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I finally updated my picture, I thought it was time for an update on it so I picked my favorite picture. After all, my previous picture was almost 2 and a half years old!

My name is Ryan. And I will answer most everything you want to ask to the best of my God given ability.But I will not sugar coat any answer and I will give MY advice. I don't care about my ratings, so don't think giving me a 1 for an answer you don't want to hear will scare me. And if you already know what you should do about a sitaution, don't come to us here at advicenators asking for a second opinion. And here below is a list of questions you should NOT ask on advicenators. Granted some of them may vary and be acceptable, but overall don't ask the below questions on Advicenators.

**Don't ask questions like "OMG i heard this song on the radio with "insert pointless pop lyrics here" and i wanna know what it is so what is it! Thanks!! I rate 5sssss! hearts". This question can be simply googled with the lyrics, or you need only ask a friend

**Don't ask "ok so there is the hott guy/gal in my class and he/she like got me a *insert gift or simple trinket here* do you think he/she likes me?" This is the most common question here on this website sadly. Unless it is vitally important and actually pertains to a feeling of true feelings, don't ask it. This is most asked by teens. And what teens need to learn is "love" is not thinking a guy/girl is sweet and hott and nice. I know love, and it is so far from all those things. Remember Cicero when he said "Out of all the emotions, love is the most violent. Love is madness."

**"Ok so me and my boyfriend had sex last night and we like used no protection omg he came in me do you think i am pregnant?" Ugh. Stupid teens and their hormones. IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU ALWAYS RUN THE RISK OF PREGNANCY, UNLESS YOUR STERILE. And if you don't know anything about sex, you shouldn't be doing it. Even if you "love" your partner, half the time this is a disallusion and you will end up hurt. Sex is for marriage.

**Or asking what's "in" for fashion, or what they should wear out tonight. Or what is "cute" and what looks good. Pick and choose for yourself what you like, think for yourself instead of trying to let other people do it for you. Stand up and be yourself.

These are the most common questions I have seen on Advicenators. Now there are a few questions that are very good questions and deserve the 3 rating and the best answer possible. But they are usually blocked out with the kinds of questions listed above. If you want to ask something, check the following off that I am listing.

1.Does the question pertain to anything important or trivial?
2.Is proper grammar used?
3.Is the question long and in one paragraph?
4.Is it a question that you yourself can answer?
5.Is there enough detail?

Following those 5 guidelines, you can write a good 3 point answer. That about wraps it up.
I spend alot of time online and here on advicenators, so if you ever need anything then just send something in my inbox or IM me. I'm not opposed to helping people at all, in fact I love doing it. I just want some people to wake up from asking a stupid question.
Thank you all for your time.
Gnothi seauton - Know thyself My Motto

E-mail: alpha_0mega345@yahoo.com
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Location: New Palestine, Indiana
Occupation: Movie Theater Employee
Age: 17
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Member Since: July 13, 2005
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thanks :]


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THANKS SOO much!!


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thank you you are rock love you!!!


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yeahhhh. but my parents give me money for whenever i want it. and i dont know, i like to be surprised for my bday.


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Well said.


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thankyou for your input!


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i couldn't figure how to open it once i downloaded it,haha, but thanks anyway :)


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Thanks thats really encouraging! I really needed a guy's input. I really appreciate it!


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all RIGHT! you ROCK MAN!


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Thanks


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Rating changed by L2 mod. The info may not have been useful to you, but you should have stated all this in your original question. I know you added it on later, but that was AFTER you got this answer. Don't rate someone down if you don't provide all the needed info to answer your question. 1 ratings are used only for abusive answers and should be followed by an abuse report.


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Thanks, I'm pretty sure I'm going to read that one :)


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Thanks Ryan!


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well i 4got to write "what would you do?" so yea>>>> n im 2 busy 2 do it now... so yeppers>>>>


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thanks


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thanks, that's awsome advice!


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thanks xxx


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Thank you and please do.


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thank you so much :)


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Thank You


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thanks so much. but he doesn't believe in the devil or God. but I appreciate it!


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Thanks but I don't wanna start too much drama. It would be nice to see her get in trouble though =X haha.


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i understand your point of view but i'm not too young to know really. but i understand, thanks anyways, that was good advice, not what i expected to hear, but good advice.


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thanks for the help.=]


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Alright, let me rephrase the question: Does anyone have Animal Crossing Wild World and want to be friends, or "do you know of any good sites for finding friends?" Does that make you happy? It doesn't matter that I was exactly looking for advice, I had a question and wanted an answer. If you can't actually answer the question, then don't bother replying.


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ok the e-mail is sent as a question to you.. ♥ thanks! :)


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you didnt answer my question at all


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lol no problem


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thank you. Yea he was right he was kind of rude about it also.


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thanks


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thanks... i appreciate it... I'll get through this.. its just everything in my life is going wrong.... not only this, but people think i'm a homo... i don't even act like one.. and i'm not one.... plus.. my other best friend moved away.. and now i don't have her to talk to.... its been five months.. and we STILL don't talk.. i'm going to kill myself and i hope I die thanks tho **Rating changed by level II moderator**


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you have a point but i guess i just posted to see what people would say but i guess im asking why it is


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Ok..but you don't have to be a bitch about it...


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that was okay advice i guess but in the end you don't reall know what i've been through and everything okay i have had a very protected childhood and i've also had very bad relationships which made me learn when a guy truely loves me or not but i appreciate your advice love me xxxxxxxx


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yeah well thanks for trying but i DO know him! we were friends untill we had a fight and he hated me since than and i think that i know who i love better than you do seriously


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oh my gosh, i never would have thought of google! i worship google.


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thank you so much! xoxoxoxo


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well the problem is if you knew the relationship youd understand better but he asked me out and I havent talked to him since. Im juss paranoid that this wont work out. Hes all I got. Youd have to be here to know. But thanx


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thanks a ton!


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ok thank you very much


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yeah prom is pretty stupid.. when you think about it.. lol thanks <3


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thanks.


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thanks, this really did help me out! Hev PS: By the way, by any chance, is your last name Keyes?


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I said no lectures


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wow. this doesnt answer any of my questions even a little bit. Rating changed by L2 moderator. :)


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thanks


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Actually me and him hooked up in april and have been together ever since. he is an amazing guy. and sex isnt the only thing in his life.


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thank you <3


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that doesn't answer my question


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thanks! I try!


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thankss!


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Thank you very much!


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its not a poem,its the story of my life.If anyone doesn't like it,just ignore,i won't mind.


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thx yur the best


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yea, you helped. thank you so much. i really needed it


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thanks &hearts;


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Thankc! I'll try it!


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i will thanks. =D


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Good advice, is to give the best answer anyway. Thanks!


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Thanks for all the choices, your awsome =)


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thanx for the advice


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Umm... because I didn`t feel like checking a dictionary & if you had a problem with me asking this question maybe you shouldn`t of answered it. By the way that wasn`t the stalker I was looking for !


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Thanks =]


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thnx very much


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thanks


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no I dont mean like all muscel weight just my legs are to thin and my arms are to thin like all of them muscel would make me stronger but not look healthyer pluss if i tryd getting muscel sense my matabalizm is so high Id probly lose weight


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You're weird. I like that. Here's a 5 for you.


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i cnat like him because im ugly..


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thank you so much it was good advice great actaually i would give u a ten but it only goes up to 5 and i will be sure of that but its not easy making new friends but ill be sure to try.. thank you so much!!!!!!!<3333333 katie by the name yeah im a girl lol <3333333333333333


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thanks for the advice..i think ill tell someone..im not sure


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Thank You Ryan! ~Megz


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go to hell you too


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Thank you, sorry I did not specify it more in the question, but we were perfectly fine with me getting pregnant. So we really did not talk about the probability of it so I was just wondering now because now I have to wait a while until I know if I am or not so I was just wondering if the chances increased or not. Thanks.


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Thanks, you're a great columnist and this helped a lot.


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thx...a little long but great


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thanks so much.. i took your advice and now im not even in troublee!! ex ohh &hearts; kelley


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good point...oh wth, thx anyway


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okay this site is for advice, not flipping out on people so SCREW YOU


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Thank you so much! I'll try that. Your advice is very much appreciated! :)


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if "it isn't hard at all" then why didnt you do it


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Thanks! Hearing that just makes me feel a whole lot relieved because I truely didn't know what to expect. But from all the awesome things you told me, I feel as if I've made a smart decision. Thanks again!


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As i said, dont respond about age.


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that's what I meant by you don't have to respond to this.


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Thanks


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Thanks!


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so true thanks


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yeah but if you read the question carefully then you will see that i bought it from a friend, not the store, wich means i didn't get the manual... just wanted to clear that up


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Thank you so soo sooo much. This has made things clearer for me thank you. =(^.^)=


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while I dont fully agree with you, I respect your opinion and understand it. Thanks


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thanks :-)


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But then the unstoppable force has therefore stopped, which it cannot do, as it is unstoppable. And the immovable object hasn't moved, which means it has won, which cannot be true.


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thanks so much


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thank you so much!!!!!!!!&hearts;


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exactly


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thank you


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wow ok thanks!




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