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i like my friend but she doesnt like me im pretty sure but shes just dissapointed in what i did and she doesnt want to get over it, im not sure if its a jealousy thing she just feels let down cause she says she thought i was a different person and im being a hypocrite cause ive said i dont like kids that take advantage of girls
Yes.
what if your boyfriend stops calling like he use to when you first started out and hes moody and standoffish and bites your hrad off all the time and he acts like he doesnt want to talk to you or be arond you and he doesnt want you to touch him sometimes an d you think hes cheating because he comes with excuses to not want to be around you or do anything togehter
He probably thinks you talk too much.
I feel like an outsider sometimes with this. Like I absolutely love death metal, heavy metal, and various other kinds of metal. Then I can deeply enjoy country, pop, punk, and rap. I like everything and people call me weird because I like metal, like Chimaira and In Flames kinda metal, then switch the song to pop like Taylor Swift, or Katy Perry.
Is this weird? What do you think?
You can listen to In Flames then move onto Taylor Swift?
That's bizarre. If I knew you in reality, I'd say your tastes are too broad to fully experience and grasp music.
That being said, yea death metal!
You should try of Gojira, Opeth, and Meshuggah if you haven't already.
EDIT:
Yea dude, you'd like the other two. Opeth is progressive death metal, which is what Gojira is. Meshuggah is technical death metal. Oh, you could also try the appropriately named Death, one of the first death metal bands.
hey guys, im sure you have all heard of the new movie coming out, District 9. Well I heard that there was a secret district or something that is owned by the government, and they do really secret testing there and anyone that tries to get in is shot on the spot. I forget the name of the district. Does anyone know what Im talking about? Any info? thanks
Area 51 is a military base. People think it's so creepy and amazing that UFOs are reported often. What the fuck else would you expect from a military base that is known for testing aircraft which would obviously not be identifiable by the average nincompoop?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLqdFnbHAlw
14/female, my boyfriend is 18/m
okay, well on august 13th, my boyfriend is going to jail for 6 months, minimum...and I decided I'm going to stay with him while hes in, anyone gone through this before ? any suggestions on how to make it work ??
thanks :)
Send him lots of personal lubricant.
Tomorrow, I will be smoking weed for the first time, I know it can't kill you, but I will also be smoking black milds for the first time, my question is, "Can smoking a "black mild" for the first time hurt or kill you ?
No.
how do you get the breast bigger naturally,food,exercise
Praying really hard.
I like 4 guys..A LOT! One guy is really athletic, good looking, nice, and we have soo much in common. Also, his sibling said he had a crush on me. The other guy is nice, not that good looking, but funny and fun to b around. The third guy I havent seen for a long time but he's funny, athletic, hot, and we share the same hobbies. The fourth guy lives in a totally different place and sometimes he writes letters to me. He said that I'm pretty, he's really hot, atheltic, kind, nice, and sweet. I like them all...WHICH ONE SHOULD I CHOOSE?! or should I just let them all go and pick someone else?
Rule of thumb is typically if there are three guys or more to choose from, you go directly into a lesbian relationship. Do not pass Go.
Monday, August 3, 2009 at 12:19PM
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I have wanted to avoid this subject. I thought that it had no affect on me.
When I saw the breaking news on the television, that Michael Jackson was in a coma, I said , “Good, I hope he dies.”
Then they reported that he had died.
I said , “Good, another pedophile gone.”
Wow, Sometimes I surprise myself by my heartlessness. I am such a black and white person. You are either right or wrong in my eyes, and if I deem you wrong, then may whomever you believe in have mercy on you because I certainly will not.
I watch American Idol. It’s one of my favorite television shows. Last season when they did the Michael Jackson music tribute, I did not watch. I made a point of not watching. I hated to miss an episode, but still couldn’t believe that they would showcase a “known” pedophiles music.
I have made a point as well, to not listen to his music, since the charges were made.
That was difficult, especially during Halloween. Thriller has always been my favorite. I use to set my computer speakers on the porch and play Thriller over and over again. One year a group of parents all started doing the Thriller dance in front of my house. That was the best Halloween ever!! Can you imagine a group of people some in costume, some not in front of your house doing the Thriller dance? It was great!
But then when all of the allegations hit, then I personally boycotted Michael Jackson, as I have a son and found the whole mess apprehensible.
Since his death I have watched all of the interviews, and specials about Michael Jackson and his life.
It has finally dawned on me, that I don’t know for a fact that he was guilty. I will never know. More than likely no one will read this who KNOWS for a fact if he was guilty.
Of course he was found not guilty by a jury. But we all went through the OJ trial and we know that our system is not foolproof. There again, we Don’t know, but he wrote a book….
I read a lot of Blogs, and comments about Michael Jackson, and it’s such a hot topic. Everyone seems to be locked into their opinion.
I was locked into mine. But in death, it seems as though I am able to give Michael Jackson the benefit of a doubt that I couldn’t give while he was living.
It almost seems as though a family member has died. I did grow up with his music. I never knew how strongly I felt before, and I , myself, find it very odd. The human brain and how it works is itself very odd.
If we could give people the benefit of a doubt in life that we do in death, wouldn’t that be a beautiful thing?
The one and only person I have found that can do this is my Mother. She has such a beautiful soul. She emphasizes the good in everyone. And when she recognizes a persons bad traits, she prays that the good will prevail, and only focuses only on that. I am so lucky to have her as a Mother! Some may think of her as naive, but I truly believe that she is more astute than ALL who judge her !
I have to go to ADSAP classes, for a DUI from 2 years ago. No,sorry to disappoint , I am NOT perfect! There is a woman who goes to the classes I do. She is so honest with herself and all of us, I cringe. There are some secrets that you should take to the grave. However, she does share hers and she said how the memories haunt her at night, when she lays down for sleep. So she takes a sleeping medication.
I also, take a sleeping pill. If not, then every bad decision I have made in my life haunts me at night, and I toss and turn.
I started connecting the dots this morning and thought that Michael Jackson, must have some really bad demons if he had to take a anesthesia to help him sleep.
The reports have been that he was in a lot of pain.
I don’t know, the Pepsi commercial was a long time ago. How much pain could he be in?
Maybe he did do wrong to those children and couldn’t live with himself when it was time to lay down.
Maybe he endured so much wrong that those memories hindered his sleep.
Point is , We don’t know. He lived such a different life than all of us.
I don’t even think that most of us could comprehend what his “normal” was.
He was odd to us.
He was different.
But what did he have to compare his life to?
If he was indeed a pedophile then he is in the dirt where he belongs.
But if he wasn’t, could you imagine living in a WORLD, not just a Nation, where everyone thought that he was?
I have very mixed feelings.
I love the video I have posted. I love the beginning where he’s going through a sea of paparazzi,( I know it was green screened) looking very solemn and beaten, and then performs to an empty theatre. And the title “You are not Alone.”
But he was alone wasn’t he. And I think the video shows this. The irony is mind-blowing.
It shows that irregardless of how much money and fame you have, you are still in this world alone.
A world full of fans loved this man. But at the end of the day, he was still one man, alone.
I think that , as I have said before I give him the benefit of a doubt now.
And I may go so far as to say that I am in mourning.
I suppose my question is :
did anyone else have a change of heart with Michael Jacksons death?
You're pointing at the wrong court case for you judgment of Michael Jackson.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_jackson#1993:_First_child_sexual_abuse_allegations
ijust have a quick question: why are(some) guys sweet and nice to you when you're alone and then when they're with their friends and they see you they turn into loudmouthed pigs and then all of a sudden you don't exist but the popular girls do?
also.. why do they think that after they ignore you one day they can go back to being sweeties the next and THEN they wonder why your mad.
please shed some light on the situation for me.
thanks
16/f
Just to bother you.
other than limewire, how else can i download music for free?
Frostwire is essentially the same thing as Limewire, just blue. There aren't more viruses and there aren't fewer.
With that cleared up; torrents.
Download Vuze at vuze.com. Then you can start downloading things from torrent sites, like The Pirate Bay.
http://thepiratebay.org/
its rather embarassing but the other week my boyfriend and i (who have been together for quite a while) decided to have sex.
only.
he couldnt get it up?
nervous or something else?!
Nerves, actually pretty common.
So I'll be a junior this upcoming school year& I was wondering when I should take my ACTs and SATs. I've already talked to my parents about it, but they told me to talk to my school counselor (which I will, when school starts). I just wanted to get some ideas of when I should take them, in case i score badly.
Thanks in advance^^
Well, it depends on what sort of student you are. If you're the type that's going for a 2200 and will keep retaking it until you get it, you should start earlier in the year. Basically, I would recommend you take your SAT I in April, and the II in May. I'll just assume you're taking AP classes... if you take the II in May you have all the information from your AP test preparation still in your brain so you'll have an easier time with recall. As far at the ACT, you can pretty much take that whenever. If you don't do as well as you'd like on them, you can always retake them in the first few months of your senior year.
But yea, obviously talk to the counselor because they have more knowledge on specific dates and such. I unfortunately was sort of lost in the shuffle for awhile so I didn't know anything about SAT IIs or collegeboard.com, so make sure you have a good and active relationship with your counselor.
can masterbation get you pregnant
Only if you do an extra good job.
You are hilarious ^^
Thanks broseph.
Which movie is it when a young boy is home sick in the city (i'm pretty sure) and his grandfather comes over and reads him a book? and for the rest of the movie, it's taken place in the story .. there are some bad guys, a girl, etc.
The Princess Bride. Good movie broski.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_Bride_(film)
And none of you Advicenator assholes had better answer this after me. There's absolutely no need, it has been covered thoroughly. Pad your total answer count elsewhere; move along folks, nothing to see here.
the other day i was giving my boyfriend a handjob and i couldn't get him to cum..he helped me out too by telling me exactly what to do pretty much and i still couldnt get him :/ hes not on any medication or anything ..so any experienced people wanna give me some advice lol i feel bad cause i didn't finish him :/ and if i gave him a bj would he cum faster? and any advice on that too thankyouu.
Has your boyfriend been able to finish from a handjob before (with another person)? If not, it could just be him. Some guys just can't get off from a handjob. It's not your fault, it's just the way it is. It still feels good, but not "oh shi- aahhhhhhh" good.
As far as the blowjob goes, it's possible, but you shouldn't do it unless you're comfortable with it. It's cool you care about his pleasure, but don't go on this search for the mysterious orgasm if it means going faster than what you're ready for.
You shouldn't feel bad though. If he's not satisfied, he can always go home and pump one out on his own.
Hey,I think i have a real problem with dudes..or do I? It never fails,I just cant never seem to keep a dude.Either they cheat,about to cheat,or lie.Is it me?Do i have a problem?Boys really know how to hurt a girl.There was this boy that "so-called" had a crush on me.I was a junior back then and he was a star player on the basketball team so i was soooo happy because he was an athelete.But his friend and my friend hooked us up.We exchanged numbers and all was good until....the ex girlfriend came back around.Ugh!! I was so mad.Everytime i turned around it seemed like she was always following him.She was also a cheerleader so they always saw each other at the games.I guess she decided she wanted him back because sooner or later i found out through the school gossip that they were a couple again.I was crushed.He never really broke-up with me or anything..just left me hanging.I will never forgive him for that.And there were also many realation-ships just like that one in my life.I'm always gettin left for someone of a more,lets just say,"higher standard".Now iam single and i refuse to ever date again..I just cant do it.Do you guys ever think I will find true love because i dont.I just cant trust dudes and I dont wanna take my chances.Somebody please give me advice because i'am so lonely but i just dont wanna be held by the wrong hands...Thanks for listening.
"i was soooo happy because he was an athelete."
That this matters to you shows you just want status. You just want something you can show off. You just want something that will make you feel better about yourself. You're dating shitty guys because you accept shitty guys. You're not dating based off of your feelings, you're dating based off of how big their social cocks are. That's why you're getting fucked. If you don't like getting pounded, stop it. You're letting it happen, you're inviting it to happen, and if you keep at it, it just shows you want it to happen.
So my 14th birthday is coming up in august and I have been seriously thinking about getting a tattoo.
I mean seriously thinking hard.
I want to get a small quarter size peace sign on the center of my left foot.
It would symbolize this,
I intend to walk a life of spreading peace.
Also, it would remind me of my Jesus.
I know it's probably illegal at my age, but I've though about this for a very long time.
And putting it in a place where it won't stretch badly over time.
My mom actually likes the meaning of it too.
Is it illegal?
Is it a bad place to put it when I get old enough to get one if it's illegal?
All advice I will take :)
Thank you
Hippie tattoos are illegal, sorry :(
What would you rather have as a kid, a boy or girl? And why?
A boy, so I can name him Matthew Grant Anson.