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things to do on a saturday night?


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 10:50 pm

im in 4-H, and its a really neat thing to do. But my best friend in 4-H, me, and two other guys and my sister want to hangout as a group. theres ages of 16,15,14,12(almost 13) 3 girls, and a guy, maybe two guys going. And we want to hangout...but we dont know what to do! We get kinda bored of bowling and movies...laser quest might be too expensive, any ideas? And my one friend cant ice or roller skate..so think of some FUN stuff for us to do! We're all pretty close, so...we need something fun to do! (and not too expensive please) thanks =D

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lose weight for florida?


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 10:43 pm

spring break is around the corner and it's going to be my 16th birthday around the 20th, and I want to look really good. I'm a little but over weight, but I want to get into shape by then. I'm bigger built, I'm not small, im 5'5 and 170lbs, and I looked good around 155-160. I'm usually good about watching my weight and exercising, but ive been so busy and i havent been able to get back on track since xmas break, and ive been going through alot of emotional stress and family problems, but its getting better, i just need to get on track...but i need some help! Most of my fat is in my stomach and I want to get my butt smaller..im in a pant size 11, i'd like to be in a 9 or smaller. And I'll diet on anything...its just consistancy and will powe...

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frenching


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 10:31 pm

17/F
tonight me and my boyfriend french kissed for the first time. and first time for me ever. we're the type of couple that can laugh about intimate things and the whole time he was doing it i was trying really really hard not to laugh because i knew i wasn't doing it right. Or i was and i just thought it was funny. I know that probably makes me sound really immature right now but i couldn't help it.

So what are you supposed to do?? Because the whole time he just had his tongue in my mouth and there wasn't any room left in there for me to do anything. haha.
help me.

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Quiet Boyfriend.


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 10:22 pm

16/f.
My boyfriend is a nice guy and can be quite funny at times, but he's so antisocial around other people. When I'm with him it's not as bad because he makes some sort of conversation, but when there are other people he's just so reserved. And I know he does it out of fear and I want to help him because I care about him. But at the same time sometimes I get so confused because I feel like this is the way he is and that I can never be who he needs. When we first started dating I didn't know that he was this way but as we started seeing eachother more often it's become clearer. We talked about it and he says he wants to change and be more open, but I just don't know anymore and I don't want to tell him. I can't tell him that I feel...

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he wont even talk to me.. =/.


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 10:17 pm

i made the biggest mistake ever. i was hanging out with one of my bestfriends and he was playing around and told another one of my friends that he was gona fight him for something. just playing. well i took my him over to the other guys house where him and some of his friends were. i told him that my friend wasnt gona fight him and so i thought it was a joke. we get there, and this guy is jumpin up in the window like "you wanna fight" etc. and punches my friend. and i started yelling at them sayin they needed to stop. the guy punched him again so i layed on the gas and left. the guy who punched my friend i dont even know and it wasnt his fight. but the guy whose fight it was called me sayin he didnt know it was a joke and everythi...

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CLEP test


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 10:05 pm

please only answer if you know for sure.

i'll be a freshman in college next year & i'm looking into taking CLEP tests to try to get out of English 1101 and maybe college algebra. yes i have taken AP english as well as 6 math courses so i think i can do it. the question is how do i go about this? do i have to take the test before i register for classes? where do i go to take them or are they online or something? how do you sign up to take them and get information? also if you have taken a CLEP test for english or college algebra are they hard or really long? any information you can give me would be great.

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baseball boyfriend


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 8:48 pm

my boyfriend was really good playing college baseball last year. i met him this year and he hasnt been playing well. his team has been losing latly and hes not playing his best. i am being very very helpful. i wish him luck before a game, sending him cute pic messages about baseball, telling him he'll do better. anything i can think of a supportive gf can do. (we are in different states). today he had a bad game, he texted me and said hes turning his phone off adn doesnt want to talk to anyone for a while. he texted me back saying he talked to the coach and feels better. what do i do?

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Serious answeres only please!


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 8:36 pm

Ok im 18 and i have been with my boyfriend for 4 months now.In the begginning things were so great, he was everything i could ever ask for. He told me he loved me, and its not a word he just throws around, and he talked about wanting to get a place with me blah blah, perfectness.Then he got laid off his job and had to move back with his parents. Things have changed drastically, he is always so stressed out and mad. he cant get a job (we live in a small town) and he doesn't care about ANYTGING anymore. i have been so unhappy for like a month now,crying so much. he doesn't say i love you, he said he doesn't want to be in a serious relationship that he's not ready for that again(he was with his ex for 3 years, they broke up like a year ago) t...

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does he still like me ?


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 8:01 pm

14/f.
SORRY FOR THE LONGNESS . BUT PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE .

Okaay . SO this guy named Chris and I have dated twice . I broke up with him first , in grade six , because i wasn't ready for a boyfriend . Then in grade seven , I actually started having feelings for him , and I admitted it to him. He told me the same and we started going out again . I really like(d) him and he was the only boy I'd ever felt that way for . We were in two different classes and on two different lunches too. It was hard to get together because we were both so busy. I was there for him through everything then. I cared about him alot . When he got a suspension because of some lie a girl told , i missed my bus comforting him . I also got presured A...

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orgasm


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 7:21 pm

how do you get a orgasm? how can u make it feeeel reeealy good with out any other person.

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anorexia/hair growth


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 7:12 pm

i was diagnosed with anorexia back in october
(it went undiagnosed for a few months)

basically ever since then, my weight and eating habits have been better, but im still no where near normal.

however i noticed that my hair never seems to grow
i tried trimming the dead ends, but it hasn't helped

i take a few multi vitamins
and yes i know the malnutrition is probably what causes this
but does anyone know if i can do anything to make it grow a little more?

it also falls out pretty easily in the shower

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I have an eating addiction!


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 6:54 pm

19/f

I am 5'8"...about 147 pounds right now.... I look relatively thin. I've always eaten alot. My metabolism is in my favor; at one time I've lost a little weight when i wasnt trying to. Sometimes it would be alot at once, or sometimes i just eat often. I have always enjoyed eating vvvvvery much. Sometimes it comforts me, or it just makes me happy. But more recently, I don't always seem to enjoy eating.

Now it seems more like an addiction. Like, with the withdrawl and the cravings that i cant seem to discipline myself to resist. I eat when i'm not hungry. I eat when I'm full. I eat things I'm not even sure if i want. I just cant stop eating!

My mom got mad at me becaus...

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Track Track Track!!!


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 6:32 pm

Okay so track starts monday and i was wondering if there was anyway to help my breathing. When i run to two full song im out of breath like 3/4ths into it but i can run the whole two songs w/o stopping if I try but my throat really hurts at the end is there anyway to stop this or reduce it? I run two songs non-stop everyday. I dont know why it still does this. thanks:)

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Is this okay


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 6:31 pm

OK so my brother like's most of my friend's most of his gf has been my friend's but most of them i hooked him up with,just cause i was bored but now he starting to like more and they don't like him we always make fun of him,but what i wanna no if it is okay if my brother goes out with my friend's he is in the 10th grade now and is 15 and me and my or 13

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popped cherry?


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 5:53 pm

can you pop your cherry by masturbeting orbeing fingered?

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somthings annoying me... could it be you?


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 5:40 pm

this isnt your normall boyfriend girlfriend type question that your used to, no no no..
this about advicenators on love and sex related questions. some of your answers annoy me slightly, dont get me wrong when you get down to it you guys and gals have saved my ass countless times, but i was just browsing through the answers from the Sex Section and love Section and most answers to certain questions are all "Guys that age do NOT want girls your age for anything more than sex" to be really fair the question was about a 15 year old wanting to date a much older guy. but thats not the point, what gets me goin is how they'r so sure that all guys my age or at that age are all hormonal sex addicted sluts... which is far from it wit...

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just got my tongue pierced


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 5:32 pm

okay i just got my tongue pierced on saturday and it is now thursday. (its been 4 days) it is still swollen, and ive heard it stays swollen for about 5-7 days. but ive been worried because under my tongue ring theres a big hole the size of the ball of my tongue ring and the ring is kind of pushing into it. is this normal?! i think the ring is too small because my tongue is swollen.. and i told my friend and he said that i shouldnt exchange it out for at least a week or two and to just wait till the swelling goes down. anybody with tongue ring experience please tell me if this is normal, and when the swelling is gone, will the big hole heal? because its a hole the size of my tongue ring ball and the ball is sitting in it lyk a crater!

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hot teacher continued.


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 5:29 pm

okay so i asked a earlier question about my hot teacher well i have more to say. so i have had this teacher for a hole tri now and its almost over :[ like this teacher is super sexy and if i was his age i would go for him in a heart beat. well its to the point now that my teahcer knows i think he is sexy and that i have a crush on him cause i like flirt with him in class but he completly flirts back :] i seriously think about him all the time and like have dreams about him. theres times in his class i have to stare down the whole time because when i look at him i cant help but smile :] i just want to like hang out with him but i cant cause he is my teacher and he is a little older than me haha, what do i do? like is this super strange and weridd?

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masturbating/ fingering


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 5:27 pm

ok i have a boyfriend and he tried to finger me but it wasnt that great. so i tried it myself and it feels pretty good but im not sure if im like doing it right. once your finger is in what are u supposed to do? and how dou know you have orgasmed? thanks in advance for your help.

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i MIGHT be in trouble.


Posted Thursday February 26 2009, 5:05 pm

i cant remember when my last period was. i had sex a few weeks ago, or a few days or something. but i cant remember if i ever did or didnt get my period after that!

ive been smoking weed a lot, (which i probably wont ever do again) and its kind of messing with my memory. also, if i was pregnant, would smoking weed harm the fetus, even if it is just a few months or weeks or something??

thank you.

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