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ok so, i have the password to my brothers facebook. i log on to it a few times to check out recent pics and vids of my friends in the band, i dont have one, nor do i want one, thats why i use his. i logged onto it the other day and he had a conversation up with one of his buddies, admitting that he was high. that got me thinking, when your high, do you know you are? i thought it kinda made you crazy and your not thinking of reality. idk what to do anymore. he just had his buddy over and my brother went to the bathroom then him and his friend went into my brothers bedroom and i heard my brother's friend say "you made that? impressive." that only got me thinking did my brother concoct a drug in the bathroom? i dont want to go and tell my mom about this in fear of losing the relationship i have with my brother. i just dont want him getting high and doing drugs all the time, he's such a smart kid and he has such a life ahead of him. what do i do?!
When you're high, you know you're high.
Just because his friend smokes weed doesn't mean your brother is cooking up some crack in his room. I mean, what are you going to tell your mom anyway?
"Brother's friend smokes weed and they went into his room and the friend praised him for making some unknown object/material/thing!" No.
You should mind your own business and stop jumping to conclusions.
so i really want to have sex. i have never done it so it would be my first time, but i dotn know what to do. like what are the steps of what you do or idk.
help me please?!
:)
Step 1: Purchase chastity belt.
Mission complete.
What genre would you say Limp Bizkit is?
Nu-metal maybe?
Cause they're not JUST rap, there's a little metal/rock in there too...
So..?
Quintessential nu-metal.
is it technically african asia europe or a little bit of all three? What is the Official oppinion?
My opinion is always the official opinion, so Asia.
why do men like a woman to put her finger in his ass while having sex
I'm not into that and I can't imagine any of my friends would be into that, but to each his own.
http://www.askmen.com/dating/vanessa/23b_love_secrets.html
The entire extent of my emotional range is comprised of anger and contempt, and boredom and neutrality. I don't feel sadness, happiness, longing, grief or contentment. I'm described by others as brilliant, an analogical thinker, skillful and talented. Also described as distant, untrusting, uncaring and hateful by anyone I allow the mask to slip around.
I find most other humans to be naive, short-sighted, dim-witted, and stubborn fools. I am very perceptive, and I can read people very well. This almost always leads to the inevitable discovery that each person is a selfish beast who has no idea how things really work and therefore no clue about the world around them. This leads to a lot of contempt for most people. Contempt is one emotion I think I do feel. Why should I be so angry that (random example) Bob the Creationist refuses to see scientific fact, or is too stupid to understand it? I probably shouldn't be, but I am. Bob really pisses me off and I just want to knock that stupid smile off of his face. Yet, on the other hand, I will go out of my way to remove an offending spider from the house without hurting it.
Why can't I look at a tree and see its 'beauty'? Why do I instead see a collection of fibrous material supported by a root system, that branches off to support photosynthesizing leaves? Why must I then consider the stresses on the trunk induced by each portion of the tree in various environmental conditions, rather than just noting how pretty the leaves look in the wind? I don't know how pretty they are, I only know of the phenomenon of other people thinking they are pretty. Do you follow me?
I can't remember if I ever really felt other emotions. I think I did, I must have, when I was a kid. I don't really remember much of my childhood. Most of it is less than a blur. And most of what I do remember are bad memories. (Not necessarily terrible or evil, just not good.) I also know I did experience some abuse as a child. Mostly verbal and mental. Some sexual. But I remember those things, so they aren't repressed, and therefore shouldn't be manifesting as this problem. So, am I just naturally antisocial and narcissistic? Anyone have any ideas?
Just because something is not a repressed memory doesn't mean it's not affecting your life, and I think it's safe to say the abuse you experienced when your brain was still developing has left a lasting imprint on the person you are today. To you, the abuse can't logically have had an affect on you. That's what your self confessed highly analytical brain is telling you. However, the brain you are using has been warped and twisted due to the abuse. It's like watering a tree. For a few years you water a tree using plain tap water. Then for a brief bit of time you water it with chemicals. Switching back to water isn't going to let the tree go back to normal; the chemicals it was once watered with will always have an effect on it. Same goes to your brain following abuse at a young age.
Talk to your doctor, ask them to recommend a therapist or some other mental health professional.
WHO IS PRETTIER? & WHY?
CHOICE A: http://i31.tinypic.com/2nkuut1.jpg
CHOICE B: http://i28.tinypic.com/11bn0ci.jpg
Too young for me.
EDIT:
I only go for 35 and up, sorry.
my friend wants to be in a band with me, so I said, okay. but it turns out, she cant play an instrument or sing that well. how can I tell her this without hurting her feelings?
Become a grindcore band, then you don't have to do anything particularly well.
Well to start off, I'm a 16 year old girl, and there's this cute boy that I noticed in band (marching band, heh) and he is a drummer.
I want to start talking to him, but I am pretty shy when it comes to talking to new people (especially when they're cute!)
Any suggestions? I was thinking maybe a simple compliment to start off but I just don't know! I get so nervous.
Any comments are helpful, maybe even self-experiences! :]
Ask him who is favorite drummers are. Then you can tell him yours. If you don't have any, your favorite drummers are Danny Carey, Brann Dailor, Gene Hoglan, Tim Alexander, and Nick Menza. Good group right there.
16/f
i am lifeguarding this summer and this guy jake who is 18 and my manager keeps teasing me. i always thought he kind of liked me because my first day of working he would do almost ANYTHING to get my attention. he started teasing me about little things (ewww gross what is that you are eating?) but now it's gotten a lot worse (i heard you gave tim a blow job!) he also orders me to do stuff and clean things and says i'm "whipped" aka his bitch. He also asks me if i'm a virgin (which i told him i am) and if i think he's hot and asks things like, "would you rather have sex with matt or me?" now other guys who i work with start teasing me, nothing as intense as that but still bad like, "i heard you had sex with josh!" or other things. this girl i work with says for me to not listen to him or other guys and that they just want to get reactions out of me. i'm not fat and i'm definitely not ugly so i don't see why they are doing this! jake doesn't act like this with any other girls (even girls he likes) so WHY is he doing this to me?
also on rare occasions he actually talks to me and tells me personal stuff (haha like how many kids he wants...what he is doing the next day...how it bothers him when he hangs out with some girls they don't put forth an effort to look good and don't wear makeup because they see him as a friend and only that) and is nice to me but what is up with the random mood swings??
another thing that has happened is i asked to take off of work and he demanded why and then i told him i was going on a date with this guy and he kept asking who and i finally told him. the date wasn't for a few days but he kept asking "how was your date?" everytime i walked in.
p.s. he left for college today and i was like "bye, jake have fun in college!" and gave him a hug and he didn't hug back he just left his arms open and was like "AHHHH!" (like in disgust) and then as i was walking up to the stand he said, "BYE KELLY!"
he came in later that day and saw me sitting on this guy's lap who was really into me and he was yelled at me "you whore!" (the whole time i was mouthing "help" because i really was not interested in the guy at all and wanted to get away from him) i explained this to him later and another guard was listening and said, "she's your girl why don't you do something about it?" this same guard earlier today told me "i bet in college he is going to find someone just like you to yell at and mess with!" i am sooo confused with what he thinks about me, and why he and other guys mess with me! advice please?
He left for college, who cares why he teased you?
16/f
okay so there is this guy, lets name him frank. frank is 18 and just graduated from my school now there is other guy, lets name him sam. sam is my age and goes to my school. i met frank in june before i knew sam. frank and i did stuff even though he is kind of an asshole and treats me like a toy. but he was my first so i kind of cant let him go. i met sam in july. we started hooking up before frank and i did stuff. while sam was in jamacia, frank and i had sex. frank doesnt know that sam and i are hooking up but he does know that sam and i are friends. hes asked me before if were hooking up and i lied and said no. but frank seems like kind of a player so i assume hes hooking up with other girls anyway..not like he would ever admit to that.
so frank is a vouleneet firefighter in the same area that sam lives. sam is signing up to be a voulenteer firefighter. im so so nervous that afraid that frank is gonna notice there is someone new and he will go upto him and introduce himself. then frank will think for a second and remember that he knows that i know who sam is. so he'll ask sam if he knows me. and sam will say yeah. do you think frank is gonna ask if were hooking up? i really dont know but if he does, then i am SCREWED. frank is gonna kill me if he found that out. and then he would tell sam that me and him had sex and sam will be shocked and probobly go tell everyone and hate me and then everyone will think im a whore. people dont know me like that. i seem like the nice shy innocent girl. FUCK MY LIFE.
im really hoping that i can say to sam, please dont tell anyone that were hooking up. i just really dont want anyone to know because at school people are gonna be really annoying about it. and if anyone asks you, please do me a huge favor and tell them that were just friends. because i would hate to find out that you told someone. please dont break that trust. if you do then i cant talk to you anymore. [he would listen because hes like so attatched to me]
what do you think i should do without getting caught. please help me i dont know why i did that and yes i know its horrible and i feel like shit but please tell me if you think thats a good idea or tell me what i can do to prevent anything bad and them finding out
I don't know why you keep asking me for advice, considering it's always short and poor.
Anyway, yea that sounds like a good idea. You should break up with Frank too. After all, his pseudo name is Frank... not a good sign.
I am having an affair with a wonderful man and the sex is the best I've ever had. We both agree it's as if our bodies were made for each other. There is no issue with getting him hard - the minute we're in the same room together I can tell how "excited" he becomes! Our issue is that he can go for hours without losing his erection and I cum over and over again. While this may sound amazing, it's frustrating because we wear out and the only way he has an orgasm is by masturbating himself. He said it's been like this with every woman. He's not on medication and is healthy. How can I stimulate him to cum inside me? What's wrong?
This is what he is experiencing;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_ejaculation
so the last time i 'touched' a guy, was like.. a year ago.
if i do it again, will it all come back to me? (knowing what to do)
i've only done it like.. three times
It's like riding a bike...
So, I'm going into my senior year in less than two weeks. All summer, I thought, it's senior year, I don't give a crap about my classes and who I'm friends with and hang out with. But now, since it's starting soon and schedules just came, I'm getting a little anxious about that stuff and I'm actually caring. Also, I feel like if I don't have classes with some of friends I'm gonna grow apart from them. Uggh, I always feel like that little bit of time right before school starts is kind of stressful, why is that? Anyone else feel this way? Senior year is supposed to be somewhat carefree
Senior year ain't no cakewalk until the second semester, when you're done with college applications and scholarships. God forbid you have a senior project to do.
The only advice I have right now is don't leave your apps for the last minute. You can leave your school work for the last minute, just not your applications because you don't want to send off bullshit. Also, be careful second semester. You don't want to fall into senioritis hardcore (like me). You can certainly get it a fair amount, but make sure you pass all your classes. Maintain at least a high C in everything, otherwise suddenly your finals are going to matter, and when you haven't been paying attention the entire semester, that sucks.
School starts the 27 and I've been going to bed at 3 am every day and waking up at 12..to make this short how do I get back into the rhythm of Going to bed like 6 hours earlier??
Go to bed six hours earlier.
Hi,I'm 16 years old and I've never had a boyfriend.
I've talked to a few guys but most guys don't see past sex with me.
I know im not bad looking so it's looks aren't the reason.
Guys say im pretty all the time and I take it as a compliment but I just really want to get involved with someone.
For 3 years,one of my guy "friends" would have sex with me all the time and I loved him so much,I thought he liked me too he just didnt ask me out because we were too young and I figured he would do it eventually...I ended up having sex with someone else besides him and he got mad and went out with someone else and stopped talking to me.Finally i found someone new ,and we were "talking" but then he told me he just wanted to be best friends but yet he would hookup with me.
I still like him but he's like my best friend.
And I don't know what to do,because I just really want to find someone but I don't know how.It seems like I'm the only one who can't get a boyfriend or even a guy just to get involved with...
I need help!
You thought you guys were too young for him to ask you out but old enough to have sex?
wat.
Anyone know a song about old feelings coming back?
Thanks (:
x
The Feeling's Back by Suicidal Tendencies.
my friend is suffering from anorexia. she used to be bulimic and then recovered, but about 5 or 6 months ago it came about that she was anorexic again. her parents are aware and she is in counselling with a psychiatrist for it. thing is she has made herself sick 3 times now that i am aware of (but i think it is more) and neither her parents or psychiatrist are aware of this. she only eats up to 200 calories a day, and constantly exercises, and lies about her weight to me too. im not sure what to do anymore.
Tell her parents.
My friend told me that she is gay and I do not want to be friends with her anymore. It's not that I don't like her as a person but I cannot grasp the fact that she has become a lesbian. Just months ago she was dating men and now she is claiming homosexuality. I don't like it and the entire thing makes me uncomfortable. I'm trying to avoid her now more than ever since she has confessed her sexuality to me and I feel that I need to just tell her to her face why I no longer have interest in our friendship. How should I tell her? What should I say? I don't want to come off as cruel by saying, "You're a homosexual and that makes me too uncomfortable to continue a friendship with you," but at the same time I think it sounds most appropriate because it is the truth.
I know it isn't fair of me to not tell her why I have been avoiding contact with her. I know I should tell her but I'm not sure how I should go about this. I was thinking a neutral setting would be most appropriate but I don't want to embarrass her if she gets upset in some form.
Does anyone have experience with this or any ideas of how I should handle this matter? Thank you.
Are you more afraid of being labeled a lesbian because you're friends with her, or a real piece of shit because you rejected her?
i am 13 an latley i have been watchin alot of shows on the t.v about pregnancy it sounds strange i no but i would really like a baby now but i wouldnt if you no wot i mean i wouldnt wont one as i am 13 and still live with mom but i would because it would make me feel like i had something of my own to love i dont wont to tell my mom this because im scared she will just have ago at me and wont understand
Get a dog.