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I'm Johanna. I'll Come and Go. What can I say? I try.

One thing I LOVE to do is to analyze dreams. Just tell me about a dream you had, and I'll help you understand what it means. :)

advice

School is coming up soon, and im not sure where to shop for my school clothes every year i go to the mall and shop but i want something different..

You should try hot topic. If you really want to be different and noticed this year, then you should definitely try Hot topic. And no, its not just a "gothic" store. They have all different colors shirts, not just black and I'm sure you could find something you really liked, unless you're like majorly preppy abercrombie person. But anyways, you should check it out. Also check out wet seal or forever 21. They are good too.

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i have a boyfriend and my friend has a boyfriend i like my boyfriend but he seems so boring while my friends boyfriend isnt boring i really dont know what to do. i cant break up becuase i know he'll be to upset and will bother me for the rest of my life. Also i'm getting really jealous of my friend.

Does it really matter whose boyfriend is more interesting? She can't really help that you think her boyfriend is cool. You and her are two different people with different interests, and therefore different boyfriends. You can't be exactly the same all of the time. If you really like your boyfriend, then you should just stay together with him and be happy, but if you don't like him, don't be afraid to break up with him. If he "bothers" you after that, just tell him hes immature for not accepting the breakup.

I hope I helped..

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OKay, so one thursday night I went over to this guy (muh friend) house wit muh friend and we all drank wit his friends nd smoked nd shit and well me and Ewell like eachother and I dunno..he wants to be wit me but Im juss scared b/c of past relationships..so we ended up havin sex and I was real scared b/c I was drunk as fuck and at first didnt realize shit and then I realized he NEVER used a condom but I know he pulled out and everything and he never said anything went wrong and HE WOULD IF HE DID soo yeah.. So then on the next night (Friday) muh ex (friend) picked me and muh friend up and dropped her off and I went back wit him to his house and we had sex..Now I might sound like a HOE but believe me IM NOT..I juss lost muh virginity this year and it was from the one guy I went wit Friday night..I loved him and still do nd shit soo yeah..but now when we get together we do hookup soo I dunno..I cant lt go..The other guy..Man I didnt even wanna have sex wit him but I was drunk and people do stupid shit.. I feel so fuckin down about it but I cant change it now..now when I chill wit him Im afraid to even kiss him b.c I don t want it to lead to sex..and he doesnt have a prob wit that soo yeahh.. but anyways back to muh whole point..well I knew I was gonna be gettin muh period between the thurs*Saturday.. Saturday I got muh period.. Now here it is aug 1 and I had a normal period and everything and it ended nd shit but now I feel sick (not in the morning) or im not hungry sometimes but I eat and I dunno..I feel bloated but I already had muh period..Is it possiable to be pregnant if I already got muh period after those 2 nights wit those guys? Could I have gottin muh period still and now that its over could I be pregnant? im scared as hell im only 16 and I dunno..im scared as fuck and need advice...QUICKKKKKK!!! Thanks

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What are some websites for stores that sell clothes that aren't preppy, but aren't gothic. somewhere in between?
not hot topic, pac sun, tillys, or torrid.
thanks

old navy, target, walmart, kmart.....

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im a 14/f, almost 15, and im around 5'4 or 5'5 and about 135 pounds, but im muscular. how many shots would be safe to drink? i drink for fun, but i want to be sure i dont get blood alcohol poisioning. what would the safe amount to drink be?

0 because the drinking age is 21. stupid. But I know thats not going to stop you, it doesn't stop anyone else.

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ok u kno how u put lemon juice in your hair during the summer? well wut r the steps? HURRY!!! ITS LIKE REALLY IMPORTANT TO GET THIS ANSWER FAST!

LIKE OMFG!!!! I want blonde hair too! (lmao) So here are the steps:

1. buy lemon juice
2. put it in your hair
3. sit out in the sun

I know, it sounds so hard, but u CAN do it!

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i have this guy in our neighborhood who likes me. but the problem is he is shy around me... what should i do?

Well first, do you like him? And are you sure about that? Because you don't want to play with his "delicate" feelings. You should walk up to him and just act normal. Talk about the weather, anything. Its also a good idea to get his screen name or email. In time, he will get used to talking to you, and become less shy.

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My friend is throwing a party and invited my crush. The thing is my friend said that I have to tell my crush by the end of the party that I like him or she will. I know I have to tell him I just don't want to deal with the potential heartbreak right now. Should I talk to my friend and hopefully convince her not to do it or just tell my crush? Oh and if I tell him his ex is probably gonna be close by since she's invited too... I rate high for good advice! Thanks!

I would tell him, because you definitely want to tell him yourself. Don't be afraid of rejection because its not going to kill you is it? Think literally. Good luck!

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alright, so i really like this guy named Gentry, and he is a grade olde rthan me, hes going to be a sohmore in HS. So he and this girl named alanna went out, and they are still reptty tight, but i hang out with gentry and im SOO confused if he likes me or not--its too hard to tell! he sends mixed signals liek alanna told me hes jsut shy though and its like okayy well when will he make a move!? maybe my hopea are too high, but its not likei will be sad if he doesnt like me, i just want to know if he likes me or not so i can just stop liking him! my birthdya is in 2 days, and i just wanna be with him...but i wanna move onto another guy! oh yeah and since hes shy shold i make the first move? what should i do?!!?

I think you should learn how to type.

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Ok well, im skinny. But my arms have like a flab where my muscle should be. You know the part under your shoulder. Well I was just wondering how I could get that to go away? Cause it really bothers me like when i move it jiggles (gross I know!). Also when I put my arms down to my side it like flattens out and makes my arm look big and fat. So i was just wondering how I could get that to go away!! Thanks to the people who arn't jerks about it. I'll rate.

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you should try lifting weights. Put your elbows to your chest, weights in your hands, and bend your arms up and down. Try reading seventeen magazine or go to http://www.seventeen.com

Hope I helped!

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what are some good punk stores besides hot topic and pac sun?

First of all, don't say "punk stores" They don't need to be labeled like abercrombie and fitch. But try zumiez or torrid or even spencer, even though my favorite is hot topic.

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oh i just got a new top that is white and i have baby black jeans. will it look nice together?

black and white go together. duh. Where have you been? mars?

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what can i use to make my pimples go away?

First, wash your face at least twice a day. Once in the morning, once at night. I reccomend using any neotrogena products, the cloths or the liquid soap. Then in the morning when you wake up, put on Netrogena rapid clear. Then wash your face and put on any coverup/ makeup you wear. Then at night, wash your face, and try putting on clearasil. If that doesn't work, you're going to want to look for something with salycilic acid in it. Hope I helped...

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last night, i had a dream that i was showing my friend our old house (i actually lived there) and we went in the backyard and we had a big ravine in the backyard and we went to the bottom and a fox jumped out in front of us and ran into a path in the woods. then a coyote or a dog or a wolf or something, attacked the fox and bit its snout. the dog came after me but i kicked its head and he backed off. but right after i kicked him, he was really really friendly and he knew all commands one could ever think of!! its like he knew the english language. then the fox came back out and the dog was sitting next to me and i told him "get him boy!" and so the dog who i named Blaster, attacked his snout again. but no blood or killing. the fox ran away. then my friend seemed to just dissapear because i didnt see her in the dream anymore. then we were in a totally different house and my brother and sister were tossing my stuffed animal dog named Shultzie around and i got mad and told Blaster to attack them.he bit my brothers leg and my sisters arm. but my parents thought it was neccasary. haha. so then i walked in the kitchen of my dads house with blaster. i think i started crying just a little bit and my stuffed dog was all dirty and the collar broke off. then i looked ay blaster and petted him. then i woke up.

does this dream mean anything? i dont have a dog..could it mean im getting a dog? please answer. sorry it's so long. will rate a 5!

This is a perfect question for me. I've been analyzing dreams for quite some time. What I think it means is that you may have some sort of seperation axiety with your old house. Maybe you are missing the memories at your old house. Whatever it is, its something in your past, a place, maybe a pet, an event that you can't let go of. The second part of your dream may mean that you are having some family issues right now perhaps.

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I just started talking to this guy. I thought he was going to be ok to hang out with, but he knows I have a BF, and the other day he started to kiss me. It kinda my fault in a way though, he was crying so I hugged him and kissed his forehead. Then he stoped crying and started to kiss me. I dont know how to make him leave me alone, and im afraid he will bother me at school.

kick him...hard.... He will leave you alone after that...hehe

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I can write poems tell me what you think of this one
Alone
alone is where no one is there
you try to see but blind by glare
glare of your own soul and glare of your heart and then you realize that thers no start
you have no body or no friends you
relize now this might be the end u
nless you change whats inside t
his might be how you die
try to run but theres no escape
try to hide but you still wont wake
the darkness is everywhere
you cant see
blinded by you
and blinded by me

you're too emo, unless is that what you were going for?

^ emo is kind of depressing stuff, just short for emotional.

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Ok Well im going back to school on wenseday and i have this huge pimple on my face! i poped it but its still there i dont know what to do help!!!!!!

like OMFG! A pimple! Wow, you are going to die!!!!

Put cover up over it. Try Neotrogena. And at night put clearasil on it.

now was that so hard?

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I've had an eating disorder for lets say longer than a year. (anorexia) I finally got over it this summer. I'm worried about school though and how my friends will react because i wasn't eating lunch all last year. Will they make a big deal out of it and will i end up starting it ALL OVER AGAIN????? I RATE HIGH

um, screw your friends. If they started it in the first place, then their not your friends. Wow, I would dump some food on their heads. jerks. Don't worry about what other people think of you. It's your life, not theirs.

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does anyone here know a good inexpensive foundation that's not the liquid kind that you can get at Longs?

neotrogena is good. try that...its at wegmans, or proabbly any drugstore.

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okay well school is almost back and I still have to get some outfits but I have to wear uniforms but I can have desighns on it but I dont know what is cute so if you have any ideas then will you please help me if you have a serious answer then I will give you a good rating
please please help me
p.s. I rate 5's for any answers
and I check EVERY day or maby every second
just please help me

Forever 21 has some good stuff. Hot topic too. Old navy also. Don't forget your acessories like bracelets and hair clips and scrunchies and stuff....

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