.

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I'll keep this one short and sweet. I am a fourteen-year-old freshman girl. Well, I have a friend who apparently is bi-sexual, and asked out one of his friends who is a boy, and the friend said he didn't want to spoil their friendship, so it was dropped. But then, about a month later, my friend asked me out. Should I be insulted? I mean, I am in no way against gays or anything, but it is a little... I don't know. I do dress kind of boyish I will admit. I dress in zip-up hoodies that I find on sale in the men’s department, but I didn't know it was THAT bad. Should I take a hint, and change myself? Or, am I just over reacting?? Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks for the help! :)

You're overreacting.



You type refreshingly well.

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hey i need advice as soon as possible. i'm having a little get together tonight and me and my boyfriend got into a fight last weekend so i haven't talked to him all week and itold him to call if he wanted to talk about it..he never did. so i'm having this little party tonight andone of my friends accidentally clued him in on it. i haven't told him about it yet but idk if i should. i love him and we've bee together for 9 months and i plan onmaking it last longer but idk what to do. should i invite him? and how? what should i say to him? thanks so much

"i love him and we've bee together for 9 months and i plan onmaking it last longer"



Not inviting him implies the exact opposite.

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So today in history class, my teacher was talking about JFK's assassination. He brought in a book and everything and explained how it was impossible that Lee Harvey Oswald was the only person involved. Anyways, it was REALLY interesting. It really got my attention so I guess I'm hooked :) does anyone know any books that have like a LOT of government conspiracy stories in it... I googled it and all but I'd rather have people's opinions then going out and not really knowing what I'm looking for :) so thanks a LOT! I'll rate each answer according to content :)

Tell your teacher he's a hippie and he can take his shit to Canada.


EDIT:

Tell that to your teacher too.

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ok, i cant get a bf. my mates think im addicted to boys. i think i am but no one will go out with me! its so annoying!

Don't try to get a boyfriend for the sake of having a boyfriend, don't date for the sake of dating. Then things will happen.

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well me and my boyfriend are going to try to have a baby soon and we are looking for some cute, unique names. now so far i have chosen names like Braylin/Braylyn for a girl and for a boy all of the Aidin names.. now so far my favorite names have been Zaidin, i dont want aidin by its self because my cousin has a little boy named aidin and she has named her newest baby girl Slaydin. so i just want some names that are similar to Zaidin and Braylyn. i do however like the name Braidance i kindof just made it up so please help me find some names!

How about something normal and not pseudo-unique?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve_apostles#The_Twelve_Apostles

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I'm the girl that asked the question a long time ago about dreaming about this guy I hadn't seen in years, and then the very next day he showed up in my 'people you may know' section on myspace. I mean, literally, he was the FIRST one, the very first time I signed on. Well, now, a few months later (last night)... I had this dream that the boy I'm talking to liked this other girl. I've only heard of her and seen her like once in person. Well, in my dream, he put her picture on his myspace. So today, as soon as I sign on, guess who is in the first spot on my 'people you may know' box? She is! I don't understand. When I dream about somebody that I barely know, they show up there. This is too weird. Are my dreams psychic or something?

Coincidences are fun.

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i thinkin about tellin my bestfriend that i was datting her boyfriend wen she was datting him becuz she got me real mad so i asked him &he sed yes but then they broke up but we did to wat should i do???

Break up with your boyfriend, make amends with your best friend, and use more periods.

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hey my name is sally...
i need a good screen name for myspace but i cant think of one.. these are the ones iv had before>>
-itzZz[[salli]]BUTshhh
-sally spaghetti
-silly sally
-ITZjustSalli
-mehh..justSalli
-haha salli
-sallixx [this is my current one and its BORING cos i cant think of anything good]

can you plz help me find a good name?? anything random is good. but i dont want any with [*~=+$] cos that just makes it look crap i think! thanx =]

imsallyandim13!!111

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Is it possible to not to be able to cum?

Sort of.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_ejaculation

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It seems every one is richer than me.,
and everyone has the "it" look but me,
and I want that look.
the tan skin with blonde blonde hair, and pretty makeup with the cute clothes (always!)

Help..

http://www.a1ozarknativestone.com/TFwishingWell.jpg

+

http://www.suckypoems.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/penny.jpg

=

rich$zzzz

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If I like him, why would I give you a 5?!?!

I guess you don't like him then. Too bad.


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You gave me a 5, I must be really helpful.

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ok in the last msg i did i think i was ot clar enogh ......
ok how do i say this .....
ok i got it .....
im in the midle of an affair.....
i dnt no how to prepare for when HIS WIFE FINDS OUT ABOUT US.....
i mean shes not the loveing type.....
or at least the quite one....
there is trutfuly no love there....
hes just there for the baby ,,,,
in other words....
what they trully sy to each other ALL THE TIME is I HATE YOU ..... GET THE F**K AWAY FROM ME B***H ..........so i dnt know how to deal with it when her 200pound self comes to me about it.... i mean i know i have to own up to it ..... but then wahat ?
can some one just help ?

You're knowingly involved with a married man with a baby? And you're not dealing with guilt, you're dealing with the thought of his wife finding out?



Disgusting.

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