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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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Hey,
Do any of you know any sites I can go to online to take a quiz to see if I'm depressed? Please help... I really need to know! I'll rate everyone who gives me at least one site. (link)
just a heads up. self diagnosees give false positives almost as often as true positives best way to know is to go to a doctor/shrink. but if you really want a site heres 715,000 of them http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=am+i+depressed&spell=1


Im haveing a grage sale on saturday i no a week away but i need some ideas of how to make more money and how to attrack costurmers all hte money is goin to go to me and my mom to go to paris in march! (hehe im there on my b day)
ya do u have n e ideas?
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a/s/l? if you are above 15/f then "proper atire" helps. alot. no seriously alot. if you live in a "hot" state selling lemonade is a good idea. make sure your posters have arrows and are easy to see/read from far away. black block letters on a dark red paper work well. make sure you are selling a variety of stuff. it helps quite a bit to have price tags so they dont ahve to ask you every little thing. helps to have an extension cord outside so people can test if electronics taht you are selling work. um dont really know waht else.


okay in like 3 1/2 hours my next door neighbor is having a birthday party and im invited. i have no clue what to get him! hes 12 , likes baseball , basketball , rap ! any ideas? (link)
hmm most 12 year olds like yugioh cards you could try that, though if hes not then its a really bad idea. um when all else fails theres always money/gift certificates


hey everyone i neeed to no something i am selling candy and papamurpheys pizza cards to rais money to go to Paris in march and i need to no wut to say to the ppls when i go dooor to door cause i am getting a lot of no's!
- my name is kayla and ya can u help (link)
lying works quite well. "My school is doing a fundraiser to help mentaly challenged chimpanzees in bosnia" well not really but you get my drift right? How old are you? if youre raising money to go to paris is it safe to assume you are over 16? assuming youre not too young and taht kayla is a girls name which im preatty sure it is but after meating guys with names like sandy one can never be too sure. so anyways dress revealingly. no i dont mean totaly sluty 2 inch skirt with a crop top but show some skin. it will really help you with guy customers. timing is also good. you dont wana get people at dinner time or stuff like that. i also recomend going to appartment complexes. youll get more people willing to buy something cheap to help a cause and they are also much closer together so you dont have to walk as much.


Okay...I went out w/ this guy who (I'll call Bobby) 3 months ago. We have remained really close friends, and I really don't want anything else w/ him right now. Well, a couple weeks ago I found out about this girl Bobby likes...so I told him to go out with her. They're going out now.

Well, anyway, people are always coming up to me now and saying that they know I like Bobby when I don't....how can I stop them from thinking this? Now Bobby thinks I like him! argh! I don't like him and I don't know why everyone thinks I do...I don't want his girlfriend to think I like him (because I don't) and because she is my friend :o/ (link)
people in school spread rumors tahts just how it works. they get some kind of sick joy our of ruining your life. best thing i can advise you to do is get a boyfriend that could help. or you could get a girlfriend lol then no one will think you like him. you could always just talk to him since you are friends and all.


well, my best friend courtney shes like the best ever shes always been there for me, i like love her .. you know as a BFF, but in school she USED to be popular, but everyone started hating her, and she doesn't have many friends, and everyone picks on her, well in her livejournal comments the popular stuck up people write stuff about her to make her feel bad about herself, liek callen her a horse (i duno why) fat or something, but i think shes perfect, i ALWAYS stick up for her, like ALWAYS, am i doing right? I mean is this gunna gimme a bad reputation in school jus because i always stick up for her (btw, she got homeschooled this year because she got picked on by everybody, and she has depression and stuff)i think i am doing right by sticking up for her since shes my BF, but would u do it. please help! ~confuzzled (link)
yes you are doing the right thing. yes this will most likely give you a bad rep. if you care more about your rep than your friend then stop sticking up for her and join in. if you care more about your friend then keep sticking up for her.


(m/14)Ok, I'm going out with this girl, we've been going out for a little over a month now.. shes awesome, I like her a lot.. but unfortunately my parents don't. They really don't want me to have a girlfriend at all, especailly one like her they say. I mean she is a little wild sometimes, but I like that about her, but my parents don't. They want me to break up with her soon, and they're pressuring me to do it everyday. I want more of a long relationship with the girl.. but I don't want love. In my opinion, nothing good can come from love at this time in life. So do I stand up to my parents and tell them I won't break up with her?.. or take their advice and break up with her before this relationship turns into love? thanks (link)
if you dont want love then take their advice because sooner or later the girl will want love. most likely sooner. if youre not rady for that then you should take your parents advice. but if you decide you want love then stand up for yourself and stay with her.


I just heard of a friend that if you cut your pubic hairs it heightens the chance of getting lice down there. This has shocked me because I myself cut them because of their length, and I am getting concerned about this. I was wondering if anyone knew any information about this, or any good sites where I could find out some information. Im totally flippin out about this lol. I'm a 17 year old male by the way. Any advice would be good. Thanx :-) (link)
dude preatty much the only way your gonna get lice in your pubes is if you have sex with a dog. and even then its a smaller chance if your pubes are shorter lol. your friend was just messing with you i have been cutting them for a couple of years and no lice yet lol.


I have a boyfriend and i love him with all my heart!( i love him but im not IN love with him cuz im only 13 u kno?) ofcourse he is like my best friend cuz he is my boyfriend, but my other best friend is a guy to. Sometimes i start crying at school for reasons i cant really say here but... he'll give me a hug and tell me its okay.. i dont really mind cuz i know he just likes me as a friend, and he just wants to help.. I would go to my boyfriend, but he cant know why i cry cuz he'll be really worried, and my best friend understands.. MY boyfriend gets jelous of my best friend though cuz he like that i will dumped him for my best friend.. how can i get it through his head that he is my best friend.. and thats wat bf's do? (link)
well not much you can do to convince him. jsut tell him thers nothing between you and your best friend, as long as hes not making to big a deal of it its fine though, guys are jelous thats just the way we are.


When was 13 i made a terriable mistake...i got pregnant by a 16 year old boy....i though that the boy and i had true fellings together that i could share my bodyh with him....but you see what thatg leed to...i was afraid to tell my mother but i told my sister and she paid for tol get and abortion she still hasnt told my mom and i am paying herf almost all of my allowences to pay her back...ever since thatg day of my abortion i feel like a killer...am i?????pleases help... (link)
see this is an instace in wh ich i feel abortion is the right choice. your not a killer, assuming you got it done early enough in the pregnancy.


I have 2 change schools in 2 weeks and i wont no any1 @ my new school and + ive never been 2 a public school before. What should i do?
from,
Alicia (link)
when i transfered to a public school i was kidna scared at first too. dont worry it isnt bad at all. just turn to the person sitting next to you in class and say something funny about the teacher.


My husband and I are in our mid-40's with no children and have just completed building a second home (our dream home) on a lake near the mountains. It is a one bedroom house that took almost 4 years of our lives to build and every penny we could scrape together.

My husband has friends from out of the area that want to "freeload" on us...and he thinks it is great! The more the merrier and the bigger the party!

His friends are all married and all have many children. They want to come up in groups and stay with us. This past weekend several families camped at a campground a few miles away, but "stayed" at our place the entire weekend...the only thing they did at the campground was sleep (and thank goodness for that).

When they entere the house to use the bathroom, or whatever, they would go through drawers and look behind closet doors.

I do not want these people in our house, much less there when we are not there.

Please give me advise on how to get my husband to understand my position.

These folks are nice I suppose, but they all drink a lot (even in front of children) and influence my husband to do the same, to miss church and to ignore business calls when they are around. We are professionals, they all have 8 to 5 jobs with little to no responsibilities and not a lot of income.

My husband wants to give them a key and the code to the burgular alarm system.

We are headed straight for a divorce, I am afraid without help...and he refuses to see a counselor, although I did spend several months last year in counseling alone.

Thank you for any advise you can share with me.



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tell him if thats the way he feels he should live with his friends in your old house while you stay here with your kids then when he grows up he can come live with you. if you sold your old house allready tell him to go to a hotel. or you can do little things like locking rooms (assuming you have locks) or better yet change the security code and dont tell your husband


Sorry it's long, but I need some help

Okay, no offense to this kid, or anybody out there, I'm just describing him.

There's this one realy geeky, kind of overweight kid (I'm a few pounds overweight too, so nothing against him) Well he likes me, and he does whatever he can to talk to me. I know he's trying to be nice, and his best friend said he liked me, but I have a boyfriend, and he doesn't seem to understand that. Today, we were waiting in the commentary during school, and he came up to me and started to act like a real loser (he's a loner with only a few friends) but he made all my friends leave, and when I tried to walk away, he'd get in front of me. I'm stuck sitting next to him in 1st period, I have tried talking to the teacher, and I told her I felt like I was being sexually harassed, because he has tried touching me, but she wouldn't really liste, because she knows hit too well, and he just wouldn't do that type of thing, so I can't move seats, I've tried talking to an administrator, and everything, the only thing I haven't done was talk to him. I'm not sure if he's mentally challenged, and I don't know how to say anything without being mean, He never said he liked me, but you can just tell, and his friends have asked me if I'd go out with him

How do I get it in his brain, I have a boyfriend, and I DON'T LIKE YOU!! I don't want to be friends, I just want him to leave me alone!! (link)
most likely one of the other people who answered has said this. but theres to many to read so ill post this jsut in case. be mean. if your mean to him he wont like you anymore.


I put this in Friendships because I didn't nkow where else to put this. Well, I'm a new student this year and I've made a few friends. Everyone's really nice to me and so far there hasn't been one person who dislikes me, but this one guy in my 3rd Hour class. He's part of the "popular crowd" but he just really gets on my nerves. If I just turn around to glance at something, he goes "TURN AROUND, I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT YOU!" Today, he was walking in front of my desk and he said something mean (I forgot what it was) and so naturally, I hit his arm playfully and he walked away. When he put his books on his table he walked over to me and said, "Don't touch me because you're really ugly." That one hit me really hard. I never really thought anything about my looks or stuff like that but now since I'm new to the school and he said that I'm starting to feel self conscious. The other day a girl pointed me out and said, "Isn't she so pretty?" but when he makes fun of me(which happens probably everday) I get hurt and pushed down for a while. I'm sorta friends with some of his friends but I'm not really that good enough friends to tell them to talk to him for me, especially since he's dating one of them! I'm sick of him always hurting me and always trying to push him down. I've tried telling him to stop but obviously he won't quit. I don't know what to do... (link)
Efvery school has jerks your lucky that you only have to deal with one. just ignore him.


Hey Every1! Umm... I was wondering if there's ways to do html on here if so can someone explain how ya do??

Well I m me at sarcasticsweeti1 (link)
http://advicenators.com/style.php there ya go. you need to know it preatty well though


umm...why would u wanna swallow the cum when u giv head?? i think taht is just really sick. i don't think i can do it to my bf. and im not sure wat he wants me to do. i hav also heard that u can get hiv or usmthin from swallowing cum or can get a STD. is this true? and wats sooo great bout swallowing cum from a guy? i would rather just giv head and use a condom. that way i dotn hav to taste it or nething. wat would b best? o im 13/f (and not a slut. im a virgin and ive never gave head and ive been wit my bf for 3 years!!) (link)
wqell most importantly you can get an STD weather you swallow it or not. its just more sensual if you, if the guy sees you spitting it out (on his carpet? lol) and then quickly running to wash out your mouth it isnt really good for self esteem. But yes its perfectly fine to use a condom for it in which case hes not really expecting you to drink it afterwards you know?


Ok, I'm running for Freshmen President. Anyone have any good tips for getting elected???? (link)
be popular. sorry thats the only way. you want to be popular well throwing parties helps ALOT.


i am having an italian night and i'm having my friends ova!! what should i do for italian night?? how should i decorate and what kind of games can we play there is gonna be 4 girls and one guy!! suggestions?? (link)
hmm i can think quite a few games taht you wouldnt want to play but im usre he would lol. just search italian food on google serve that. tell every to dress up and you could talk with an accent all night. dont really know waht else


um hello. bit curious about something. here goes. sometimes (im a 13 yr old guy) when im around certain ppl, i get really calm, my heart beat steddies, and things are warm and relaxing. it doesnt matter if its around girls or guys, its equal for both. does this happen to others? its been a wide span of ppl its happened to. from the mentally ill to complete strangers. im not bisexual or anything, im only attracted to girls i think guys are the filthiest of beings to stench the earth. anyway, does this happen to others? it doesnt really bother me, im just dreadfully curious. (link)
i have something similar though it is very rare for it to happen with guys. it also works the other way as well where my heart beat speeds up and i get this sort of knot in my throught. works kind of like a judge of charecter actualy.


i like this guy but i alwayse make excuses not to see him. I broke up with my last boyfriend, and it was really bad. I think i'm just scared this new guy will hurt my feelings again. What should i do? (link)
feel the fear and go for it. the fear of getting hurt is part off all relationships




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