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I'm helplessly in love with ....
Posted Monday February 18 2013, 7:12 pm
Billie Joe Armstrong. I know-yesterday, he turned 41, and I'm just a teenager. I know every thing about him, and Green Day and Sweet Child and ... Billie. I'm not asking for advice on how to stop liking Green Day since I spent more than $500 of Green Day/Billie stuff just this year, plus having every song of him possible, plus tickets to see his AI show in my area soon but ... is there anything wrong with me? I'm sorry if I disturb you, like, I know he's married, but I've had these dreams and all kinds of ... oh god, I'm ranting, I'll stop. Should I tell my parents, since they already know I like Green Day and all, and my friends like Green Day too. I feel stuck. I have a journal filled with Billie Joe Armstrong drawings and lyrics and desi...
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How to have a party at 15? Do you think this will get me more popular or will they just use me and forget about me the next day?
Posted Monday February 18 2013, 4:46 pm
Hey im 15 and in my school i am reasonably popular but i am probably in the second tier.there is a 'popular group' which i have friends in at school but i have never quite broken in to that group.i dont get invited out with them or get invited to house parties which is tough for me.to show people i can be fun i am considering having a house party.people will DEFINATELY drink but my parents are completely against that so i dont know how i could do that unless they werent there.also,how can i keep a guest list low enough without everyone getting invited by others.and since i never get invited,do people just listen to music and talk at these parties or what? Do you think this will get me more popular or will they just use me and forget about me the next day?Thanks for any help i recieve
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please tell me how to go about my problem....
Posted Monday February 18 2013, 2:37 pm
I got very less marks(56%) and this is the first time i scored such less marks, always i used to get above 80%. I don't know how to tell this to my parents and how to face my friends in the college.
I feel like committing suicide, i google it and saw the ways to commit suicide...
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my dog: how long does it take for the dog to stop acting like its having puppies
Posted Monday February 18 2013, 1:54 pm
how long does it take for the dog to stop acting like its having puppies
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Masturbation and urine test?
Posted Monday February 18 2013, 12:44 pm
im having urine tests and i masturbate alot... if the doctors check the urine can they find traces of sperm?
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My boyfrind makes me feel a burden.
Posted Monday February 18 2013, 6:15 am
I'm with a guy I've been with for 18 months, who is usually a dream guy.
However, he has a very short temper, and with snap at me over nothing. He also calls me annoying to other girls, and has said to my face multiple times that he's sick of 'having to handle me' and 'I'm Impossible to deal with'. His favourite things to call me are delusional and ridiculous. He will happily reduce me to tears and then say 'you can't just cry every time you have to face the truth'. He is usually this nasty after I ask him to control his temper, which he claims is 'baiting him' so I 'bring it on myself'
I dont feel like I should have to put up with this, but I love him so much, and we can have wonderful times together
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My life. My story.
Posted Monday February 18 2013, 1:26 am
I'm not going to tell you everything about my life but what's going on now. I know I'm young (15) but I've been sad me whole life. I've always tried filling my sadness with a boyfriend. Even if I knew I wasn't happy but I've haven't dated anyone cause I just want to have my highschool love .I want a boyfriend who will like me for me & not for my looks. Guys always say your sexy blah blah blah. People have no respect for me. I want someone that will make me feel like nothing bad will ever happen when I'm with them but no. Im scared to be with someone at the same time cause I'm also every bad at having relationship. I grew up learning use your looks to get by life. I was once in love or so I though. When we first started dating it did...
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Computer = ignore your girlfriend???
Posted Monday February 18 2013, 12:21 am
Well I have this boyfriend who is the sweetest guy ever, he gave me flowers for valentines day, takes me out to dinner, comes to all of my performances, and treats me like a princess.:) We have been dating for 6 months now but recently within the last couple of months he has been giving me one word answers while we are texting and so i ask what he is doing and his response is always "computer". I am fine with him being on the computer but I really miss our old conversations we used to have and his long sweet texts:'( I told him about this and he is still the same sweet, loving guy i know when we are hanging out, but when we are texting, it's not the same. I know that texting should not determine how a guy feels about you but why d...
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Help...
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 9:57 pm
25/f. The guy is my ex boyfriend, as of the end of January. We broke up after over a year of a wonderful relationship, essentially, because he's not emotionally mature enough to be in a relationship with me. I've just been through a lot (including serious lifelong health issues, and various types of abuse including emotional, physical, and sexual), and I think I feel/act quite a bit older than I am because of all that I've experienced.
Anyway, he panicked, after being disqualified from something very important to him, and seemed to regress, beginning to act like his high-school self, and point blank, I don't want to date someone who acts that young. But I feel so confused, because this irresponsible person is not the guy I love or t...
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Am I Ready To Start Over?
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 9:17 pm
15/F Canada. I really like this boy! He's in my class, and I know he liked me too. We want to be together... but I'm not sure if I am ready yet. I just got over a break up, and it really hurt me. Advice anyone? Thank you!
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I want to have sex but he isn't ready.
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 9:00 pm
Okay, so my past relationships involved a lot of sex. It became regular (especially my last two). We had trouble being together without contemplating how and where we can bang...
Now here's my issue: my current boyfriend apparently isn't big on sex with me (actually he probably just isn't ready or something like that which means I need to be patient and wait, instead of letting it bruise my ego..)
But you see, I'm so used to sex it became sort of an addiction. Especially if he and I are making out and he'd do something that turns me on; I basically react automatically (kiss him deeper, kiss his neck, etc) and it's like he avoids it. Tries to make a joke, or something to break the mood some how (i.e. I kissed him deeper, and h...
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i have a strange lump
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 8:59 pm
recently i have notcied a lump in between my vagina and my back passage which is worrying me because my doctor can't even tell what it is and my health is deotriating i get everything going around and i am currently 15 yrs of age my mum will most likely get fined because i am off school so much because i cannot even sit down properly that is hwy i can't attend school can anyone help me i have looked through 4 sites bbc breathing space samaritins and nhs none give me any answers please reply is you know something.
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Forgot a movie
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 6:54 pm
What was that movie in the 90s (i think) ... it may have even been on lifetime. Where this woman, and I believe she was innocent, was stoned to death. It seemed like it wasn't a movie that was set in the "old times" but i could be wrong. All I remember is these two children (i think they were boys) picking names out of a box, and this woman's name was picked and her entire town began to stone her. Morbid, I know. But any ideas??
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Masturbating and period
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 6:02 pm
I am young and want my period I also want to masturbate
How do I do this
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I moved away from my crush and I can't stop thinking about him help
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 2:54 pm
I moved away from my crush and he dropped hints that. He liked me and all of his friends would tease him that he liked me and I liked him back after some time and he was so sweet to me . He knew I was moving away and helped me take my stuff out of my locker and said bye to me and signed my binder. I tryed so hard telling him that I liked him but I didn't get to because my friends where there the whole time and I didn't get an alone moment to tell him . And my friend said that he kind of likes her and my crush was friends with my friend . And my friend didnt know that i liked him back and I don't know what to do because I miss him and I don't know if it's true and I'm kind of sad that he forgot about me so quickly because I moved away like 1...
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I want a friend first
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 1:48 pm
Is it weird that I really don't like going on dates? I don't like a guy to try really hard to make me feel special by holding the door, telling me I'm beautiful, etc. but most girls do. To me that's really cheesy and fake.
I'm an interesting and down to earth person and I've had feelings in the past for guys I see all the time, who are in my friend circle. I really want to form a natural friendship with a guy, and hang out with him with other friends first and then when we start to like each other we hang out one-on-one. I want to have the desire to hang out with someone because I really know him and like him as a person. In other words, I feel like it can't START romantically for me to feel "right" and "natura...
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sperm scare: She won't have sex with me unless we do it without a condom?
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 1:39 pm
i wanted to ask that i wanted to have sex with my girlfreind she said that if i wore a condom she would not have sex and i fear that she may become pregnant
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I'm freaking out! My exam is in two days!
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 11:40 am
I have this very important exam! It's in just two days! I'm ready of course, but I'm freaking out as well :/ What can I do to simmer down? Thanks!
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I'm Scared to go to School?
Posted Sunday February 17 2013, 2:09 am
13/F
I'm Scared To Go To School. A Lot Of Things Happen There, And I'm Only In 7th Grade! Example: People Bring Drugs, Knives, Etc! The Other Day Someone Got Stabbed (That's What I Was Told) And Now I'm Scared To Go To School. I May Go To Homeschool In High School Throughout Then I May Go On An Online College.
But Anyways, I'm Scared. I Want To Move, But I Sort Of Want To Go To Home Schooling NOW. I Just Don't Know How To Tell Them In A Way So They Understand.
So What Do I Do? I'm Scared That Guy Will Go After Me Or Something. I Don't Really Want To Go To School Anymore :(.
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My In-Laws
Posted Saturday February 16 2013, 10:24 pm
whenever my in laws come over i got to my room, the kids are either younger or older than me and I'm 17. Am I wrong for going to my room ?
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