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advice

I have been going out with my boyfriend for 6 months now and we havent done anything more than hold hands and hug. THe reason why i am affraid to go any further is because i am affraid that he is going to judge me because i have never made out with any body or anything, and he has. I am just scared i am not going to be able to do it right. What should i do?

h0ney, trust me theres n0 wr0ng way t0 kiss.. unless y0u m0ve y0ur t0ngue everywhere and all 0ver the 0utside 0f his m0uth..thats just weird.
♥aMbi

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ok, the other night, I stayed the night with my best guy friend. We have been flirting and hugging and things like that with no problem. But then we were laying together and we were doing a little rubbing and touching on eachother and then I started feeling weird like I...or we did something wrong?? I dont know why either....does any one know why that might be?

sec0nd base..maybe y0u feel weird cause y0u went straight t0 sec0nd base..
♥aMbi

♥♥REMEMBER♥♥
1st:french
2nd:feel..finger/handj0b
3rd:0ral
h0me:fuck

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i wanna get rid of myy pubic hair becuase its reallyyy wickid grosss. i dont wanna shave it i dont like razors and stufff sooo is there a way to get rid of it using nair an stuff? thxx
p.s. 14/f

girl y0u sh0uld have shaved that when y0u first saw it.. n0 girls sh0uld have hair d0wn there.. the 0nly place i think a girl sh0uld have hair is on her head, eyebr0ws and eyelashes 0f c0urse.
♥aMbi

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I know this is stupid, but I overheard people saying my best friend went to 2nd base wiht this guy and the deal is I ahve no clue what the bases are! And I'm worried about her because I don't want people talking about her if it's bad ( if she even did it) So could you please tell me what these bases are? i'm really confused and worried.. sorry so long!!
-very confused-

-♥french
-♥finger/handjob
-♥oral
-♥fuck

♥aMbi

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Me and my boyfriend have been together 1-year-4-months today AND well we have not done ANYTHING sexual. well i want to lead on to start doing sexual things but i don't know how. can you guys explain your first times or how you lead on to doing sexual things for the first time
thanks-
confused..

make 0ut with him..and while y0ure d0ing that start t0 rub y0ur hand 0n his leg.. he'll kn0w..then as y0ure rubbing, g0 int0 his pants and start t0 rub m0re.. he'll like it...all guys d0.. then he'll pr0bably whip it 0ut and want y0u t0 give him 0ral.. just be ready.. its n0t that bad..
♥aMbi

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Most of my friends are gettin pregnat and getting herpes it is scaring me ... All my friends I thought were so much smarter than me are stupid and having sex already . I know you want to but you need to hold back .... I am scared that in a way I am gonna be forced into it .... Can you help ?

thats gr0ss
♥aMbi

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well im 16 and started my periods when i was 13 and i havent told my mom yet!! (ive been gettin away with it through usin loadsa toilet paper n stealin pads off her n buyin them at school, if your wonderin). the thing is i cant tell her because shes really mean and honestly does hate me and wants to put me in care - she has told me herself that she only lets me stay here still cause she gets paid in child benefits. she would laugh at me if i told her...how do i tell her that i have started without her laughing?
please dont tell me she wont or shes been through it too or whatever because i know this woman and you dont. i know she will laugh its what she does.
besides shouldnt a good mom have asked her 16 yr old daughter if shes started her periods yet anyway??

well hell0. i think y0u need t0 tell her.. shes y0ur m0m right..y0u knm0w she l0ves y0u. y0u are part 0f her s0 shes g0t t0 l0ve and care ab0ut y0u....
♥aMbi

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ohk im really scared! i think i MIGHT be pregnet. but see i did not ever have sex! ever! but i KIND of did anal.like it went it half way. can u get pregnet from anal? and like i always get my period before my mom, but she got hers today and istill dont have mine and im like really scared

anal sex? thats just gr0ss.. im s0rry but the idea 0f a penis in s0me0nes ass is disgusting..
♥aMbi

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I was reading seventeen or teen people or cosmogirl...i forget which one. anyway, they talk about not doucheing and i was wondering what that is! Thanks in advance and I'll totally rate ya high if you help me!

it cleans y0u 0ut.. its a b0ttle type thing with a l0ng stem. and theres h0les in the sides 0f the stems. what y0u d0 is y0u stick it up inside y0u and squeeze the b0ttle s0 the cleaner is inside y0u s0 it cleans y0u 0ut.. the best time t0 d0 it is in the sh0wer 0r 0ver the t0ilet..it cleans y0ur c0och.. duh =)
♥aMbi

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I am a virgin and I am ready to have sex i think about it all the time but i'm afraid that it might hurt. My question it what does the first time haveing sex feel like? Is is digusting and painful or is it wild and crazy in good way?

it hurts im pretty sure because if y0u are still a virgin then y0u are pretty tight d0wn there..and it hurts..
♥aMbi

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theres this girl i like a lot and i know she likes me and tomorrow she is coming over and its not like ive never kissed anyone or anything but i want someone elses opinion...what is the best way to get into a situation where you start kissing someone without just throwing yourself to them

just l0ok int0 her eyes..she'll get the hint.. and maybe she'll make the first m0ve..
♥aMbi

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i have recently had a coldsaw but my girlfriend wants me to give her oral sex but im concerned that if it is not gone completely she may get infected. is it safe?

i think y0u mean c0ld s0re.. and n0 d0nt d0 it.. c0ld s0res are f0rms 0f herpes.. which c0uld get her infected.
♥aMbS

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ok well im 18/f , and my b/f got me pregnant , lik 3 months ago, b4 he broke up wit me. today he punched me in the stomach , nd in my face. and i dnt kno wut to do?? plz help me. how do i kno if he killed my baby?

thats fucked up..tell a d0ct0r and p0lice..and if he killed y0ur baby sue him..h0pefully he g0es t0 jail..
♥aMbS

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Im on my period right now and i am so angry for some reason and i get pissed off so easily right now and i dont know why? and today this girl told me something and i ended up cussing her out and every one thought i was gonna hit her in the face so please tell me how i can be nicer why im pmsing

mid0l..usually w0rks. just carry s0me in y0ur purse. 0r if y0u d0nt want t0 d0 that, then just remember t0 stay calm and d0nt l0se y0ur temper. everyb0dy gets a m0nthly bitch. just relax..and if s0me0ne pisses y0u 0ff, just warn them that y0u are PMSing..and if y0u are embarrassed, d0nt be.. everyb0dy kn0ws that girls get peri0ds..0r just beat the shit 0ut 0f them.
♥aMbS

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Ok me and my boyfriend have been together for a while now and he wants to have sex and I do too but there is just one problem I have a disease and I don’t know if I should tell him or not because I don’t want him too to think of me different but we are going to use protection and everything just I don’t want to tell him! And I am sooooo scared! I don’t know about what maybe about him knowing my deepest darkest secret, I don’t know! Please help me!

well y0u're g0nna have t0 tell him s0oner 0r later..and if he truly l0ved y0u then he w0uld stay with y0u..
♥aMbS

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1st of i'm 16 and i'm in 10th grade and a girl...and i have some pretty awesome best girl friends...well i make-out with a few of them...i don't mind it i actually have fun doing...but i wouldn't call my self bi...i read this thing online and it says that we experment to find out what we like...well i love makeing-out with both sexes! but i've never done more with a girl...i have and talked about eating girls out with my other best friend and we have talked about doing to each other...but i could never see my self with a girl...because i just love boys...but what i am getting at is it wrong to want to do this stuff with girls...it's mainly with my best friend...it's just a experment..is it wrong to experment with her? she has ate a girl out before..i mean i'm not scared to do it and i don't feel un-comfortable caouse she is my best frined...my point...does any of this seem wrong?

((i don't want the stupid rood people to answer this...or jerks who think it's "nasty"))

love: the girl who doesn't know!!

yep y0ur bi
♥aMbS

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Okay well last night I had my bf over and we got sexual.. Well to get to the point we wern't gonna have sex so we just fooled around.. Well he came(spelling error lol) and he was down there when he did it.. He made me go in the bathroom to check if ne got in but I dont know.. I dont know what to do. and I dont want to tell him I am scared. I am a 14/f

pregnancy test, d0uche, it cleans y0u up in there
♥aMbS

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I ahve ben going out with this girl for about 11 months and we both want to do things together but we never have time between school and sports we dont really get to see eachother and her parents are going out next weekend and she'll be home alone should we just do it then or should we wait and not have to take the chance of her parents coming home early and catching us what should we do????

aw h0w cute. umm. i d0n`t think y0u sh0uld d0 it just cause it w0uld be the 0nly time..sex is supp0se t0 be special..just wait till y0u t0o have time al0ne t0gether...
♥aMbS

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I was talking to my boyfriend and he got a boner. I happened to glance at it and he noticed me looking and got real embarrassed. I can understand why he'd be embarrassed but now he's scared to talk to me anymore. I don't think it's gross or weird. It's natural and I wish he could see that I don't care. He doesn't have to feel ashamed or anything around me. He makes me horny too. TMI? Sorry!

haha. l0l. umm tell him y0u like it..if y0u d0.. and try t0 act sexy.. then maybe he w0nt care!
♥aMb

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I really want to buy a vibrator... but I don't know where to go. I am 16 years old, and do not want one shipped to me, I want to go to a store. I was wondering, do I have to go to a sex store or are there any other stores that sell them?

~Kristin

spencers
♥aMb

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