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Is this what whiplash feels like?
I was snowboarding last night and i flew off this jump really damn fast about 7 feet high i pulled a grab trick and realised i was flying backwards... i hit the landing on my feet but caught an edge and slammed my head backwards in to the floor. i had my helmet on so the back of my head is fine and my head only hurt a TINY bit for a about 3 mins. after the crash my neck felt kinda wierd, like just under my jaw it feels numb and my neck kinda feels like i pulled a muscle a bit. its not major but it is hard to turn my head the way i used to.
iv done this once before messing around head banging to metal in the car with my freinds but that was yeeeaarrs ago.. we were copying the scene from waynes world lol.
The exact injury mechanism that causes whiplash injuries is unknown. A whiplash injury may be the result of impulsive stretching of the spine, mainly the ligament: anterior longitudinal ligament which is stretched or tears, as the head snaps forward and then back again causing a whiplash injury.[5]
Thus;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raA9Gso_to4
What traits, to you, does the PERFECT GUY possess?? State all the traits you think would make up the perfect, possibly unattainable guy...
I need this for my online project :) xxx Thanks in advance
Please help! And don't leave anything out!!
http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=Matt
That is all.
Is it legal for a 15 year old to date or have sex with an 18 year old in the state of Florida?
No. When you're 16 you can have sex with him.
15/f
There is this guy i like and he is pretty funny. However when we talk we tease eachother and are exact opposities. Its almost like the movie THE PROPOSAL and THE UGLYTRUTH.
Im just wondering if funny guys thinks intelligent, and witty girls are interesting and attractive. I really lke this guy. Please answer. it would be a great help. Thanks :)
Of course.
The fact that you even took time out to 'edit' your previous answer in order to bash me was completely unnecessary. I gave you the feedback you deserved, get over it. The fact that I addressed girls on this site should have made you avoid my question all together and not even bother answering. If I wanted a boy's advice I could have asked any number of my male friends.
No, you did not give me any type of useful advice in anyway. After reading many of your answers to questions that have been asked on this site, they are further proof that you give useless & cruel advice. As my mother always tells me, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
People come on this site for legitimate advice and don't need your stupid and arrogant remarks. Why bother typing something that is of no use to anyone at all? If anything it will just hurt the person whom asked the question in the first place.
Lastly, how can you even consider the advice you gave me legitimate and thought out? You told me to find a boy or a girl or use a toy in order to find the G-spot. Nowhere did you state exactly how. I asked two questions, you failed to legitimately answer either.
Oh, and as for this comment:
"You would be terribly wrong, and I'm sure I can find you a certain female that would wholeheartedly agree with me."
-- I'm sure you've never actually hit a girl's g-spot considering half of the time, us girls fake it in order to please our guy. Please do not reference another one of your 'female friends' as you typically do in all of your answers. No one CARES about how many female friends you have and what their advice is. Speak for yourself. I addressed GIRLS on this site, not YOU who is a male who has girl 'friends' I don't want their advice; I want the advice of girls on this site who know how to give me the advice I am seeking.
And an F for fuck you? Wow, respect is an awesome 7 letter word isn't it? When you find some come and find me and re-try your answer. Until then, do not respond to this 'question' or 'edit' your answer on my question again. At this point, I don't CARE about your response, this time I reward you an A, for asshole.
Are you aware of what a 1 rating means? I've been on this site for over five years, and have received many well deserved 1s. A 1, is for abusive, ban-worthy advice; IE: advice you report abuse against. If you didn't report abuse (and you still can, and I certainly encourage you to do so), I didn't deserve a 1. If you wanted to give me a 2 for "not harmful but not helpful advice", by all means, be my guest.
Telling me I give "cruel and useless advice" is not an accusation, it's a known fact. Maybe you've only recently joined the party, but numerous people have come to terms with this and taken action accordingly. Pointing it out is no longer popular or productive.
"I'm sure you've never actually hit a girl's g-spot considering half of the time, us girls fake it in order to please our guy. Please do not reference another one of your 'female friends' as you typically do in all of your answers."
You are a very judgmental human being. And do not turn that around and accuse me of being judgmental; I am extremely judgmental. But you seem like someone that takes pride in not judging (maybe your mother taught you that, too), so the cruel reality of your nature should be made apparent to you. You are extremely bitter. Maybe it's from faking your orgasms, I don't know. Again, I seriously hope you find that G-spot soon. The relationships you've been in have obviously not been based on communication and honesty, and for that I extend my condolences. That you would rather fake your orgasms than direct your male in creating them speaks volumes about your maturity and sexual frustration. Not to mention that you assume orgasms in other people didn't, simply couldn't occur because you, almighty one, can't.
EDIT:
Nope, doesn't work that way. I'll stop responding when I want to.
So we've got ugly, obnoxious, and rude. What was it your mother supposedly taught you? Respect? Or was it hypocrisy?
Okay well me and my boyfriend have been through alot, we've gone out like 10 times . No joke , and each time we broke up we'd miss each other like crazy so we'd get back together . We text , and the thing is i like talking to him on the phone but he just doesnt take the hint . He texts so BORING ! It gets me so frusterated ! He just isnt outgoing through text . When we're together hes sweet and nice , but through text he just bores me to death ! I don't know what to do to get him to just be more upfront and outgoingg ! Please help !
You should cut off your proverbial third arm and live awhile without texting.
If your relationship doesn't last, you're not old enough/mature enough/cool enough to have one in the first place.
In conclusion, texting is for the vocally challenged.
What are signs that a teenage guy who is a scorpio/Sagittarius cusp likes a you?
They throw a horoscope book at you and say "hey, I subscribe to the same cosmic bullshit you do!"
Just kidding (not really).
But my lady friend says it depends on your sign. Or something.
In conclusion, the month he was born in is not going to play any role in the way he acts when compared to the rest of the population.
I need new music. I like everything really so just any suggestions thanks!!
Because you supposedly like everything, you don't have any taste in music. Because of this, you will need strict guidance from someone that is pure in their musical taste. Luckily, I am just the musical elitist for you.
First off, 30 Seconds to Mars and Rise Against blow. This is not opinion; it is fact.
Second, you should listen to Blue Record by Baroness. Because of your ability to type properly, I believe you are ready for some "thinkin' man's" metal.
And finally, Crack the Skye by Mastodon will do you some good. With this, we will refine your "taste" into something that doesn't deserve quotations.
What are some good TV shows?>
Examples of stuff I like = South Park, The Simpsons, The Office (current favorite).
Arrested Development, although it's no longer on TV. You can, however, watch the entire second season on Hulu.
Okay to all girls,
How do you locate your own g-spot? Recently when I went to the gyno she had to pull my cervix forward because she couldn't get to it, could that make it harder to find?
Please help, thanks! :)
You're not going to be able to get to it with just your fingers, due to the angle. You'll either need a toy or a boy. Or a girl if you're into that.
EDIT:
My initial reaction was to tell you maybe you can't find your G-spot because (insert insulting remark here), but luckily I am so shocked by your reaction to my advice that I feel I most point by point rip apart your comments.
"First off, I asked the GIRLS on this site."
I don't care.
"Secondly, I think you are very rude when giving people advice; you're rude to fellow advice-givers as well."
There are an infinite number of examples where I have in fact been 'very rude' when giving advice. What irritates me to no end, is that this is not one of them. I gave you legitimate advice. I gave you thought out advice. I gave you useful advice. Nowhere in it did I insult you, advise you to do something that would hurt your situation, or make an attempt to destroy its legitimacy.
"Thirdly, I'm sure you know nothing about finding a girl's G-spot from a girl's point of view; since you're not a girl, you are not qualified to give me this advice."
You would be terribly wrong, and I'm sure I can find you a certain female that would wholeheartedly agree with me.
"Thanks for trying, F for effort."
How about an F for fuck you. If you're like this in reality, I sincerely hope you find your G-spot soon. Out of anyone I know that needs to find it, you, by far, need to find it the most.
Well, I thought I was a couple of weeks pregnant at least because I missed my period this time around and had previously had sex with my husband. I was really excited but didn't tell him yet in case I miscarried. Well, today I started to have my period. My periods are usually really, really regular so when I missed it this last time I naturally assumed I must have gotten pregnant (we want to get pregnant, by the way).
Was I pregnant or was my period just a couple of weeks late? If I am having a miscarriage should I go to the hospital or the doctor, especially with it being this soon into pregnancy? Should I tell my husband if I am having a miscarriage? If it's not a miscarriage should I go to the doctor anyway since my period was really late?
Invest in some pregnancy tests. Much more accurate than 14 year old kids.
EDIT:
This is general advice. What would be careless would be to give you advice I didn't stand behind or know for a fact. I gave you an answer that in most cases would be obvious, but because it clearly wasn't, it's worth giving. Beyond that, this is where my expertise dies. But as far as being careless, I think that's just calling the kettle black in this case.
so last night i was at a party, and i ended up hooking up with this kid..we were both kind of drunk, him more so than me. i drove him home after, and we had some fun in the car. The only problem is, he has a girlfriend that he has been dating for over a year. He called me last night and we talked for like 2 hours, and he wants to continue hanging out and doing things, but wants to keep it a secret. is it bad to be that other girl? i do like him and we hooked up a few times in the past before his girlfriend, and he is very sweet and charming, but i dont know if i want to risk being that other girl, and having his girlfriend find out. what should i do?
You should stop and seriously reevaluate your morals, values, and rationality.
i smoke a lot, like once a day at least. weed brownies barely work on me or take a while. y is this?
does it have to do with my digestive system?
the same batch work for my friends so is it possiable for me to just wait it out and itll work?
"Of course it takes long, it takes like an hour. Dumbass."
-- My Lady Friend
I don't get a buzz from smoking anymore can anyone tell me why? cause this totally sucks! I am addicted now and not getting anything from it but all my friends telling me I stink from it.
HELP!?
You fucking stink = stop fucking smoking.
Hey 14f
Well the other day at lunch with my peeps my friend told me about a dream wear she was walking down the hallway at school and she saw me and a guy( i use to love soo much..but i wasn't loved in return.. :/) well me nd him were making out... in her dream? i liked him last year... we had a lot of problems haha he despises me nd my friends now..but a couple time last year i thought he did like me..because he always looked at me from my head all the way down to my feet..nd some times stopped at my crouch.. ya nd he checked my ass out to..so watever! i just want to know if thts a sign or something? >.< please interperet it! thanks!
It doesn't mean anything.
Hi, do you remember the game we use to play in elementary school. It was like oragami, there were colors, you choose a color and spell it out while opening and closing the oragami game, them you choose a number , you count the numbers than your choose another number and open up the pocket and it would say something to do, or a fortune, something was writting on the paper before being made????? WHAT is that called, and how do you make it
There are a lot of names for them, I grew up calling them fortune tellers and cootie catchers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_fortune_teller
I've been depressed as long as I can remember. Sure, there are some times when I'm not as horribly upset with life as others, infact sometimes I'm happy. But I always fall back into my slump. I've struggled with cutting, and yes I do feel that cutting has made me even more depressed in the long run. I'm working on that, and I haven't cut since I think September.
Part of my depression comes from the fact that I cannot be social unless I'm under the influence of something, anything. Alcohol, Marijuana, and one time Oxycotton have allowed me to be more social in environments where I don't feel comfortable. When I go places I don't know a lot of people, I drink ONLY because it's social.. I don't really do it cause I enjoy being drunk. I smoke because I like to, I drink because I can loosen up. Both however allow me to be a less awkward person. I do not blame my depression for my drug use, although maybe it is the reason? I just wanted to know how I can allow myself to ease off of drinking, smoking or taking pills to get more out there.
My mom knows I smoke. My mom knows I drink. My mom knows I'm depressed. My mom knows I'm bipolar. I've gone to counseling, I've been on medicine. Nothing works. Is my drug use linked to my depression? Probably, I'm not proud looking back on the fact I do drugs. I'm not proud of the fact that I lie to get money, or that I am literally playing with life until it breaks.
I need help out of my depression, anything goes. Don't feel the need to censor what you're saying, I really want to know what you think.
You sound like my friend. Depressed his whole life, alcohol acid and ecstasy to loosen up, etc.
He started seeing a therapist/psychologist as well as a psychiatrist. He's now getting his shit together. You should too. It doesn't matter if it didn't work the first time; these things take time and as you know, it's better than the alternative.
17/F
How much sleep should I be getting?
The health posters they put on the doors of my college's bathroom stalls say at least 7 hours a night.
what would be the best? playstation 3 or xbox 360?
The PS3 is a better investment immediately (free online) and in the long run (Blu-ray).
Hey, I want to start a heavy thrash metal band, and I have no idea on how to find members. Oh, and I'm 14/m. I want members my age to 18 y/o. Does anyone have any good idea's on how to find members?
Thrash metal, Matt approves.
The easiest way is through friends. Talk to your friends, see if they know anyone that would be interesting in jamming. That's how my friend did it, though these people turned out to be potheads with a fondness with acid and X so that didn't work out so great, but hey, they were solid musicians. You might have trouble finding guys specifically into thrash, so don't limit yourself. Guys that play death, sludge and black metal should work out nicely too.