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so i leftmy binder in my dads truck and he read through one of my notebooks...a very private notebook i might add...he read how many guys ive had sex with and diifernt drugs ive tryed and shit like that...he told me this tonight as he pulled it out of his briefcase....and read me all the passages...how should i handle this...cuz hes not handling it too well...:/

Well first of all he shouldn't be going through your stuff! and second of all try and clear things up for him, and maybe even say that those things where just goals... or imaginative. But do what ever you have to.
Good Luck hun!

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OK heres the dealio
i HATE showers...they just seem like a waste of time for me. Does anyone know any ways that will make showering fun?? no sarcastic answers please. Thanks

well at a sertin age us kids lol dont like to shower but once you get alittle older you start taking them automatically.
But fun ways? you can make lots of foam with the soap! lol

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I was in Disney like 5 years ago, and I was wondering- what do you think is the best place of interest in that area? Like Epcot, Universal, Disney, or should I make it a point to maybe visit all three?

I'd go to all three! it would be so much fun!

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Weird question, but okay.. do you find it normal to like someone alot that you've never met? I think that its normal to an extent- like a celeb.. but what do you think?

It happend to me before... so yea i think it's normal. It has happened to some of my girl friends too, and im sure it happend to guys. So yes it's NORAML lol ;)

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ok so my friend is 15 and her and her bf had sex but the condom broke. well she got this short period for march. it lasted a day and a half she said. shes been eating alot and peeing alot now too. does it sound like shes pregnant? im going with her to planned parenthood tomrrow..but what does it sound like to you guys??

She might be. IF she feels totally different then she did before she probably is... My mom said when she was pregnant that she felt WAY different then usual. But if you're not sure then tell her to take a pregnancy test.

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i want to invite my bf over to my house so he can meet my parents and so we can hang out and thats the only way my parents would feel comfertable with me and him being together is if it under their supervision, so what can we do if he comes over?

Invit him over for dinner. Maybe have them talk or play some board games (if you'd like) It will go however it goes though. But dinner would be the easyest.

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My bf and i are planning to have sex soon, and I'm a virgin right now. What exactly does it feel like? Nearly all of my friends say it's worth it, but they've never really experienced it themselves. Only one of them has actually had sex before, and she said it hurt like hell.

I heard it does hurt your firs time or even times after that. I am also a virgin and i like it lol.
But you having sex with you bf that would be your decision. Just make sure you don't do anything that you might regret later, because even if you dont or do have your period, or you are protected you still have slight chances of getting pregnant.
But what ever you choose to do.
:)

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Ok im going to Miami Flordia on April 18 thru thr 23. What i need to know is this- Anyone who LIVES in Flordia that can tell me what to pack. Shorts, tanktop, long pants, capris. Please Help
I rate well- Thanks

Well i've lived in florida if that helps.
Bring shorts and tanktops/tshirts, and maybe some long pants or cuprees beacuase it gets cooler at night. Maybe light jackets too.
Have FUN!

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I found a way cute site that sells "kawaii" clothes [asian inspired really cute] problem is i don't know how the sizing will run, it looks pretty ok. should i try buying a thing or two to see how it is then order what i really want or just put the whole order in.. its not super expensive but its just the point of it lol.. and if you have any "kawaii" sites if you can list them..thanks!

I would order somthing for try out first and then if it works go ahead and order the rest ;)

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One of my really good guys friends leaned over and touched my boob and i am not even his girlfriend. He doesn't have one so what should i do becuase i am getting the feeling that he likes me because he is telling everone about this and i don't know what to do about him. Should i go out with him or jsut stay friends.

Well if you like him then ask him out.
but if you dont wanna go any further than friends stay that way.

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Many religions believe that the world is going to end soon, and we are living our last days because of all the crime, hate, and everyone being open about their sexuality, what are your opinions on this?

I dono about the religion but i kinda think the same thing... it's kinda sad though... but if ppl would be more worried about the world then themselves maybe it would change...

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what is the meaning of life?

humm... thats a good question. But i would just make the best out of it! and Just remember that you can always change somthing if you don't like it, but this is only to you. You cannot change others lol

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i know you are going to read this and think its me, its not and actually i don't care what you think..anyways, my friend thinks shes pregnant. shes 2 weeks late on her period. she got some kind of infection where she had to take medicine that might delay her period a little bit. she took a pregnancy test and she said that if 2 lines show up, then shes pregnant..she showed me the test and i saw 2 lines, one was slightly darker than the other..but i saw 2 lines. she claims shes not pregnant, but is going to take another test. i dont know what to do for her...?

Well if she is pregnant then just help her through with the situation and make her feel comftorble. Don't leave here because she did somthing stupid or that she is to young. But make her feel able to talk to you about anything while she is if she is. And wish the best for her!

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I need help in my neighborhood there is a lot of families with little kids and I herd they need babysitters but they don't know that I babysit so how do I let them know

1. You can make fliers and put them in their mail boxes
2. You can start a conversation with them and say if they ever need a babysitter you can sit.
3.Newspaper Add (that's an extreme)
4. Play with the kids and then the parents will eventually ask if you babysit.
h.i.h.

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Hey girl! You seem really cool but anyways
ok i have a boyfriend im 14 and he recently
asked me to have sex with him. I REALLY want to (not to sound like a slut or anything) but i dont want him to go on and tell everybody and stuff i want to wait til summer though what
should i do, and since you are around my age i want to know what you would do in this situation
x0Lindsey

Hum.. well I would wait till im way older but thats me lol..
But for you, just tell him to wait till the summer. If he waites then thats a good sign, but if he doesn't want to wait then the sad thing is he's just using you, which i hope is not the case.
But tell him to wait until the summer.
Good Luck!
hope he goes for summer! lol
S1M0N3

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Im just wonderin, do like a lot of people get messages straight into their inbox??? I hav eonly gotten 1 REAAL question from someone...thats all. Some one else that obviously know me wrote somethin in there but it wasnt a real advice question. Is there somehting i need to know? I mean i do answer many questions...

It basically depends, buti usually get maybe 1 every 2 to 3 months so its normal... and the longer and more questions you ask and the higher your rating is the more inbox messages you will recieve, or so that what i believe because thats what seemed to happen to me lol

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I'm trying to find a nice dress to wear to my cousins wedding in June. I dont really know of any sites that have cute ones, so does anyone have any websites? I dont really care about the price. Thanks !

Well you can always go to the mall and go to like a bridal or prom shop. They usually have really nice dresses.

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alright so last month around feb 9th my boyfriend fingered me and i wasnt sure if he had anything on his fingers or not..well i freaked out because my period didnt come till feb 28!! (and im positive it was my period not just spotting) well this month i havent got my period yet and its april tommorow..i havent done ANYTHING whatsoever with my bf at all this month. maybe my period is just late because i didnt end my last period till march 6 or 7th. im not sure. so ive been REALLY freaking out about this. and today i took at pregnancy test and it said i wasnt pregnant. but what if it was lying? could i be pregnant? the test only costed 10$ so it was kind of cheap..

YOu shouldn;t be pregnant but if you wanna make sure see if your period comes in like a week and then take another pregnancy test just to make sure. Hope everything goes ok! :)

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any good april fools tricks??
hehe..
i rate 5's
thanks in advance

um...
You can try the fake fart stuff

here r some good ones, the results where really good when i tried them:

Knock on the someone's front door a couple times and run. Repeat a couple times. Tell your 'buddy' that you can't seem to knock loud enough for the people to come out and have him knock on the door and stand there.


Send a love letter to person A from Person B and send a love letter to Person B from Person A. Send notes telling one to meet the other somewhere, when they show up, they will be very confused.


Glue a quarter or half dollar to the sidewalk. Watch as everyone walks by and tries to pick it up. (that one's FUNNY)

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my friend wanted to know if getting braces affects kissing ???

Well... i never kissed with my braces but as long as the guy/girl doesnt have braces it should be fine. It shouldnt make a dif. either.

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