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Halloween Costumes


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 10:58 am

17/f, but for Halloween i want to dress as a person from the game Call of Duty, i think that'd be pretty cool. i need ideas though! what should i wear? what kind of make up should i use? I can't bring a gun...for obvious reasons, but are their any other props i should use to make my costume complete? please help! I want to be this, nothing else, and i realize its more of a guy costume, but i play it a lot, therefore IM BEING IT. :)

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Long Sorry! In a relationship, but loving someone else


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 10:34 am

Okay so this is a typical situation I think, but one thats killing me

I have been with my partner for 2 and a half years.
We have had a bad bad time for most of it, and admittedly he treats me very bad, I have everyone telling me he treats me really bad, and even I know it, but its like I am stuck to him, I couldnt imagine life without him, seeing him with someone else would break my heart, and hes like my rock.

I have known someone called Fraser for 5 years, and we never used to talk, but I got very close to his Mum, and she was very much like my second Mum. He works in New Zealand, so spends most of his time there, but when he came home, and I met him for the first time ever since about 3 years, we go...

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losing efficiency


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 10:08 am

hi im from pakistan
im 18 years girl..
i was in relationship with a boy who was very mean nd insecure about me and tease me a lot . . he alwys black mail me emotionally thus driving me mad...
sumhow we brok up but i m facing lots of problems in my life after it so i need ur help !!!
my problems are :
1) major problems is that i have become lazy nd absent minded
2)i feel like dumbest girl in world
3) i m losing my beauty ,wit, senses nd efficiency
4)i respond to others late bcoz my mind take lot ov time to think an answer
i hv lots of goals nd i need to study nd socialize bt i cant there is no wayi ll call him back so i need ur advice to become better
plz i need long and sincere answers
THANKS IN ADVANCE

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How to respond?


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 9:57 am

I've been with my boyfriend for almost three weeks, and people keep saying to me 'Awh, you and * look so cute together!' or things along those lines, and I'm not sure how I should respond. I mean, naturally I'm happy, but I'm just not sure what an appropriate response to that would be.
Any suggestions? :)

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people making fun of a girl becouse she peed in her pants!


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 7:41 am

I go to a center everyday and there's this girl named terra and everybody makes fun of her becouse she pees in her pants and she has a medical problem how can I make people understand so they won't make fun of her anymore or should I tell staff?

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Trust issues.


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 6:01 am

I seriously need some help.
Ok, so 2 weeks ago... at the start of the school holidays, my boyfriend and I attended this party, everyone was piss wasted, and I was so out of it...
I don't remember a lot, but...

My boyfriend told me to make out with this really hot chick, so I did... Then this random dude was like, ALL over me... and He was kissing me and feeling me and shit.

And... my boyfriend saw and he was being all emo the rest of the night, I tried to make it up to him, but he wouldn't talk to me, like at all.

The next morning, I went to another state and went to another suburb... (like for the holidays)
I haven't seen him in two weeks, and just recently he's been talki...

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stuck on wut to do :|


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 5:16 am

firstly, there`s this guy i have known for about 5 months now. we were friends at first but it wasnt long before we started flirting w/ eachother. we have kissed && stuff but we have never actually "dated" i mean i like to get to know someone before i jump into a relationship and he feels the same. any way recently we have argued a lot. && now we arent talking to eachother no more. i really liked this guy && he said he really liked me. we argued because he said he thinks i dont care about him. maybe bcoz i was still playing hard to get, but thats just me. we havent spoken for a couple of weeks now but we have gone through a phase like this before but we made up weeks later after we had time to think. more t...

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Going Out/Club Clothes


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 3:49 am

Where can I get going out/cute club clothes like the dresses at
forever 21
go jane
ami clubwear
envy clubwear
mandee
wetseal
stores like that, where it's not expensive and you can order online
Thanks :)

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Halloween Costume


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 1:33 am

18/f, tall, medium weight (not fat but don't want any crop tops), pale skin, dark brown eyes and hair

What could I be for Halloween? I want something sexy/hot but not showing my stomach, and preferably something I can do at home, since costumes from stores are expensive. I was thinking about Lolita...any ideas?

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Questions about the Holocaust


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:42 am

During the Holocaust the Nazis took lots and lots of Jews into the death camps. I read about the Jews lining up to be burned to death or gassed to death. From the stories, it sounds like they didn't really fight the lines and just followed what the Nazis instructed. I'm just curious about the reasoning, really. I mean, I figure there were lots more Jews at these camps than there were Nazis. Why didn't the Jews fight back and do the things that we typically think to do in situations involving life/death?

No, I'm not attacking Jews, I'm just curious about the Holocaust, that's all! :) No offense!!!

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How can I not be so controlling and overprotective of friends?


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:35 am

I don't want to see my friends get hurt at all. I tend to get a little too involved and concerned though so I end up being really controlling and overprotective. This has backfired on me because then they are afraid to tell me things they would normally share with me. I just don't want any of them to be hurt by anyone/anything, but how can I learn to be less controlling? It's frustrating because I always feel like I need to take charge and make the situation "safe" for them...even if it means controlling every tiny detail!

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What does P.S stand for in a letter?


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:31 am

I was writing a letter the other day and realized that I had no idea what P.S. really stood for. I've seen it plenty of times, along with P.P.S, even. What do these letters actually stand for though?

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What is the best small pet to own?


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:29 am

I want to have a pet. I'm not talking about cats or dogs though. I would like a small pet that can be kept in a cage. My parents are divorced and I spend one weekend a month with my dad and would want to take the pet with me.

I'd like a fairly intelligent pet. Something that isn't too smelly would be nice. I have heard things about Chinchillas being cute but I have read plenty of times that they are very fragile. I don't want a fragile pet. Cute isn't REALLY important though.

I can do a few hours of maintenance a day with the pet so if it needs walks or playtime that is just fine with me. A friendly animal would be nice...something that could get used to being held sometimes.

My best frie...

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Why do I not have any ambition?


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:25 am

I'm 19 and female, by the way.
I simply don't care about going to college or having a good job (now or in the future). I'm sure I can make due plenty well enough with any job. I don't have a "dream job" or any sort of future goal on what I'd like to do with my life.

I keep blowing my money on make-up and new clothes. I don't ever really see anything that I absolutely need and I realize that. I just keep doing the same thing over and over. I mean, I get by and that's just fine with me.

I don't care if I live with my parents or not. They've suggested getting me an apartment so I could start my life apart from them and I don't really care either way. I'm just sort-of waiting on them to mak...

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Question about choosing between my love for my mother or for my girlfriend.


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:21 am

Where do I begin?

Story of my life:

was born in the philippines, we were wealthy back home. with a single mom, working as a part time nurse, and a full time manager of a computer company. She left all of this to go to Canada to work as a nanny so she could sponsor me so I could come to Canada and have a better life.

4 years after her hard work working in Canada with a minimum wage as nanny, all her hard work payed off as I am now living in Canada all thanks to her.

3 years later when i went to Highschool, in my first year I met this girl online that lives in California. We both fell in love with each other so we both decided to work out a long distance relationship. We would vi...

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I loaned money to my friend and they refuse to pay me back


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:18 am

I loaned my friend $600 nine months ago to help them keep their small business going. I have since learned that they blew this chunk of money on gambling and various things that were simply not related to the business. I feel like an idiot because I should have seen their immaturity and the warning signs; however, I would very much like to be paid back. When I loaned them the money, it was with the agreement that I would get the full $600 back within six months. Six months are up and they are telling me that I should wait longer. I suggested they pay me weekly until the loan is paid back but they refuse to agree to that.

What should I do now?

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How do I tell my parents how I feel about our relationship?


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:13 am

I'm 18 now, but my parents and I have stopped getting along so well since I was about 15. I miss it terribly.

They always say they're so good to me because they're always giving me things (it's true). I really do appreciate those things but I want more than material things from them. I want to feel loved. I want hugs and kisses and long talks about school and boys.

I'm always a little depressed over this. I know sometimes I give them a bit of an attitude because of this frustration. I want to explain to them that I need more than things bought for me. I want to develop a good relationship with them again.

How do I explain this to my parents?

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My boyfriend is completely ignoring me...was I used?


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:09 am

Okay, here it goes! So, I have been seeing this guy a little over a month now, and the last time I talked to him was last tuesday after we had spent the night together again. I guess I consider him to be my boyfriend.

Well, I have tried to call him but he won't answer his phone. I drove down to his place and his truck is there so I know he must be home. I emailed him a couple of times now and he hasn't emailed me back. It's pretty frustrating.

Should I go ahead and move on or try and wait on him? We did have sex each time we saw each other since we started dating. My friend said maybe he used me but I don't know. I've been used in the past and the guy did end up completely ignoring me. Do you think this is what has happened? What should I do?

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How to get a girlfriend


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:05 am

So, I'm in college and yesterday I turned 19. I was hanging out in the library between classes and this girl that I've been talking to came in and sat near me. We talked a little, and before I left I finally asked her out on a date (set for Friday). She said yes and I was really happy. I thought it was like a birthday present from God or something cheesy.

So, today (the day after my birthday, obviously) I go on my Facebook. I see that she has sent me a message about how she only wants to be friends with me and didn't mean to give me the wrong impression. I feel like I couldn't get a girlfriend to save my life though. I've never had one and have never even kissed a girl. I'm sure it sounds pathetic.

If y...

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How do I get a logo on the computer...


Posted Wednesday October 14 2009, 12:04 am

Ok so you know how companies make a logo, maybe someone draws it and makes certain colors etc...well how do I get that logo from the paper to the computer and then have it be clear and detailed...you know like the M in McDonalds or the hello kitty cartoon or the little lego man in the lego logo haha lego logo...ok so Yeah how do you get that from the paper to the computer and then ready to be printed or put onto a label or something like that. Thank you :)

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