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14/f (very developed and overly mature)

so i've had some abnormal things about my personality for my whole life and sometimes i wonder if it means that I have OCD or social anxiety or something else like that... I'll tell all here:

1. I'm so inhibited and self-conscious that I can't do ANYTHING around anyone else, especially eating (unless it's a meal where every single person is eating and i'm not around any adults of people who i don't feel 100% comfortable around) and if i'm having a snack at a rehearsal (aspiring stage actress) i'll usually feel so uncomfortable trying to eat it in the open that i'll have to go and run into a bathroom stall.

2.I never think about anything that's going on in the room that I'm in- for example if i'm sitting in a rehearsal and no scenes that i'm in are currently being rehearsed(but even if they ARE, i still do this a lot and i can't focus on it) i'll just zone out and think about something irrelevant (it's always a musical) and become so lost in it that someone has to startle me to get me out of it. And I do this very frequently.

3. I can't carry on a conversation. It gets too awkward and I'm so consumed in wondering about what the other person might be thinking about me that I can't say anything else.

4. i'm always upset/worried about something. even if there isn't a huge reason to be upset. my face naturally looks really sad, and when i look in the mirror when i'm off-guard i look liek i'm angry/depressed/bored. and i can't help it.

5. i'm always bored. very few things hold my attention.




so please just tell me what you think is up with my brain.

What you have doesn't seem like OCD, because you don't have much quirky, repetitive, behavior.

It sounds like a bad case of anxiety to me.

Go to your doctor.

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Does anyone know if there will be a season 4 for the TV show house?

Also does anyone know if foreman, chase, and cameron are coming back? I tried looking for any new contracts they signed with fox(which would mean they would come back) but i couldn't find them.

House was renewed for a 4th season back in February.

http://www.tv.com/story/8794.html

Chances are everyone is sticking on the cast because at the moment they're just b-rated TV stars, they don't have anywhere better to go.

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http://www.actressass.com/pictures-2/sarah_chalke/sarah_chalke_6.jpg

http://www.actressass.com/pictures-2/sarah_chalke/sarah_chalke_4.jpg

http://www.actressass.com/pictures-2/sarah_chalke/sarah_chalke_8.jpg

I remember the fantasy that the first one comes from, but I don't know the episode.

The second one is the episode where Elliot and J.D. get together, just before Elliot's boyfriend Sean comes back for a surprise visit from New Zealand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/His_Story_II

The third one is the episode where Turk has a sex dream with Elliot in it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Interpretation

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Is it okay to go out for halloween even though you're christian? I want free candy..I'm Christian and I think it's ok but..

Why the hell not?

The holiday isn't about actual witchcraft anymore anyway, it's just about what you want to do -- get some damn candy for free.

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Host: Welcome back to, "How well do you know your Spouse!". Ok, the question is, what is the last thing you think your husband would give you?

Wife: Ooh... that's tough... Um... I'd have to say... a ring!

Host: Ok, remember, this is worth $1,000. Lets see if you are correct! Husband, flip your card over!

The husband flips the card over.

Host: The... antidote?

Wife: The antidote? Honey, what's that suppose to mea---

The wife suddenly dies.




can someone explain that to me?? i dont get it!

He poisoned her, and the last thing on Earth he'd give her would be the antidote -- and he didn't.

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after i got my braces off i had little white spots on my teeth, there not too bad, but i wanted to know if there was a way to get rid of them or something?
thanks =]

Over time (enough brushing), they fade into the same color as the rest of your teeth.

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Alright, I just got a LG cingular phone flip phone, and i also got a Naztech phone case. the thing is, my phone has a screen on the front, and the case is leather, but its closed magnetically. i want to know if thats going to damage the phone, because i know magnate + electronics = BAD

thank you so much!!!

Whatever magnets come on phone or computer accessories are very weak for just that reason. No damage will be done to your phone.

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how many of yall would think its slutty and/or givin out the wrong idea if i bought a playboy bunny necklace? im bout to be 16 & im like a 'good girl' or w/e i mean ive only barely been to 2nd base but i jus think the necklace is pretty cuz its the little bunny head made out of [fake] diamonds. so, slutty or no?

I personally think those things are some of the sluttiest things around; you'll be giving off the wrong impression. I would suggest you get something similar and equally "pretty."

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i have cingular & my plan is about 600 mins a month. we do have rollover but it seems to be getting low & i talk on the phone a lot. is there any way of buying extra minutes without breaking your plan?? a card er juss buying minutes??

thanks!!

No, there isn't. You have to upgrade your plan in order to do that.

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You know the stuff they use to numb your mouth at the dentist? I don't know what it's called. Well I know that after it wears off, you mouth is still a little sore from the needles but how long is it supposed to stay sore? It's been 4 days for me and I still can't even sleep on my left cheek because of it. The soreness has never lasted so long.

Generally, it's novocaine. Four days is too long to be sore, it should have worn off after a few hours.

You should probably call your dentist and ask why it might be sore this long; he might have used something different, or done something differently.

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the guy who plays napolean dynamite, is in this movie with a few other people, about playing baseball...does anyone know what it's called or a link for it? thanks a lot - i saw it the other day but forgot it

I checked out a list of his movies, and I couldn't find one about baseball.

But here's the list, you might be able to pick it out from here - http://imdb.com/name/nm1417647/

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Does anyone know the average height&weight for a 14 year old girl? thanks

Around 100 pounds and just over 5 feet, according to to some sites I checked.

But that's only the average, and at age 14 girls can probably be very far from that average depending on how you're progressing with puberty.

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http://myspace-607.vo.llnwd.net/00340/70/68/340678607_l.gif

I saw that on someone's Myspace and the caption was
"Tell me if you get it"
and I do not. :] Can anyone explain it to me?

It looks like 3 KKK members are looking down at you...?

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my friend lost his phone last night at the homecoming dance and we couldnt find it... somebody answered at one point and then hung up...i called last night and this mornin and somebody ahd obviously turned it off... we checked with a lot of people last night, like all the chaperones or whatever... but no one had found it... is there anyway to find out where it is, or how to get it back?? please help! i really want to find it for him!! thanks

There's nothing they can do. He should call up the phone company and ask them to deactivate the phone. He'll need to get a new one.

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wut does fatigue mean??

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fatigue

You really have no excuse for not being able to do that yourself...

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is there any way to pay for an account other than pay pal?

"How do I pay you?
Using PayPal. Right now we don't accept anything else."

As of this moment, no.

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what are some good scary movies?

The Birds.

After that horror movies pretty much suck.

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Hey, I really don't want to ask for specifics about drugs on this website...trying to help keep it PG-13. But, I really need good, reliable information about MDMA. I'm looking for dangers, precautions to take, statistics, etc. but from an unbiased source. Can anyone help with a link to the information or to a place where I can ask specific questions? Thanks!

Go here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDMA

It's full of information, and has links/references at the bottom.

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Hey there! How do you become less addicted to the computer and the internet! Hehe, its really weird because even when I have so much things to do, I still find myself on the computer and wasting time. What to do?

You can't really force yourself away from the computer to another thing unless you absolutely cannot use the computer.

Meaning, you'll probably need to unplug it. That what several of my friends did during the school year to let them concentrate, or do something else.

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wats cow tipping???

It's tipping cows over.

What'd you think it was?

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