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I've been with my boyfriend for around two years.

The first part of our relationship was pretty bad because I had a drug problem. Around a year ago, I ODed on some prescription meds.
At the time, I was hanging out with a guy I had just met. He knew I was way out of it and took advantage of it, starting to flirt and hold my hand. I then tried to text my boyfriend saying "it's over", but accidentally sent it to the wrong number. I made out with the guy and he kind of forced me into doing more.

I went home and slept for a long time. I woke up to texts from my boyfriend, went through my sent messages, and realized what had happened. I had cheated, if not intentionally. (I had zero interest in the guy). I never told him. I know I should have.

Now, over a year later, I've finally come clean about what was going on with me during that time, but not about what happened with the guy. I'm wondering if I even should. My boyfriend will dump me, I know him.

I would never cheat, have never even been interested in another guy while with him. I haven't gone near drugs since then. I just don't know if it's worth destroying what I have for ancient history. What should I do?

Don't tell him.

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So I started college in the fall and long story short, I've grown to hate my roommate! I can't stand her! I realize I cannot change her behavior, only my own, but things are starting to get out of hand.

We have 3 garbage cans and 1 recycling bin. I use one garbage can, the rest our hers and she still can't manage to take out the trash in a timely manner.
We have a leaky faucet which creates mold in our sink. Guess who cleans it... [me, the one with the allergies]
She never everrrrr leaves the room except for class and 1 or 2 meals a day. she isn't involved at all meaning if I want some space to myself, I can't be in my room.
Her mom drives over an hour to do her laundry and everything else for her... we're both 19.


I won't go into more detail...basically, we're complete and total opposites and we can't get along, she won't move out or agree to have someone else move in with her so i can move.

please advicenators... I'M BEGGING for help here. my room is prison but I have to sleep in there!! I don't know what to dooo!

Talk it over with the RA. You're living with an idiot that is unwilling to compromise; your RA will quickly show them the light.


I emphasize, one of my roommates is an irritant too.

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they say life is a gift.
they also say the world is cruel.

how is it a gift to be living in a cruel place?

Because of the alternative.

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I'm 14 and barely 5 feet. I started my period pretty early - the summer before I became a 6th grader, and I'm paranoid that I won't grow anymore... My dad is 5'7" and my mom was 4'11". I reckon I remember my very first doctor said my potential height is 5'2" and I was wondering if I really can see that dream come true. For the past few weeks, I've been sleeping alot (not because I was desperate to grow, I was just soo tired lately) and I've also been doing yoga stretches before I go to bed and I actually grew almost an inch in a month. But my growing has stopped. Should I switch my yoga rutine to the morning to get the best possible results? And do I still have a chance to reach 5'2"?

You're only 14, you'll probably reach 5'2" no matter what you do. In fact, let's put money on it. Inbox me when you're 21 with your height.


But as far as doctors judging height, in my limited experience (I am only one person, obviously) it was pretty accurate. My doctor said I would be 5'8" or 5'9", with a possible maximum of 5'10". I'm 5'10.5". And I only started legitimately growing when I was 15 or 16.


So yea, you're only 14. You have time to reach your Napoleonic threshold.

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could facebook actually tell you who views your profile? or is it just a scam?

It's a scam.


Also, there is no such thing as death and life is only a dream.

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I know that I probably won't get the answer I'm looking for, and I really hope my question will not be deleted. I just really need some unbiased advice on this problem.

When I have sex with my husband, I can never "finish". It lasts all of two minutes..and I'm left unsatisfied.

Could it be something to do with the fact that hes 31 and has diabetes? Or is it something we could solve more easily?

It's really starting to strain our relationship.

I don't know about your previous sexual experiences, but most women can't finish from penetration. Just saying.


More foreplay, and try oral.


EDIT:

Doesn't account for the oral though. Just don't spread your legs till he goes down on you.

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Is it really true that sperm dies when it hits air?

Could you only answer if you are 100% sure?

No, it doesn't.

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to Invade Iraq?

There's so much evidence. It is really pissing me off.. how the government is getting away with this. Why did we go to war with Iraq? to steal their oil? like all those people they are killing.. you cannot fight a "war on terror". you cant fight against people's emotions. if you want people to start liking america you think fighting a war with them, killing their people and destroying their land is going to make them love us? bloody idiots. it will only make more people want to join those groups that want to attack America. its okay for people to have a religion as long as they are tolerant of the other beliefs people have.. the whole Taliban and Al Qaeda thing isnt the first time people had extreme beliefs they want to enforce on others. America is guilty of that themselves anyways. And when I say America, I'm referring to the government and whoever decides these matters. Like just because a country doesn't believe in capitalism and democracy, we should punish them! like cuba! because what america says is the only right thing in this world! bullllllllll shiiiiit. Why are things so difficult.. why do we have democrats and republicans? maybe we need philosophers to be in office. i mean it was philosophers who like made those early Patriots want to rebel against british rule back in the revolutionary war. now its republican this, democrat that. why do people have to put themselves in these little boxes like that? why cant people just all talk together about whats the best thing for the country and the world.. but no they get corrupted and are greedy. america talks about how corrupt other governments are when we are very corrupt ourselves. im sick of the hypocrises. why cant people man up. Im hoping Obama and the administration can just get the job done. Like there are some people who hate obama and want all these bad things to happen to him. like hello what the hell, that is just anti american. because if our president and the administration effs up, then WE pay the price!!! who wants that? so everyone better be hoping obama is good.. and yeah i think its sad there are some republicans who just want him to fail like that and then claim they are super american and everything. like same with bush.. like i think he was one of our worst presidents but while he was president i was still hoping he'd do good, despite what happened in the past. Honestly, I wish I could be a president so I could set things straight. But I wasnt born in America (UK. i live in America now though cause my parents moved my family here) and there's too much.. petty things that get in the way. But yeah, that ends my rant.

Someone has obviously been watching Loose Change and Zeitgeist.


Someone has obviously been fooled by a Windows Movie Maker editing job, out of context quotes, and misconstrued facts.


There is literally, and I can assure you of this, zero evidence of 9/11 being government sponsored. Period. I've watched every single video and seen every single piece of "evidence" completely and utterly refuted. Name evidence, I will debunk it.


Just because you don't agree with the actions of the U.S. doesn't mean it would attack its own people. That's so idiotic its embarrassing to even suggest.

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im a senior and i went to school with this boy for all highschool.
hes extremly popular inside and outside my school and is just really cool.
i really wanted to get with him so i started flirting and whatever with him but just as i started doing that a sophmore girl did to and they were talking like 24/7 and they hooked up. i essentionaly "lost" even though he never really knew i wanted him.

this sophmore is really ugly (im not saying this out of spite- i would be honest, expecially here where no one even knows me) and just not in his leage and im just so angry that they are like togetherish now and i dont know what to do.


what you think?

how do i get him!

why was she chosen over me?

She's probably obviously DTF.

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I hope that looks don't matter because i am still VERY traditional with my dating, and i'm not very pretty.

14/f

do i still have a chance?

What exactly does traditional dating at 14 consist of? Watching pg-13 movies and feeling like a badass? I kid.


Yes, looks matter. Anyone that says otherwise is a liar or is not in touch with reality. However, if you're only 14 you really do have quite a bit of time to develop (I'm not talking physically you pervs). From what I've seen, most people don't come into their own until they're about 16, 17, or 18.

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Yep, your rudeness in question is subjective.

Anyway, he loves Metallica and probably Slipknot or some other classics.

Mr. Universal can top you on music, I'm afraid.
Why did you link me to your profile when I asked for the perfect man?

Slipknot is awful, that's not metal or a classic. Mr. Universe is not listening to proper metal if he's listening to Slipknot.


Why did I link you to my profile? Well, that's just an example of that never ending "rudeness" I'm always accused of.

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So I have a really sore throat and I'm doing a duet with a guy I really like and I really want it to be at least a bit better by tomorrow. I've already had tons of oranges and honey with lemon or whatever. I've done the humidifier thing and had at least 8 bottles of water. I've taken medication and still it's not any better. I even did the saltwater in your nose thing and had tons of spicy food. (I know TMI sorry!) Any advice? :/

I don't know why you're asking me this, considering the only singing I can do is a lackluster death metal growl.


But I know gargling salt water is supposed to be helpful. Step one; get a glass of water. Step two; put salt in it. Step three; mix dat shit. Step four; gargle.


Hope your sore throat gets better! And if not, there's nothing wrong with sounding like this;


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50wkoofl-4

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okay im 13 and im a girl and im in the middle scool i kissed a guy at our basket ball game in the bleachers about every where now i like him but i dont no if he likes me how do i know he like me and how could i make him go out with me give me advice please!

You should probably stop kissing him 'til you know he's into you. How do you figure this? You ask him. He has a story to tell.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUQXeNnIlE

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Well you know, I'm serious...
He doesn't like 30 Seconds to Mars.. at all in fact.

But no matter. I congratulate you on your elite status, he, however, is a Universal Elitist.

You, on the other hand, have been called 'rude' by too many advice seekers. Tut, tut..

That's good. He should get some metal into his life though. But only metal I sign off on, everything else is poor.


My taste is not only elite, but pure. Mr. Universal can't match it.


I like to see it as I haven't been called rude by enough advice seekers yet.

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ok so i just got my braces put on yesterday, and may i say i am in PAIN!!! they didnt hurt the first day i got them but now my teeth are so sore and my lips are all cut. the wax has helped my lips from getting cut my teeth still hurt real bad. how long is it going to take for the pain to go away???

Probably about a week.


For now, you're just going to have to bite the pain. See what I did there?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Ypa4iC_4E&feature=PlayList&p=C8372212EA4C519E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=56

Bet you're not thinking about your teeth pain now! You're wondering why you couldn't stop banging your head up and down.

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Hahaha... Would you believe if I said I only put 30 Seconds to Mars in there because I knew you'd told someone it blows so I wanted to see if your word was consistent?

I don't like people who change opinions based on other people's views, you see. Well done.

Three cheers for your lady friend.
And as for that girl going on about finding her g-spot, I can't comprehend why she is so desperate in finding it herself, but I DO think she has issues.

KTHXBAI (Hah)

No, I wouldn't believe it. Your boyfriend listens to a shit band :). I wrote the book on Musical Elitism.


Of course she has issues, number one being she isn't cumming. Maybe you can help her?

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He loves everything from Hendrix to the Beatles to Pink Floyd to 30 Seconds to Mars to Stevie Wonder.

Indeed, tis.

Sorry about the 'girl stalking' comment before, I didn't realise you had a lady friend

Bzzzzt 30 Seconds to Mars blows. Game over!



No worries, my lady friend probably wouldn't care considering it wouldn't be the first time.

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Actually, my first inspiration to ask this question was him, because I've searched everywhere and I am now pretty convinced that this guy is perfect in every way.

His name's Matthew Drake.
And there isn't one thing you could possibly pinpoint that isn't perfect about him.

You can try, if you life.
But enough me bragging.. you should update your personal info, more girls will be stalking you that way, since you seem like quite an interesting chap.

I'm sure his taste in music isn't perfect.


And what other info is desired?

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Did you just link me to yourself being the perfect man?

And funny really.. my boyfriend is called Matt, so yeah

Your boyfriend is obviously a very cool guy.

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I am 5'7 and about 140 lbs... I am a C/D cup size, Guys, how do you think DD's would look? too big? unattractive?

If you're talking about implants (and I assume you are, can't imagine what else you'd be talking about), the answer is always no.

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