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My name is Ryan. And I will answer most everything you want to ask to the best of my God given ability.But I will not sugar coat any answer and I will give MY advice. I don't care about my ratings, so don't think giving me a 1 for an answer you don't want to hear will scare me. And if you already know what you should do about a sitaution, don't come to us here at advicenators asking for a second opinion. And here below is a list of questions you should NOT ask on advicenators. Granted some of them may vary and be acceptable, but overall don't ask the below questions on Advicenators.

**Don't ask questions like "OMG i heard this song on the radio with "insert pointless pop lyrics here" and i wanna know what it is so what is it! Thanks!! I rate 5sssss! hearts". This question can be simply googled with the lyrics, or you need only ask a friend

**Don't ask "ok so there is the hott guy/gal in my class and he/she like got me a *insert gift or simple trinket here* do you think he/she likes me?" This is the most common question here on this website sadly. Unless it is vitally important and actually pertains to a feeling of true feelings, don't ask it. This is most asked by teens. And what teens need to learn is "love" is not thinking a guy/girl is sweet and hott and nice. I know love, and it is so far from all those things. Remember Cicero when he said "Out of all the emotions, love is the most violent. Love is madness."

**"Ok so me and my boyfriend had sex last night and we like used no protection omg he came in me do you think i am pregnant?" Ugh. Stupid teens and their hormones. IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU ALWAYS RUN THE RISK OF PREGNANCY, UNLESS YOUR STERILE. And if you don't know anything about sex, you shouldn't be doing it. Even if you "love" your partner, half the time this is a disallusion and you will end up hurt. Sex is for marriage.

**Or asking what's "in" for fashion, or what they should wear out tonight. Or what is "cute" and what looks good. Pick and choose for yourself what you like, think for yourself instead of trying to let other people do it for you. Stand up and be yourself.

These are the most common questions I have seen on Advicenators. Now there are a few questions that are very good questions and deserve the 3 rating and the best answer possible. But they are usually blocked out with the kinds of questions listed above. If you want to ask something, check the following off that I am listing.

1.Does the question pertain to anything important or trivial?
2.Is proper grammar used?
3.Is the question long and in one paragraph?
4.Is it a question that you yourself can answer?
5.Is there enough detail?

Following those 5 guidelines, you can write a good 3 point answer. That about wraps it up.
I spend alot of time online and here on advicenators, so if you ever need anything then just send something in my inbox or IM me. I'm not opposed to helping people at all, in fact I love doing it. I just want some people to wake up from asking a stupid question.
Thank you all for your time.
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Dear Ryan,

I am your averge 15-year-old girl who lives with her single mother. Recently I got a new boyfriend who I have been hoping to date for a long time. Since it was a dream for a long time, it took me around 2 days to set into reality that my dream had come true. Once that had happened, I finally told my mother. She reacted in a way that was unexpected. She actully got angry at me for keeping that secret from her. Now she doesn't trust me with my boyfriend and I cannot go out on a date with him.

How can I get my mother to relize that I was just waiting a bit to tell people, not that I was keeping a secret. How will I get her trust?

She wont listen to me and it bothers me.

-Angered Child (link)
I just realized this was still in here...

Thanks Hannah for writing this. It got worked out fine with me and Amber didn't it?

Lol.


so i'll start by telling you a bit about myself.

i am 15 f. i don't want to sound arrogant but yes, i am popular which is why i don't get what is going on. I am vasrity cheerleader as a sophmore and have no trouble w/ guys and have alot of girl friends. so this is my question...

i got into a figth with this girl and it got bad, but girls are catty. she tried to ruin my reputation, but i ruined her life =] i got her kicked off of class vice president and her friends hate her. but to be fair, she really deserved it im not kidding. she posted pictures of me that were like edited and crap to make it look like i was naked, like photocopying my head onto the pic or w/e. and posted it on alot of the lockers. idk why she did it, shes just jealous b/c im dating her ex bf. seems to me like SHES the sociopath not me...

so after this i got in trouble, the school sent me to a therapist to talk about why i act the way i do. he diagnosed me a sociopath. But um... sociopaths are psycho anti-socials and im the center of attention. Im not a freak, i love shopping and guys and they say just b/c im a little decieving and like it my way, makes me a sociopath???

can somebody please explain to me how a popular varsity cheerleader can be a sociopath because i am way not antisocial. (link)
I'm going to be blunt, as so many before me have.

Your psycho-analysis is correct. According to a psychological outlook, you are a sociopath. While it may be slightly "overkill" to judge you as one when you sophomore in highschool, it is still fitting.

I don't know how you can smile when you make other suffer. You find comfort in knowing others suffer because you are getting your way? Your a sophomore in highschool and your out look on life better change, because if it doesn't your going to find a very grim future in the real world. People don't bend over backwords for your wants, they bend over backwards for theirs.

And as a rule of thumb, most highschoolers are still very much child like in their behaviour. Both you, and this other girl, have displayed this and proved it to me once again.

I suggest (other than reading up on the wonderful definations of "sociopath" my advice-collegues have given) to search the meaning yourself. To beat a problem, you need to know what it is, and you do not know what it is.

I could go on with my rant of every little thing you've said and how I would absolutely LOVE to put you in your place and remove you from your place of power, but I am going to spare us both the unpleasentries. As an ending note. Keep up with any kind of medication and counciling, and work hard to get over your condition and lifestyle.

And as a reminder, please apologize to everyone you hurt. Your not proving your tough by hurting others in high school, you just prove your a child.

-Ryan

P.S. Any time a person says "They deserved it" I notice it is always because that person did it to the person explaing that "They deserved it". You had no reason to ruin her life or hurt her. She merely got into an argument with you and you blew it out of proportion and so did she. Only, she did it in a more comical way. Her taking your picture and doing what she did can be called "Photoshopping" and it is for humor only, you can spot the difference a mile away.

Apologize to her and make her do the same.


why do people think the last dance at prom is special??
like to a slow song annd all..
thankss in advancee.

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Because they think prom is a special occasion and a special dance.

Personally...I don't get prom. It's just a dance where people spend hundreds of dollars to enjoy themselves all in one night.

The last dance is like the "closing" of the dance. The last chance you get to dance with your significant "other" at prom. I don't really get it either, all I know is that it has some special meaning for couples and whatnot.

Vague I thought, but I hope I helped.

-Ryan


Can you tell if you're pregnant the first week of conception?? Would you be throwing up or something??? Is there ANYTHING that could be a hint at least..???? I think I might be pregnant because me my boyfriend had sex like three days ago.. without a condom.. he was supposed to pull out in time.. and supposedly he did... but i touched my vagina right after and it was extremely wet and sperm-like.. Im soo scared..Im not sure if it was wet from me or him.. i just dont know.. and i didnt go and get the day after pill or anything.. because i just wanted to assume that i wasnt... but i really dont want to find out in a month or two.. that im pregnant.. because then im SCREWEDD... PLEEEEEEEASE HELP!!!
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Let me be the first to say...

Make better choices...THINK before you do something. You might have a very good chance of being pregnant because you had sex. Even if he "pulled out" you could still be pregnant.

I'm not even going to try and explain how to tell if you are pregnant. The best thing to do would be to get yourself double checked at a doctor or buy a early test to tell.

Not even knowing the full consequences or reprocussions is a sign you weren't ready for any kind of sex. And my ultimate advice is never do it again until you know your ready and can handle any results of it. And I am sorry to be so painfully blunt, but you seriously need to read everything I said and take it seriously.

Sex without protection and not wanting to get pregnant...it doesn't work. Please, PLEASE make a better choice next time..

-Ryan


hey im 14/f and my bf is 19/f i dont have a problem with it but i just wondered what do other people think? Well that isnt really my problem. The thing is i havent actually met him. When we meet we are gonna sleep together, he is gonna come such a long way to come see me and im not sure if im gonna do it because i want to or because i feel like i have to because hes gonna come all this way, i dunno the next time ill have a chance, but i do want to, I love him, What do i do? I really like this guy. What do you think about my situation, and what should i do? (link)
I have a very bad feeling what my rating will be...

Your 14 and he is 19. How the DEUCE do you think this is gonna turn out. Do you even have proof he is who he says he is?

And don't be pressured into sex just because he is coming such a "long" distance just to see you and sleep with you. What kind of relationship is that? He is just gonna come and visit so you can have sex? Yeah that is a healthy relationship right there.

To me, there are too many unsolved variables for this even to begin to make sense. It is too risky for my mind and for you to even be considering all of that, is mind boggling. You need to protect yourself more if you are seriously planning on meeting him. And if he is coming all the way out to see you just for sex, then it isn't worth it and there are way to many risks.

Your 14 and I can tell by your answer, you don't love him, and my belief is only reinforced by the fact you have an internet relationship with him, he is 19 and your 14, and that him coming to visit, is just for sex. Don't do anything, especially have sex with him.

Honestly, why are you even considering this?

That is my imput. And I am sure peoples answers will be close to mine as well.

-Ryan



there's a book called Homecoming by Cynthia Voigt. I read the second and third books. (i think i read the third). I need to know the rest of the names of the series. the library closes at 9, so i need to know in the next few minutes. PLEASE. ILL RATE 5's !!! (link)
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Consult the oracle, google. With it, you will find every book ever written by her.

-Ryan


---song by cassidy---

well i recently got my belly button pierced and it hurts to take it out i try even tho im not suppost to i have to wait a month it has been like 3 days and it is really pussy and gross (link)
So....what is your question?

-Ryan


Ok.. i talked to my boyfriend about doing more then just making out.. and he agrees.. and im goin to be w/ him on monday and i dunno how to get him to start like doing it w/ me.. cus anything we've ever done ive done it.. he hasnt done anything to me and i want him to.. lol how!? (link)
Simply put, if your having to ask this question, you shouldn't be doing it.

Quite honestly, you really shouldn't be doing it if your having to ask questions on how to get him started doing it with you.

Enough said.

-Ryan


Hello Ryan... nice to see atleast that there are columnists who follow the rules. Yeah, so I'm 13 years old. I used to be 59 pounds- I wasn't anorexic, or malnourished, or anything unhealthy. I always went to my doctor when I was sick and she never said anything about my weight except that I haven't reached the hundreds. But like, 5 months ago, I got my first period ( sorry if it sickens you) then I went to 95 pounds. I feel fat now. I went from 59 to 95. A simple switch of the digits mean so much. Either way, was I too light, before five months ago? And am I too heavy, five months later? thanks, I'll rate good if you give me a good answer (link)
Your weight is absolutely fine.

Especially for your age. At 13 your going to expierence alot of growth and weight gain. Most of it isn't even your own doing, it is simply how your body is using the food your eating. Weight gain during puberty is gaurnateed.

59 was too light in any case, and 95 as you get older could lead to some minor health problems. 95 isn't overweight at all, in fact to an extent, it is underweight. Your weight is fine for now, and you can probably expect to gain a bit more weight as you are growing.

Don't worry about it. And definately don't try and lose it. Even if you feel fat, you most likely aren't. And sometimes weight does even determine if your fat or not. Just don't worry about it.

Just eat right and actually do excercise (such as 30 minutes of cardio a day) andyour weight will never be an issue.

I hope I helped, and good luck with everything.

-Ryan

P.S. Question...what exactly is meant in your first statement "nice to see that there are columnists who follow the rules"? Sorry but I was a bit curious to that.


What kind of engine is in a lamberguinie?



Hev (link)
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Consult the Oracle. Google is where you can find anything. Just make sure your spelling it correct.

-Ryan

*edit* No it is not Keyes.


Im 100 pounds and want to loose weight, I know im really skinny but its not satifying, I want to drop it to 85-90 pounds or so by the end of summer! what are some good excercises! No lectures on oh how unhealthy or w.e! by the way im 13! (link)
You don't need to lose any more weight, especially at your age.

It isn't healthy, not at all. 100 is perfectly fine for a 13 year old, and to think to lose it will only hurt your body and mentality. And even if you decide not to heed my warning and go through it, you will find losing it most difficult since puberty will be hitting you like a brick and make it near impossible to lose much weight at all.

I am being honest, it isn't good for you.

-Ryan

*edit* I don't care if you said no lecture. It's unhealthy and I was trying to make you know that. So if you just want to try and lose your weight and wind up sick, then go right ahead. Because I guarantee a doctor will tell you the same thing.


So, I have this friend and she's been going out with this guy for like 3 years. No joke! They've been together for 3 looooong years now. She was like super duperly in love with him. Like, he was the only thing she could talk about whenever I hung out with her. Now....they just broke up. and she's completely devastated. She's been crying for like days now. I saw her this morning and she looked terrible. She is like, totally distraught over this. I'm wondering what I can do to help her through this. She's like, my best friend. Please help. (link)
Time has to heal all wounds.

Especially relationship wise. Why would he consider breaking up with her after 3 years and then following through with it?

The best thing you can tell her is time heals all things. There is no "cure" for what she is going through other than time. You can be her friend and be there for her and comfort her, and that will help the healing go along faster.

Otherwise, there is no quick solution. All you can really do is what I mentioned, and be a friend.

I hope I helped, and I think you will be able to help her right now.

-Ryan


How do you decide whether its love or lust?
Or seven years over 7 months?
I'm caught between a long standing relationship and a hot crush?
What should i do ?
How can I decide?

(link)
You stay with your long term relationship.

Why would you even consider doing otherwise? Is the relation of 7 YEARS really worth throwing away over a hot crush? If it is to you, you don't deserve either.

Stay with your long term relationship and just forget the hot crush, because if you end the long term relationship and go for the crush, 10 to 1 you will lose him, then you get screwed both ways.

-Ryan


I really like my boyfriend of a little over a month, however, my friends don't. Also, summer is coming up and I'm a big enough flirt in school, but out of school I want to be able to hang out (and hook up) with my guy friends guilt-free. I really really like my boyfriend, but I don't want to hurt him by cheating on him. What should I do?

I rate (link)
Is a relationship really that care free to you, that you want to be able to hook up with guys guilt free over the summer, and yet not cheat on your boyfriend.

To be quite honest, I don't think he really deserves you if your going to be like that. Sure you like him alot, but your also willing to hook up with other guys over your boyfriend? What does that tell you?

If you were smart you would stay with your boyfriend and give him your attention, and not let it go to other guys over the summer. Why would you even consider it?

A relationship is alot more than petty summer hook ups and flings, it goes deeper and you would do well to realize that. Sadly, the image of a "relationship" has been lost to society in recent times.

I hope I helped, and please just stay with your boyfriend and don't even consider other guys.

-Ryan


Doesn anyone know any great sites for quotes? * preferrably love ones * (link)
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Consult the oracle google, and learn from it's milliosn of search results.

-Ryan


What are some web-sites that I can go to to get cute quotes? (link)
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Consult the oracle google, you can find millions of results.

-Ryan


What should you do if you have had a steady boyfriend for about 7 months and really like him, but this new guy came along and is interested in you and you kind of like him too? Should you break up with the one and go for the other and see how it goes? or what?
Age- 16
Gender- Female (link)
Ugh, no.

Why are you even considering dropping a boyfriend of 7 months if you really like him?

If you break up with your boyfriend now and go for the other guy, I will bet you that you will not last as long with the other guys.

This is an absolutely oblivous question. Stay with your boyfriend and forget the other guy, and tell him to forget too.

-Ryan


Alright, Im going to preface this by saying, Im not your average asshole guy who thinks the world loves him, so temper your responses as if youre talking to someone who is reasonable and who approaches things with a relatively open mind.

So, Im in this relationship. One in a long line of similar ones, I have a tendancy to get into the serious kind, and my girlfriends tend to stick around for the better side of a year. My current and I are just about at the 18 month mark.

We have hit this point where I am comfy. I like talking to her, and having her around, and doing the cute little couple things,but I also like my space, and try to communicate that to her in a non hostile or not "get off my back" toned way. I try to just let her know gently when I need to just chill out and not be sitting on the couch with her in my lap.

But she, on the other hand, just cant seem to get enough. She wants me to hold her from the second I get home until the second I leave for work the next day, and generally suffocates me.

Now, Im pointing out what she does, but this behaviour has led to EVERY SINGLE BREAK UP Ive had in the last 8 years. 6 ltrs and a few month - 2 month beginnings. Girls hit this point where they want you around them 24/7, and excuse me if I like my partners to be _part_ of my life and not the entire focus of it.

So as I said, Im not an uncaring person. I cuddle after sex, I like laying together and watching a movie, I give her a massage nearly every night, but I dont want to be wrapped around ANYONE every second that Im not at work. I hate my job, and at times I enjoy going to get a respite from her. Its fucking ridiculous!

So, what the hell should I do? I mean, Im not going to say theres something wrong with me. Hell, I would say that Im more affectionate on a regular basis than the average guy I know, but I like a few hours a day to sit at the computer and play games, or to take a hot shower _alone_ or maybe, just maybe, fall asleep in a position thats comfortable to me, not that makes her feel like my teddy bear.

I cant figure it out. Are all girls like this? Or do I just have some wierd attraction to girls who do this and havent figured it out? I dont know. But its the reason I keep having to end relationships, and I like this girl, I dont want to break up with her because shes suffocating me.

Angry women responding saying Im a pig, or that I dont deserve her, or anything else of an un-thought out and abrasive nature will get a one and an angry riposte. (link)
Be honest.

I understand your wanting of space and time to yourself, and to be quite honest I am the same way myself. But if she is going to be that clingy and not want to give you space, then you need to seriously sit her down and tell her.

It's not disrespectful or unaffectionate to want your space and be away from her just for a bit. It's normal and to have her expect you to be around her all the time and spend all your time with her, is quite demanding.

I would seriously sit her down and talk about this. Your past the 18 month mark, that is quite a long time. Surely your relationship has evolved to the point where you can talk about anything, including some of the more sensative issues like this. She might be upset, but your being honest with her. It's not wrong to want your space.

I've said simply what you should do. Make it clear you still want to be with her, but you do want your space and time and you aren't getting enough. Honestly is always the best policy to about telling people things.

I wish you luck and I hope I helped.

-Ryan


See i have this little problem i'm 14/f and i sorta had a moment and well my grandparents are always telling me that i should never waste my self and stuff like that.... so u see my problem is that i might be pregnant but i am afraid to tell them cause they told me that that would praticaly disown me if i ever did so what should i do? my boyfriend wants help me and is afraid to tell his mum.... so umm yeah what should we do? (link)
The best thing you can do is tell them.

Because if they find out when you actually HAVE the baby, it will be much worse. I doubt they will actually disown you, seeing as though you might have a baby on the way and you are so young.

The next best thing you can do is not have sex until your married. Why? Because you don't need to be having that kind of unprotected sex. You should have known the risks before you even did it. If you are pregnant, your blood is on your own head, and no one elses.

Although, if your boyfriend is willing to help you, I applaud him for that. I think most guys would try and run if that happened. So some kudos to him if he willing to stand by you.

You need to tell them, and you need to have both families there and tell them both at once and let them know everything. You MIGHT be pregnant, so their fear isn't confirmed yet.

I hope I helped and next time, remember to just not have sex. It isn't worth the worry or stress at such a young age, and a baby doesn't need to happen so young.

-Ryan


i am really scared. (no this isnt anything to do ith 6/6/6 its just that 666 got me thinking of this) when the world ends, how exactly is it going to end? i do not have very good knowledge of the bible. i know that no one knows, but everyone says all this horrible ways like it will go up in flames. but why would god torture us like that? why can't he just make everything dissappear in a split second? why would god want to make the world end in a horrible way, and why would he even want the world to end. please explain this is a clear way cause im not good with this stuff. and pleaaaaaaaaseplease don't say "don't worry about it wont happen/it wont happen in your lifetime" (link)
According to the book of Revelation, the world will end in quite suddenly, but yet not so sudden as to be in a snap of a finger, but rather the process a while.

According to revelation, there are several "seals" that are opened one by one by the living creatures circling God's throne. Each seal contains a calamity and releases one figure that will play some kind of key role in the coming end times. Such as Death and the souls of all who had died beforehand in testament to God's word. The times will be terrible, and the people of the earth will hide in dark places, wishing not to be seen.

Following this, the trumpets of the Lord will be sounded one by one by an angel, and to each trumpet, even more calamity will come. Darkness, the lack of death, bitter water, and the destroying of a portion of mankind follow. There are 6 trumpets and 6 angels, each reaving calamity on mankind.

I could go on about how much more it goes into detail, but the book is long, and I highlighted 2 of the major events that foreshadow the coming of the end. Now, alot of this is figurativly speaking and may not necessarily be in chronological order, but it paints a clear description of the end times. They will be very nasty for those who do not repent and turn to God. I personally believe that the calamitys are trials by God to let everyone repent and show that comfort is in him. Someones people need a very hard nudge to get the idea of things. In the end, God leaves the earth with everyone who followed him and accepted him. The rest of humanity, I believe, is left on the remnant of earth, which becomes the hell everyone who doesn't repent goes to.

Now, that is religious idea of end times. I believe it will happen that way, but if you aren't as faithful to the events in the bible, other people have said the world can end in various ways. We could expierence a global climate shift that could very well kill off life on the earth. It has happened before, and it can happen again. Or you could believe the "asteroid impact" end of the world scenario, in which we are all killed by a huge impact from a asteroid.

Believe what you wish. I personally believe the Bible, but that might not be your belief. God will choose his time when the world will end. He does it because all evil has to end, and it is at his time and choosing when it does happen. We don't know when, all we know is that we, right now, are in the end times, all it has to do now is come.

I hope I helped, it is a confusing kind of subject, so I hope I didn't confuse you more.

-Ryan




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