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fingering=pain ?


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:08 pm

17/f
so ive never done anything further than making out before but my boyfriend fingered me for the first time last night. it felt alright at first but then it started to hurt. he told me if it hurt that bad, we prob shouldnt have sex but ive always heard that it hurts the first time. was this a bad sign or is it normal ?

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To go away or not


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:03 pm

Hello

I don’t know what to do. I’m 25 and have been dating my girlfriend for over two years now. She is in graduate school and has a big test this January. For Christmas my parents wanted to surprise me with a week long cruise in early January for me to go on with my parents and girlfriend. This was supposed to be a surprise and I only know about this cruise because my girlfriend told me. Originally it worked out so that my girlfriend was able to go with us because her test was scheduled in March. Now that her test has been moved to January, and if she misses this she will be kicked out of the program, it doesn’t sound like she will be able to go. My girlfriend doesn’t want me to go on the cruise and leave her while s...

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Dreams of me cheating on my boyfriend and vice versa


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 12:21 pm

For many nights in a row I have been having different dreams all within the subject of cheating. I'd usually have two dreams a night and one of them is relating to cheating. Me and my boyfriend have been together for only a little less than four months. He picks me up for school every day and drops me off or he spends time with me afterschool. He does so much for me and I do so much for him in return. Lately, for plenty of weekends his dad has been taking him away to hunt. I miss him. I can't see him friday night or saturday. and i see him sunday for about four hours.
I just know i see him a lot more than his ex girlfriends did, but I see him less than I want to!
We miss each other heaps and would like to spend more time with...

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i don't know what to do


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 12:07 pm

Hi. Okay so this is my problem.
I have a new boyfriend. But I love my exboyfriend, and he loves me. My exboyfriend has a cheating problem (he's cheated quite a lot). Finally, I told him I was done and I got a new boyfriend, who I really like, but not as much as my ex. My ex has been telling me that he never knew what it felt like to be put through what he's put me through, and now he's convinced that he's never gunna cheat again. I want to be with him, but I also don't wanna break my current boyfriend's heart. I really don't know what to do because I'm torn between the two of them. I'm scared that if I stay with my current boyfriend, I'll go through what I always end up going through with my ex where we just don't talk for months and...

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Losing weight


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 9:12 am

K so ive been on a strict diet for a month and have lost maybe a pound or two but i gained it back i have been eating 1500 calorie meals 3 meals per day and nothing is happening i tried exercising but i cant deal with it anymore ive been getting up everymorning for a week at 6am and exercising for 20-25mins everyday but still nothing im starting to lose hope and think i will never lose weight basically my question is can i lose weight without exercise and just dieting i mean if i just eat healthy and drink like lots of water and green tea or other herbal teas can i do it i know it will be slow and might take another month or two but will i lose weight without exercise besides its not like i wont be moving at all i can still walk around and ...

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Boyfriend vs. Bestfriend


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 7:55 am

I have a really awesome guy best friend who is like a big brother figure for me. He is like my guide, he always waits for me in every class and after school, he makes sure I'm alright, and he spends his free time with me... people always comment on how inseparable we are. Lately, he's been very attached and I get confused. My boyfriend and I are currently on stage where we're unsure about where we stand at the moment. Because he was away for few weeks and when he came back, I realized how I just felt much more comfortable with my best friend than with him. During the time my boyfriend was away, my best friend acted as if taking over his place; he'd do things my boyfriend would do for me [except all the hugs and holding hands etc] My best gi...

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Best friend? Boyfriend ?


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 7:53 am

I have a really awesome guy best friend who is like a big brother figure for me. He is like my guide, he always waits for me in every class and after school, he makes sure I'm alright, and he spends his free time with me... people always comment on how inseparable we are. Lately, he's been very attached and I get confused. My boyfriend and I are currently on stage where we're unsure about where we stand at the moment. Because he was away for few weeks and when he came back, I realized how I just felt much more comfortable with my best friend than with him. During the time my boyfriend was away, my best friend acted as if taking over his place; he'd do things my boyfriend would do for me [except all the hugs and holding hands etc] My best gi...

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Losing my mind again please help....


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 3:30 am

Alright so I've been talking to this guy from Germany who I'm gonna meet up with when I go home in December to see my family (Dont give me a lecture about internet dating I swear to God if I hear another word...if your gonna mention it just shut up and skip me) Anyways things ahve been going great for the past weeks but last week he didn't talk to me at all and than on sunday I got something from him saying sorry I wont be on this week, on icq becuase I ahve to work early but I will be on Wer-kennt-wen, german myspace, well that was on Sunday and I still havne't gotten anythin....I hate this and things are starting to run through my mind again. He's said he likes me and my mom said if a guy ikes you he will do anything to contact you...its ...

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OMG! she wont stop talking about my brother!!


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:40 am

my friend sophie used to be INLOVE with my brother for 2 YEARS!!! my brother has never had any interest in her what so ever. they have hooked up and had sex for all of 2 minutes.. but to him its just a fling..then she goes all crazy in love with him as soon as she gets over him. but i dont believe someone that has been in love for 2 years can get over a guy in just 1 day.. that seems highly impossible. shes always talking about him badly so all i say is 'ok' or 'hmmm' after she says somethng. then shes all like 'dont you even care what im saying..he has HURT me' and i was like hes my brother soo what do you expect me to say!? i dont really know what to do about her. shes always talking bout my brother. i said to her i didnt really wanna he...

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Is my bestfriend a liar about having sex?


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:33 am

My bestfriend told me that she had sex with this guy liam.. this was like 5 - 6 months ago.. ages I know.. but dont you normally fall in love or something with the guy you lose it to. Or isnt it supposed to be special and not a one night stand. When i lost mine to my boyfriend it was special and i loved him even more & that is the same with pretty much everyone else I know that lost theres.. but now shes come to having sex with someone else.. shes like.. planned it? but now shes all scared and she said she 'doesnt know what to do' when shes having sex does this mean shes virgin? and how do I explain this to her without her getting mad at me?

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easily intimidated


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:27 am

all my life ive been handi capped from intimidation in the past 2 years ive had starting relationships but i always seem to get intimidated and cant seem to physically show effection ive lost dozens of women this way any suggestions?

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I just don't get why they are doing this


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:20 am

I have a friend named *Leya* and she started to ignore me all of a sudden. So we got into this fight where she wouldn't tell me what happened. And finally she told the reason was because im obnoxious and annoying and stupid. I don't know what happened because i've always been nice and complimented her. I sit alone now in the back of the cafeteria because all my friends hate me. I don't get what happened between us. It makes no sense....I don't know what to do. I don't eat any more and i usually end up crying a lot. She told me she hated me and that we weren't meant to be friends. I just....Ugh!!!! I don't know what to do! I have no friends and everyone hates me! Even my Best Freind since pre K! Please! Anyone please help me!!! Please!

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facebook question


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:15 am

SO just recently I attempted logging into my facebook account,with the correct email and correct password that i have not changed.It wouldn't let me login because it says i have to many "failed login attempts". Even though I have typed the correct password in each time and then it was saying how "reset password isnt avaible right now etc." So i don't know what would be the issue here. yet last night I was at my best friends house and she typed in my password so i was thinking maybe she tried to go on and lurk my stuff but she couldn't remember my password or something like that? I dont think she would do that but it's very possible.Has this happend to anyone?

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My friend has a different problem everyday!


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:12 am

Sophie is one of my good friends. Everytime I log onto MSN shes like "omg guess what oi" and then shes either really angry at someone or really upset. So I try to help her out in everyway possible like friends should. Trying to make her feel better and all sorts. But she never helps me out when I have a problem. Shes just like "dont worry about it, hes just a **** or somethng" and I care for her when she needs my help. I help her throught all her problems and everything and then i was angry about something one time and shes just like "you can be angry IM angry" and i was like woahhh settle down. I dont know what to do about her. And i cant get angry at her or in a fight because shes one of those people that you...

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FRIEND 'SEXING' MY OLDER BROTHERS FRIEND


Posted Friday November 27 2009, 1:09 am

Hey, my name is Nikki. My brother is 18 and his friends come around ALL THE TIME! So when I have my friends over, there always over. My brothers friends are like my brothers, because I have known them for SO long. My friend Jess was over one time and was like "whose that? hes hot" (talking about brothers friend carl) So i was like carl.. and shes like hes hot as. So she went on bebo and went through my list to get my brothers bebo so she could get carls bebo. Now they talk. So, i made a rule.. saying "none of the girls over when the guys are over" so she was like why?? and i was like because you girls (when my other girl mates are over) always flirt with him and stuff. Now they are going to have sex sometime soon! She a...

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girls.......


Posted Thursday November 26 2009, 11:58 pm

I honestly need help with girls, like i dont know what is wrong with me.

I am 16 years old/ Male.
junior in high school

for some odd reason, i havent had my way with girls in a LONG time. like i cant even remember the last time i had a girlfriend, or even just a fling with a girl. I have no idea what is wrong with me. I am NOT fat or ugly or anything. I would say i am just average. I'm 5'7, medium build, no acne, asian. I'm not hideous or anything, and i'm NOT creepy or anything either. i have friends and all, i live pretty chill life, but girls is my main weakness. They always act like i have something wrong about me. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? EVERY time i try to even take a next step, they get scared a...

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is this normal?


Posted Thursday November 26 2009, 11:39 pm

13 almost 14f
i get REALLY turned on when i smell dudes clone. is this normal or strange?

thanks(:

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Verizon!


Posted Thursday November 26 2009, 10:10 pm

I share an account on Verizon Wireless with my mom, her being the main person or whatever. I'm subscribed to ringback tones, but she isn't. So when I log into the account, change it to my phone, then go to manage my ringback tones, it tells me I can't manage them because I'm not subscribed. It must be switching back to her number since it says I'm not subscribed. How can I access MINE on the website? Someone please help me because I've been trying to figure this out for months. I know I can do it on my phone, but that's not what I'm trying to do. I need to do it on the internet because I'm trying to turn off the little greeting thing before the music plays. Thanks to anyone who can help me.

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our future together=foggy :(


Posted Thursday November 26 2009, 8:23 pm

i've been head over heels in love with the same guy for about a year and a half. we've broken up a few times, but got back together usually within a few weeks or a month. well this go round, we're trying not to get too serious. like, we don't even call eachother "boyfriend/girlfriend" and because we don't do that, we're not fighting as much because there's no pressure tag hanging over our heads.

a few times a while back, we'd talk about the future; kids, marriage, moving in together, etc. and i thought he and i were on the same page about all that. well, now we're together but not as serious? and i asked him the other day if he ever plans to get married, but not to me, just anybody. and he said he didnt know. that a...

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MySpace Font Colors??


Posted Thursday November 26 2009, 7:59 pm

I already know how to change the font color on MySpace, but what colors can you actually use? I already know that you can use pink, red, orange, yellow, green, blue & purple. What other colors can you use?

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