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I am 26 and my husband is 28years old. I want to have a baby. My husband and I are trying since five months still I am not becoming pregnant. Now it is two months still dint get my periods. I did a test. It shows negative. I am very disappointed. So what can we do?
Take another test, go see your doctor, ask to be referred to a fertility expert.
WHen i was backing up....i hit a car, and i was just wondering if cars ALWAYS dent...like when i hit it my car was fine, but the other car like shook (i wasnt going fast when i hit it)...
Is it possible that i didnt dent it? When i looked at the car like an hour later (the other car, there was a dent...but it looks likes its in the wrong place. But now i'm reallllly worried that it was me and i'm going to get caught...what do i do??????
There are loads of ways to pop out a dent that you can search for on google. If you're feeling super guilty, just do it to the car. Be aware that you might fuck it up even worse though.
do some jamacans speak french or am i thinking of a totally different country?
Doubt it. In colonial times, it was England that had Jamaica, which is usually how languages in the West Indies work. Examples would be Portuguese being spoken in Brazil, French in Cameroon, Spanish all throughout Latin America.
17/m
ok so me and my girlfriend decided we wanted to take a shower together and yea..
well i was fingering her and she was playing with my dick and then we would like hug and my dick would be right by her pussy and some pre cum got on it
well then she read a thing that said cum could get inside you and make u pregnet without even having sex
so i was wondering if pre cum has sperm in it and if it can get a girl pregnet like cum can?
please helpppp
In some cases, precum has more sperm in it than semen. So that would be a yes. If you didn't penetrate her I'd assume the odds would be significantly lower.
So my boyfriend broke up with me, and I know it was for another girl, but I'm not supposed to know. And he broke up with me so suddenly without giving me any explanation. I am so hurt. So yesterday I worked up the courage to call him and ask him why he broke up with me. I made it clear that I deserved to know why. And I said stuff like please tell me because nothing could hurt me more than how I feel right now. But he refused to tell me. So he told my friend that he was mad at me for calling. I think that he has no right ot be mad, I think that if anyone should be mad it should be me. I just don't understand.
Well, you've got a few things straight. He should have told you why. He should have told you when you called him. He shouldn't be mad at your call.
So obviously, this guy was always an asshole and you're better off without him.
Okay so I'm 14 and I have a really hard time flirting wiht 17 year olds. Any advice?
Yea, stop flirting with 17 year olds. Problem solved.
Hi my name is alyssa and i like this guy who was my friends Ex and i dont no if it will get between our friendship and then the friends Ex and i flirt but he hasnt asked me out yet and hes single
Ask your friend if it's ok. If she says no, game over.
So i am 17 male(not that it matters)
At the start of grade 11 i got sick for a long time 2 years to be exact. I could not go to school or anything and it really screwed my life. It is a genetic back disorder called spondylothesis and the on set of IBS( irritable bowel syndrome) separately they would have been annoying but manageable but together they slowed my healing. during this time i got really bored. But now to the problem after 2 years i wore a brace, did physiotherapy and changed my life style and i am better( or at least the best i will get). I am now back at school kind of. But i have lost my motivation during the 2 years of not doing anything at school all my friends have graduated and i lost contact with people outside of school (not that there were many). So basically i am having trouble getting up to go in the morning and have no idea where my life is going. Sitting in pain for 2 years stuff stops mattering Money,House,Great Job that stuff is pointless. I know i am a little depressed so don't say go to a therapist because i am of clear mind and body(well i guess crazy people say that too). I don't expect a answer that will magically change everything but another point of view couldn't hurt.
Thanks for reading DJCODE6
I'm sure it's expected that it would take some time to adjust to your re-entry into the school system after your long illness.
Try making new friends via your classes and join some clubs this year to get introduced to new people and create new relationships.
When your friends graduated, they didn't take your life with them. You still have it, so you can start piecing it back together.
Ok, there is this guy, lets call him John, he is sixteen and I'm thirteen. We talk a lot and we've joked around about liking each other. Age isn't really an issue, but he lives in North Jersey and I live in South Jersey. He gets his permit in a month or so, and he said he'd visit me. I have an idea that he likes me as more as a friend, and I like him the same way. But I've had bad long distance relationships, and even though he's really sweet, and trustworthy, I'm just worried it won't work out or end badly and ruin our friendship. What do I do, go out with him or just stay friends?
Stay friends. Number one, because you're 13. Number two, because he's 16. And Number three, because you're 13 and he's 16.
EDIT: I don't care if age isn't an issue to YOU, because obviously it is if you need to ask a question.
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=513162
I was the girl who asked that question. I guess you could say that I'm naturally 'flirty', and I'm really nice to people, and I'm nice to the guy that I was talking to in that convo. My question is, (obviously I'm oblivious to the fact that he's a freak), but how can you tell from just that convo? I know that I'm leading him on, and making him want more, but I don't know to stop.. I don't want to like him because he's hurt me before (not physically, but he was being extremely rude). I tend to fall for guys very easily without really getting to know them first. What do I do?
You should... figure out what you really want to do. If you're not interested in him and realize that it wouldn't be good for you to be with him, why bother bothering with him? (The last part probably didn't make any sense, but it sounded pretty clever when I typed it) Some people have a gaydar. I have a freakdar. This guy is flirting with you in the most peculiar manner imaginable.
How do you stop leading him on? Uh, stop talking to him and start avoiding him. If you're not interested and know you shouldn't be interested and you know you're leading him on, it's not really that hard to figure it out.
I used to like this guy. Lets call him B. I stopped liking him ever since I realized how much of a jerk he was.
This was our convo on AIM:
him (7:59:31 PM): be my new princess
me (7:59:18 PM): maybe
him (8:00:14 PM): please
him (8:00:17 PM): i'll be good!
me (8:00:11 PM): hmm
him(8:01:16 PM): pleeeeeeease
me (8:01:22 PM): we'll see
him (8:02:05 PM): please
him (8:03:18 PM): what do i have to do to make you my princess?
me (8:03:23 PM): be good
PHM1248 (8:03:56 PM): how so?
me (8:03:34 PM): why do you want me to be your princess? :P
him (8:04:06 PM): because
him (8:04:10 PM): you are princess material
me (8:03:49 PM): whats that supposed to mean
him(8:04:22 PM): it means
him(8:04:25 PM): your a keeper
me (8:04:07 PM): aww
him (8:04:41 PM): its true!
me (8:05:44 PM): :]
him (8:06:22 PM): pleaase
me (8:05:58 PM): maybe
me (8:05:59 PM): we'll see
him (8:06:43 PM): if im good
me(8:06:21 PM): stop asking
him (8:07:19): new topic
me: yes please
him: ummm... ily?
me: no you don't
him: thats it your getting a hug on monday
Does he still like me?
Yes. Unfortunately for you, he's a freak.
okay.
so i went to am-i-fat.org.
and they told me i was overweight.
i have a bmi number of 25.
and i need to loose about 10-15lbs to be healthy.
there's only one problem.
i used to diet alot. and i lost 20lbs from it.
it was easy.
but lately, i've been getting off track.
especially with eating.
and now i have two lunch periods. so the temptation to eat is even higher.
i think i can get the excersise thing taken care of.
just by walking home every day (it takes me 40 minutes to get home).
i guess what i need.
is some tips.
and maybe some pep talk?
i really want to do it this time
and not give up.
Ex. Er. Cise.
15/f
so right now. im dating this boy matt, and hes a football player and hes like a quarterback and hes really popular, and hot and what every girl wants.
however. i dont. i mean i like him, but i kinda got a crush on this emoish boy, name max. hes soo cute. and he seems so nice.
i guess im just sick of dating jocks, who just want to show me off in the halls like im some prize or something. like my boyfriend doesnt even like listen to what i say sometimes. its so annoying.
what should i do
Don't date either of them and date regular guys.
Unless your QB is really good. Then you can get married and be set for life if he goes before the third round in the draft.
EDIT: I forgot to add. This guy is named Matt. He's probably an asshole.
I'm getting married next month. (I'm the groom.) I'm extremely excited, but I'm hoping for some outside opinions on a few things.
I love my fiancee very, very much. And I know that the feeling is mutual. Like any normal couple, we have our differences. Some of them irk us slightly, but not enough for it to effect the relationship. However, on rare occasions, we differ enough to cause debate. This is where I need advice.
I'm used to a level playing field where debates are concerned, so I try and only reply with things that are logical. Things that make sense to me. I then usually expect something similar in return. Like an acknowledgment or rejection of my reasoning, followed by the reasoning behind that acknowledgment or rejection, and something to counter it. My wife-to-be doesn't argue this way. Her replies usually consist of "No." or "Absolutely not." or "I don't care." or "If you love me you'll do this."
Occasionally, she'll use her mother to settle it. She'll say "We'll see what my Mom has to say about it.", then she'll call her Mom. If her Mom agrees with her, she takes it as the final end-all word. If her Mom agrees with me, she gets frustrated, and she doesn't ask her Mom to settle things for a while.
Sometimes, I just take the fall. I figure that she is unshakable on the topic, and I choose her over what it is I'm fighting for. For example, I'm no longer a casual beer drinker. In fact, I will not bring alcoholic beverages within 3 feet of my mouth, at all. And I used to really enjoy the occasional Guinness. This is a sacrifice I was willing to take for her.
Another one was with the movie 300. She said that she didn't want that movie in the house, at all. I argued it, and used my pc games as an example, and she said that she didn't want some of those in the house either. In the end, I got rid of some of my games. Oddly, afterward we were watching a movie she owned, and she commented that it was bloodier than 300. Because of this, she has decided that I can have 300 after all.
This was an interesting development. What I observed, was that she realized that her movie was bloody too, so I could have a movie she banned after all. I tried to bring this into later arguments, pointing out things she had or did that were similar. Her reply is usually "Don't bring ME into this."
She tends to be passive aggressive when I'm playing or watching something she doesn't like. I was playing the Bioshock demo on my computer. Previously, she had been in a rather good mood, but afterward, I got looks and the silent treatment. When I asked what was wrong, she denied that anything was wrong, and went back to her bad mood. Clueless, I went back to the game, and this REALLY upset her. I haven't loaded the demo since.
So the latest one confuses me. I would like an Xbox 360. She has refused to allow me to purchase one. We can't afford one right now, but I asked her that in the future, when we have a surplus of cash and I suggest we get one if she will allow it. She declined. Her argument is that we don't need one, and that there aren't any good games for it. I countered with role reversal (Well you don't need a PSP, but you want one anyway. I'm not denying you that.), and a list of games that are actually very good, including some she would probably like. (She's something of a gamer too. Casual. Lot's of Mario.) Still, she refuses to agree to purchasing one later, when the means are there to do so.
That argument isn't what I'm seeking advice on per say (Though it might help.) I'm marrying this woman, and I know that her argument methods won't change. How can I argue with her? Or, better yet, how can I not argue with her and still manage to keep my dignity. (IE: not taking a dive every time we disagree.)
Thanks.
I suggest taking counseling with her before you tie the knot because it looks like you've go serious problems that need to be worked out.
Who should I play at QB, Daunte Culpepper or Philip Rivers. I still think Culpepper has an arm, but he has no one to throw to in Oakland. Rivers has great talent, but LT will be running the ball so much.
Thanks.
You should go with Rivers, because he's younger and certainly more durable than Culpepper, who has never gotten back to his former eliteness. Culpepper has talent still, but also has no talented receivers to throw to like Randy Moss, now that he's been dealt. Rivers does have Tomlinson running the ball a lot, but I believe they'll lighten up on him and throw more. Rivers also has a great tight end to throw to in Gates. Culpepper also has no line to protect him, and will probably get hurt. Rivers has the line that helped LT score a record number of touchdowns last season.
In my math class my friend told me she had the teachers edition math book she thought that she might have to buy the students math book cause the teacher edition has the answers in the book. I told her the teacher wouldn’t mind it. After we finish talking the teacher started telling the whole class about the math book and how much it is, he said its ok to have the teachers edition. After he said that I turn around and face her, she smiled at me and I smile back and said “see its ok to have it.” Why did she smile? Before I said that?
F/20
Denying that she ever thought it wouldn't be allowed as humor. Amusing if done once, freaking annoying if done more than once.
how do u start an essay about yourself
Put a little effort and detail into your question and you'll receive more and better answers.
IE: Use periods and proper punctuation.
If someone fingers you are you still a virgin?
Yes.
my parents have blocked one of my fav web site and wont unblock it no matter how much i ask them. so is there any way to unblock or get ride of firewalls on Mozilla Firefox? one more ? how do you get a site off the ban list on Mozilla Firefox? please give easy to follow directions cauz im a blonde?
hidemyass.com.
Hello guys. I was wanting to know how someone can whore me on myspace. I really want more friends on there. I've tried changing my default pic a lot, or just putting a new survey on, but I never get more. Is there anything in particular that I should change that would attract someone to my profile? I do have my profile set to where anyone can send me messages or view my profile. Sometimes I get messages from random people, but it's never a lot. If someone can, please let me know how my sister can whore me. And any other information you wanna give. Thank you so much. Sorry this question is so stupid.
Here's an idea. Click the "Add as friend" button on other people's menus.